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« Reply #90 on: June 27, 2012, 09:48:37 AM »

LOL you guys can't even face up to your own tastes, they're your preferences! This girl looks like a classic page 3 tart! Fake tan, nails, belly ring and  all!  She can't suck that belly in any further .  This is the type of girl that gives a knobber to you behind the chippy while eating a kebab at the same time after a night out in Nottingham.  

Miranda Kerr is a babe, this bitch is not.

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« Reply #91 on: June 27, 2012, 10:16:57 AM »


however, i do kind of hate that thing that some british people do where they end every sentence with "x"

like, why?

There's four languages in Britain, they get confused.

Who cares if they have good tits.

Huh

Sorry, i mean who cares, she's got rad tits.
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« Reply #92 on: June 27, 2012, 10:19:38 AM »

LOL you guys can't even face up to your own tastes, they're your preferences! This girl looks like a classic page 3 tart! Fake tan, nails, belly ring and  all!  She can't suck that belly in any further .  This is the type of girl that gives a knobber to you behind the chippy while eating a kebab at the same time after a night out in Nottingham.  

Miranda Kerr is a babe, this bitch is not.



i want to move to Nottingham
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« Reply #93 on: June 27, 2012, 10:35:38 AM »

A blowjob while eating a kebab?  I'm confused, is this supposed to be bad?

No one is saying you have to marry her, you just get to stare at her boobs for free.
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« Reply #94 on: June 27, 2012, 11:06:51 AM »

LOL you guys can't even face up to your own tastes, they're your preferences! This girl looks like a classic page 3 tart! Fake tan, nails, belly ring and  all!  She can't suck that belly in any further .  This is the type of girl that gives a knobber to you behind the chippy while eating a kebab at the same time after a night out in Nottingham.  

Miranda Kerr is a babe, this bitch is not.



i want to move to Nottingham

I wouldn't move there. You'll get stabbed. Honest.

And If you look closely enough. HarryCrews is actually an anagram for Faggot. Mind=Blown.
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« Reply #95 on: June 27, 2012, 11:29:29 AM »

This is the type of girl that gives a knobber to you behind the chippy while eating a kebab at the same time after a night out in Nottingham.  


Wait.......   What?
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« Reply #96 on: June 27, 2012, 11:38:26 AM »

she's not  really good looking
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« Reply #97 on: June 27, 2012, 01:17:03 PM »

she's not  really good looking
you live mongo.
get out.
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« Reply #98 on: June 27, 2012, 02:09:49 PM »



These may well be the eighth and ninth wonders of the world. Magnificent
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« Reply #99 on: June 27, 2012, 02:14:47 PM »

Before I opened this link, I was thinking "How the fuck could that topic get to four pages?".

Then there were so, so many pictures.

Thank you, gentleman.
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« Reply #100 on: June 27, 2012, 04:34:50 PM »

This is the type of girl that gives a knobber to you behind the chippy while eating a kebab at the same time

Fuck yes! THIS CHICK SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME!
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« Reply #101 on: June 27, 2012, 06:31:29 PM »

Wait a minute....who's eating the kebab?  I think it matters.........marginally. 
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« Reply #102 on: June 27, 2012, 08:09:06 PM »

Harry Crews has done his research:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=KebabMouth%20BlowJob

"A blowjob in which the giver of the BJ has a mouth full of kebab meat, and maybe some pita bread and salad.

Lads, I got this amazing KebabMouth Blowjob off this fat bird outside the chippy the other night!"
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« Reply #103 on: June 27, 2012, 08:13:32 PM »

god damn, sometimes I forget about the power of slap.
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« Reply #104 on: June 27, 2012, 09:06:14 PM »

The hurtin's on me... god damn this girl
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« Reply #105 on: June 27, 2012, 10:29:27 PM »

slap. fapping to pros sisters since 2001.
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« Reply #106 on: June 28, 2012, 04:30:28 AM »

slap. fapping to pros sisters since 2001.

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pros mothers  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #107 on: June 28, 2012, 04:59:24 AM »

slap. fapping to pros sisters since 2001.

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yes, i understand dylan's mom is worth a gander as well. any pics floating around pf her?
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« Reply #108 on: June 28, 2012, 05:08:21 AM »

i'd give old mother sheckler a go
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« Reply #109 on: June 28, 2012, 05:46:46 AM »

Daniel Lutheran's mom be looking kinda good too.
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« Reply #110 on: June 28, 2012, 08:14:50 AM »

i'd give old mother sheckler a go

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« Reply #111 on: June 28, 2012, 08:52:24 AM »

With an ace like this in his hand, Ben is going right to the top of the skate game, especially if she gives knobbers behind the chippy.
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« Reply #112 on: June 28, 2012, 09:08:03 AM »

LOL you guys can't even face up to your own tastes, they're your preferences! This girl looks like a classic page 3 tart! Fake tan, nails, belly ring and  all!  She can't suck that belly in any further .  This is the type of girl that gives a knobber to you behind the chippy while eating a kebab at the same time after a night out in Nottingham.  

Miranda Kerr is a babe, this bitch is not.




i want to move to Nottingham


Fuck Nottingham, I'm all about the Birmingham booty call.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=birmingham+booty+call



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« Reply #113 on: June 28, 2012, 05:30:21 PM »



These may well be the eighth and ninth wonders of the world. Magnificent


 
she actually reminds me of this chick

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« Reply #114 on: June 28, 2012, 05:53:55 PM »

i'd give old mother sheckler a go
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« Reply #115 on: June 28, 2012, 06:14:10 PM »

LOL you guys can't even face up to your own tastes, they're your preferences! This girl looks like a classic page 3 tart! Fake tan, nails, belly ring and  all!  She can't suck that belly in any further .  This is the type of girl that gives a knobber to you behind the chippy while eating a kebab at the same time after a night out in Nottingham.  

Miranda Kerr is a babe, this bitch is not.


Your taste in women is far superior to mine. Thank you for enlightening me.
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« Reply #116 on: June 28, 2012, 11:05:39 PM »

i came
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« Reply #117 on: June 28, 2012, 11:30:03 PM »



These may well be the eighth and ninth wonders of the world. Magnificent


 
she actually reminds me of this chick



Don't see it, but thanks for giving me that second girls name! Chanel is hot..
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« Reply #118 on: June 29, 2012, 09:32:02 AM »

She got some DSL's too(that's dick sucking lips for you not so bright fellas)
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« Reply #119 on: June 29, 2012, 03:20:51 PM »

LOL you guys can't even face up to your own tastes, they're your preferences! This girl looks like a classic page 3 tart! Fake tan, nails, belly ring and  all!  She can't suck that belly in any further .  This is the type of girl that gives a knobber to you behind the chippy while eating a kebab at the same time after a night out in Nottingham.  

Miranda Kerr is a babe, this bitch is not.




i want to move to Nottingham


Fuck Nottingham, I'm all about the Birmingham booty call.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=birmingham+booty+call




I was going to make a joke about "Nottingham Knocking Boots" but the Birmingham Booty Call is just too good to top.

Also, I've missed Watson.
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