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« Reply #6960 on: April 21, 2017, 04:50:05 AM »

what d00d said. and you don't need to think that if you try asking her on a date that all of a sudden youre settling down and committing. thats thinking WAAAAAAY too far ahead. ask her if she wants to grab a drink or have lunch some day. if that goes good, try hanging out on the weekend or at night. its one thing to be study buddies, but you gotta break away from that quick if you want to get anywhere.

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Just found out I work Friday and Saturday night. Is it still seen as a bad thing if I text her? Just because we only have classes together Tuesday and Thursday





NO! just text her dude. you don't need to sweep her off her feet with some breathtaking proposal. just talk to her. a simple "hey, whats up? what are you up to this weekend?" all you need is some chit chat and if you cant hang out this weekend, finish it off with asking her if she wants to grab coffee or something before class next tuesday. just keep it simple. i havent dated a ton of women, but all the ones that i have never made the first move. if you like her, go for it and show her your interested. the worst thats going to happen is shes going to say that shes not interested and that would suck, but its not the end of the world and at least you gave it a shot. who knows, she could be on girl slap right now confessing about how she wishes you would ask her out.
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« Reply #6961 on: April 21, 2017, 05:40:31 AM »

for women a small gesture like sitting beside you intentionally can mean a lot, in her mind she might think she's being totally obvious and wondering why you haven't asked her out yet. Girls rarely say shit and it's super easy to overlook what in their minds are "clear signals" which usually aren't actually clear at all, so you just kinda gotta go for it if she seems receptive, you will never know until you ask. she wont say "i like you"
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« Reply #6962 on: April 21, 2017, 10:37:50 AM »

Alright, messaged her about a restaurant she hasn't been to in town.
Will keep you guys updated as the the story develops haha
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« Reply #6963 on: April 21, 2017, 10:43:04 AM »

Alright, messaged her about a restaurant she hasn't been to in town.
Will keep you guys updated as the the story develops haha
Did you send a dick pic with the message? I'm old but I hear that's what girls expect these days.
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« Reply #6964 on: April 21, 2017, 11:00:17 AM »

Alright, messaged her about a restaurant she hasn't been to in town.
Will keep you guys updated as the the story develops haha
Did you send a dick pic with the message? I'm old but I hear that's what girls expect these days.

Damn, I knew I was forgetting something. Did ask for nudes  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #6965 on: April 22, 2017, 05:08:09 AM »

NO! just text her dude. you don't need to sweep her off her feet with some breathtaking proposal. just talk to her. a simple "hey, whats up? what are you up to this weekend?" all you need is some chit chat and if you cant hang out this weekend, finish it off with asking her if she wants to grab coffee or something before class next tuesday. just keep it simple. i havent dated a ton of women, but all the ones that i have never made the first move. if you like her, go for it and show her your interested. the worst thats going to happen is shes going to say that shes not interested and that would suck, but its not the end of the world and at least you gave it a shot. who knows, she could be on girl slap right now confessing about how she wishes you would ask her out.


There are actually a couple of worse things that can happen in these modern days:




 

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« Reply #6966 on: April 22, 2017, 05:15:05 AM »

hahahaha oh shit
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« Reply #6967 on: April 24, 2017, 02:51:35 AM »

For the last 2 - 3 years, I´vee been suffering from CPPS (Chronic pelvic pain syndrome). It has symptoms similar to prostatitis, but it is non-bacterial. Basically it means that my pelvis is almost always tense or in slight pain (feels like burning and needles). It also means I have practically no sex drive, numb penis and painful erections. Sex and masturbation often hurts and the feeling of orgasm is drastically reduced. Ejaculation often hurts a lot and my pelvis might be extra sore for a day or two after it.

Doctors have no idea what´s going on, but I´m pretty sure it´s an issue of muscle tension/soreness. When I get anxious the symptoms get a lot worse. Also, the symptoms tend to cause stress and anxiety on their own. When I try to have sex/masturbate I notice my pelvic muscles start to klench involuntary (I guess you could call it a kegel) and after 5 minutes it starts to burn, like overworked or sore muscles. There is mostly no pleasure, only numbness and pain. As much as I try, I have not been able to stop the klenching, it is such an automatic reaction.

So, I think that I´m starting to become a pretty much asexual person because of this. I might think about masturbation, but remember that it mostly just hurts or stop because I don´t feel anything after 20 minutes. I don´t mind it that much, but sometimes I remember what it was like to feel a strong sex drive and that is rather depressing.

Anyone have similar experiences?

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« Reply #6968 on: April 24, 2017, 08:28:29 AM »

Damn, that's heavy. Maybe massaging the pelvic muscles might help? Hopefully it wears off soon.

As for my plans. I made plans for Sunday to go to a restaurant she's never been to but 4 people got fired/quit at work and I had to fill in Sunday. So I cancelled, got out early but it was too late to get ice cream at cold stone

*Edit: Asked her to Cold Stone today and we went. I thought she wanted to leave when we were done but, she wanted to walk around town. It was nice and we talked. I went out to slide my way into her hand and she had her phone in it. All I can say is it was nice. We even kinda put planes in the air for future stuff.
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« Reply #6969 on: April 26, 2017, 10:36:42 AM »

Damn, that's heavy. Maybe massaging the pelvic muscles might help? Hopefully it wears off soon.

As for my plans. I made plans for Sunday to go to a restaurant she's never been to but 4 people got fired/quit at work and I had to fill in Sunday. So I cancelled, got out early but it was too late to get ice cream at cold stone

*Edit: Asked her to Cold Stone today and we went. I thought she wanted to leave when we were done but, she wanted to walk around town. It was nice and we talked. I went out to slide my way into her hand and she had her phone in it. All I can say is it was nice. We even kinda put planes in the air for future stuff.
See dude, it's not that hard at all. There is no rush to get into anything, and if anything you having to cancel to go to work could have been a good thing. It's good to have your own life and things to do because one thing I can tell you is that girls don't like when they aren't the super interested or clingy one. If you're so readily available for her every beck and call or are acting like you're interested in shit that she likes but you don't then you could come off as desperate. Plus when you do this you don't end up doing things that you really aren't interested in.

Either way it sounds like you're doing alright, where do you work that 4 people just peaced out?
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« Reply #6970 on: April 26, 2017, 11:22:02 AM »

Damn, that's heavy. Maybe massaging the pelvic muscles might help? Hopefully it wears off soon.

As for my plans. I made plans for Sunday to go to a restaurant she's never been to but 4 people got fired/quit at work and I had to fill in Sunday. So I cancelled, got out early but it was too late to get ice cream at cold stone

*Edit: Asked her to Cold Stone today and we went. I thought she wanted to leave when we were done but, she wanted to walk around town. It was nice and we talked. I went out to slide my way into her hand and she had her phone in it. All I can say is it was nice. We even kinda put planes in the air for future stuff.
See dude, it's not that hard at all. There is no rush to get into anything, and if anything you having to cancel to go to work could have been a good thing. It's good to have your own life and things to do because one thing I can tell you is that girls don't like when they aren't the super interested or clingy one. If you're so readily available for her every beck and call or are acting like you're interested in shit that she likes but you don't then you could come off as desperate. Plus when you do this you don't end up doing things that you really aren't interested in.

Either way it sounds like you're doing alright, where do you work that 4 people just peaced out?

Restaurant in a college town. It's that time of the year when people leave jobs to focus on school work so it's not surprising.
Also, forgot to mention that I texted her I had a good time and looked forward to the next time. Which was hinted at.
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« Reply #6971 on: April 26, 2017, 11:35:07 AM »

Damn, that's heavy. Maybe massaging the pelvic muscles might help? Hopefully it wears off soon.

As for my plans. I made plans for Sunday to go to a restaurant she's never been to but 4 people got fired/quit at work and I had to fill in Sunday. So I cancelled, got out early but it was too late to get ice cream at cold stone

*Edit: Asked her to Cold Stone today and we went. I thought she wanted to leave when we were done but, she wanted to walk around town. It was nice and we talked. I went out to slide my way into her hand and she had her phone in it. All I can say is it was nice. We even kinda put planes in the air for future stuff.
See dude, it's not that hard at all. There is no rush to get into anything, and if anything you having to cancel to go to work could have been a good thing. It's good to have your own life and things to do because one thing I can tell you is that girls don't like when they aren't the super interested or clingy one. If you're so readily available for her every beck and call or are acting like you're interested in shit that she likes but you don't then you could come off as desperate. Plus when you do this you don't end up doing things that you really aren't interested in.

Either way it sounds like you're doing alright, where do you work that 4 people just peaced out?

Restaurant in a college town. It's that time of the year when people leave jobs to focus on school work so it's not surprising.
Also, forgot to mention that I texted her I had a good time and looked forward to the next time. Which was hinted at.

Keep doing your shit and make time for her, not make time for the rest of your life around her. I remember when I was probably like 20 I met this Korean girl who would let me bust loads in her so of course I was in love and followed her around like a dog breed native to the Korean peninsula. She got sick of me real quick and I had to stop busting loads in her. It was a really sad day, so don't blow this.
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« Reply #6972 on: April 26, 2017, 01:02:02 PM »

Damn, that's heavy. Maybe massaging the pelvic muscles might help? Hopefully it wears off soon.

As for my plans. I made plans for Sunday to go to a restaurant she's never been to but 4 people got fired/quit at work and I had to fill in Sunday. So I cancelled, got out early but it was too late to get ice cream at cold stone

*Edit: Asked her to Cold Stone today and we went. I thought she wanted to leave when we were done but, she wanted to walk around town. It was nice and we talked. I went out to slide my way into her hand and she had her phone in it. All I can say is it was nice. We even kinda put planes in the air for future stuff.
See dude, it's not that hard at all. There is no rush to get into anything, and if anything you having to cancel to go to work could have been a good thing. It's good to have your own life and things to do because one thing I can tell you is that girls don't like when they aren't the super interested or clingy one. If you're so readily available for her every beck and call or are acting like you're interested in shit that she likes but you don't then you could come off as desperate. Plus when you do this you don't end up doing things that you really aren't interested in.

Either way it sounds like you're doing alright, where do you work that 4 people just peaced out?

Restaurant in a college town. It's that time of the year when people leave jobs to focus on school work so it's not surprising.
Also, forgot to mention that I texted her I had a good time and looked forward to the next time. Which was hinted at.

Keep doing your shit and make time for her, not make time for the rest of your life around her. I remember when I was probably like 20 I met this Korean girl who would let me bust loads in her so of course I was in love and followed her around like a dog breed native to the Korean peninsula. She got sick of me real quick and I had to stop busting loads in her. It was a really sad day, so don't blow this.

Will keep that in mind haha
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« Reply #6973 on: April 26, 2017, 04:47:05 PM »

Proud of you notjeff
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« Reply #6974 on: April 26, 2017, 04:58:44 PM »



MOTHAFUCKA SAID ICE CREAM B!


(i wish i wouldve went with this post first, but whatever.)
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« Reply #6975 on: April 28, 2017, 12:47:15 PM »

busting your load in girls is the best thing you can do in life.
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« Reply #6976 on: April 28, 2017, 02:00:47 PM »

I've still never done it, even when I know she's on the pill I get freaked out. I want to change that.
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« Reply #6977 on: April 28, 2017, 03:17:22 PM »

Hey even if she's lying it's almost worth it. Mostly because the kind of girl that lies about it being cool if you cum in her is not the same kind of girl you'd be in a relationship with, so that kid is her problem.
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« Reply #6978 on: April 29, 2017, 12:51:14 AM »

Jesus Christ SFB, hahahahahahaha.


But yeah, puking inside a girl is magical. Go for it next time if the opportunity presents itself.
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« Reply #6979 on: April 29, 2017, 07:57:04 AM »

Jesus Christ SFB, hahahahahahaha.


But yeah, puking inside a girl is magical. Go for it next time if the opportunity presents itself.

Hahaha, gnarly.
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« Reply #6980 on: April 29, 2017, 11:37:46 AM »

preface by saying being a father is amazing but god damn does it suck at times ..
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« Reply #6981 on: April 29, 2017, 06:56:19 PM »

preface by saying being a father is amazing but god damn does it suck at times ..
It sucks most of the time, but probably because my kids are only 4 and 6.

The pill thing always freaked me out. I had a close friend who was one of the 0.1% who still managed to get pregnant by her boyfriend. That's why I've always been a strong anal advocate.
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« Reply #6982 on: April 30, 2017, 01:11:28 AM »

preface by saying being a father is amazing but god damn does it suck at times ..
It sucks most of the time, but probably because my kids are only 4 and 6.

The pill thing always freaked me out. I had a close friend who was one of the 0.1% who still managed to get pregnant by her boyfriend. That's why I've always been a strong anal advocate.
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« Reply #6983 on: April 30, 2017, 06:27:44 AM »

preface by saying being a father is amazing but god damn does it suck at times ..
It sucks most of the time, but probably because my kids are only 4 and 6.

The pill thing always freaked me out. I had a close friend who was one of the 0.1% who still managed to get pregnant by her boyfriend. That's why I've always been a strong anal advocate.
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« Reply #6984 on: May 01, 2017, 11:39:59 AM »

preface by saying being a father is amazing but god damn does it suck at times ..
It sucks most of the time, but probably because my kids are only 4 and 6.

The pill thing always freaked me out. I had a close friend who was one of the 0.1% who still managed to get pregnant by her boyfriend. That's why I've always been a strong anal advocate.

a good way is just not to cum inside your girl (on pill of course) when she's close to ovulation.
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« Reply #6985 on: May 01, 2017, 11:49:30 AM »

But you should also cum inside a girl whenever you get the chance because it feels great and a kid would be more of a YP than a MP.
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« Reply #6986 on: May 01, 2017, 03:02:33 PM »

sfb how many women have been victims to your cumming inside experience?
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« Reply #6987 on: May 01, 2017, 06:03:07 PM »

I feel like we might have different ideas of what "a lot" and "not a lot" could be
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« Reply #6988 on: May 02, 2017, 10:11:13 AM »

I would say:

a lot: more than 10

not a lot: 2
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« Reply #6989 on: May 02, 2017, 10:21:05 AM »

Then yeah a lot
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