Clyde Singleton Ten Worst Tricks PART TWO

[Andrew]

http://www.vice.com/read/clydes-corner-the-ten-worst-tricks-in-skateboarding-part-two


i guess clyde is back?

[Ruffles]

Not entertaining at all.

[Made In China]

I can see laser flips or 5-0s to switch crooks, but the grate thing? Firecrackers? Hippy jumps? 180 flip tricks over poles?? This dude sucks.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

pretty lame

[shone237]

Trying way to hard for a grown man. Shit was more embarrassing for him than offensive to anyone else.

[Rod Kimble]

Clyde is the worst. His skating always sucked and hes not funny. Hes just as bad as Felix.

[Andrew]

am i the only one who enjoys people skating banks like they're coping...especially if they do it fast

[trannies and mannies]

I'm backing all of those except lazer flips, and double flips most of the time.

[Unbridled Technical Precision]

I was honestly intrigued by the 180 flip tricks over poles idea. it makes sense, he just stated it all wrong.  It's clearly much easier to do a backside flip over a 3 foot pole as opposed to a 3 foot barrier. and say you're doing like a hardflip over a bump to pole... you could really get away with the lowest part of the board being lower than the pole. kinda cheaterish.... anybody feel me?

[ivegotlevitation]

this dude is fucking dumb

[Alan]

Can't wait for the 3rd part. Will probably include the ollie.

[starwars]

What he wrote about it didn't seem to make any sense, but I can agree with crooked grinds to fakie. I can't describe how dumb I find that trick

[fulfillthedream]

mediocre compared to the one he wrote in transworld in 2008 i think.

[Willy Santos cut my hair]

well, i enjoyed it.
Clyde's writing was one of the best things in Big Brother, stoked to see new shit

[saucy ragu]

If there's sarcasm I'm missing it. Because some tricks I really don't like seeing (double flips) and some that I can tell take a little extra effort to hold even if they aren't necessarily harder (landing in a grate). Skateboarding isn't a video game where a trick has a level basis every where you go; you have to take your surroundings into account.

[foureyedjim]

I wonder how he really feels about some of these tricks, because I'm pretty sure he had to exaggerate a bit to make the article 'entertaining'

[darrin lee]

How has he not learned his lesson?!?!?!? 

The first edition on TWS had some of the worst responses from skaters ever, and that's really saying something.

No matter what he says it will never go over well.   

[luficer]

Trying too hard to be edgy and provocative never works. His first article on vice last week was just the same. I get it, you have opinions, you're THE outspoken skateboarder...give me a break, this shit is elementary at the best.

[Mr.Hamfist]

Honorable mentions
The unnecessary boneless, late-flips, pivot-to-tail on a mini-ramp, pushing down the street, and no-comply pole jam. Fuck y?all, I?m out.

Besides the bolded, which even as a joke is still stupid, I don't understand how late flips aren't worse than some of the tricks on the actual list

[Freddie]

skateboarding is serious business always no fun not never

[Justis]

i do a lot of those tricks

[Freddie]

i do a lot of those tricks

He hates you

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

See. to Clyde, every trick sucks besides fakie backtails and frontside halfcab noseslides

[landCow]

skateboarding is serious business always no fun not never

exactly what i thought. he must be the most boring person to skate with, always strictly adhering to his rules. any deviation is not cool!

is he still pro? does anyone even care who he is anymore? seems to me like he's grasping onto those final straws in a desperate attempt to stay relevant.

[sufodiv]

This dude's a fucking kook! How could you not like no comply pole jams and manual wallrides??

[BuddyPal]

pushing down the street? i hate you clyde singleton, i hate you!

[Lurkatron]

Top ten worst tricks in Skateboarding aka Anything Clyde can't or won't do part two.

[Chocolaterain]

Clyde can't be fun to skate with, he hates all these tricks that everyone does

[papasmurfsdog]

tThis guy is a piece of shit who hasn't been relevant in years. He can'y do most of the tricks on here and doesn't appreciate progression. I can see him thinking he is God's gift to the world in the skateboarding  no one has seen in years(and besides being a piece of shit hateful writer, no one has seen shit else from him in years either(I don't mean like regular wait time for a video, I mean a long ass time))

Long story short, Clyde Singleton is a bitter son of a bitch. I dare him to prove me wrong. (Which he probably won't because he pretends he's not a garbage has-been who doesn't read the boards most of every day)

[blankbutbranded]

See. to Clyde, every trick sucks besides fakie backtails and frontside halfcab noseslides

I won't quote that...but...

Being a Clyde fan,first thing you gotta learn about respect in skateboarding it's to be NOT ELITIST at all it's 2012 nobody is doing crooks to fakie don't even stress about it.

Dude.

Mang.