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« Reply #30 on: April 13, 2012, 12:25:09 AM »
The only cool thing about this lame ass party is the free 40.oz and corndogs, SLAP entertains me more, shit. I want to be drnk not buzzzed.
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« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2012, 07:22:16 PM »
drunk as fuck on gin tonic.

its a good thing.

googled "gin tonic" and found this pic.  it sucks.
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« Reply #32 on: April 14, 2012, 08:31:28 PM »
Drunk with Mexican Spaniard in Kansas City, son.

He is hitting on old ladies.  Not cougars, old.... fucking..
.. ladies.
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« Reply #33 on: April 15, 2012, 01:46:42 AM »
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwr
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look I never said it was ok but chill man tis all cool just havin some fun.
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« Reply #34 on: April 15, 2012, 10:04:11 AM »
Quote from: realitycontrol on April 13, 2012, 12:22:18 AM
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Oh man! Takes me back to summer of  95,  We just finished up writing a script for an episode of "Monty". We wrapped up with drinks and music  at a place call the Caribou inn In Los Angeles. I was accompanied by Two highly educated writers Richard Watkins and Hal Lesirinio. Drinks were on me, girls , dancing, the whole deal. I remember the second when this song came on I linked eyes with Rich and we just knew. I followed him to the center of the dance floor and dance like I've never danced before.

I ended up at a Hilton Hotel downtown L.A, my thoughts a mile away and three feminine escorts  at my beckoning call. I can
now say I'm a changed man, I have a beautiful wife and a daughter named Cleo. The fast times are behind me, now I'm behind the lense more often directing. Look out for the new movie "The Iceman" coming 2013, also Madagascar 3.
             

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« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2012, 08:25:45 PM »
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« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2012, 06:05:13 PM »
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« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2012, 05:32:11 PM »
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on April 30, 2012, 06:05:13 PM
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Blink 182 is one of those bands I've deserved to die driving fuck ass full car load wasted to a lot of times in younger days.
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« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2012, 05:35:34 PM »
Quote from: Mundungus on May 03, 2012, 05:32:11 PM
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on April 30, 2012, 06:05:13 PM
Blink-182 - Cheshire cat (Full Album)


Blink 182 is one of those bands I've deserved to die driving fuck ass full car load wasted to a lot of times in younger days.


lol, classic drunk post!
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« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2012, 06:02:22 PM »
Shiraz ftw.
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« Reply #40 on: May 04, 2012, 09:00:02 PM »
Drunk right now and just got struck by lightning.
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« Reply #41 on: May 07, 2012, 01:15:22 AM »
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« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2012, 06:45:47 PM »
because fuck you that's why
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« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2012, 08:20:02 PM »
fuck yall
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« Reply #44 on: May 24, 2012, 08:23:01 PM »
first time getting drunk since the new year and imn feeling good

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« Reply #45 on: May 25, 2012, 08:31:41 PM »
I loathe you all
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« Reply #46 on: May 25, 2012, 08:35:55 PM »
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« Reply #47 on: May 26, 2012, 09:37:17 AM »
I'm drunk from last night still at 1245 getting my oil changed while the backstreet boys are playing on the radio
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« Reply #48 on: May 28, 2012, 01:14:52 PM »
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« Reply #49 on: May 31, 2012, 08:28:18 PM »
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when that alcohol hit I'm feelin good #drunkatwork #pinotnoir
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« Reply #50 on: June 01, 2012, 08:09:22 PM »
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« Reply #51 on: June 01, 2012, 09:33:44 PM »
Woke up still drunk , got work soon . STOKED
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« Reply #52 on: June 06, 2012, 10:09:35 PM »
joined a bicycle gang called the Electric Pythons... not even mad
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« Reply #53 on: June 07, 2012, 03:47:58 AM »
I find it to be hilarious that everyone starts talking like they're black when they're drunk, and the people that are black get even blacker when drunk. Yes I'm that quiet guy in the corner drinking all your beers, hush. It's not my fault your girl wants to fuck me.




First beer down. It is now 6:46 in the a.m. I just woke up I'll keep you guys posted. Over and out.



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« Reply #54 on: June 07, 2012, 04:28:43 AM »
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« Reply #55 on: June 07, 2012, 09:10:03 AM »
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on April 30, 2012, 06:05:13 PM
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Whoa...takes me back...Remember when MTV had that Sports and Music Festival back in like 96? That's when I thought Blink 182 was cool...

Thanks for the Nostalgia, Rusty - I'm getting drunk tonight off of Yuenglings in honor of your post.

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« Reply #56 on: June 08, 2012, 09:44:22 PM »
im sitting in my dark room drinking a beer, nothin too exciting
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« Reply #57 on: June 12, 2012, 09:48:50 PM »
Fuck Bitches, Get Money... do you fuck bitches and get money or do you disregard females and then get money...?
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« Reply #58 on: June 13, 2012, 10:36:06 PM »
God bless $1 beer night.
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« Reply #59 on: June 13, 2012, 11:27:38 PM »
I'm uncomfortably wasted listening to the minutemen..

Lurking slap cause..

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