Calling all skaters!!!

[bbk]

We are sheep with out shepards who need to be saved, or something like that... cool huh?

http://www.callingallskaters.org/#/who-we-are/the-vision

[Hercules Rockefeller]

FUCK.THAT.SHIT.
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[bbk]

What the fuck?

"When I came to Christ in 2006 I gave Him evething, including my skateboard. I said "God, if you want me to skate then I'll skate and if you never want me to touch a board again then I'll never touch it again...I trust You". Ever since then God has been using my skateboarding for His glory, as a tool for building relationships and sharing the hope that Christ has given me."

[KoRnholio8]

If god it the creator of all things, then Rodney Mullen is god.

[clamy]

If god is the creator of all things, then Rodney Mullen is god.

and daewon is jesus.

[Patey]

what is this i dont even

[chillout]

i had a friend who ripped and was super into God that got involved with a similar thing. a few times he came skating he brought a priest to take pictures of him for their website

[Chocolaterain]

I wanted to change my life and do everything for him. But how? What do I do? My plans of going to school with my girlfriend and playing college hockey became less and less exciting. I wondered what purpose God might have for me.

Poor guy, I actually feel sorry for how stupid he is.

[Igottachubby]

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[ScreamingHand]

the words christ, jesus, and god should be replaced with Lemmy

[dolphinstyle.]

That is hilarious. Sumner and Hosoi are also featured in the video section

[Monty Burns]

A fireman with 30 years of service , putting out fires and saving lives . Who voulonteers at a orphanage in his spara time , has addopted 5 orphans , 5 cats and 5 dogs , and donates money to several charitys but doesnt belive in jesus and god 

vs a

Mass murderer who raped children befor he kills them , but belives in god and jessus and accepts god as his saviour and regrets his actions


Guess who goes to heaven and who goes to hell of these people !

[buildafire]

A fireman with 30 years of service , putting out fires and saving lives . Who voulonteers at a orphanage in his spara time , has addopted 5 orphans , 5 cats and 5 dogs , and donates money to several charitys but doesnt belive in jesus and god 

vs a

Mass murderer who raped children befor he kills them , but belives in god and jessus and accepts god as his saviour and regrets his actions


Guess who goes to heaven and who goes to hell of these people !

Trick question! Neither of them go to heaven or hell.

[Seamus_McShamebag]

Realizing that there is a lot of animosity in the skateboarding community towards the conformist ideals beset by Christianity in a typically intolerant and ignorant manner I am somewhat reluctant to share this story but here goes.  Prior to getting married I wanted to sow some wild oats and having not experienced homosexual sex or Christianity I decided to kill two birds with one stone (or penis as it would turn out).  After a period of a few months, I tracked down Jesus Christ, courted him and proceeded to make sex with his butt on several occasions.  It was really fun for a while but when we would lay back for a cigarette and some pillow talk I started to get really annoyed by Jesus because all he really did was bitch about how misunderstood he was and how jealous he was of Buddha.  The whole thing eventually fizzled out but I can say now that I don't have any regrets.

I already answered my calling and I am glad that I did.  

Real talk.

[Mat]

Realizing that there is a lot of animosity in the skateboarding community towards the conformist ideals beset by Christianity in a typically intolerant and ignorant manner I am somewhat reluctant to share this story but here goes.  Prior to getting married I wanted to sow some wild oats and having not experienced homosexual sex or Christianity I decided to kill two birds with one stone (or penis as it would turn out).  After a period of a few months, I tracked down Jesus Christ, courted him and proceeded to make sex with his butt on several occasions.  It was really fun for a while but when we would lay back for a cigarette and some pillow talk I started to get really annoyed by Jesus because all he really did was bitch about how misunderstood he was and how jealous he was of Buddha.  The whole thing eventually fizzled out but I can say now that I don't have any regrets.

I already answered my calling and I am glad that I did.  

Real talk.

WOW. Pure gold

[Big Skatefase]

[victor333]

[GAY]

Realizing that there is a lot of animosity in the skateboarding community towards the conformist ideals beset by Christianity in a typically intolerant and ignorant manner I am somewhat reluctant to share this story but here goes.  Prior to getting married I wanted to sow some wild oats and having not experienced homosexual sex or Christianity I decided to kill two birds with one stone (or penis as it would turn out).  After a period of a few months, I tracked down Jesus Christ, courted him and proceeded to make sex with his butt on several occasions.  It was really fun for a while but when we would lay back for a cigarette and some pillow talk I started to get really annoyed by Jesus because all he really did was bitch about how misunderstood he was and how jealous he was of Buddha.  The whole thing eventually fizzled out but I can say now that I don't have any regrets.

I already answered my calling and I am glad that I did.  

Real talk.

Bro! I thought you knew I was kidding when I told you I was Jesus H. Christ. Oh well...thanks for the memories sailor.

[Dominic Hynard]

There's just one thing I don't understand about christianity.

God created light on the first day, but didn't create the sun until the fourth day. How is that possible?

[LazyEinstein]

God isn't real and the idea of his existence is a sad pathetic joke that humans need to get off of.

[victor333]

There's just one thing I don't understand about christianity.

God created light on the first day, but didn't create the sun until the fourth day. How is that possible?

out of all the things to not understand about christianity, you pick this one.


well, I googled it for you:

http://www.gotquestions.org/light-first-sun-fourth.html


I mean, even if you take christianity as something some dudes just made up, I'm pretty sure they know that sun provides light. Everyone does. So, it's just a moot point kinda

[chockfullofthat]

There's just one thing I don't understand about christianity.

God created light on the first day, but didn't create the sun until the fourth day. How is that possible?

He invented photons the first day but nuclear fission on the fourth day.  Fucking idiot.  It's God he can do anything he wants.  He's OMNIPOTENT.  If something doesn't make sense, ie like humans making pills out of Chinese baby flesh or magnets the answer is either:
A)  God is testing us
B)  God is omnipotent
C)  God works in mysterious ways.

[Seamus_McShamebag]

Realizing that there is a lot of animosity in the skateboarding community towards the conformist ideals beset by Christianity in a typically intolerant and ignorant manner I am somewhat reluctant to share this story but here goes. �Prior to getting married I wanted to sow some wild oats and having not experienced homosexual sex or Christianity I decided to kill two birds with one stone (or penis as it would turn out). �After a period of a few months, I tracked down Jesus Christ, courted him and proceeded to make sex with his butt on several occasions. �It was really fun for a while but when we would lay back for a cigarette and some pillow talk I started to get really annoyed by Jesus because all he really did was bitch about how misunderstood he was and how jealous he was of Buddha. �The whole thing eventually fizzled out but I can say now that I don't have any regrets.

I already answered my calling and I am glad that I did. �

Real talk.

Bro! I thought you knew I was kidding when I told you I was Jesus H. Christ. Oh well...thanks for the memories sailor.

Really? Your knowledge of the scripture was uncanny but that "rosary" bead trick did make me wonder a little bit.  Having doubted that I would ever hear from you again I threw the sandals,  wineskin, and acoustic guitar that you left at my place away but I made a killing selling my pillow case to the Pope as an authentic Shroud of Turin.  God bless you "Jesus", you dirty little whore.

[Liam Baker]

what fuck did i just read

[DJ]

Realizing that there is a lot of animosity in the skateboarding community towards the conformist ideals beset by Christianity in a typically intolerant and ignorant manner I am somewhat reluctant to share this story but here goes.  Prior to getting married I wanted to sow some wild oats and having not experienced homosexual sex or Christianity I decided to kill two birds with one stone (or penis as it would turn out).  After a period of a few months, I tracked down Jesus Christ, courted him and proceeded to make sex with his butt on several occasions.  It was really fun for a while but when we would lay back for a cigarette and some pillow talk I started to get really annoyed by Jesus because all he really did was bitch about how misunderstood he was and how jealous he was of Buddha.  The whole thing eventually fizzled out but I can say now that I don't have any regrets.

I already answered my calling and I am glad that I did.  

Real talk.

Long time lurker, first post ever, but everyone has to start somewhere. 

Between the recent Dill stylin, and the reams of "insight" dropped in the John Fitz thread, it'd be foolish to stay away at this point.

Anyway, Seamus, you killed it.  I read the first half of that like, "damn, this is surprisingly persona---OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE"

Funny shit.

[GAY]

Realizing that there is a lot of animosity in the skateboarding community towards the conformist ideals beset by Christianity in a typically intolerant and ignorant manner I am somewhat reluctant to share this story but here goes. �Prior to getting married I wanted to sow some wild oats and having not experienced homosexual sex or Christianity I decided to kill two birds with one stone (or penis as it would turn out). �After a period of a few months, I tracked down Jesus Christ, courted him and proceeded to make sex with his butt on several occasions. �It was really fun for a while but when we would lay back for a cigarette and some pillow talk I started to get really annoyed by Jesus because all he really did was bitch about how misunderstood he was and how jealous he was of Buddha. �The whole thing eventually fizzled out but I can say now that I don't have any regrets.

I already answered my calling and I am glad that I did. �

Real talk.

Bro! I thought you knew I was kidding when I told you I was Jesus H. Christ. Oh well...thanks for the memories sailor.

Really? Your knowledge of the scripture was uncanny but that "rosary" bead trick did make me wonder a little bit.  Having doubted that I would ever hear from you again I threw the sandals,  wineskin, and acoustic guitar that you left at my place away but I made a killing selling my pillow case to the Pope as an authentic Shroud of Turin.  God bless you "Jesus", you dirty little whore.

#neverforget

[cringe.]

dude has such a stiff-back style on the wood , needs to let his arms hang down more naturally

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I wanted to change my life and do everything for him. But how? What do I do? My plans of going to school with my girlfriend and playing college hockey became less and less exciting. I wondered what purpose God might have for me.

Poor guy, I actually feel sorry for how stupid he is.

Seriously, everybody knows god gave us alcohol, mushrooms, and LSD so we wouldn't have to ever be bored!

Realizing that there is a lot of animosity in the skateboarding community towards the conformist ideals beset by Christianity in a typically intolerant and ignorant manner I am somewhat reluctant to share this story but here goes. �Prior to getting married I wanted to sow some wild oats and having not experienced homosexual sex or Christianity I decided to kill two birds with one stone (or penis as it would turn out). �After a period of a few months, I tracked down Jesus Christ, courted him and proceeded to make sex with his butt on several occasions. �It was really fun for a while but when we would lay back for a cigarette and some pillow talk I started to get really annoyed by Jesus because all he really did was bitch about how misunderstood he was and how jealous he was of Buddha. �The whole thing eventually fizzled out but I can say now that I don't have any regrets.

I already answered my calling and I am glad that I did. �

Real talk.

Bro! I thought you knew I was kidding when I told you I was Jesus H. Christ. Oh well...thanks for the memories sailor.

Really? Your knowledge of the scripture was uncanny but that "rosary" bead trick did make me wonder a little bit.  Having doubted that I would ever hear from you again I threw the sandals,  wineskin, and acoustic guitar that you left at my place away but I made a killing selling my pillow case to the Pope as an authentic Shroud of Turin.  God bless you "Jesus", you dirty little whore.

Ask Jesus to forgive your sins always

There's just one thing I don't understand about christianity.

God created light on the first day, but didn't create the sun until the fourth day. How is that possible?

Pray always, get to know the lord.

There's just one thing I don't understand about christianity.

God created light on the first day, but didn't create the sun until the fourth day. How is that possible?

He invented photons the first day but nuclear fission on the fourth day.  Fucking idiot.  It's God he can do anything he wants.  He's OMNIPOTENT.  If something doesn't make sense, ie like humans making pills out of Chinese baby flesh or magnets the answer is either:
A)  God is testing us
B)  God is omnipotent
C)  God works in mysterious ways.

Study and obey the bible

A fireman with 30 years of service , putting out fires and saving lives . Who voulonteers at a orphanage in his spara time , has addopted 5 orphans , 5 cats and 5 dogs , and donates money to several charitys but doesnt belive in jesus and god 

vs a

Mass murderer who raped children befor he kills them , but belives in god and jessus and accepts god as his saviour and regrets his actions


Guess who goes to heaven and who goes to hell of these people !

Quit sinnin', escape hell.

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[raunchyrick]

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[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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