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« Reply #17760 on: June 27, 2012, 04:07:08 PM »


But I'd still smash.
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« Reply #17761 on: June 27, 2012, 09:16:53 PM »


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« Reply #17762 on: June 27, 2012, 09:24:36 PM »

Hearing my mother walking upstairs to my room, I tell my girlfriend to start dressing all fast (as we were just doing the grownup) and my mom comes in and whatnot. Asks us if we want to eat. We were like yeah yeah let's go! "queef". The whole room was silent. Mom asks me "did you fart Jon? Damn it be a gentlem... "queef" "queef queef queef" and endlessly would not stop queefing. My girlfriend was so embarassed but damn it that had me laughing so bad today. oh man, little things like that just make my life that much better.
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« Reply #17763 on: June 27, 2012, 10:12:41 PM »

Did your mom figure out it was her?
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« Reply #17764 on: June 27, 2012, 10:49:15 PM »

Beauty and the BEAT!
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« Reply #17765 on: June 27, 2012, 11:12:16 PM »



Somebody get Seth Mcfarlan, Tina Fey, The Rza, Kanye, and Matt and Trey from South Park all in a room and turn this into a full length movie.
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« Reply #17766 on: June 27, 2012, 11:21:35 PM »

Did your mom figure out it was her?
Yup haha. She was like "man.. you guys have too much fun don't you?"
man that was great haha
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« Reply #17767 on: June 28, 2012, 02:20:26 AM »

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« Reply #17768 on: June 28, 2012, 02:36:47 AM »

"Just cruising in circles, listening to some Zepplin"

Did one of those kids say "That's awesome, you don't get to see that every day." after a families house burned down?

Made me laugh.
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« Reply #17769 on: June 28, 2012, 02:41:56 AM »

Parning
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« Reply #17770 on: June 28, 2012, 03:33:35 AM »

LiveLeak.com - Grandfather smokes some good weed!!! Small | Large
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« Reply #17772 on: June 28, 2012, 10:12:48 AM »




Wellllll shit, I'm most of these
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« Reply #17773 on: June 28, 2012, 11:13:57 AM »

In that case, don't even bother trying to repent. You're fucked!!
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« Reply #17774 on: June 28, 2012, 11:16:41 AM »

a head of the church in austria told fellow christians to pray for the souls of the people that go to a metal festival here.
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« Reply #17775 on: June 28, 2012, 11:52:18 AM »

The head of accounting at my job is super conservative, and said today and I quote "Well, Obamacare passed. Time to pack the bags and head to Canada."  Cheesy
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« Reply #17776 on: June 28, 2012, 12:02:34 PM »

Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
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« Reply #17777 on: June 28, 2012, 12:30:58 PM »

The head of accounting at my job is super conservative, and said today and I quote "Well, Obamacare passed. Time to pack the bags and head to Canada."  Cheesy
I work in a building with an insurance agency. They're all acting like drama queens about it. Fucking divas.
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« Reply #17778 on: June 28, 2012, 12:37:04 PM »

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« Reply #17779 on: June 28, 2012, 02:28:27 PM »

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« Reply #17780 on: June 28, 2012, 04:57:37 PM »



An orange, the Darkstar video.  Two things that don't matter.
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« Reply #17781 on: June 28, 2012, 10:52:39 PM »

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« Reply #17782 on: June 29, 2012, 03:19:27 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJ_A74MEDU&feature=player_embedded#!

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« Reply #17783 on: June 29, 2012, 09:58:41 AM »

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« Reply #17784 on: June 29, 2012, 12:49:30 PM »

The head of accounting at my job is super conservative, and said today and I quote "Well, Obamacare passed. Time to pack the bags and head to Canada."  Cheesy
I work in a building with an insurance agency. They're all acting like drama queens about it. Fucking divas.

it bummed out a shit ton of people in Canada too. they all have to find a new thing to form a superiority complex over america for
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« Reply #17785 on: June 29, 2012, 03:29:55 PM »

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« Reply #17786 on: June 29, 2012, 04:43:59 PM »

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« Reply #17787 on: June 29, 2012, 05:25:16 PM »

this made me giggle a bit

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« Reply #17788 on: June 29, 2012, 07:13:50 PM »

anderson cooper is a bitch
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« Reply #17789 on: June 29, 2012, 08:12:47 PM »

How insane this spot is in real life
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