Vert is gay (Pros kissing bros)

[Alan]

heresy.

Huh?

[cold budweisers]

the vert world's like ancient greece

[SilvergultRab]

This is 100% true, i know it for a fact

.

[Seamus_McShamebag]

Europe's got a different sliding scale of what it means to be gay, so if Rune made out with a dude I wouldn't really be surprised. You know how those Danes do it. And Alex is really into shitty cars and techno, so once again, not all that surprising. if they wanted to get together and raise a super vert baby together, I'd watch it as a reality show. Pro homo.

I thought it was more of a Venn diagram situation...




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[StabMasterArson]

I want some fucking confirmation here. All these gay pro skater rumours are just gossip and heresy. I would go out and buy a pro's board if they had the balls to come out, and i rarely choose my boards based on the name written on it. There must be so many out there that we would never suspect.

You speak like someone owes you an answer. Personal lives are not professional lives. Pro's are everyday people like you and I, some may enjoy the occasional penis in their mouth, some may dip their pizza crust in Ketchup.

[via]

I want some fucking confirmation here. All these gay pro skater rumours are just gossip and heresy. I would go out and buy a pro's board if they had the balls to come out, and i rarely choose my boards based on the name written on it. There must be so many out there that we would never suspect.

 dip their pizza crust in Ketchup.

Gross.

[Fenzadill]

I want some fucking confirmation here. All these gay pro skater rumours are just gossip and heresy. I would go out and buy a pro's board if they had the balls to come out, and i rarely choose my boards based on the name written on it. There must be so many out there that we would never suspect.

You speak like someone owes you an answer. Personal lives are not professional lives. Pro's are everyday people like you and I, some may enjoy the occasional penis in their mouth, some may dip their pizza crust in Ketchup.

God i fucking hate when people do that, makes me want to kill em' with a brick.

[GAY]

Europe's got a different sliding scale of what it means to be gay, so if Rune made out with a dude I wouldn't really be surprised. You know how those Danes do it. And Alex is really into shitty cars and techno, so once again, not all that surprising. if they wanted to get together and raise a super vert baby together, I'd watch it as a reality show. Pro homo.

I thought it was more of a Venn diagram situation...

Funny as hell...and true. When I went to Europe I was...surprised by the fact that I couldn't tell who the hell was gay over there. In America it's usually fairly easy to tell...at least to some extent. Or, rather...in America if you find out someone is gay it's like, "I thought he was a little too well put together for a 50 year old." Not in Europe. The straights are gay as hell over there. I was dismayed. Made cruising for cock on the streets of Amsterdam rather difficult.

[cringe.]

less pads, more pederasty       : )

[The Nose Face]

I want some fucking confirmation here. All these gay pro skater rumours are just gossip and heresy. I would go out and buy a pro's board if they had the balls to come out, and i rarely choose my boards based on the name written on it. There must be so many out there that we would never suspect.

 dip their pizza crust in Ketchup.

Gross.

Is that what goes down in the D?

[chockfullofthat]

Europe's got a different sliding scale of what it means to be gay, so if Rune made out with a dude I wouldn't really be surprised. You know how those Danes do it. And Alex is really into shitty cars and techno, so once again, not all that surprising. if they wanted to get together and raise a super vert baby together, I'd watch it as a reality show. Pro homo.

I thought it was more of a Venn diagram situation...

Funny as hell...and true. When I went to Europe I was...surprised by the fact that I couldn't tell who the hell was gay over there. In America it's usually fairly easy to tell...at least to some extent. Or, rather...in America if you find out someone is gay it's like, "I thought he was a little too well put together for a 50 year old." Not in Europe. The straights are gay as hell over there. I was dismayed. Made cruising for cock on the streets of Amsterdam rather difficult.

Why didn't you go into one of those bars with Rainbow flags on them?  They were everywhere.  Is there something that excites you about street dick?

[Jackie Joyner Kersee]

the gay bar is probably like the skatepark, while the street dick is street skating.

[GAY]

the gay bar is probably like the skatepark, while the street dick is street skating.

Oh, mah funny bone done been a-tickled by your commen', Mrs. Kersee. Fuckin' hilarious.

The cruising for cock in the streets comment was a joke, actually. I'm not that kind of dude. But yeah...gay bars suck. If I had a dollar for each time I've heard "I Will Survive" I would probably have at least $1,847. At least.

[foureyedjim]

But yeah...gay bars suck. If I had a dollar for each time I've heard "I Will Survive" I would probably have at least $1,847. At least.

  lol

[friendly dave]

the gay bar is probably like the skatepark, while the street dick is street skating.

Oh, mah funny bone done been a-tickled by your commen', Mrs. Kersee. Fuckin' hilarious.

The cruising for cock in the streets comment was a joke, actually. I'm not that kind of dude. But yeah...gay bars suck. If I had a dollar for each time I've heard "I Will Survive" I would probably have at least $1,847. At least.

Gay bars always have the best drink specials.

[Mole]

I want some fucking confirmation here. All these gay pro skater rumours are just gossip and heresy. I would go out and buy a pro's board if they had the balls to come out, and i rarely choose my boards based on the name written on it. There must be so many out there that we would never suspect.

You speak like someone owes you an answer. Personal lives are not professional lives. Pro's are everyday people like you and I, some may enjoy the occasional penis in their mouth, some may dip their pizza crust in Ketchup.

Yeah that came off a bit wrong. I respect their right to privacy, I just meant that if people are gonna make these shitty threads, have some proof or don't do it at all. And yeah i used the word heresy wrong....jack daniels made me do it.

[ramplocal]

if this is true again good for them,i just hope if they come out its as awesome as this

The Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy - I'm Gay!	Small | Large

[Cosme]

[...] Not in Europe. The straights are gay as hell over there. I was dismayed. Made cruising for cock on the streets of Amsterdam rather difficult.

Yeah, but what about inadvertently hitting on an hetero and ending up with him changing teams: Hammers, Baby... Hammers!

[Spydera Blizarin]

Let me guess, you bought chicfila yesterday too

[asakusa75]

Europe's got a different sliding scale of what it means to be gay, so if Rune made out with a dude I wouldn't really be surprised. You know how those Danes do it. And Alex is really into shitty cars and techno, so once again, not all that surprising. if they wanted to get together and raise a super vert baby together, I'd watch it as a reality show. Pro homo.

Hahahahahaha. Excellent.

[macgruber]

How rad would it be if a pro's official "coming out" announcement was on a skateboard? I'd buy it. It'd be homophobic not to right?

[Deucifer]

How rad would it be if a pro's official "coming out" announcement was on a skateboard? I'd buy it. It'd be homophobic not to right?

they are all waiting until Danny Way mega-ramps himself to his peril

[SUPERNAUT]

How rad would it be if a pro's official "coming out" announcement was on a skateboard? I'd buy it. It'd be homophobic not to right?

It'd be even cooler if it was one of those decks with graphics under the first graphics

[SockCucker]

i dont fucks with gays. plus if you think about it vert is kinda like an erect street. boners and skatin dont mix and shit unless we talkin shecky

[mattofallmatts]

Maybe they were fucking with people a la Nirvana dudes making out on SNL to piss off homophobes

Nirvana - Krist Dave Kurt Kissing xD

Or maybe they are gay, who cares. It'd be rad to see some gnar shredding gay dudes come out officially........

[No mongz]

^ That's the best first post I've ever seen.

[cornholio]

How rad would it be if a pro's official "coming out" announcement was on a skateboard? I'd buy it. It'd be homophobic not to right?

It'd be even cooler if it was one of those decks with graphics under the first graphics

Haha hell yeah once you do a few boardslides it says "By the way im gay."

[Pike St]

So the GAY account came out of the closet and is not really gay? That is fucking wack. I'm glad you got called out on where are all the gay bars in Amsterdam, fucking dumb fuck.

[corto]

the gay bar is probably like the skatepark, while the street dick is street skating.

Heh, thank you sir for the laughs. Also, this is a reason why I got mad respect for the left handed. They go for it raw and illegal, I just wish I could get street pussy (without paying myself broke that is).

[barkeep11]

Cool. Good for those guys. If theyre gay theyre gay. It shouldnt be a taboo.