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Jackburton
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HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 09:34:41 AM »
Tips:
-Make it so I can mute ads.
-Make it so I can rewatch good ads and even pause them. Even if this means going to another website.
-While I am at it,I hate when I see a good ad, and not only does it disappear after I reload the page, I cannot find it when I go to the company site. At the very least make sure there is a link that takes me to the ad.
-Before going on camera slap yourself in the face a few times or get Chase to do it for you.
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Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
HATE!
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 09:38:44 AM »
You know you can actually write him at The Berrics. He even responds sometimes. I understand you might not want "theberrics.com" showing up in your computer's history, but that in itself is just as silly as you posting it here.
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Jackburton
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 09:39:39 AM »
It took me years to even start posting on here. That would be too big of step, but thank you for the advice.
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Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
victor333
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 10:37:32 AM »
Quote from: Jackburton on May 25, 2012, 09:39:39 AM
It took me years to even start posting on here.
That would be too big of step, but thank you for the advice.
the hell?
do you have some sort of faux-social phobia or something?
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Swishersweetswag
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 10:57:14 AM »
Quote from: victor333 on May 25, 2012, 10:37:32 AM
Quote from: Jackburton on May 25, 2012, 09:39:39 AM
It took me years to even start posting on here.
That would be too big of step, but thank you for the advice.
the hell?
do you have some sort of faux-social phobia or something?
Probably not as bad as your social phobia judging how awkward your posts are. hah I would put a grand down that you don't even skate Vic.
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chockfullofthat
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definitely.
Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 11:01:49 AM »
Quote from: Jackburton on May 25, 2012, 09:39:39 AM
It took me years to even start posting on here.? That would be too big of step, but thank you for the advice.
I hate you more than Berra.
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dankradschwag
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 11:03:44 AM »
i met berra, he was a pretty cool guy actually
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victor333
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 11:22:33 AM »
Quote from: Swishersweetswag on May 25, 2012, 10:57:14 AM
Quote from: victor333 on May 25, 2012, 10:37:32 AM
Quote from: Jackburton on May 25, 2012, 09:39:39 AM
It took me years to even start posting on here.
That would be too big of step, but thank you for the advice.
the hell?
do you have some sort of faux-social phobia or something?
Probably not as bad as your social phobia judging how awkward your posts are. hah I would put a grand down that you don't even skate Vic.
I would say I'm kind of introverted, and I have a bad habit of being too judgmental about the way other people do things (I don't communicate these feelings to these people, though), but no real social phobias.
I work in customer service, too, so being antisocial is kind of out of the question.
Oh, and you would surely lose that grand. I skate; not as much as I'd like to, though. School, work, weather, and boring spots kinda limit my time.
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Patey
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shut it
Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 12:11:31 PM »
Quote from: dankradschwag on May 25, 2012, 11:03:44 AM
i met berra, he was a pretty cool guy actually
no not never neither should you
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The Ghost of Lenny Kirk
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 01:14:26 PM »
Quote from: dankradschwag on May 25, 2012, 11:03:44 AM
i met berra, he was a pretty cool guy actually
Hitler was probably good at small talk too.
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GarglesCmen
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Hey, Nice Ass
Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 01:27:02 PM »
Quote from: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on May 25, 2012, 01:14:26 PM
Quote from: dankradschwag on May 25, 2012, 11:03:44 AM
i met berra, he was a pretty cool guy actually
Hitler was probably good at small talk too.
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HOUSTON, TEXAS!
pica
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 02:07:05 PM »
Quote from: Swishersweetswag on May 25, 2012, 10:57:14 AM
Quote from: victor333 on May 25, 2012, 10:37:32 AM
Quote from: Jackburton on May 25, 2012, 09:39:39 AM
It took me years to even start posting on here.
That would be too big of step, but thank you for the advice.
the hell?
do you have some sort of faux-social phobia or something?
Probably not as bad as your social phobia judging how awkward your posts are. hah I would put a grand down that you don't even skate Vic.
a good poster goes hand in hand with a solid three years of lurking before you start posting.
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DaSk8D00D
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 05:28:51 PM »
Quote from: victor333 on May 25, 2012, 11:22:33 AM
Quote from: Swishersweetswag on May 25, 2012, 10:57:14 AM
Quote from: victor333 on May 25, 2012, 10:37:32 AM
Quote from: Jackburton on May 25, 2012, 09:39:39 AM
It took me years to even start posting on here.
That would be too big of step, but thank you for the advice.
the hell?
do you have some sort of faux-social phobia or something?
Probably not as bad as your social phobia judging how awkward your posts are. hah I would put a grand down that you don't even skate Vic.
I would say I'm kind of introverted, and I have a bad habit of being too judgmental about the way other people do things (I don't communicate these feelings to these people, though), but no real social phobias.
I work in customer service, too, so being antisocial is kind of out of the question.
Oh, and you would surely lose that grand. I skate; not as much as I'd like to, though. School, work, weather, and boring spots kinda limit my time.
i see where you comin from but at the end of the day its only your passion & dedication that dictate how much you skate. believe me, i know tha struggle but at the end of the day it all comes down to proper time management & your mindset towards skating. you gotta learn how to work with what you got & how to wisely use your free time.
my advice? stay off SLAP forever & go skate
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Chocolaterain
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awesome
Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 05:52:36 PM »
This is off topic but I had to ask
Who is that?
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 06:01:50 PM »
Cory Kennedy, or his doppleganger.
I lurked forever before posting. I really don't think thats such a bad thing.
Unless, of course, your first posts are awkwardly directed at Steve Berra, complaining about the advertisements on his advertisement website.
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Ronald Wilson Reagan
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 06:13:26 PM »
Quote from: chockfullofthat on May 25, 2012, 11:01:49 AM
Quote from: Jackburton on May 25, 2012, 09:39:39 AM
It took me years to even start posting on here.? That would be too big of step, but thank you for the advice.
I hate you more than Berra.
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Quote from: Pearl on January 30, 2013, 07:13:27 AM
Anything that gets two rants out of Gipper was worth posting.
Shufflessss
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 06:58:22 PM »
Quote from: Patey on May 25, 2012, 12:11:31 PM
Quote from: dankradschwag on May 25, 2012, 11:03:44 AM
i met berra, he was a pretty cool guy actually
no not never neither should you
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ChildOfTheBurbs
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 07:07:59 PM »
i saw berra at whole foods and i think i did my part on behalf of the skateboarding community. i looked at him and he immediately knew that i recognized him. i walked towards him and he probably thought i was going to fan out like "you're steve berra!" i smirked and told him "keep walking bro." with a smile on my face i then told him "ya washed up kook."
i know, i know. it was a proud moment. you're welcome.
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the tranny monster
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Once you hear his name...
Re: HEY Berra
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May 25, 2012, 07:25:19 PM »
Quote from: ChildOfTheBurbs on May 25, 2012, 07:07:59 PM
i saw berra at whole foods and i think i did my part on behalf of the skateboarding community. i looked at him and he immediately knew that i recognized him. i walked towards him and he probably thought i was going to fan out like "you're steve berra!" i smirked and told him "keep walking bro." with a smile on my face i then told him "ya washed up kook."
i know, i know. it was a proud moment. you're welcome.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/198/020/BRTky.jpg?1320962111
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Jackburton
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 26, 2012, 02:13:13 AM »
I live beyond awkward. [modified and cut out the most fucked up shit you could imagine]
Seriously, if Berra's spies are listening, make it so I can click on the next Busenitz or real add and actual see a big pic instead of looking through a catalog and finding nothing that I truly desire.
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Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Jackburton
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 26, 2012, 02:21:28 AM »
And Gipper I would give you kiss on the cheek if I saw you. You are probably beautiful.
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Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
poor alice
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 26, 2012, 04:49:37 AM »
thank fuck i found out who it was doing that 360 flip, fucking beaut.
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Quote from: Geoffrey Lewis on October 15, 2011, 10:04:25 PM
Skateboarding: come for the fun...stay for the drama.
RaptorKillah
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 26, 2012, 07:25:28 AM »
Man, Chase and Berra are just the best bros. I bet they have really long conversations where Chase is just nodding along with Berra's crazy hollywood stories where he definitely made it. and definitely didn't start a skateboarding website to pedal his pseudo-celebrity aspirations.
But seriously, I hope the Berrics gets firebombed and everyone inside dies except Reda and Koston. But a flying piece of shrapnel lobotomizes Koston's personality but not his skating ability.
"YEAH! 40 chicken nuggets! Fuck your face!." - Eric Koston
Fucking idiot.
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Swishersweetswag
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 26, 2012, 07:55:29 AM »
Such a great thread already💓
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Some Guy
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 29, 2012, 02:45:16 PM »
Quote from: RaptorKillah on May 26, 2012, 07:25:28 AM
But seriously, I hope the Berrics gets firebombed and everyone inside dies except Reda and Koston. But a flying piece of shrapnel lobotomizes Koston's personality but not his skating ability.
or severs his hands so he can't social network and call more teenagers faggots.
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Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on April 10, 2012, 05:30:28 AM
yeah hes the son of god but hes also god...holy trinity or some shit like that they probably stole from zelda
Chipp
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 29, 2012, 05:27:44 PM »
All you guys know you can hit Control + Shift + N to surf incognito right? the berrics will never show up on your computer. your boyfriends will be so happy when they check your history
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johnnymousedoom
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skateBOARd
Re: HEY Berra
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May 29, 2012, 05:42:54 PM »
Hey BERRA you so fine, ney berra, you so fine hey beraaa!!!!!
i miss wayne's world. That thread had more skateboarding content than Steve berra does in his body.
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I skateboard, fuck da poleeeeece
chockfullofthat
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definitely.
Re: HEY Berra
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May 29, 2012, 05:53:13 PM »
Quote from: ChildOfTheBurbs on May 25, 2012, 07:07:59 PM
i saw berra at whole foods and i think i did my part on behalf of the skateboarding community. i looked at him and he immediately knew that i recognized him. i walked towards him and he probably thought i was going to fan out like "you're steve berra!" i smirked and told him "keep walking bro." with a smile on my face i then told him "ya washed up kook."
i know, i know. it was a proud moment. you're welcome.
And did this provoke any sort of reaction?
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Dominic Hynard
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 30, 2012, 08:00:45 AM »
I want to bump into Berra at a shop. That would be awesome. I've got loads of questions...
"Remember that clip of you skating street? Yeah, neither do I..."
"Don't suppose you could hook me up with a new deck? What with you being sponsored and all..."
Generic stuff like that...
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oldeath
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Re: HEY Berra
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May 30, 2012, 08:13:11 AM »
Ban all posters under 12.
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