I don't even know anymore. I just automatically come on the website, and there's always something new to talk about or another argument I am tangled up in. I don't miss it when I'm away from it, but its kinda always open in a tab.

What was your worst experience with heartbreak like? And as a follow up, at this point in time, how do you feel about the offender?

aestetics was a dope company, i loved the raw, yet clean vibe.



how would you feel if your son grew up to be gay, not like annoying famboyent gay, jus tlike ehy bro, i like dudes, gay.

2nd door on the right.

Where the hell is my wallet?

Well because fingering a man's peehole with a thumb most likely results in a boner-defeating torn dickhole, I'd say no. 

If you got your wife pregnant and 9 months later she gave birth to a monkey: 1) How would you react?  2) Would you give it a human name?

Living in LA. I didn't fit that scene at all.

I'm watching a cat at my house while the person my roommate is subletting from is away. Its a cool cat, and its supposed to be an indoor cat. Its litter stinks, it makes me want to puke when I scoop it, and its escaped a few times only to hang out in the backyard under the sun and eventually come back to scratch on the door to be let back in. Should I ditch the litter box and let the beast live free as an outside cat?

Larry David

You can spend one year of your life in any time period in history. Which one, why.

Dear god, my top 3!?  It was kind of easy for me to decide though: fuck Mila, kill Scarlett, marry Natalie.

By yourself: Either hike from Kabul to Islamabad or sail from Kenya to Egypt in a small boat.  You get a GPS, a canteen, 10 Cliff Bars, 5 oranges, a harmonica, and a copy of this for your flight:

Theft. Grand fucking theft.

What's the worst crime you have committed?

Cats. Probably because I spent most of my childhood at my grandmother's house and she had a few cats. They're usually relaxed and I like that. I like dogs too, though. I want a dog.

Do you think America will change a lot in the next 20 - 30 years? Seeing as most younger people now are more likely liberal Democrats compared to the older generations that have a lot of power in America and are more likely conservative Republicans, wouldn't it make sense that as the younger generations age, the state of American political beliefs would change? I don't know much about this stuff.

My mom. Not that I don't love my dad, but my mom raised me.

What's your dream job?

Because "the plot should be advancing right now but isn't!"

If you were to design a judicial system, which elements of restorative and retributive justice would you add/retain?

Punch your mom in the face, or kick you dad in the testicles?

i killed my aunts two german sheppards
i poisoned their water with insecticide, chlorine, and rat venom
my idea was to color and flavor the water
they didnt wake up the next day
i was 6.

whats the sensation of giving anal?

Its not the being selfish that is setting him free, it the liberation of accepting who he is.  Just because you focus on things that you want to do doesn't give you the right to act like a selfish cunt.

If you see a hot girl somewhere, do you approach?

salsa verde

Would you give some guy extreme head and swallow his load for $100,000?