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« on: May 28, 2012, 02:10:45 PM »
Peeling the lint off the filter from the dryer...





















anyone?
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2012, 02:12:14 PM »
Fuck. I know that feel bro.

Peeling the protective shield off a phone, tv or other expensive electronic device.
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2012, 02:29:29 PM »
peeling the flesh off a newborn baby and strangling your scrotum with it
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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2012, 02:30:25 PM »
peeling a pepperoni off without messing up the cheese.
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2012, 02:34:27 PM »
Peeling that sticky stuff off the back of credit/gift cards. Shiiiiit.

Also, cutting through some nice construction paper with a good pair of scissors. That feeling/sound - so satisfying.
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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2012, 02:42:24 PM »
opening a cup of yogurt without tearing the foil top
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2012, 02:43:30 PM »
waking up covered in someone else's feces
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2012, 02:54:24 PM »
Peeling a sticker off of glass with no residue...
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2012, 02:54:36 PM »
Quote from: DMH on May 28, 2012, 02:34:27 PM
Peeling that sticky stuff off the back of credit/gift cards. Shiiiiit.
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2012, 03:07:24 PM »
pulling apart the top of a bag of chips so perfectly that it doesn't rip down the side
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2012, 03:16:13 PM »
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successfully hacking up something nasty from my smoker's lungs.
rubbing my finger across my teeth to make a squeaking noise after I go to the dentist.
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2012, 03:16:34 PM »
pulling out and nutting on someone's lower back, guy,girl, animal, it don't matter
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after he got his nbd, he padlocked a chain around my butt. he said he was afraid someone else might be able to do something better back there
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« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2012, 03:27:13 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2012, 03:43:45 PM »
^you're right, this belongs in the 'FUUUU' thread.
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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2012, 06:07:52 PM »
Most of the above reminds me of the satisfaction I get peeling my coin purse off of my inner thigh on a hot day.
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« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2012, 06:11:25 PM »
I like putting my hands in a bag of uncooked rice.
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« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2012, 06:14:04 PM »
picking up sand and letting it fall through your fingers.
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« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2012, 07:10:26 PM »
A really good joint/knuckle pop.

Not tearing the bag at all when I open a bag of coffee beans.

Tearing anything perforated and it doesn't even try to rip.
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« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2012, 07:40:39 PM »
Quote from: HATE! on May 28, 2012, 07:10:26 PM

Tearing anything perforated and it doesn't even try to rip.
this one. i had to write a check today and it took me three tries to rip one out well clean enough that it was still usable.

i dont write a lot of checks.
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« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2012, 07:59:53 PM »
wipin' your ass with bubble rap

key bumps of cocaine with people who look like tim robbins

not wiping your ass at all even then gettin' in the shower and looking downwards at the mudslide.

when your cat sometimes sits like a human

doin' really loud tail bashes when you drop off a curb
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« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2012, 08:11:10 PM »
"some people say a firecracker off a curb isn't a trick...well fuck them, it's the funnest fucking trick there is'

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« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2012, 08:19:00 PM »
When I'm really stuffed up, with the hard rocky ones, and when blow my nose, and it comes out like a shotgun
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« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2012, 08:35:37 PM »
Quote from: Seamus_McShamebag on May 28, 2012, 06:07:52 PM
Most of the above reminds me of the satisfaction I get peeling my coin purse off of my inner thigh on a hot day.
I get that feeling when I peel my balls off of my inner thigh on a hot day bro. Why do you carry a coin purse on your inner thigh bro? pretty homo bro
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« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2012, 09:54:42 PM »

Reading a book in one day

Saying "Alright, brah." when my boss asks me to do something.

Loitering in public places with a raging hardon.
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« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2012, 09:57:54 PM »
Taking off your socks after a really long day
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« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2012, 12:02:11 AM »
^^^ Forgetting your about your sig and then rediscovering it. ^^^
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« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2012, 12:12:53 AM »
Punching out a yogurt lasso while lying down and it projects onto your own forehead, right between the eyes.
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« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2012, 03:30:05 AM »
taking a huge shit that requires no wiping.
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« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2012, 08:10:26 AM »
Taking a shower at the perfect temperature and slipping on the way out, hitting your neck so violently on the bathtub edge that it snaps your spine and leaves you paralyzed from the upper lip downwards, diarrhea spewing out of your ever relaxed sphincter and the police breaking open the locked bathroom door after several days, telling your family you had been masturbating with the showercurtain when it happened.
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« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2012, 08:51:38 AM »
drawing a dick on something.
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