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« Reply #630 on: June 08, 2012, 06:15:19 AM »
So a girl finally talked to you and now you're posting about it on slap?
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« Reply #631 on: June 08, 2012, 06:46:39 AM »
U finally smeared feces on ur face and now post about it on slap?
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I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here
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« Reply #632 on: June 08, 2012, 08:43:46 PM »
How can you tell if someone can sing?

A few customers have said I have a nice voice for singing, but I dont see my voice sounding any different form anyone else.
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« Reply #633 on: June 08, 2012, 08:52:08 PM »
Quote from: The Poster Formerly Known As Crass on June 08, 2012, 08:43:46 PM
How can you tell if someone can sing?

A few customers have said I have a nice voice for singing, but I dont see my voice sounding any different form anyone else.

Well, have you tried actually singing? You can't tell just from talking because that has nothing to do with your ability to identify and keep pitch. If you know any musicians, sing for them and ask their opinion.
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« Reply #634 on: July 05, 2012, 04:36:00 AM »
Whatever happened to that appleyard part that was supposed to come out a while ago?
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« Reply #635 on: July 05, 2012, 05:58:54 AM »
life, i wonder, is it gonna take me under?
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« Reply #636 on: July 05, 2012, 06:02:53 AM »

Quote from: finknoos on July 05, 2012, 04:36:00 AM
Whatever happened to that appleyard part that was supposed to come out a while ago?

Maybe that Frankie Martinez kid that he hired as his own personal filmer realized that he wasn't been paid enough and kidnapped the footy or maybe Appleyard started smoking again or... whatever, blame it on Element.
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« Reply #637 on: July 09, 2012, 01:24:40 PM »
How do mer-people reproduce?  Are mermen swimming around with hidden units inside their bodies, like whales do, ready to harpoon some mer-poon when its hot and ready, or do the mermaids simply lay a bunch of eggs in a shell and then the mermen swim up nut all over them like fishes do?
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« Reply #638 on: July 09, 2012, 02:26:52 PM »
Quote from: Beeda Weeda on July 05, 2012, 05:58:54 AM
life, i wonder, is it gonna take me under?
I dont know.
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« Reply #639 on: July 09, 2012, 02:57:21 PM »
Could a dog and a cat fuck and make a cat-dog/dog-cat or dat or a cog?
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« Reply #640 on: July 09, 2012, 03:51:50 PM »
Quote from: MuchasGracias on July 09, 2012, 02:57:21 PM
Could a dog and a cat fuck and make a cat-dog/dog-cat or dat or a cog?

seriously?
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« Reply #641 on: July 09, 2012, 04:00:34 PM »
Quote from: baconeggandcheese on July 09, 2012, 03:51:50 PM
Quote from: MuchasGracias on July 09, 2012, 02:57:21 PM
Could a dog and a cat fuck and make a cat-dog/dog-cat or dat or a cog?


seriously?


Obviously the answer is yes.
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Quote from: ttching! on June 28, 2012, 10:57:41 AM

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.
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« Reply #642 on: July 09, 2012, 04:33:52 PM »
Cat's and dogs are too genetically dissimilar to mate successfully; you would almost never find a cat and a dog getting it on the wild anyway due to different mating patterns. Hybridization can only occur between animals of the same species or at least of the same order, and even this has only been achieved artificially as far as I know.
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« Reply #643 on: July 09, 2012, 06:12:18 PM »
cat and dog dna just won't splice
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« Reply #644 on: July 09, 2012, 08:18:47 PM »
Whatever dude. I'm taking nickelodeon's side on this one.
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Quote from: ttching! on June 28, 2012, 10:57:41 AM

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.
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« Reply #645 on: July 09, 2012, 08:38:10 PM »
you dont see as much cat porn as dog in the mainstream beastiality world
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Quote from: Bubblegum Tate on March 18, 2011, 08:41:31 PM
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here
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« Reply #646 on: July 09, 2012, 09:24:52 PM »
^ Dog's have bigger dicks I guess? Which would make horses like the Mandingos of the bestiality scene. Dick size discrimination runs deep in the porn industry I guess.

Quote from: brycickle on July 09, 2012, 08:18:47 PM
Whatever dude. I'm taking nickelodeon's side on this one.

Except that cat/dog has obviously been surgically spliced together in a lab, reverse human centipede style. WHERE ARE THE TAILS I ask you!?
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« Reply #647 on: July 10, 2012, 07:49:02 AM »
If Lucas is the French Mariano, is Ishod the American Bastien?
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« Reply #648 on: July 16, 2012, 12:14:55 PM »
Why did they end Heath's Sight Unseen part with the tailslide and not the front blunt fakie?
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« Reply #649 on: July 16, 2012, 12:31:30 PM »
Was "The Virgin Suicides" a good movie?  Why did he leave her on the football field?  Why did they all kill themselves at the end instead of running away and becoming movie stars...or at least porn stars?  Why did the dad start talking to plants?  I feel unsatisfied about it.

Do I have what it takes to drunkenly float down the Mississippi River without getting arrested, maimed, killed, or sold to sex traffickers even though I've never been in the scouts/nor watched enough Survivor Man.

Is this Xanax working?
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« Reply #650 on: July 16, 2012, 12:45:09 PM »
Quote from: ttching! on July 10, 2012, 07:49:02 AM
If Lucas is the French Mariano, is Ishod the American Bastien?
this is a terrible comparison
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« Reply #651 on: July 17, 2012, 09:03:24 PM »
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
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« Reply #652 on: July 17, 2012, 09:28:27 PM »
On a grand scheme yes. The same way that in the grand scheme you're moving a half kilometer per second just spinning with the rotation of the earth. You yourself however will only be moving as fast as you are in relation to your base of gravity. Where your feet are planted essentially.
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« Reply #653 on: July 17, 2012, 09:36:50 PM »
Quote from: friendly dave on July 17, 2012, 09:28:27 PM
On a grand scheme yes. The same way that in the grand scheme you're moving a half kilometer per second just spinning with the rotation of the earth. You yourself however will only be moving as fast as you are in relation to your base of gravity. Where your feet are planted essentially.

Thanks dave, honestly that question was killing me the whole day.
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« Reply #654 on: July 17, 2012, 09:47:29 PM »
Quote from: ttching! on July 09, 2012, 01:24:40 PM
How do mer-people reproduce?  Are mermen swimming around with hidden units inside their bodies, like whales do, ready to harpoon some mer-poon when its hot and ready, or do the mermaids simply lay a bunch of eggs in a shell and then the mermen swim up nut all over them like fishes do?

this was on a futurama episode that ive seen atleast 3 times but cant remember what the mermaid said.
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Quote from: ORGANIKARL on May 15, 2013, 05:30:46 PM
I dont recall ever putting on anything Southpole in my life.
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« Reply #655 on: July 17, 2012, 09:49:28 PM »
When was the last time I saw a Black Label board?  I really can't recall.  It has been since before they went to Blitz.  How are they still in Bizzo?  I'd ride one, possibly, but I sure haven't seen one.
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« Reply #656 on: July 18, 2012, 01:56:16 AM »
I wonder if mass mounts of ear wax - like a pound of it - would be a versitile material. Maybe we could make pottery or sculptures out of it, would it dry and harden? Or what about actually making a candle with it, would it smell?

Would harvesting ear wax from one person to the next produce different pliability which maybe more desired depending on its use and then would a rating system to meassure this be issued when it's being packaged for purchase.
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« Reply #657 on: July 30, 2012, 08:08:47 PM »
Where the fuck is my wallet?

I remember asking myself, "do you think I'm going to remember that I put this here"?

But this morning, I sure didn't.
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« Reply #658 on: September 17, 2012, 10:26:07 AM »
How is Supra not out in front on producing these?

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« Reply #659 on: September 20, 2012, 12:33:02 AM »
Is there a drug that contains all drugs inside it, kinda like the drug on Scanner Darkly?
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