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Jackburton
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Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 12:19:29 AM »
There has to be a thread on this somewhere, but I didn't [look for] it.
Skateboarding Tricks : How to Ollie Higher
This guy has been pissing me off for awhile now. I come across him on youtube now and then, and gosh darn it all I am fed up.
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Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
catfish
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 01:53:34 AM »
don't really get why this gut annoys you.
Is it because its a silly trick tip?
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nightly1
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 02:15:03 AM »
Yes, you can tell that this guy is a douchebag. But then again read what people type on this forum and you will begin to realize that pretty much everyone that rides a skateboard is a douchebag.
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I care about what you have to say.
qwertypoiuy
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 02:27:31 AM »
Quote from: nightly1 on May 23, 2012, 02:15:03 AM
Yes, you can tell that this guy is a douchebag. But then again read what people type on this forum and you will begin to realize that pretty much everyone that rides a skateboard is a douchebag.
dont assume everyone that skates gives a shit about this forum
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apad88
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 02:28:21 AM »
you're a emotional little bitch if you let some random dude's trick tip bother you.
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nightly1
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 02:32:46 AM »
Quote from: qwertypoiuy on May 23, 2012, 02:27:31 AM
Quote from: nightly1 on May 23, 2012, 02:15:03 AM
Yes, you can tell that this guy is a douchebag. But then again read what people type on this forum and you will begin to realize that pretty much everyone that rides a skateboard is a douchebag.
dont assume everyone that skates gives a shit about this forum
I'm not, I'm just assuming everyone on this forum skates.
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pica
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 03:25:04 AM »
Quote from: nightly1 on May 23, 2012, 02:32:46 AM
Quote from: qwertypoiuy on May 23, 2012, 02:27:31 AM
Quote from: nightly1 on May 23, 2012, 02:15:03 AM
Yes, you can tell that this guy is a douchebag. But then again read what people type on this forum and you will begin to realize that pretty much everyone that rides a skateboard is a douchebag.
dont assume everyone that skates gives a shit about this forum
I'm not, I'm just assuming everyone on this forum skates.
not everyone. i'm sure berra has a few fake accounts.
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poor alice
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 04:34:56 AM »
im thinking of starting my own forum, itll probably just be me, berra, and a load of berra hate from the one other dude
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Quote from: Geoffrey Lewis on October 15, 2011, 10:04:25 PM
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chockfullofthat
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definitely.
Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 05:19:22 AM »
Quote from: Jackburton on May 23, 2012, 12:19:29 AM
This guy has been pissing me off for awhile now.? I come across him on youtube now and then, and gosh darn it all I am fed up.
Just find where he lives and kill him if he pisses you off so much, grow some balls you fucking mark.
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jexe
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 06:07:43 AM »
Damn I thought this would be another thread on Daniel Castillo,
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po09
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 06:19:21 AM »
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="
http://www.youtube.com/embed/fXM9Pfxpibw
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heres some of his footage
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The Muffin Man
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 06:22:37 AM »
Quote from: jexe on May 23, 2012, 06:07:43 AM
Damn I thought this would be another thread on Daniel Castillo,
GOT EM
Invisi-gnar for you.
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augustmoon
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 06:31:04 AM »
Quote from: Jackburton on May 23, 2012, 12:19:29 AM
There has to be a thread on this somewhere, but I didn't [look for] it.
Skateboarding Tricks : How to Ollie Higher
This guy has been pissing me off for awhile now. I come across him on youtube now and then, and gosh darn it all I am fed up.
shawn is an old SF loc (not from there i'm sure, but been there way more than a decade). he started doing skate camps a long while back to help local kids. not sure if he was ever really pro; i want to say he had a board out on a small company like western edition or something. but he used to get a fair amount of coverage back in the late 90's, early 2000's. he's not some random youtube hero that just decided to call himself pro. he wasn't my favorite person in the city back when I lived there, but he's grown to be a pretty stand up guy in my book
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life support
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 06:46:05 AM »
Yeah shawn's rad. And he's doing a lot of great stuff here.
so save it...
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victor333
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 07:08:08 AM »
Sean Connery lookin' pretty young these days
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Archers of Chaka
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 07:13:41 AM »
SHAWN CONNOLLY FTC 3
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SonictheHedgehog
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 07:22:34 AM »
shitty thread is shitty
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Seamus_McShamebag
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 07:46:12 AM »
Quote from: nightly1 on May 23, 2012, 02:15:03 AM
Yes, you can tell that this guy is a douchebag. But then again read what people type on this forum and you will begin to realize that pretty much everyone that rides a skateboard is a douchebag.
Next time you host another bukkake party I am going to aim for your hair simply out of spite.
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vegan*shawn
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listen to Jawbreaker
Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 10:37:31 AM »
Shawn is super cool, he was pro for ATM at one point, super fucking underrated skater. I use to see around SF a lot, he lived with Kenny Reed and a few other a couple blocks from me in the late 90's.
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mdspb
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 10:40:09 AM »
Shawn is a great skateboarder, doing good things for kids and by extension skateboarding in general.
And there's nothing "fake" about a signature model on a company that's been around since the mid-80s.
http://circlea.com/skateboards/products
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stephendedalus
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 11:49:16 AM »
Hey guys I'm on a budget and making pasta for like the millionth time, and it's getting monotonous.
Adding some hot sauce this time, which will make it a bit better.
Anyone got other ideas about how to spice up my relationship w/ pasta a bit?
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The Nose Face
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 11:58:51 AM »
Quote from: stephendedalus on May 23, 2012, 11:49:16 AM
Hey guys I'm on a budget and making pasta for like the millionth time, and it's getting monotonous.
Adding some hot sauce this time, which will make it a bit better.
Anyone got other ideas about how to spice up my relationship w/ pasta a bit?
Add ground beef, chopped onion, basil, thyme or oregano to a pasta sauce - dress it up a little.
I like to get fresh mozzarella - chop it up, put it under the broiler for a bit to melt it on top of the pasta.
Little things like that are cool if you're broke.
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Dontkickshitfoot
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 12:23:25 PM »
Quote from: stephendedalus on May 23, 2012, 11:49:16 AM
Hey guys I'm on a budget and making pasta for like the millionth time, and it's getting monotonous.
Adding some hot sauce this time, which will make it a bit better.
Anyone got other ideas about how to spice up my relationship w/ pasta a bit?
puts all kinds of good shit in a pot onions, mushrooms, garlic, sausage ect. and some olive oil and sautee those bitches for a little then add your sauce and spices and boil that shit for like 2hours cook out some of the water and it will taste excellent.
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chockfullofthat
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definitely.
Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 12:36:10 PM »
1. buy fresh italian bread
2. slice it like a sandwich
3. put olive oil, garlic salt, butter on it
4. toast it
5. grill italian sausage cut in half the long way
6. put the sausage on the bread and cover it with spaghetti and marinara sauce
7. make up some catchy sounding name for the sandwich
8. sell a bunch to drunk college bros for at least 8 dollars and buy surf and turf for some hot bitch who loves shelfish, red meat and dick
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Quote from: GatorsGhost
This famous skateboarder once said that of all the obstacles in the American cityscape, of all the endless combinations of tricks and spots in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful.
doomstation55
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Cunts.
Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 01:46:56 PM »
It's not too difficult to make your own cream sauce, the other day I made a sauce by carmelizing some onions and making the sauce with only milk and flour adding the onions in once it thickened up a bit.
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brownjenkin
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 02:29:44 PM »
Even adding one ingredient for some textural contrast works awesome. Sauteeing some mushrooms in olive oil then adding the sauce and pasta is enough to make it a little special.
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planman
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Respect the classics man
Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 06:25:46 PM »
Put some taco beef in there, get some shredded mozzarella, some spicy ass sauce, and some spaghetti noodles. Cook it for a little bit, then dig in. Best meal you'll ever have besides steak or swordfish.
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Ronald Wilson Reagan
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 07:23:37 PM »
switch it up to rice for a while. I ruined myself on pasta my sophmore year of college.
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svilleantigo
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Re: Fake Pros
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May 23, 2012, 07:54:53 PM »
hi guys.
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