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« on: April 26, 2012, 07:36:43 PM »
Yo jackherer what do you think about this?

http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/21854989480/barbie-irl-of-the-day-after-numerous-surgeries
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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2012, 07:42:54 PM »
i'll be her ken
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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2012, 08:08:51 PM »
Is she a New Dehlian Albino or am I seeing dots?
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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2012, 08:19:09 PM »


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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2012, 09:44:48 PM »
Quote from: Big Skatefase on April 26, 2012, 08:19:09 PM




Fisheye or is her left boob bigger than the right?
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2012, 08:18:17 AM »
probably a dude
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2012, 08:23:35 AM »
so like that shit between her eyebrows, tattoo? i dont remember face tat barbie
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2012, 08:56:35 AM »
after lurking her blog, i have decided she looks creepy as fuck with a ton of make up on, but actually looks kind of normal in some pictures.  would
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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2012, 10:08:19 AM »
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2rx4bSwqA1rupw29o1_500.jpg

Yes, I would do horrible things to her.
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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2012, 10:56:05 AM »
Oh I'd sex her for sure.
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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2012, 11:47:17 AM »
without make up she is pretty hot , but super artifical , no one would know where the plastic ends and begins . And too have that much surgery on yourself when you already good looking is prob connected to mental problems ?

but seeing her in full make up in a club you would go wtf and run away
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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2012, 12:50:11 PM »
What did she look like before? I clicked the link to her facebook, bitch has 10,000 photos! I scrolled down for about 20 minutes looking for a 'before' shot and neither found one nor reached the end of her photos.
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She takes it in the butt a lot now though so I suppose everything worked out.
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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2012, 12:55:46 PM »
Would of course but this is pretty creepy.
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2012, 01:11:34 PM »
no not never
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« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2012, 02:00:45 PM »
Quote from: InternetDaddy on April 27, 2012, 01:11:34 PM
no not never

I always wonderd about this . I always thought I was pretty damn good at english . But " No not never " seems to be fucked up english at its best

shouldnt it be "no , not , never " or something like that for it to mean " no "?  " no not never " technicly means not always but sometimes ?
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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2012, 03:49:23 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2012, 04:27:26 PM »
Is that a sperm on her face? Huh
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« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2012, 06:23:01 PM »
Quote from: Monty Burns on April 27, 2012, 02:00:45 PM
Quote from: InternetDaddy on April 27, 2012, 01:11:34 PM
no not never


I always wonderd about this . I always thought I was pretty damn good at english . But " No not never " seems to be fucked up english at its best

shouldnt it be "no , not , never " or something like that for it to mean " no "?  " no not never " technicly means not always but sometimes ?


hahaha its a reference to this
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« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2012, 06:26:49 PM »
Quote from: gutterhead. on April 27, 2012, 06:23:01 PM
Quote from: Monty Burns on April 27, 2012, 02:00:45 PM
Quote from: InternetDaddy on April 27, 2012, 01:11:34 PM
no not never


I always wonderd about this . I always thought I was pretty damn good at english . But " No not never " seems to be fucked up english at its best

shouldnt it be "no , not , never " or something like that for it to mean " no "?  " no not never " technicly means not always but sometimes ?


hahaha its a reference to this




Oh I know , and the " and you should too " makes it make even  less sense ?

"And you should too " should be and neither should you ?    gaah  fuck it 
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« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2012, 07:03:31 PM »
Any attempt to decipher Alex Olson's grammar is futile, I'm afraid.
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« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2012, 07:18:34 PM »
Too bad, she was attractive before the surgery.
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« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2012, 07:49:34 PM »
Quote from: happenstance on April 27, 2012, 07:18:34 PM
Too bad, she was attractive before the surgery.
fully. i feel like it'd be boning an alien in a human costume. especially after that silent video of her doing nothing. creeeeepy.
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« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2012, 08:22:15 PM »
Quote from: pointandclick on April 27, 2012, 07:49:34 PM
Quote from: happenstance on April 27, 2012, 07:18:34 PM
Too bad, she was attractive before the surgery.
fully. i feel like it'd be boning an alien in a human costume. especially after that silent video of her doing nothing. creeeeepy.

Yupp . But if she wasnt all make up'd like the barbie pictures shes put up , I mean the most plastic looking ones . If she rocked up on you at a bar with afew drinks in you looking semi normal and said lets go to my place ...
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« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2012, 03:21:10 AM »
damn in that video she doesn't seem human. it almost looks like a robot or cgi. Its like the uncanny valley effect on a real life person.
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« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2012, 05:38:38 AM »
Ever melted the face off a Barbie with a magnifying glass?  If yes, then you know what this psycho will look like in a few years time.
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