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Fenzadill
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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Reply #120 on:
May 24, 2012, 12:58:10 PM »
Quote from: darrin lee on May 24, 2012, 11:12:41 AM
Quote from: HATE! on May 24, 2012, 10:55:40 AM
I totally remember the Whiskey videos.� They were these Canadian videos with some pretty good skateboarding, some snowboarding and a ton of drunken hijinx.� I think there were three of them, and I know Markovich had a great part along with these two Canadian locs, Sid and Judah.� What's more telling about this is darrin's age.� I'm in my early 30s and I watched the Whiskey videos in high school, so I'm assuming he's my age and has been around skating just as long.� This also means he should know that "backside lien" is redundant.� Stupidity verified.
Sid Clarke and Judah Oakes.
Okay, I'm 28.
Sure, call me stupid, it's not like I copy-edit my posts. It's hilarious how serious everyone is on here, I thought this was all a joke, no?
I know what a lien is. Do you want a hero cookie?
I'm sure there's lots of skaters in their late 20's who can't correctly identify a lien air, but what amazes me more about your age is how a grown ass man could be so fucking sensitive to some internet razzing.
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oyolar
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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Reply #121 on:
May 24, 2012, 02:41:01 PM »
Quote from: darrin lee on May 24, 2012, 11:18:21 AM
Quote from: SouthSecondSquat on May 24, 2012, 11:10:10 AM
Quote from: stephendedalus on May 24, 2012, 10:47:23 AM
Quote from: darrin lee on May 24, 2012, 10:33:45 AM
Quote from: oyolar on May 24, 2012, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: darrin lee on May 24, 2012, 10:13:04 AM
Quote from: HATE! on May 24, 2012, 10:00:09 AM
Hey, I was polite!� Now you're just being a dumb asshole like you usually are.� But go on, it's kinda amusing watching you make yourself look like an even bigger douchebag.� I bet victor will come in here at any moment and say something equally retarded.
Right.� If it's not entertaining, then what the hell are we all doing on here?
What are you rambling on about? And why are you trying to force that stupid clown video on us?
Ask Colin Mckay, Sluggo, Jason Ellis, Alex Chalmers, Mike Crum, etc. who Boozy the Clown is.
It's a damn shame that this guy is using the image of Harry Dean Stanton to represent himself.
Paris, Texas - Wim Wenders - 1984
Skip ahead until about 0:50. Too much time in the hot sun, that guy.
YES! This is fucking surreal how much of a coincidence this is.
Definitely getting way off topic here but...Dude, I biked over 30kms. along the Persian Gulf today in blistering +40 degree heat. I stopped to drink outta my water canteen and the cold water I'd filled it with before I left felt like hot tap water. It was brutal. I felt just like this! and must have looked about as old as Harry Dean all dehydrated. Crazy! Thanks for showing me this, dude!
How can a 28 year old man be so bad at the internet?
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darrin lee
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I could crack that open like a peach.
Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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Reply #122 on:
May 24, 2012, 10:13:33 PM »
Quote from: HATE! on May 24, 2012, 11:50:41 AM
Quote from: darrin lee on May 24, 2012, 11:12:41 AM
Quote from: HATE! on May 24, 2012, 10:55:40 AM
I totally remember the Whiskey videos.� They were these Canadian videos with some pretty good skateboarding, some snowboarding and a ton of drunken hijinx.� I think there were three of them, and I know Markovich had a great part along with these two Canadian locs, Sid and Judah.� What's more telling about this is darrin's age.� I'm in my early 30s and I watched the Whiskey videos in high school, so I'm assuming he's my age and has been around skating just as long.� This also means he should know that "backside lien" is redundant.� Stupidity verified.
Sid Clarke and Judah Oakes.
Okay, I'm 28.
Sure, call me stupid, it's not like I copy-edit my posts. It's hilarious how serious everyone is on here, I thought this was all a joke, no?
I know what a lien is. Do you want a hero cookie?
Read a bit closer. No one is really THAT serious, it's just that nearly everyone thinks you're a kook. I'm pretty sure if someone else said "backside lien" it wouldn't have gone over so badly (and it really didn't go THAT badly) it's just that people pretty much wait for you to fuck up on account of your posts being so awful. Focusing wouldn't be a bad idea.
This is way too entertaining to focus.
You are the ones who are ball lickers.
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Quote from: FrenchFuck on April 12, 2012, 05:26:05 PM
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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Reply #123 on:
May 24, 2012, 11:13:24 PM »
Quote from: darrin lee on May 24, 2012, 10:13:33 PM
Quote from: HATE! on May 24, 2012, 11:50:41 AM
Quote from: darrin lee on May 24, 2012, 11:12:41 AM
Quote from: HATE! on May 24, 2012, 10:55:40 AM
I totally remember the Whiskey videos.� They were these Canadian videos with some pretty good skateboarding, some snowboarding and a ton of drunken hijinx.� I think there were three of them, and I know Markovich had a great part along with these two Canadian locs, Sid and Judah.� What's more telling about this is darrin's age.� I'm in my early 30s and I watched the Whiskey videos in high school, so I'm assuming he's my age and has been around skating just as long.� This also means he should know that "backside lien" is redundant.� Stupidity verified.
Sid Clarke and Judah Oakes.
Okay, I'm 28.
Sure, call me stupid, it's not like I copy-edit my posts. It's hilarious how serious everyone is on here, I thought this was all a joke, no?
I know what a lien is. Do you want a hero cookie?
Read a bit closer. No one is really THAT serious, it's just that nearly everyone thinks you're a kook. I'm pretty sure if someone else said "backside lien" it wouldn't have gone over so badly (and it really didn't go THAT badly) it's just that people pretty much wait for you to fuck up on account of your posts being so awful. Focusing wouldn't be a bad idea.
This is way too entertaining to focus.
You are the ones who are ball lickers.
Jay and Silent Bob - Internet Motherfuckers
Jay and Silent Bob
dude you suck.
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HATE!
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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Reply #124 on:
May 25, 2012, 03:28:46 AM »
I love the whole switch to "no, now I'm being entertained" and the ball lickers comment which is basically, "No, YOU ARE." I haven't used those tactics since middle school.
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Fenzadill
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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Reply #125 on:
May 25, 2012, 05:30:57 AM »
"I'll distract them with some hilarious and obscure Jay and Silent Bob clips."
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victor333
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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Reply #126 on:
May 25, 2012, 09:07:00 AM »
keep going
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Ronald Wilson Reagan
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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Reply #127 on:
May 25, 2012, 09:09:26 PM »
Quote from: victor333 on May 25, 2012, 09:07:00 AM
keep going
Shut the fuck up victor.
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Quote from: Pearl on January 30, 2013, 07:13:27 AM
Anything that gets two rants out of Gipper was worth posting.
victor333
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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Reply #128 on:
May 26, 2012, 12:01:52 AM »
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 25, 2012, 09:09:26 PM
Quote from: victor333 on May 25, 2012, 09:07:00 AM
keep going
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I wake up every morning and wish I was a better human being. Victor, oh lawdy, can ya help mee?
oh, child! Do you see the light!? Can you FEEL the light!?
Lord Hammercy!
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Gay Imp Sausage Metal
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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Reply #129 on:
May 26, 2012, 12:39:47 AM »
greco eye for the straight guy
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Swishersweetswag
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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Reply #130 on:
May 26, 2012, 08:06:37 AM »
Quote from: victor333 on May 26, 2012, 12:01:52 AM
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 25, 2012, 09:09:26 PM
Quote from: victor333 on May 25, 2012, 09:07:00 AM
keep going
Mjeatingpopcorn.gif
I wake up every morning and wish I was a better human being. Victor, oh lawdy, can ya help mee?
oh, child! Do you see the light!? Can you FEEL the light!?
Lord Hammercy!
Bro you must have no friends
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Ronald Wilson Reagan
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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Reply #131 on:
May 26, 2012, 09:00:03 AM »
Quote from: victor333 on May 26, 2012, 12:01:52 AM
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 25, 2012, 09:09:26 PM
Quote from: victor333 on May 25, 2012, 09:07:00 AM
keep going
Mjeatingpopcorn.gif
I wake up every morning and wish I was a better human being. Victor, oh lawdy, can ya help mee?
oh, child! Do you see the light!? Can you FEEL the light!?
Lord Hammercy!
Sorry, somehow my message got scrambled before it got to you. What I meant to say was SHUT THE FUCK UP VICTOR
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Quote from: Pearl on January 30, 2013, 07:13:27 AM
Anything that gets two rants out of Gipper was worth posting.
bentmode
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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Reply #132 on:
May 26, 2012, 04:13:23 PM »
I hate it that even when you ignore victor you can still read his posts if somebody quotes him. You think they would have fixed that by now.
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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May 26, 2012, 10:34:33 PM »
It might be just like Obama daid, there will be no more handouts and no more bailouts?
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nmhz
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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Reply #134 on:
May 27, 2012, 05:25:14 AM »
Back to Baker, remember Terry Kennedy's reality show called 'Being Terry Kennedy'
Did this ever get aired on TV?
http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=45565.msg1228820#msg1228820
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1726832/fullcredits#cast
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Cadillac Ranch Dressing
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Re: Upload I Wanna Be a Baker!
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May 27, 2012, 12:27:29 PM »
Yes, it was awful.
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