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Singapore wants it's citizens to fuck and make a baby Aug 9th.
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Joust Ostrich
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Singapore wants it's citizens to fuck and make a baby Aug 9th.
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August 07, 2012, 08:37:20 PM »
Singapore wants to increase it's population. So everybody* is encouraged to get it on and make a baby August 9th, their National Day.
(*married couples with enough financial means)
Does an island of 5 million really need to increase its population.
The video has some pretty funny lyrics, but the whole concept seems fucked up to me. Oh yeah, brought to you by Mentos.
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Mentos National Night
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Inanimate Object
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How can an inanimate object post on SLAP? Wacky!
Re: Singapore wants it's citizens to fuck and make a baby Aug 9th.
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August 07, 2012, 09:32:18 PM »
Quote from: Joust Ostrich on August 07, 2012, 08:37:20 PM
Singapore wants to increase it's population. So everybody* is encouraged to get it on and make a baby August 9th, their National Day.
(*married couples with enough financial means)
Does an island of 5 million really need to increase its population.
The video has some pretty funny lyrics, but the whole concept seems fucked up to me. Oh yeah, brought to you by Mentos.
fancy stroller
Mentos National Night
My guess is that they probably have an aging population and are concerned about the absence of a future workforce/tax base to pay into social programs to support them as the disproportionately large population of seniors leave the workforce.
And the way to do that is a Mentos-sponsored rap song about sex as a civic duty.
I feel I should make some sort of JFK-related joke here.
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Bronson
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Re: Singapore wants it's citizens to fuck and make a baby Aug 9th.
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Quote from: Inanimate Object on August 07, 2012, 09:32:18 PM
Quote from: Joust Ostrich on August 07, 2012, 08:37:20 PM
Singapore wants to increase it's population. So everybody* is encouraged to get it on and make a baby August 9th, their National Day.
(*married couples with enough financial means)
Does an island of 5 million really need to increase its population.
The video has some pretty funny lyrics, but the whole concept seems fucked up to me. Oh yeah, brought to you by Mentos.
fancy stroller
Mentos National Night
My guess is that they probably have an aging population and are concerned about the absence of a future workforce/tax base to pay into social programs to support them as the disproportionately large population of seniors leave the workforce.
And the way to do that is a Mentos-sponsored rap song about sex as a civic duty.
I feel I should make some sort of JFK-related joke here.
Bring it, dont sing it!
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Mouth
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Lick my love pump.
Re: Singapore wants it's citizens to fuck and make a baby Aug 9th.
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August 07, 2012, 10:43:56 PM »
Embarrassingly enough, I know many of the people behind this crappy campaign.
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weedpop
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Re: Singapore wants it's citizens to fuck and make a baby Aug 9th.
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August 07, 2012, 11:12:43 PM »
So, what the fuck was that video all about? Couldn't they have just secretly pumped aphrodisiacs into the water supply or something? Why are the narrators both American? So confused..
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Mouth
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Lick my love pump.
Re: Singapore wants it's citizens to fuck and make a baby Aug 9th.
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August 08, 2012, 12:44:48 AM »
They're not American. They are US educated and have cheesy generic MC voices.
That said, it's better than Jaden Smith.
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Re: Singapore wants it's citizens to fuck and make a baby Aug 9th.
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chockfullofthat
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definitely.
Re: Singapore wants it's citizens to fuck and make a baby Aug 9th.
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Are they accepting foreign volunteer impregnators? If so, my bags are packed.
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Re: Singapore wants it's citizens to fuck and make a baby Aug 9th.
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Quote from: chockfullofthat on August 08, 2012, 08:56:33 AM
Are they accepting foreign volunteer impregnators? If so, my bags are packed.
So to speak...
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Quote from: ttching! on June 28, 2012, 10:57:41 AM
You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.
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