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« Reply #3240 on: January 11, 2012, 02:29:37 PM »

I often wondered if I had ADD in college too.  Taking aderall certainly made me study more but I was never actually prescribed.  Looking back it became clear that I just didn't have any interest in my major and I was just forcing it.  You really should do something about that commute though.  Just think about all that wasted time per week.  If you're not able to get closer I would suggest going to a library immediately after class and get your shit done then.  Smoke before you get on the train or something because there is no way I'd want to study after a 2 hour train ride home.  Getting through college is hard that's why it's not for everyone, just make it as easy as possible for yourself.
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« Reply #3241 on: January 11, 2012, 09:56:15 PM »

Long story short, I'm a nerd, most of my friends are nerds. They became bronies, then they told me about it. I was like "fuck that shit." Then they told me about it again. I've watched every episode so far. Lucky for me, I keep my nerdy, brony self and my gnar, skating radicalness (yeah I just made up a fucking word) seperate. I only said anything about it because this is the real confessions thread. All you guys can hate on me if you want, I really don't give two shits.

EDIT: The definition of Brony is a person who is a fan of MLP:FiM who is outside of the targeted dmographic
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« Reply #3242 on: January 11, 2012, 10:34:42 PM »

Long story short, I'm a nerd, most of my friends are nerds. They became bronies, then they told me about it. I was like "fuck that shit." Then they told me about it again. I've watched every episode so far. Lucky for me, I keep my nerdy, brony self and my gnar, skating radicalness (yeah I just made up a fucking word) seperate. I only said anything about it because this is the real confessions thread. All you guys can hate on me if you want, I really don't give two shits.

EDIT: The definition of Brony is a person who is a fan of MLP:FiM who is outside of the targeted dmographic

Not hating. I just found out about this maybe a month ago so then to find out that I'm somehow connected to one is just an odd coincidence to me.
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« Reply #3243 on: January 12, 2012, 05:11:45 PM »

Confession: still don't know wtf a brony is
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« Reply #3244 on: January 12, 2012, 05:17:29 PM »

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« Reply #3245 on: January 12, 2012, 05:21:50 PM »

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd made me cry once.
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« Reply #3246 on: January 12, 2012, 05:31:33 PM »

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd made me cry once.
The feather falling from the sky in "Forrest Gump" made me cry when I saw it in the theaters.
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« Reply #3247 on: January 12, 2012, 05:49:15 PM »

- i am a sociopath
- im really good at lying... its kind of fucked up because sometimes i cause problems for other people intentionally by doing things knowing that i can lie my way out of it, and im amazing at holding a straight face so people pretty much indefinitely believe me
- i also get tired of my friends and end up fucking hating them because i cant not believe that things they do are on purpose, even though logically i can completely see how they dont mean to be how they are
- little shit bothers the fuck out of me, and i have a real intolerance for moments when people dont understand my exact feelings on a subject so i explain everything, even yes or no answers as if the person already asked "why"
- i feel like with my mind and my ability to learn information quickly/memorize nearly anything and everything, even useless small information, that i am already overqualified for many jobs that i havent even completed any training for, or anything similar
- never actually had a job
- since ive decided i really want to be a pharmacist now, but my parents have been making me take classes in college that dont matter since i didnt know what i wanted to do before, knowing that ive wasted almost 2 years in school really makes me want to die. it honestly sounds better to get killed by someone (dont think i could ever kill myself) than it does to go to college for 6 more years grinding it out being poor as fuck hoping that maybe after the first 2 years of pre reqs i can get into pharmacy school
- im actually pretty fucking good at skating... but im a pussy about jumping off shit/skating rails or hubbas. i wanted to try to be a pro skater for a while, and i still really do have potential, but i dont want to become one just based off the fact if you arent a main pro you wont make shit for money


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« Reply #3248 on: January 12, 2012, 05:51:09 PM »

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd made me cry once.
The feather falling from the sky in "Forrest Gump" made me cry when I saw it in the theaters.
Forrest Gump made me cry a little too at the end where he was at the bus stop with his kid. Toy Story 3 almost made me cry at the end when Andy was giving up his toys to the little girl. Toy Story was a big part of my childhood and it was crazy seeing the series come to an end like that.
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« Reply #3249 on: January 12, 2012, 06:15:39 PM »

- i am a sociopath

- im really good at lying... its kind of fucked up because sometimes i cause problems for other people intentionally by doing things knowing that i can lie my way out of it, and im amazing at holding a straight face so people pretty much indefinitely believe me
- i also get tired of my friends and end up fucking hating them because i cant not believe that things they do are on purpose, even though logically i can completely see how they dont mean to be how they are
- little shit bothers the fuck out of me, and i have a real intolerance for moments when people dont understand my exact feelings on a subject so i explain everything, even yes or no answers as if the person already asked "why"
- i feel like with my mind and my ability to learn information quickly/memorize nearly anything and everything, even useless small information, that i am already overqualified for many jobs that i havent even completed any training for, or anything similar




All of these are summed up by your first post.
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« Reply #3250 on: January 12, 2012, 07:06:54 PM »

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd made me cry once.
The feather falling from the sky in "Forrest Gump" made me cry when I saw it in the theaters.
Forrest Gump made me cry a little too at the end where he was at the bus stop with his kid. Toy Story 3 almost made me cry at the end when Andy was giving up his toys to the little girl. Toy Story was a big part of my childhood and it was crazy seeing the series come to an end like that.
Dude, me too. I saw it with my girlfriend and she was like "Didn't that make you cry at the end???" and I was like "Nope..." Thank god for those 3-D glasses  Cool
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« Reply #3251 on: January 12, 2012, 08:39:18 PM »

Damnit, both of those movies are tear-jerkers!
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« Reply #3252 on: January 13, 2012, 10:05:20 AM »

crap I just made a mess at work, the kind of mess you get fired for, I'm trying to cover my ass like crazy.
situation is probably gonna go to hell, worse case scenario I get fired.

was supposed to go through 2 specific processes, wasn't paying too much attention and ran the processes were I wasn't supposed to. I did as best as I could to cover my tracks but I'm certain it will blow up and people will be looking for answers.
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« Reply #3253 on: January 14, 2012, 10:31:05 PM »

crap I just made a mess at work, the kind of mess you get fired for, I'm trying to cover my ass like crazy.
situation is probably gonna go to hell, worse case scenario I get fired.

was supposed to go through 2 specific processes, wasn't paying too much attention and ran the processes were I wasn't supposed to. I did as best as I could to cover my tracks but I'm certain it will blow up and people will be looking for answers.

lol
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« Reply #3254 on: January 14, 2012, 11:31:51 PM »

crap I just made a mess at work, the kind of mess you get fired for, I'm trying to cover my ass like crazy.
situation is probably gonna go to hell, worse case scenario I get fired.

was supposed to go through 2 specific processes, wasn't paying too much attention and ran the processes were I wasn't supposed to. I did as best as I could to cover my tracks but I'm certain it will blow up and people will be looking for answers.

lol
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« Reply #3255 on: January 15, 2012, 05:19:40 AM »

I have no libido.
I get erections easily but dont get mentally aroused.
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« Reply #3256 on: January 15, 2012, 12:20:40 PM »

I took my girlfriend to see Beauty And The Beast 3-D yesterday. Having never seen that movie before, I really, really enjoyed it.
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« Reply #3257 on: January 15, 2012, 12:35:39 PM »

Shits mad suspenseful.
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« Reply #3258 on: January 15, 2012, 12:48:37 PM »

Since this thread has taken a temporary diversion into movies I will drop a doozie. I watched "The Devil Wears Prada" on my own volition and enjoyed it.
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« Reply #3259 on: January 15, 2012, 01:02:05 PM »

Since this thread has taken a temporary diversion into movies I will drop a doozie. I watched "The Devil Wears Prada" on my own volition and enjoyed it.
Dude. Yes.
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« Reply #3260 on: January 15, 2012, 02:14:26 PM »

I like ABBA.
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« Reply #3261 on: January 15, 2012, 04:05:42 PM »

David, dude no!
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« Reply #3262 on: January 15, 2012, 05:25:05 PM »

David, dude no!

it's awful! they're too fucking happy and cheerful and somehow I dig it.
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« Reply #3263 on: January 15, 2012, 07:44:49 PM »

I have no libido.
I get erections easily but dont get mentally aroused.
How is this possible? My sex drive can never be satisfied. Some weeks my ex and I would fuck everyday, sometime multiple times. I still felt like I needed more sex. I'm not addicted because I know what is acceptable and how to control my urge.


Confession, I'm terrified of freeways (live in California). Two way highways are no problem, some freeways are fine because they're not too busy. I don't think I could ever make a trip to LA, the freeways are too fuckin busy and full with terrible drivers. I try to find any possible way to avoid the freeways. Its mainly stupid drivers and entering the freeways are my biggest fears.
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« Reply #3264 on: January 16, 2012, 12:31:48 AM »

Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.
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« Reply #3265 on: January 16, 2012, 04:50:29 AM »

I have no libido.
I get erections easily but dont get mentally aroused.
How is this possible? My sex drive can never be satisfied. Some weeks my ex and I would fuck everyday, sometime multiple times. I still felt like I needed more sex. I'm not addicted because I know what is acceptable and how to control my urge.


Confession, I'm terrified of freeways (live in California). Two way highways are no problem, some freeways are fine because they're not too busy. I don't think I could ever make a trip to LA, the freeways are too fuckin busy and full with terrible drivers. I try to find any possible way to avoid the freeways. Its mainly stupid drivers and entering the freeways are my biggest fears.
Might be something to do with the SSRI medicine I was on for years which I quit a couple of weeks ago. I look at women/porn and can kinda see how people would think they are hot but thats it.
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« Reply #3266 on: January 16, 2012, 08:33:45 AM »

Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.

I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.
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« Reply #3267 on: January 16, 2012, 09:51:32 AM »

Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.

I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.

walk into a community health center, family planning or whatever they're called in your area. Make sure you have a back pack on. There should be a bowl full of free condoms. Spot the bowl of rubbers. Unzip pack. Take bowl in hand and over turn it into pack. Place empty bowl on table. Zip pack. walk out the door. Despite the terrifying experience you will be able to rest easy knowing that you have enough condoms to avoid the store for quite some time. 
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« Reply #3268 on: January 16, 2012, 11:35:30 AM »

Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.

I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.

walk into a community health center, family planning or whatever they're called in your area. Make sure you have a back pack on. There should be a bowl full of free condoms. Spot the bowl of rubbers. Unzip pack. Take bowl in hand and over turn it into pack. Place empty bowl on table. Zip pack. walk out the door. Despite the terrifying experience you will be able to rest easy knowing that you have enough condoms to avoid the store for quite some time. 

Although it seems equally as terrifying going in to one of those places, I will certainly remember this.
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« Reply #3269 on: January 16, 2012, 12:10:49 PM »

Whenever I have to buy TP, I feel like I go to the store telling people and the store-employees I need to take a dump. I don't like it, and try to hold out on buying it a much as possible. I'd like to see a more anonymous way of buying TP.

I completely understand this.

 I wish there were anonymous ways of buying condoms. I haven't had sex yet, and probably won't until my girlfriend gets on birth control pills, but I get scared just thinking about going to the grocery store or wherever to buy condoms.

walk into a community health center, family planning or whatever they're called in your area. Make sure you have a back pack on. There should be a bowl full of free condoms. Spot the bowl of rubbers. Unzip pack. Take bowl in hand and over turn it into pack. Place empty bowl on table. Zip pack. walk out the door. Despite the terrifying experience you will be able to rest easy knowing that you have enough condoms to avoid the store for quite some time. 

Although it seems equally as terrifying going in to one of those places, I will certainly remember this.

Dude, there should be no reason to be embarrassed or scared about buying condoms. I guess I can be worried about like your parents seeing you or something, but other than that, think of it as subtly bragging that you're gonna get laid and you're not dumb enough to get a girl pregnant or catch an STD.
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