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Author Topic: Clyde Singleton Ten Worst Tricks PART TWO  (Read 5533 times)
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« on: July 21, 2012, 10:17:13 AM »
http://www.vice.com/read/clydes-corner-the-ten-worst-tricks-in-skateboarding-part-two


i guess clyde is back?
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2012, 10:23:41 AM »
Not entertaining at all.
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2012, 10:26:06 AM »
I can see laser flips or 5-0s to switch crooks, but the grate thing? Firecrackers? Hippy jumps? 180 flip tricks over poles?? This dude sucks.
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2012, 10:30:13 AM »
pretty lame
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Anything that gets two rants out of Gipper was worth posting.
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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2012, 10:44:16 AM »
Trying way to hard for a grown man. Shit was more embarrassing for him than offensive to anyone else.
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« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2012, 10:48:34 AM »
Clyde is the worst. His skating always sucked and hes not funny. Hes just as bad as Felix.
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« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2012, 10:52:06 AM »
am i the only one who enjoys people skating banks like they're coping...especially if they do it fast
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« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2012, 10:53:38 AM »
I'm backing all of those except lazer flips, and double flips most of the time.
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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2012, 10:57:00 AM »
I was honestly intrigued by the 180 flip tricks over poles idea. it makes sense, he just stated it all wrong.  It's clearly much easier to do a backside flip over a 3 foot pole as opposed to a 3 foot barrier. and say you're doing like a hardflip over a bump to pole... you could really get away with the lowest part of the board being lower than the pole. kinda cheaterish.... anybody feel me?Huh
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« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2012, 11:37:48 AM »
this dude is fucking dumb
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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2012, 11:47:54 AM »
Can't wait for the 3rd part. Will probably include the ollie.
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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2012, 12:07:39 PM »
What he wrote about it didn't seem to make any sense, but I can agree with crooked grinds to fakie. I can't describe how dumb I find that trick
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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2012, 12:28:19 PM »
mediocre compared to the one he wrote in transworld in 2008 i think.
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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2012, 12:59:03 PM »
well, i enjoyed it.
Clyde's writing was one of the best things in Big Brother, stoked to see new shit
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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2012, 01:12:29 PM »
If there's sarcasm I'm missing it. Because some tricks I really don't like seeing (double flips) and some that I can tell take a little extra effort to hold even if they aren't necessarily harder (landing in a grate). Skateboarding isn't a video game where a trick has a level basis every where you go; you have to take your surroundings into account.
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« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2012, 01:31:11 PM »
I wonder how he really feels about some of these tricks, because I'm pretty sure he had to exaggerate a bit to make the article 'entertaining'
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« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2012, 01:42:23 PM »
How has he not learned his lesson?!?!?!? 

The first edition on TWS had some of the worst responses from skaters ever, and that's really saying something.

No matter what he says it will never go over well.   
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« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2012, 02:13:05 PM »
Trying too hard to be edgy and provocative never works. His first article on vice last week was just the same. I get it, you have opinions, you're THE outspoken skateboarder...give me a break, this shit is elementary at the best.
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« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2012, 02:17:52 PM »
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Honorable mentions
The unnecessary boneless, late-flips, pivot-to-tail on a mini-ramp, pushing down the street, and no-comply pole jam. Fuck y?all, I?m out.


Besides the bolded, which even as a joke is still stupid, I don't understand how late flips aren't worse than some of the tricks on the actual list
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« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2012, 05:00:44 PM »
skateboarding is serious business always no fun not never
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« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2012, 06:17:00 PM »
i do a lot of those tricks
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« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2012, 06:37:35 PM »
Quote from: Justis on July 21, 2012, 06:17:00 PM
i do a lot of those tricks
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« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2012, 06:52:25 PM »
See. to Clyde, every trick sucks besides fakie backtails and frontside halfcab noseslides
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« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2012, 06:54:24 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on July 21, 2012, 05:00:44 PM
skateboarding is serious business always no fun not never

exactly what i thought. he must be the most boring person to skate with, always strictly adhering to his rules. any deviation is not cool!

is he still pro? does anyone even care who he is anymore? seems to me like he's grasping onto those final straws in a desperate attempt to stay relevant.
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« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2012, 07:14:16 PM »
This dude's a fucking kook! How could you not like no comply pole jams and manual wallrides??
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« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2012, 07:51:03 PM »
pushing down the street? i hate you clyde singleton, i hate you!
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« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2012, 08:06:09 PM »
Top ten worst tricks in Skateboarding aka Anything Clyde can't or won't do part two.
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« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2012, 09:16:39 PM »
Clyde can't be fun to skate with, he hates all these tricks that everyone does
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« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2012, 09:46:15 PM »
tThis guy is a piece of shit who hasn't been relevant in years. He can'y do most of the tricks on here and doesn't appreciate progression. I can see him thinking he is God's gift to the world in the skateboarding  no one has seen in years(and besides being a piece of shit hateful writer, no one has seen shit else from him in years either(I don't mean like regular wait time for a video, I mean a long ass time))

Long story short, Clyde Singleton is a bitter son of a bitch. I dare him to prove me wrong. (Which he probably won't because he pretends he's not a garbage has-been who doesn't read the boards most of every day)
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« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2012, 10:49:55 PM »
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 21, 2012, 06:52:25 PM
See. to Clyde, every trick sucks besides fakie backtails and frontside halfcab noseslides

I won't quote that...but...

Being a Clyde fan,first thing you gotta learn about respect in skateboarding it's to be NOT ELITIST at all it's 2012 nobody is doing crooks to fakie don't even stress about it.

Dude.

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