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« Reply #7200 on: September 07, 2017, 12:28:29 PM »

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« Reply #7201 on: September 11, 2017, 12:54:44 PM »

I sold a car seat to buy drugs but my mom threw them out so I stole to starbucks tip jar to buy more.
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« Reply #7202 on: September 11, 2017, 02:29:50 PM »

I sold a car seat to buy drugs but my mom threw them out so I stole to starbucks tip jar to buy more.


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« Reply #7203 on: September 11, 2017, 02:34:13 PM »

Coinstared it to $31, I only needed $27 to mess my life up for a few months though. So I bought tobacco too. Its not cool or fun what I do though.
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« Reply #7204 on: September 11, 2017, 02:43:52 PM »

actually its kinda fun
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« Reply #7205 on: September 13, 2017, 03:42:55 AM »

My dreams lately have been realistic and boring. I just woke up thinking I missed my flight, when I haven't even booked a flight yet. Since it was 4 AM and I couldn't sleep, I ended up buying a ticket. My dreams used to be fucked, or I would wake up mid-kickflip, only to realize that I was in bed, and not on a skateboard. I haven't smoked weed for a bit over a month now, so I'm assuming it's affecting my dreams. When I head back to California, I really want to smoke, so I can cut out alcohol and still be able to eat properly. Without smoking or drinking, I can only eat one meal a day and a little bit of fruit, as well as a cup of coffee...basically consume 600 calories, which isn't healthy either. At the same time, I need to be frugal with money, because $100/week adds up over time. I need to get my finances together so I can mortgage an apartment or house by 2020.
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« Reply #7206 on: September 13, 2017, 09:02:39 AM »

My dreams lately have been realistic and boring. I just woke up thinking I missed my flight, when I haven't even booked a flight yet. Since it was 4 AM and I couldn't sleep, I ended up buying a ticket. My dreams used to be fucked, or I would wake up mid-kickflip, only to realize that I was in bed, and not on a skateboard. I haven't smoked weed for a bit over a month now, so I'm assuming it's affecting my dreams. When I head back to California, I really want to smoke, so I can cut out alcohol and still be able to eat properly. Without smoking or drinking, I can only eat one meal a day and a little bit of fruit, as well as a cup of coffee...basically consume 600 calories, which isn't healthy either. At the same time, I need to be frugal with money, because $100/week adds up over time. I need to get my finances together so I can mortgage an apartment or house by 2020.

600 for an adult male? Dude, you maintenance is at least 1800. You are starving, I don't know if you gonna make it past 2018, please stop.
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« Reply #7207 on: September 13, 2017, 09:51:55 AM »

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I'm not starving, but I knew that it wasn't healthy. It's exactly why I used to smoke. Now, I just have a beer with a meal, because I don't want to get caught with weed in Texas. I just don't get hungry unless I push myself physically from skateboarding or running. Also, I really can't force myself to eat when I'm not hungry, or I end up feeling like shit...then pass out for a couple hours. t's not really an issue because I skate for 2 hours, walk dogs for 1-3 hours and run for 1-2 hours a day. I was probably trying to subconsciously justify buying weed. When I'm sober and doing work on a computer for 12 hours a day, I don't get hungry or have much desire to do anything other than watch TV before passing out.
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« Reply #7208 on: September 13, 2017, 11:54:14 AM »

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I'm not starving, but I knew that it wasn't healthy. It's exactly why I used to smoke. Now, I just have a beer with a meal, because I don't want to get caught with weed in Texas. I just don't get hungry unless I push myself physically from skateboarding or running. Also, I really can't force myself to eat when I'm not hungry, or I end up feeling like shit...then pass out for a couple hours. t's not really an issue because I skate for 2 hours, walk dogs for 1-3 hours and run for 1-2 hours a day. I was probably trying to subconsciously justify buying weed. When I'm sober and doing work on a computer for 12 hours a day, I don't get hungry or have much desire to do anything other than watch TV before passing out.

I know that feeling Pigeon, I'm in the same boat with no paddle. I can barely eat after coming out of the hospital & really have to force myself to eat even when I don't want to. I definitely justify my marijuana smoking due to this (although I don't always partake in the reef), it does help calm my stomach so I can eat without feeling like I'm going to throw up. Eating little definitely presents problems with physical health, making myself feel weak, leading to headaches & nausea. Trying to do better everyday, eat better, drink lots of water & cut all the crap out (although I do enjoy a soda here & there); I keep sober though besides the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

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« Reply #7209 on: September 13, 2017, 12:55:57 PM »

jeesh! were you shooting it? did you take it to not get dopesick or for diarreah? least you survived but that's gnarly. in response to youtube, i don't smoke weed, i just grow it. i made some joints outta male plants to puff on but they don't get you high, they're like movie cigs.
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« Reply #7210 on: September 13, 2017, 09:39:07 PM »

Lot of sad posts in here. Like I said, the side affects of your eating habits, or lack therof, will fuck up your testoteron and your healing process. Please eat as much as you can, I don't care if you feel like it or not.
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« Reply #7211 on: September 14, 2017, 02:34:43 AM »

Seriously you can't function properly without fueling the tank boys, get it into you.
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« Reply #7212 on: September 16, 2017, 11:25:36 AM »

I thought I already hit a low point in life but I just hit an even lower point. I've recently given up drugs, except for caffeine. Alcohol is literally one of the worst drugs. Countless times, I've seen it ruin other people's lives but I never learned from their mistakes. Now that it's affected the lives of people that I care about, I see how my decisions have negative consequences on others, as well as myself. I've done my best to make amends and there's no benefit in dwelling on the past...I've learned from my mistakes and am doing my best to better myself as a person. I have to create long-term goals, aside from short-term goals, with set dates. Also, I need to work on my: speech, self-esteem, time management, communication, diet, exercise, and impulse. When I'm feeling bummed, I'm going to just go skate, instead of getting caught back in the cycle. If I'm injured or some shit, I'm going to read or learn any topic that I'm interested in. I've already cut off TV and movies to spend my time more wisely. There's a decent chance that's I can die from a car crash, get stabbed by a bum or even get hit by a bus. Life is shorter than people realize, and I want to utilize my time as efficiently as possible. I'm the back of my head, I've always thought that I wouldn't be getting fucked up if I was truly happy. I don't want a therapist or any help. It's something that's I want to deal with by me self. Hopefully, when I sort everything out, I'll be a stronger, more mature and self-reliant person. I already know what I want to make me happy isn't much, and is very reasonable, as well as attainable. /rant
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« Reply #7213 on: September 16, 2017, 03:28:30 PM »

i mentally plug my nose around poor people
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« Reply #7214 on: September 16, 2017, 05:23:25 PM »

I do around handicapped people
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« Reply #7215 on: September 19, 2017, 12:13:26 PM »

three weeks ago I jerked off in a bathroom stall at the MGM Grand while drinking a pina colada. AMA

Did you put the drink down while you jerked? What was the inspiration for the masturbation? Alcoholic or not?

Why didnt you just use the liquid courage to find yourself a nice sex partner and fuck her/him in the hotel?

I set the drink down. But I'm not sure if that was the best idea, I don't know how clean those floors are.

My girlfriend and I already had sex that day, I was in there to poop and it just happened.

Did you poop and jerk off the same time? Or did you jerk off first then poop or poop first then jerk off?

Which end would you prefer?

poop, wipe, jerk, in that order.

yo, youre playing a dangerous game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA
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« Reply #7216 on: September 19, 2017, 01:13:47 PM »

If you jerk - poop - wipe you could accidentally transfer some jizz onto your butthole and then if you died of a heart attack before you finished the coroner would tell your mom you had jizz on your butthole.
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« Reply #7217 on: September 19, 2017, 03:43:00 PM »

jeesh! were you shooting it? did you take it to not get dopesick or for diarreah? least you survived but that's gnarly. in response to youtube, i don't smoke weed, i just grow it. i made some joints outta male plants to puff on but they don't get you high, they're like movie cigs.

Nah no oil rigging, was taking upwards of 200+ a day, stealing them in mass quantity from various Walmart's; it was a full-bore problem that only the junkiest of the junk would stoop to. The whole point was to bind up some receptors in my tummy-tum so I could achieve no stomach issues, there is NO high involved other than maybe a placebo, despite the rumors they're telling down at the local box socials around town. I knew it carried a high-risk of problems to the ol' ticker, but I've never been one to heed warnings from non-believers. Kevin Michael summed it up best, "Live Fast, Die Fast"; the old adage of truth ladies & gentlemen. Hope things be good up in Graf Holler my boy, back to skate the HF with ya' Tits & Dirtnek coming out of left field; sober like a cobra on Valentines Day.
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« Reply #7218 on: September 19, 2017, 04:39:01 PM »

If you jerk - poop - wipe you could accidentally transfer some jizz onto your butthole and then if you died of a heart attack before you finished the coroner would tell your mom you had jizz on your butthole.
This is more appropriate for, "Things You Pondered Today," but an interesting subject.

When people die, don't they empty all the shit from their intestines? So, wouldn't all the post-mortem excrement expel the semen? There could be a trace amount left, but I doubt the coroner would tell your mom unless it was someone else's.
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« Reply #7219 on: September 20, 2017, 05:28:39 AM »

jeesh! were you shooting it? did you take it to not get dopesick or for diarreah? least you survived but that's gnarly. in response to youtube, i don't smoke weed, i just grow it. i made some joints outta male plants to puff on but they don't get you high, they're like movie cigs.

Nah no oil rigging, was taking upwards of 200+ a day, stealing them in mass quantity from various Walmart's; it was a full-bore problem that only the junkiest of the junk would stoop to. The whole point was to bind up some receptors in my tummy-tum so I could achieve no stomach issues, there is NO high involved other than maybe a placebo, despite the rumors they're telling down at the local box socials around town. I knew it carried a high-risk of problems to the ol' ticker, but I've never been one to heed warnings from non-believers. Kevin Michael summed it up best, "Live Fast, Die Fast"; the old adage of truth ladies & gentlemen. Hope things be good up in Graf Holler my boy, back to skate the HF with ya' Tits & Dirtnek coming out of left field; sober like a cobra on Valentines Day.
bad story but glad ya came out the other side. i had a stroke in mexico that one time and i didn't even realize it til yrs later. we're skaters, we're tough. i thought i had hit a nerve that made my arm quasi-paralyzed for about 6 stressful wks [i was catching trains switch as a result and my fighting stance looked wack as fuck].
i cut dirtnek outta my life but if you wanna skate HF, help build a spot, run the courthouse or whatever i'm getting it in. the holler is good, i gotta get a new gf to help me tend the land and i wanna make an agriculture collective but baby steps....
don't base your life on jesus christ quotes, he wasn't a happy man [i fuck w/ his country album though].
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« Reply #7220 on: September 20, 2017, 06:17:38 AM »

i was catching trains switch as a result
Duuuuuuuude, this is one of the most awkward things.
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« Reply #7221 on: September 22, 2017, 01:11:01 PM »

I check medicine cabinets at any given chance.
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« Reply #7222 on: September 22, 2017, 09:36:29 PM »

I got stuck in between doors on BART fifteen minutes ago...I've been doing stupid shit since I went sober, probably because I'm more cautious when I'm fucked up.
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