Jason Ellis is an Ass Hole

[tangar]

Obviously. Don't you know that you have to be a kook to stay relevant in skateboarding after you have faded away. (Please refer to Tim O'Connor, Mike Vallely, Steve Berra, etc.)

You are a fucking kook if you think Tim O'Connor is on the same level as Berra and Vallely.

[hadouken]

I'm ashamed to say I made it this far in the interview.

Did you read the manuscript all the way through?
No. I haven't read my book yet.


What the fuck kind of world do we live in?

[lampshade]

I'm ashamed to say I made it this far in the interview.

Did you read the manuscript all the way through?
No. I haven't read my book yet.


What the fuck kind of world do we live in?

I listened to his Stern interview while driving.  He claimed to have never read a full book in his life.  He also talked about some chick cutting his chest with a knife and sucking out the blood while they were banging.  He was super molested by his dad.  They used to give each other bj's.  It was a crazy Stern segment.  At the end Howard and Robin had no idea what to say.  It was a lot of information. 

[The Mess]

I'm ashamed to say I made it this far in the interview.

Did you read the manuscript all the way through?
No. I haven't read my book yet.


What the fuck kind of world do we live in?

I listened to his Stern interview while driving.  He claimed to have never read a full book in his life.  He also talked about some chick cutting his chest with a knife and sucking out the blood while they were banging.  He was super molested by his dad.  They used to give each other bj's.  It was a crazy Stern segment.  At the end Howard and Robin had no idea what to say.  It was a lot of information. 

Holy fuck.

[sammyseeds]

im not sure but i think it was jason ellis on howard stern that said his girlfriend once gave him a handjob through her snatch while he fucker her in the ass...hes still a fucking moron though

[SFblah]

A former Powell rider told me himself that one time all the pros had to sign a contract while in a meeting. He said Ellis had to have someone read the contract to him because he is pretty much illiterate. So I'm not surprised he hasn't read any part of the book.

[marshalbanana]

im not sure but i think it was jason ellis on howard stern that said his girlfriend once gave him a handjob through her snatch while he fucker her in the ass...hes still a fucking moron though

wait..what?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

anybody have that peta/ "shark heart! The heart of a shark!" edit?
In fairness to Ellis, dislexia makes reading difficult, doesn't necessarily make him stupid.

[sammyseeds]

im not sure but i think it was jason ellis on howard stern that said his girlfriend once gave him a handjob through her snatch while he fucker her in the ass...hes still a fucking moron though

wait..what?

i know im equally confused but thats pretty awesome if its not a complete fabrication

[ice nine]

Its not that complicated.his dicks in her ass, her fingers(maybe even whole hand) is in her pussy, rubbing the south wall of her pussy, jasons dick is just on the other side, so he can feel it.I'm sure guys who DP a girl can feel eachothers dick movements too.

[Baron Samedi]

Its not that complicated.his dicks in her ass, her fingers(maybe even whole hand) is in her pussy, rubbing the south wall of her pussy, jasons dick is just on the other side, so he can feel it.I'm sure guys who DP a girl can feel eachothers dick movements too.

Gnarly.  On a related note, I think that talented little Canadian troll Brandon Del Bianco had an interview in King Shit where he raves about the very same phenomenon.

[KoRnholio8]

Its not that complicated.his dicks in her ass, her fingers(maybe even whole hand) is in her pussy, rubbing the south wall of her pussy, jasons dick is just on the other side, so he can feel it.I'm sure guys who DP a girl can feel eachothers dick movements too.

Gnarly.  On a related note, I think that talented little Canadian troll Brandon Del Bianco had an interview in King Shit where he raves about the very same phenomenon.

I'm 99% sure that's true - makes the whole thing very gay.

[oyolar]

Its not that complicated.his dicks in her ass, her fingers(maybe even whole hand) is in her pussy, rubbing the south wall of her pussy, jasons dick is just on the other side, so he can feel it.I'm sure guys who DP a girl can feel eachothers dick movements too.

Gnarly.  On a related note, I think that talented little Canadian troll Brandon Del Bianco had an interview in King Shit where he raves about the very same phenomenon.

I'm 99% sure that's true - makes the whole thing very gay hot.

Fixed.

[via]

Its not that complicated.his dicks in her ass, her fingers(maybe even whole hand) is in her pussy, rubbing the south wall of her pussy, jasons dick is just on the other side, so he can feel it.I'm sure guys who DP a girl can feel eachothers dick movements too.

I have definitely felt it when thumbing a girls ass while fucking her from behind.

It never crossed my mind about the whole DP thing. But do girls really do that in real life, anyway? I thought DP was just a porn thing.