Why did D00D get banned?

[Strike A Pose]

OOOOKAAAYYY, IM RELOADED!

Thought I'd get on some remix shit this time around. Y'all know the drill, the hook comes in at 11 seconds and the verse follows right after

50 cent - Backdown (Instrumental) with download link [MF]

(HOOK)

It's easy to see when you look at me, if you look closely Easley don't BACK DOWN
Every thread I go from post to post, this board, that board, I'm gonna hold SLAP DOWN
Every time they bring that beef 'round me, best believe easily, I leave that ass SMACKED DOWN
Next time you on da boards and see an OG, just ask about me, DaSk8D00D don't BACK DOWN

(VERSE)

It's bout time that I finish you, once & for all
I'm a giant in this game dog you way too small
Another white boy tryna act hard on the net
Wanna call yourself a rapper but your garbage at best

Nigga you ain't on shit, I really drop records
Yo best verses ain't even as good as my pop records
Some would call you a wanksta but to me you're a bitch
"Play pussy & get fucked" I guess DaSk8D00D hit

Everyday I gotta ask why this dude keep frontin
Yet you still tryna act like Malibu's Most Wanted
You a message board lame that ain't meant to be heard
A fuckin poser, in every single sense of the word

You ain't got the brainpower to beat me...
I played you like a fiddle this whole time, you'll never defeat me
So stick to playing gangster with your lil butt buddies
Flexin' with DGK boards? At least you're somewhat funny....

(repeat hook for added effect)



Self-proclaimed "keystylers" tryna battle real artists. WIGGA PLEASE!

Your bars were trash/filled with angst and anger!

2-0 in my favor at this point.



You claimed to have ditched the fake persona, but your current comments could astonish the nearest drama club
You're nothing more than a common scrub who's self worth is cheaper than a ramen cup~

You beg and plead with women like  "please!!!!!" and they still don't wanna get it on with ya~
While I'm always up! getting next to "but" like a comma does! (cheesin' on em!)

You should have remain retired from action, I inspired your collapse
You sound tired on your tracks, singing like a choir full of fags! (JONAS BROTHER)

Always getting mad at victor, I thought you were a master troll?
I've entrapped your soul! You can play it safe but you still can't crack the code!

You are a nervous virgin looking for love on the internet!
That's fine, you still have plenty of time, but don't front on me like I'm not well above your intellect

You catch feelings so Easley! I guess I would be mad too if my music was treated like a blanket on the floor (SLEEPING SOUNDLY!)
talking like you made it already, but your boat is anchored to the shore!

I don't have to act hard, you suffer from dwarfism!
I'm fully grown and I'd stomp you like a gnome, you can't see me like poor vision!


ha.

I don't think anyone cares about this anymore. But we can keep the ball rolling.


+Riff Raff is that boy!

[victor333]

OOOOKAAAYYY, IM RELOADED!

Thought I'd get on some remix shit this time around. Y'all know the drill, the hook comes in at 11 seconds and the verse follows right after

50 cent - Backdown (Instrumental) with download link [MF]

(HOOK)

It's easy to see when you look at me, if you look closely Easley don't BACK DOWN
Every thread I go from post to post, this board, that board, I'm gonna hold SLAP DOWN
Every time they bring that beef 'round me, best believe easily, I leave that ass SMACKED DOWN
Next time you on da boards and see an OG, just ask about me, DaSk8D00D don't BACK DOWN

(VERSE)

It's bout time that I finish you, once & for all
I'm a giant in this game dog you way too small
Another white boy tryna act hard on the net
Wanna call yourself a rapper but your garbage at best

Nigga you ain't on shit, I really drop records
Yo best verses ain't even as good as my pop records
Some would call you a wanksta but to me you're a bitch
"Play pussy & get fucked" I guess DaSk8D00D hit

Everyday I gotta ask why this dude keep frontin
Yet you still tryna act like Malibu's Most Wanted
You a message board lame that ain't meant to be heard
A fuckin poser, in every single sense of the word

You ain't got the brainpower to beat me...
I played you like a fiddle this whole time, you'll never defeat me
So stick to playing gangster with your lil butt buddies
Flexin' with DGK boards? At least you're somewhat funny....

(repeat hook for added effect)



Self-proclaimed "keystylers" tryna battle real artists. WIGGA PLEASE!

Your bars were trash/filled with angst and anger!

2-0 in my favor at this point.



You claimed to have ditched the fake persona, but your current comments could astonish the nearest drama club
You're nothing more than a common scrub who's self worth is cheaper than a ramen cup~

You beg and plead with women like  "please!!!!!" and they still don't wanna get it on with ya~
While I'm always up! getting next to "but" like a comma does! (cheesin' on em!)

You should have remain retired from action, I inspired your collapse
You sound tired on your tracks, singing like a choir full of fags! (JONAS BROTHER)

Always getting mad at victor, I thought you were a master troll?
I've entrapped your soul! You can play it safe but you still can't crack the code!

You are a nervous virgin looking for love on the internet!
That's fine, you still have plenty of time, but don't front on me like I'm not well above your intellect

You catch feelings so Easley! I guess I would be mad too if my music was treated like a blanket on the floor (SLEEPING SOUNDLY!)
talking like you made it already, but your boat is anchored to the shore!

I don't have to act hard, you suffer from dwarfism!
I'm fully grown and I'd stomp you like a gnome, you can't see me like poor vision!


ha.

I don't think anyone cares about this anymore. But we can keep the ball rolling.


+Riff Raff is that boy!

See, D00d, even this guy can do compound rhymes. He even has multiple rhymes in a single line at times.

Maybe you could ask him for some pointers or something. I'm sure he'd be glad to help.

[BraveUlysses]

Both of those songs were wack as fuck, Though will likely appeal to the majority of people who listen to wack shit

The Raff man don't really be making sense the majority of the time.

[Strike A Pose]

OOOOKAAAYYY, IM RELOADED!

Thought I'd get on some remix shit this time around. Y'all know the drill, the hook comes in at 11 seconds and the verse follows right after

50 cent - Backdown (Instrumental) with download link [MF]

(HOOK)

It's easy to see when you look at me, if you look closely Easley don't BACK DOWN
Every thread I go from post to post, this board, that board, I'm gonna hold SLAP DOWN
Every time they bring that beef 'round me, best believe easily, I leave that ass SMACKED DOWN
Next time you on da boards and see an OG, just ask about me, DaSk8D00D don't BACK DOWN

(VERSE)

It's bout time that I finish you, once & for all
I'm a giant in this game dog you way too small
Another white boy tryna act hard on the net
Wanna call yourself a rapper but your garbage at best

Nigga you ain't on shit, I really drop records
Yo best verses ain't even as good as my pop records
Some would call you a wanksta but to me you're a bitch
"Play pussy & get fucked" I guess DaSk8D00D hit

Everyday I gotta ask why this dude keep frontin
Yet you still tryna act like Malibu's Most Wanted
You a message board lame that ain't meant to be heard
A fuckin poser, in every single sense of the word

You ain't got the brainpower to beat me...
I played you like a fiddle this whole time, you'll never defeat me
So stick to playing gangster with your lil butt buddies
Flexin' with DGK boards? At least you're somewhat funny....

(repeat hook for added effect)



Self-proclaimed "keystylers" tryna battle real artists. WIGGA PLEASE!

Your bars were trash/filled with angst and anger!

2-0 in my favor at this point.



You claimed to have ditched the fake persona, but your current comments could astonish the nearest drama club
You're nothing more than a common scrub who's self worth is cheaper than a ramen cup~

You beg and plead with women like  "please!!!!!" and they still don't wanna get it on with ya~
While I'm always up! getting next to "but" like a comma does! (cheesin' on em!)

You should have remain retired from action, I inspired your collapse
You sound tired on your tracks, singing like a choir full of fags! (JONAS BROTHER)

Always getting mad at victor, I thought you were a master troll?
I've entrapped your soul! You can play it safe but you still can't crack the code!

You are a nervous virgin looking for love on the internet!
That's fine, you still have plenty of time, but don't front on me like I'm not well above your intellect

You catch feelings so Easley! I guess I would be mad too if my music was treated like a blanket on the floor (SLEEPING SOUNDLY!)
talking like you made it already, but your boat is anchored to the shore!

I don't have to act hard, you suffer from dwarfism!
I'm fully grown and I'd stomp you like a gnome, you can't see me like poor vision!


ha.

I don't think anyone cares about this anymore. But we can keep the ball rolling.


+Riff Raff is that boy!

See, D00d, even this guy can do compound rhymes. He even has multiple rhymes in a single line at times.

Maybe you could ask him for some pointers or something. I'm sure he'd be glad to help.

Yeah, D00Ds rhyme schemes are very elementary. He isn't on my level when it comes to syllable structure.


He's a novice~

[dancinginabar]

this is getting out of hand

[escapistfool]

I played you like a fiddle this whole time, you'll never defeat me

HAHAHAHAHA wow

[aleksander]

And just when you thought it couldn't get any stupider... enter Victor.

[codithou]

So, after reading an embarrassingly large portion of this thread, I can't help but from some sort of conspiracy theory that D00D and SaP (Are those the correct abbreviations?) are actually just bots. Similar to cleverbot in the way they react to other poster's replies to them and learn from that. Though, they were first tested on worldstarhiphop, which somewhat explains their ghetto slang, high praise of swag, and egotistical manner. Now, what we are witnessing in this thread is some sort of bot experiment to see the affects of pointing these new super-bots at each other. This experiment was initially tried earlier in the developmental stage on a much smaller scale, which can be seen here:

AI vs. AI. Two chatbots talking to each other

I'm on to you, super-bot developers. I'm on to you...

[victor333]

what's really going to bake your noodle later on is if I ask you...what's stopping us from all being bots?

[weedpop]

Worst thread ever?

[waltercronkite]

lol, you truly are ignorant.

So you're saying that two slant rhymes equal one "real" rhyme? Hahaha, WOW. Lemme just say, fuck "your book", nobody reads it.

In poems, song lyrics, etc. if you use the same 2 words they are obviously going to rhyme, and they can be mixed with the words before them to create multi-sylabic rhymes within seperate bars. If you say, "drop records" & "pop records" they sound similar don't they? That's because they rhyme fool!


I see right through your petty advances though. Tryna flame people just so you can get a little shine within my masterpiece of thread. Once again, riding on the coattails of my success. How many times have we flamed each other victor? How many times have I made you look like an idiot? I woulda thought you'd given up by now.

Ya caught me, man.

D00d, D00d, D00d, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

P.S. And I just love your flashy ways.

its a whole lot funnier in a movie

Baseketball - Dude	Small | Large

[tobey]

lol, you truly are ignorant.

So you're saying that two slant rhymes equal one "real" rhyme? Hahaha, WOW. Lemme just say, fuck "your book", nobody reads it.

In poems, song lyrics, etc. if you use the same 2 words they are obviously going to rhyme, and they can be mixed with the words before them to create multi-sylabic rhymes within seperate bars. If you say, "drop records" & "pop records" they sound similar don't they? That's because they rhyme fool!


I see right through your petty advances though. Tryna flame people just so you can get a little shine within my masterpiece of thread. Once again, riding on the coattails of my success. How many times have we flamed each other victor? How many times have I made you look like an idiot? I woulda thought you'd given up by now.

Ya caught me, man.

D00d, D00d, D00d, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

P.S. And I just love your flashy ways.

its a whole lot funnier in a movie

Baseketball - Dude

one of the greatest movies of all time

[escapistfool]

Where's CotG? Damn it.

[Gay Imp Sausage Metal]

so have you guys made out yet ?

[baconeggandcheese]

This shit is honestly embarrassing.

[escapistfool]

[escapistfool]

I'm not sure if I like you or despise you...

[Chocolaterain]

D00d, I used to like you but face it, you suck now

[Thelonious P]

playing Ye whilst reading wills last post was pretty cool not gonna lie

[dancinginabar]

Dood do you like fish?

South park kanye west full gay fish song + plus clips from the epispode

[escapistfool]

South Park fell off.

[Strike A Pose]

Interesting to see the direction this thread went after I stopped posting for a couple days...

Let's see here, I effectively reintroduced myself to the SLAP masses, worked on my typing, and wrote a song's worth of practice bars.

Mission Complete.

Truthfully, I contemplated making a Gipper-sized post detailing all the psychological tactics I had field tested in here followed by one final verse but I'm too high to even bother at the moment. The thread hit its peak when CotG made his special guest appearance while everybody was tuned in waiting to see what'll happen next, but I had already figured that once the weekend hit it'd lose its buzz. So yeah, I'm done. If the people really that thirsty for the grand finale I might think about it, but this shit played out by now. The thrill is gone, so to speak.


So to Young SaP & friends, I hope yall enjoy basking in your "victory" & insulting my supposed lifestyle as much I enjoyed concocting this thread. Actually, I didn't make shit I just capitalized on SaPpy's misinterpretation of DaSk8D00D's focus, freshly inspired by The 50th Law (Chapter 3: Turning Shit Into Sugar) at the time. I'm anticipating that the haters gon be quick to flame me & say I went out on some passive shit, but the real niggas gon' know wassup. At the end of the day, I'm still undeniably the Kanye West of SLAP.

Kanye West - Can't Tell Me Nothing

I told you from the start. This Slap drama is all fun and games.

You just couldn't handle the pressure and took everything to heart, and then tried to make excuses and play it off like you weren't emotionally distraught.

I effectively ran you off the boards (twice). You got blasted in our little rap battle, too. (so much for that one lol)

True ether.

It's okay, though.

Good luck in life, William.

[frank gerwer's nose]

[Perro Mojado]

end thread

[escapistfool]

end thread

Strike a Pose is so tough

[smokecrack]

brahs, these are the two behemoths at battle.



can we all finally move on now?

ok, i'm officially calling it. for the sake of this prestigious board and all the amazing shenanigans it has produced.
this retarded, pathetic, embarrassing thread is simply not good enough for SLAP. we are better than this.

/thread

[Strike A Pose]

Didn't you read William's final statement?

It's over.

Big K.R.I.T. - Pull Up feat. Big Sant & Bun B [Live From The Underground]

[dancinginabar]

brahs, these are the two behemoths at battle.

yes dood you are the monkey one