The worst

[INDY]

is when someone's trying to tell you how to do a trick yet they can't seem to do it themselves. Thoughts?

[hankmasterflex]

agreed, except for crackheads.

crackheads are magical. their voodoo advice has helped me pull through on some sk8 moves. it's not like they ever know what they're talking about... but i dig their auras. so obscure

[Thrillho]

is when someone's trying to tell you how to do a trick yet they can't seem to do it themselves. Thoughts?

No. Your threads are the worst.

[apad88]

agreed, except for crackheads.

crackheads are magical. their voodoo advice has helped me pull through on some sk8 moves. it's not like they ever know what they're talking about... but i dig their auras. so obscure

for some reason I know exactly what you're talking about

[Dominic Hynard]

agreed, except for crackheads.

crackheads are magical. their voodoo advice has helped me pull through on some sk8 moves. it's not like they ever know what they're talking about... but i dig their auras. so obscure

for some reason I know exactly what you're talking about

Crackheads/junkies seem to have a good effect on me. "Do a flippy grindy thing on that bar thing over there. Rad" How can you not get hyped?

[gripittoripit]

  This is the worst

[Jackburton]

No, no, no I am the worst.  I wake up every morning roll out of bed and shit where I stand.  I am completely feral.  Somebody at the park is trying front blunt, I say can you back tail.  A person comes into the park and tries to warm up with back nose blunt, and even when they get get close I make a remark or make that face.  You know the one that u make when you smell someone else's fart.  I am truly the worst.  Of course the worst is also the best.  And when those people, sometimes people such as myself, attempt to give you a tip.  Take it and use it.  Not the tip, the emotion.  Then you get the satisfaction of getting to tell people that some kid was giving me a tip, and then I did the trick perfect and he looked like a little bitch.  Either that or just punch him or cry on the message boards. 

[ice nine]

I always tell my friends tricks that I'm sure they can do and I want to see/wish I could do.they hate it and I seriously don't get why, I like when my friends suggest tricks to me.

[pugmaster]

Friend: "Hey man, have you ever been to that greek place on placentia?"

Me: "No, why do you ask?"

Friend: "AHHH man! They got THE BEST gyros i've ever had in my LIFE!"

Me: "on placentia?"

Friend: "YEAH DUDE! Right across from the bank! You GOTTA get one of their gyros..."

(a week later, at greek place)


Me: "Hi, I ... uh... Can I get a gyro please?"

Lady at counter: "... any fries?"

Me: "no thanks."


(7 minutes later, eating gyro)

Me: "wtf was that guy talking about, him AND this gyro are pieces of shit"

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

No, no, no I am the worst.  I wake up every morning roll out of bed and shit where I stand.  I am completely feral.  Somebody at the park is trying front blunt, I say can you back tail.  A person comes into the park and tries to warm up with back nose blunt, and even when they get get close I make a remark or make that face.  You know the one that u make when you smell someone else's fart.  I am truly the worst.  Of course the worst is also the best.  And when those people, sometimes people such as myself, attempt to give you a tip.  Take it and use it.  Not the tip, the emotion.  Then you get the satisfaction of getting to tell people that some kid was giving me a tip, and then I did the trick perfect and he looked like a little bitch.  Either that or just punch him or cry on the message boards. 

I am the worst because I like to toss around the phrase "frontside overcrook" way too liberally.

[sufodiv]

No, no, no I am the worst.  I wake up every morning roll out of bed and shit where I stand.  I am completely feral.  Somebody at the park is trying front blunt, I say can you back tail.  A person comes into the park and tries to warm up with back nose blunt, and even when they get get close I make a remark or make that face.  You know the one that u make when you smell someone else's fart.  I am truly the worst.  Of course the worst is also the best.  And when those people, sometimes people such as myself, attempt to give you a tip.  Take it and use it.  Not the tip, the emotion.  Then you get the satisfaction of getting to tell people that some kid was giving me a tip, and then I did the trick perfect and he looked like a little bitch.  Either that or just punch him or cry on the message boards.  

I am the worst because I like to toss around the phrase "frontside overcrook" way too liberally.

I am the worst because I preferably like to rocket my kickflips.

[trannies and mannies]

I have yet to meet a bum who got me stoked. All of them repeatedly ask me for 50 cents or "alc he haww".

[ThrashNDash]

is when someone's trying to tell you how to do a trick yet they can't seem to do it themselves. Thoughts?

I completely agree, the worst example is when you're skating stairs and they're sat down while you're throwing yourself down the set trying to land your trick and then they have the balls to tell you how to do it.

[Big Moe]

Friend: "Hey man, have you ever been to that greek place on placentia?"

Me: "No, why do you ask?"

Friend: "AHHH man! They got THE BEST gyros i've ever had in my LIFE!"

Me: "on placentia?"

Friend: "YEAH DUDE! Right across from the bank! You GOTTA get one of their gyros..."

(a week later, at greek place)


Me: "Hi, I ... uh... Can I get a gyro please?"

Lady at counter: "... any fries?"

Me: "no thanks."


(7 minutes later, eating gyro)

Me: "wtf was that guy talking about, him AND this gyro are pieces of shit"

I've lost friends over poor food establishment recommendations, it's that real.

[Patey]

i am the worst because i used to push mongo