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« Reply #450 on: January 29, 2012, 08:32:34 PM »
When did "finna" become so popular, and why do people say it when they're speaking? I always thought it was just a mistyping of "gonna".
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« Reply #451 on: February 06, 2012, 03:18:32 AM »
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Why is a blowjob called a blowjob ? while there could be some blowing going on , its more of a sucking and licking thing no ?

Because you 'blow' your load when the 'job' is done.?  I thought that was fairly obvious.

Haha with that logic there would be no difference between a handy and a blowy  Roll Eyes
Blow job is a bastardization of it's previous name a "below job". Don't know where I heard that but I do remember learning this at some point.
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« Reply #452 on: February 06, 2012, 04:31:39 AM »
remember in high school when you used to hear about those chicks who gave someone head for the first time and would just blow air onto their dick? that shit was hilarious.
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« Reply #453 on: February 06, 2012, 05:34:03 AM »
Quote from: frank gerwer's nose on January 29, 2012, 08:32:34 PM
When did "finna" become so popular, and why do people say it when they're speaking? I always thought it was just a mistyping of "gonna".
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« Reply #454 on: February 13, 2012, 10:35:52 PM »
Do you ever make a post and think to yourself "yep, can't run for city council anymore" or be any sort of public figure, or leader? Then again Robert Byrd was in the KKK, Obama freebased, etc, ect.
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« Reply #455 on: February 13, 2012, 11:52:43 PM »
Quote from: happenstance on February 13, 2012, 10:35:52 PM
Do you ever make a post and think to yourself "yep, can't run for city council anymore" or be any sort of public figure, or leader? Then again Robert Byrd was in the KKK, Obama freebased, etc, ect.

as in like...freebasing coke?
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« Reply #456 on: February 13, 2012, 11:55:55 PM »
Quote from: Archie Bunker on February 13, 2012, 11:52:43 PM
Quote from: happenstance on February 13, 2012, 10:35:52 PM
Do you ever make a post and think to yourself "yep, can't run for city council anymore" or be any sort of public figure, or leader? Then again Robert Byrd was in the KKK, Obama freebased, etc, ect.


as in like...freebasing coke?

Yep.
Edit: Did I imagine that? I swear I heard that multiple times. I can't find an article.
Nevermind, he snorted coke.
http://www.obamapedia.org/page/Barack+Obama's+Drug+Use
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« Reply #457 on: February 18, 2012, 03:26:29 AM »
why aren't there any public boarding schools?
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« Reply #458 on: February 18, 2012, 05:06:59 AM »
Quote from: David on February 18, 2012, 03:26:29 AM
why aren't there any public boarding schools?

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« Reply #459 on: February 18, 2012, 10:12:33 AM »
Never mind. Turns out there are. And I'm a lazy bastard.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1887875,00.html

http://www.boarding-school-directory.com/boarding-school-types/public-residential/
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« Reply #460 on: February 20, 2012, 12:41:39 AM »
As a white guy, what am I allowed to call this song?

Jay-z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris [ Video] - Watch The Throne
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« Reply #461 on: February 20, 2012, 02:50:02 PM »
I'm seeing this girl who has celiac's disease. Not sure where I can take her to get lunch. I've looked into which foods are safe but it is a very narrow list..
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« Reply #462 on: February 20, 2012, 03:13:12 PM »
Quote from: pappalardospizza on February 20, 2012, 02:50:02 PM
I'm seeing this girl who has celiac's disease. Not sure where I can take her to get lunch. I've looked into which foods are safe but it is a very narrow list..

Maybe ask her if she has a favorite restaurant that works with her diet? That way, at least you'll come across as concerned and thinking about her and it'll buy you some time to find out some more info on what she can/can't eat.
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« Reply #463 on: February 20, 2012, 03:18:48 PM »
I used to work at a cafe that catered to gluten free folks. I don't know where abouts in the world you are, but your best bet will be looking for health food places. Any places that offers vegan, raw, or health food should be able to provide a gluten free option. Also, while looking at gluten free diet wiki, I found this. "Most products manufactured for Passover are gluten free." So maybe harness your inner jew.
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« Reply #464 on: February 20, 2012, 03:39:56 PM »
has anyone on here ever sat down to take a dump, and go to pee not realizing there dick was resting on the front of the toilet seat and pissed all over the toilet, floor, and their pants??
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« Reply #465 on: February 20, 2012, 04:03:21 PM »
Quote from: ROCKxADIO420 on February 06, 2012, 05:34:03 AM
Quote from: frank gerwer's nose on January 29, 2012, 08:32:34 PM
When did "finna" become so popular, and why do people say it when they're speaking? I always thought it was just a mistyping of "gonna".
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im fittin tuh go to sleep


im finna go sleep

Always thought it was I'm fixing to do whatever
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« Reply #466 on: February 20, 2012, 04:11:14 PM »
Quote from: friendly dave on February 20, 2012, 03:18:48 PM
I used to work at a cafe that catered to gluten free folks. I don't know where abouts in the world you are, but your best bet will be looking for health food places. Any places that offers vegan, raw, or health food should be able to provide a gluten free option. Also, while looking at gluten free diet wiki, I found this. "Most products manufactured for Passover are gluten free." So maybe harness your inner jew.
Problem is that most product made for passover taste like cardboard, if you want to keep her go with the health food advice!
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« Reply #467 on: February 20, 2012, 06:34:00 PM »
Quote from: Jack Klompis on February 20, 2012, 03:39:56 PM
has anyone on here ever sat down to take a dump, and go to pee not realizing there dick was resting on the front of the toilet seat and pissed all over the toilet, floor, and their pants??

done this many a times, can be very frustrating
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« Reply #468 on: February 20, 2012, 06:53:39 PM »
Quote from: oyolar on February 20, 2012, 12:41:39 AM
As a white guy, what am I allowed to call this song?

Jay-z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris [ Video] - Watch The Throne
Brothas in Paris.
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« Reply #469 on: February 20, 2012, 09:29:07 PM »
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« Reply #470 on: February 21, 2012, 12:32:10 AM »
African American males making love to Ms. Hilton.
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« Reply #471 on: February 21, 2012, 01:19:52 PM »
With the threads currently being dominated by hate for all of the shitty new posters, there has been a lack of traditional hate that I had grown accustomed to.

When was the last time someone bitched about Chaz Ortiz, or any of the other standards?  It's been weeks.  Is this good or bad? 

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« Reply #472 on: February 21, 2012, 01:23:56 PM »
Been wondering how long before the media decides to shit all over that Lin dude.
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« Reply #473 on: February 21, 2012, 03:19:47 PM »
Quote from: Useful Idiot on February 21, 2012, 01:23:56 PM
Been wondering how long before the media decides to shit all over that Lin dude.
2 shitty games and its over
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« Reply #474 on: February 28, 2012, 01:13:42 PM »
Cannibal Corpse.
Do they mean the corpse of a cannibal or the corpse of someone eaten/killed by a cannibal?
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« Reply #475 on: February 28, 2012, 04:01:09 PM »
Why can't the movie "Scanners" be real?
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« Reply #476 on: February 28, 2012, 04:11:22 PM »
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« Reply #477 on: February 28, 2012, 11:40:38 PM »
How do people still watch the news seriously? I guess Alec Baldwin being in the headlines all day for getting kicked off a plane could be news to some people.. or most.
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« Reply #478 on: February 29, 2012, 05:55:05 PM »
Fits in other threads, but it nearly happened to me today and subsequently thought about it a lot.

Sitting at a traffic light waiting to turn left, with individual turning lanes. People going the opposite direction are also waiting to turn left, so you can't see far into oncoming traffic and don't know if you can safely turn. You begin to turn when a group of bikers start riding across the street lacksadaisically, so you have to stop halfway through your turn. The gap to turn was small anyways and now a large truck is barreling towards you as you sit in the oncoming traffic lane, but the bikers are still in your way. Do you wait and get hit, accelerate and hit the bikers(as slowly as you can, or fast if ur a dick), or quickly reverse and crash into the car behind you? -hope that made sense.  I hit the bikers by the way.RIP lil dudes
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« Reply #479 on: February 29, 2012, 06:29:32 PM »
This might sound weird but, we only use part of our brain. Why is the useless part their. so their has to be a way to access it. (im kind of a science nerd)
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