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« Reply #11520 on: March 21, 2012, 08:16:59 AM »
This should probably be in Stupid Shit You've Done...  But I came home wasted last night, threw a little fit because I was sick of my roomie's freeloading gf, got in a big argument and now he's moving out.  It kills me that I can't control my fuckin emotions, and end up in really shitty scenarios because of it.
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« Reply #11521 on: March 21, 2012, 12:11:16 PM »
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"Lunatic in my evolution class asking the most absurd question and gets angar when the Prof (Dr. Kajiura) doesn't know how to answer it.

Context: The slide we were on just before was about Female Sexual Selection. For instance, female peacocks have selection in their mates, preferring the males with the bigger train of feathers.. Somehow she went off on some tangent with a question about how does Evolution play a role in the killing of all black people...

Dr. Kajiura tried to answer her question even though he had no idea what she was talking about. She repeated her question 4-5 more times and it turned into this craziness you see here... Clearly, this person has some SERIOUS emotional issues within herself and the discussion of PEACOCKS was the catalyst to the unleashing of this insanity.

She was escorted out of class and I heard she was tasered and arrested by the police. Today was our review day before a test on Thursday and students were getting irritated by her wasting our time. No one understood what her point was... Craziest thing I've ever seen.

Apparently natural selection doesn't remove crazy from the population."
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« Reply #11522 on: March 21, 2012, 02:41:09 PM »
Quote from: NickDagger on March 21, 2012, 12:11:16 PM
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Video by Rachel Bustamante (originally posted to Facebook).

"Lunatic in my evolution class asking the most absurd question and gets angar when the Prof (Dr. Kajiura) doesn't know how to answer it.

Context: The slide we were on just before was about Female Sexual Selection. For instance, female peacocks have selection in their mates, preferring the males with the bigger train of feathers.. Somehow she went off on some tangent with a question about how does Evolution play a role in the killing of all black people...

Dr. Kajiura tried to answer her question even though he had no idea what she was talking about. She repeated her question 4-5 more times and it turned into this craziness you see here... Clearly, this person has some SERIOUS emotional issues within herself and the discussion of PEACOCKS was the catalyst to the unleashing of this insanity.

She was escorted out of class and I heard she was tasered and arrested by the police. Today was our review day before a test on Thursday and students were getting irritated by her wasting our time. No one understood what her point was... Craziest thing I've ever seen.

Apparently natural selection doesn't remove crazy from the population."



Maybe this hell of a bitch got something veery confused about Hitler's justification of the Holocaust by misinterpreting the evolutionary theory...
luckily there is still a social selection in our society.
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« Reply #11523 on: March 22, 2012, 09:24:58 AM »
I'm only off two days this week and both days it has rained.
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« Reply #11524 on: March 22, 2012, 09:46:28 AM »
fear, miscommunication, and pride
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« Reply #11525 on: March 22, 2012, 09:48:33 AM »
I'm psyched that I am 32 years old and still wear a 32" waist in my pants.  I am not psyched on the fact that I FEEL fat after eating and drinking certain things.  It's fucking gross and it bums me out.  Thinking of quitting on beer and switching to just liquor and wine too.
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« Reply #11526 on: March 22, 2012, 10:04:09 AM »
Quote from: HATE! on March 22, 2012, 09:48:33 AM
I'm psyched that I am 32 years old and still wear a 32" waist in my pants.  I am not psyched on the fact that I FEEL fat after eating and drinking certain things.  It's fucking gross and it bums me out.  Thinking of quitting on beer and switching to just liquor and wine too.

I only drink beer when I'm out trying to sustain a long night of drinking now. But I drink wine every night and it's totally the way to go. Especially if you live near a Trader Joe's.
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« Reply #11527 on: March 22, 2012, 10:14:33 AM »
Got a small tear in my rotator cuff. I get hurt too fucking much.


Quote from: HATE! on March 22, 2012, 09:48:33 AM
I'm psyched that I am 32 years old and still wear a 32" waist in my pants.  I am not psyched on the fact that I FEEL fat after eating and drinking certain things.  It's fucking gross and it bums me out.  Thinking of quitting on beer and switching to just liquor and wine too.

Dude, you've got 5 years on me, but I'm in the same boat. I was rocking a size 36 a few years ago and now i'm down to a 31-32 waist, like I was in high school. It feels great.

the fat feeling is the worst. I'm a skinny dude and even after i eat a decent meal my stomach visibly expands. It's so shitty. What is cool though, is that once i wake up in the morning and move around I feel fine.
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« Reply #11528 on: March 22, 2012, 10:46:09 AM »
All humans are lactose intolerant to one degree or another whether they like to admit it or not.  I'm a vegetarian and my wife and I grow a nice percentage of our food for a suburban household, but I still eat cheese and yogurt and put milk on my cereal and between that and the small amount times we go out to eat, I just feel gross.  I know it's because I am not used to eating like that all the time, but I fucking don't get how people eat like that.
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« Reply #11529 on: March 22, 2012, 09:37:16 PM »
I guess it doesn't help that cheese is so fucking delicious. It's a sacrifice I'm always willing to make.
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« Reply #11530 on: March 23, 2012, 02:36:14 AM »
Quote from: brycickle on March 22, 2012, 09:37:16 PM
I guess it doesn't help that cheese is so fucking delicious. It's a sacrifice I'm always willing to make.

I just discovered this stout cheese that is made with stout beer too.  Why?!
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« Reply #11531 on: March 23, 2012, 06:45:15 AM »
I'm pretty tired of the fucking Loiter Squad ads all over this site. I already thought the show would be lame because of who it's about, and I can't help but feel the show's gonna be a less thought-out version of Tim and Eric.
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« Reply #11532 on: March 23, 2012, 09:00:49 AM »
Quote from: HATE! on March 23, 2012, 02:36:14 AM
Quote from: brycickle on March 22, 2012, 09:37:16 PM
I guess it doesn't help that cheese is so fucking delicious. It's a sacrifice I'm always willing to make.


I just discovered this stout cheese that is made with stout beer too.?  Why?!


Not to worry HATE you can still stick to wine and spirits and enjoy some of the finest cheeses known to man.





Temptation is everywhere!

ps. I think we should start a cheese thread if such a thing does not already exist somewhere in the depths.
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« Reply #11533 on: March 23, 2012, 05:59:55 PM »
I heard some helicopters outside and thought It was some crazy military exercise, as I was turning to sprint to the door I slammed my knee into the chair next to me. It feels as fucked up as it was a few years ago, water balloon size. It turns out they're filming for The Bachelorette down the road.
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« Reply #11534 on: March 23, 2012, 06:44:15 PM »
Just rolled my ankle.  It's been awhile since I've had an ankle injury and I forgot how much it sucks! 
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« Reply #11535 on: March 23, 2012, 11:03:01 PM »
Its been 9 weeks since my hip surgery and the pain has not stopped. Being in constant pain is a bit discouraging.
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« Reply #11536 on: March 24, 2012, 10:47:49 AM »
Hit my head pretty good yesterday.  The most basic tricks on a mini ramp always fuck you up the most.
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« Reply #11537 on: March 24, 2012, 04:28:01 PM »
Saw a guy delivering pizza on a longboard today, mongo and everything Undecided
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« Reply #11538 on: March 25, 2012, 09:00:01 AM »
Quote from: Pippen on March 24, 2012, 04:28:01 PM
Saw a guy delivering pizza on a longboard today, mongo and everything Undecided


Hahaha you should've ran out and thrown a stick in his path so he'd fall down.  Then when dropped the pizza, stomp on it.
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« Reply #11539 on: March 25, 2012, 09:14:03 AM »
Quote from: HATE! on March 25, 2012, 09:00:01 AM
Quote from: Pippen on March 24, 2012, 04:28:01 PM
Saw a guy delivering pizza on a longboard today, mongo and everything Undecided


Hahaha you should've ran out and thrown a stick in his path so he'd fall down.  Then when dropped the pizza, stomp on eat it.
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« Reply #11540 on: March 25, 2012, 09:15:49 AM »
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Quote from: HATE! on March 25, 2012, 09:00:01 AM
Quote from: Pippen on March 24, 2012, 04:28:01 PM
Saw a guy delivering pizza on a longboard today, mongo and everything Undecided


Hahaha you should've ran out and thrown a stick in his path so he'd fall down.  Then when dropped the pizza, stomp on eat it.

OR stomp on it and make him eat it like a true badass.
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« Reply #11541 on: March 25, 2012, 09:29:54 AM »
Quote from: HATE! on March 25, 2012, 09:15:49 AM
Quote from: Ripped Laces on March 25, 2012, 09:14:03 AM
Quote from: HATE! on March 25, 2012, 09:00:01 AM
Quote from: Pippen on March 24, 2012, 04:28:01 PM
Saw a guy delivering pizza on a longboard today, mongo and everything Undecided


Hahaha you should've ran out and thrown a stick in his path so he'd fall down.  Then when dropped the pizza, stomp on eat it.

OR stomp on it and make him eat it like a true badass red blooded American.
That long boarder had it coming.
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« Reply #11542 on: March 25, 2012, 09:35:26 AM »
Plus if you can focus one of those flexible ass longboards you can totally pinch hit for Lurker Lou on OIAM.
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« Reply #11543 on: March 25, 2012, 10:55:58 AM »
Shaved off my beard and mustach today . The beard was abit crappy , spotty in some places . But the mustach was a work of art , magnum PI style

looked in the mirror and I was 10 years younger without it .
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« Reply #11544 on: March 25, 2012, 12:47:06 PM »
this shit made me sick to my stomach......
http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/
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« Reply #11545 on: March 25, 2012, 01:05:21 PM »
Spring is already over in Louisiana.  Fucking hotter than shit.  Can't wait to move on Friday.
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« Reply #11546 on: March 25, 2012, 02:49:32 PM »
Quote from: the whompler on March 25, 2012, 12:47:06 PM
this shit made me sick to my stomach......
http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/

What the fuck...that was terrible to see. Why would I watch that
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« Reply #11547 on: March 25, 2012, 06:22:53 PM »
got a call this morning telling me how one of my best friends died ina car accident.
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« Reply #11548 on: March 26, 2012, 06:48:55 AM »
Quote from: DaSk8D00D on March 25, 2012, 06:22:53 PM
got a call this morning telling me how one of my best friends died ina car accident.

I actually did too. Shits rough man.
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For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

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« Reply #11549 on: March 26, 2012, 07:50:01 AM »
Fuck, that's awful guys.  You hear about shit like this way too often.  Probably half the reason I rarely accept rides down home.  Hope all those affected can be strong and support each other through it.  Vehicles aren't toys, everyone be careful out there.
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