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Mr. Faggot
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« on: June 16, 2012, 06:36:36 AM »
I am doing a study on the comparison of dick dize to the deck size and how it has affected your skateboarding performance.

For data i need skateboarders opinions for evidence.

If possible can you list your:
dick size (pics please)
Deck Size : Width / Height (if possible)
How it has affected your skateboarding performance.
home address
favorite bath soap
whether or not you enjoy the area between your balls and ass tickled

Below please. Thanks.
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Seamus_McShamebag
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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2012, 03:19:54 PM »
You might be onto something. I have noticed that when I eat shit and my board shoots out it always turns to the right.   Coincidentally my single ply wood also subtley curves to the right. 

Respect the cock whether or not you believe in it.
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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2012, 03:22:56 PM »
Dick: 7-8 inches while hard, otherwise quite small. Sorry, no pics for you (yet) faggot.
Deck 8.5 (to compensate for disappointing penis)
Fliptricks are harder but I feel more masculine
Pm for adress
Anything that covers the smell of sweat and semen
Sure

(edited to make dick size bigger)
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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2012, 04:36:02 PM »
penis: pic - http://tinyurl.com/7v54f6a
deck:8.3
it makes me feel confident, whether it be gettin tricks, or gettin bitches
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Sometimes I do, except for what we call at my workplace "Del Taco Tuesdays". Then it just gets messy.
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The Donger
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2012, 05:19:51 PM »
My cock has the girth of a 52 mm wheel
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2012, 08:05:57 PM »
my shit massive
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2012, 10:31:12 PM »
Quote from: Barry Dingle on June 16, 2012, 04:36:02 PM
penis: pic - http://tinyurl.com/7v54f6a
deck:8.3
it makes me feel confident, whether it be gettin tricks, or gettin bitches
892 MOMONA ST
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Sometimes I do, except for what we call at my workplace "Del Taco Tuesdays". Then it just gets messy.



I see what you did there.
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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2012, 03:07:38 AM »
inverse ratio - FACT... that being said, I skate an 8.25
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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2012, 04:22:46 AM »
Quote from: Bronson on June 16, 2012, 03:22:56 PM
Dick: 7-8 inches while hard, otherwise quite small. Sorry, no pics for you (yet) faggot.
Deck 8.5 (to compensate for disappointing penis)
Fliptricks are harder but I feel more masculine
Pm for adress
Anything that covers the smell of sweat and semen
Sure

(edited to make dick size bigger)

its either 7 or 8 pick its not like pockemon you cant have em all.
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look I never said it was ok but chill man tis all cool just havin some fun.
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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2012, 08:18:01 AM »
Well they don't make boards as fucked up as the shape of your cock, Captain Caveman
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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2012, 08:18:38 AM »
Quote from: Skate Troll on June 17, 2012, 04:22:46 AM
Quote from: Bronson on June 16, 2012, 03:22:56 PM
Dick: 7-8 inches while hard, otherwise quite small. Sorry, no pics for you (yet) faggot.
Deck 8.5 (to compensate for disappointing penis)
Fliptricks are harder but I feel more masculine
Pm for adress
Anything that covers the smell of sweat and semen
Sure

(edited to make dick size bigger)

its either 7 or 8 pick its not like pockemon you cant have em all.

boners vary.
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« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2012, 01:01:32 PM »
Ive got a chode for a penis and my board is similar in shape. 31.5 inches wide and 7.75 long.
Makes flips harder but more room for my feet to land bolts yo
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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2012, 03:58:48 AM »
 For this case study to work, a much larger sample size is needed, or maybe I'm just failing to see an obvious correlation.

Dick - 7

Deck - 8.12/8.18 whatever the shop has

Average sized board for average sized dick?!?
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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2012, 08:41:53 AM »
6 and 8.5. not gonna say which one is which though.
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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2012, 10:22:35 AM »
Quote from: dethcomic on June 16, 2012, 08:05:57 PM
my shit massive



overcompensation at it's finest. I skate mini boards
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