The great "What would you do for a million bucks?" game!

[poopmonkey]

I play this with my friends all the time. Would you do any of these things for a million bucks? No questions asked, no social media coverage of any of it, unless noted.

- Beat up a random 5 year old kid (he'll have at least 2 black eyes, broken nose and a limp for a few weeks)
- Make out with a gay dude in a non-gay club for half an hour and give him a handjob in the bathroom
- Get puked in your mouth by a hobo (swallowing encouraged, not mandatory)
- Have sex with a dog
- Watch your parents have sex for 2 hours, including anal and cumshot

Feel free to make up other challenges and amounts of money accordingly

[Hercules Rockefeller]

specify which one would be the penetrator in the dog scenario.

also, my race of choice? i mean, a well costumed poodle might look like a small girl.

[poopmonkey]

specify which one would be the penetrator in the dog scenario.

also, my race of choice? i mean, a well costumed poodle might look like a small girl.

Good questions. You will be the on that is penetrated, but you can choose the race. he will also not cum inside you

[Monty Burns]

Work hard and save money with a good accountant  ?

[bentmode]

Beat up the 5 year old hobos parents who are vomiting in each others mouths while getting fucked by dogs.

[chockfullofthat]

1,000,000 dollars?  What is this the 1970's? 




....I'll pick the gay one or the puke one.

[busey]

2 Chicks at the same time

[GAY]

I'd fuck that hasty ho that was in those Zoo York videos. Yuck!

[HATE!]

Punch your mother as hard as you can, in the face.  Like hard enough to break a nose and loosen teeth.

Blow a dude in front of your dad.

Eat a fresh pile of shit (however you get three toppings to disguise the taste- what are your toppings?)

[Mouth]

Eat everything served at a 9-course Chinese wedding banquet.

[layzieyez]

Lie about what I would do on the internet.

[Fongstarr.]

1,000,000 dollars??  What is this the 1970's?? 




....I'll pick the gay one or the puke one.

Austin Powers - 100 billion dollars	Small | Large

[ThugWaffle]

Punch your mother as hard as you can, in the face.  Like hard enough to break a nose and loosen teeth.

Blow a dude in front of your dad.

Eat a fresh pile of shit (however you get three toppings to disguise the taste- what are your toppings?)

Chicken, marinara sauce and cheese. That should disguise it or make it taste like shit even worse.

[frisco]

Work hard and save money with a good accountant� ?

No, through savings and wise investments - The Simpson	Small | Large

[pugmaster]

For one million dollars I would disappoint myself, and my family in whatever way necessary.

[Dontfearthereefer]

For one million dollars I would disappoint myself, and my family in whatever way necessary.

pretty much

[jack burton]

^That way they don't ask for any.

[L33Tg33k]

I have yet to see a thing I wouldn't do. My mother would force me to do all the things listed in a row for a million dollars.

[poopmonkey]

how about:
- not using any electricity for 5 years?
- eat out your own mom (she must climax and might beg for you to do it again later on)
- not talk for 2 years
- no sex for 5 years
- Have your dick shortened by 2,5 inches

[MFLUDER]

Would you cut off your own ring finger from the top knuckle? You can get super wasted and coked up and your friend who is a street surgeon is present should things go bad. I just think that is kinda realistic and I would totally do it for a million bucks. Probably heaps less.

[ROCKxADIO420]

Eat a fresh pile of shit (however you get three toppings to disguise the taste- what are your toppings?)

sriracha, piss, and puke.

[L33Tg33k]

how about:
- not using any electricity for 5 years?
- eat out your own mom (she must climax and might beg for you to do it again later on)
- not talk for 2 years
- no sex for 5 years
- Have your dick shortened by 2,5 inches

There's no god damn way I can do the first one. I don't think I can do the second one. Maybe if the money was in my face I could get through it, but I doubt it. I've already not talked for a year before so I know I can do that for a fact. No sex? So the same thing I've been doing my entire life. Easy. My dick size doesn't really matter as I don't use it for anything except pissing and masturbating.

[brycickle]

Blow a dude in front of your dad.

No dad! I'm not queer, I'm 'trait! Da queers blow me!

[MuchasGracias]

I would kill my mums two cats and my dads dog for one million dollars. Then leave the country leaving half of the money left in my parents bank accounts. I'm not joking.

[poopmonkey]

Who would eat the exact same meal for dinner every day for 10 years? You can choose what it is, limited to 1 course, no desert!

[Merked]

Who would eat the exact same meal for dinner every day for 10 years? You can choose what it is, limited to 1 course, no desert!

This is the worst one I have read so far.

[ChillMurray]

Who would eat the exact same meal for dinner every day for 10 years? You can choose what it is, limited to 1 course, no desert!

This would be too easy. I already eat peanut butter sandwiches everyday for lunch so I think I could convert that to dinner pretty easily. Wouldn't complain about being fed pesto foccacia everyday either..

[Merked]

Who would eat the exact same meal for dinner every day for 10 years? You can choose what it is, limited to 1 course, no desert!

This would be too easy. I already eat peanut butter sandwiches everyday for lunch so I think I could convert that to dinner pretty easily. Wouldn't complain about being fed pesto foccacia everyday either..

I don't know about that mah dude...  You should try it.

[skate_bored]

id do a lot for a million dollars, shame washes away after a couple showers and a few beers.

in fact i just googled "who will pay me to cut off my pinky"....no dice.