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very_undude
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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Reply #60 on:
May 01, 2012, 12:01:42 PM »
what a complete and utter Tool Box!. ? My favorite quote of the entire piece
" If I want to be surrounded by ranting illiterates I’ll ride the subway."
douche didn't even have the guts to pick up the phone.
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Big Skatefase
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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Quote from: tobey on April 30, 2012, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: very_undude on April 30, 2012, 10:43:12 AM
Quote from: Big Skatefase on April 30, 2012, 10:36:39 AM
fuck alex klein
fuck alex klein
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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Quote from: Big Skatefase on May 01, 2012, 12:17:45 PM
Quote from: tobey on April 30, 2012, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: very_undude on April 30, 2012, 10:43:12 AM
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fuck alex klein
fuck alex klein
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Cosme
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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Quote from: foureyedjim on May 01, 2012, 12:28:18 AM
Quote from: FrenchFuck on April 30, 2012, 11:01:49 PM
Jenkem single handedly killing the interview game
Indeed.
Congrats Ian, you guys are doing a great job!
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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we smoked the piece pipe
...talk about illiterate
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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Quote from: Big Skatefase on May 01, 2012, 12:17:45 PM
Quote from: tobey on April 30, 2012, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: very_undude on April 30, 2012, 10:43:12 AM
Quote from: Big Skatefase on April 30, 2012, 10:36:39 AM
fuck alex klein
fuck alex klein
Someone just post his address already so I can go leave a shit on his doorstep, with a note about it being for Alex so that all his neighbors will know.
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Donkey Lips
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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May 01, 2012, 12:43:18 PM »
Heres his email address. You can kind of take a shit on it - .........
MOD EDIT: Sorry. Violation of terms of service.
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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Fuck this guy.
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sprayTAN101
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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Quote from: tough omelette on May 01, 2012, 12:32:57 PM
we smoked the piece pipe
...talk about illiterate�
hahaha oh my...! part 2 was a bit disappointing, but i guess its in the nature of an email interview. should have asked him about some of the things from colins interview and not just let him cling on to his parody-fantasy.
well, at least he still comes of as a complete douche.
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ianrussel
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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May 01, 2012, 12:56:32 PM »
Quote from: sprayTAN101 on May 01, 2012, 12:53:50 PM
Quote from: tough omelette on May 01, 2012, 12:32:57 PM
we smoked the piece pipe
...talk about illiterate�
hahaha oh my...! part 2 was a bit disappointing, but i guess its in the nature of an email interview. should have asked him about some of the things from colins interview and not just let him cling on to his parody-fantasy.
well, at least he still comes of as a complete douche.
yeah, alex's interview was actually done before Colin so I didn't have a chance to catch up with him on that stuff.. Talking with some of the contestants now.. should have a part 3 to finish it off soon..
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Donkey Lips
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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May 01, 2012, 12:57:46 PM »
I wonder what the serious corporate sponsors think of Alex trying to film a giant "joke"? That's what he's trying to claim the reality parody'ing was, right? It could be that we all missed the joke. Or it could be that he did a terrible job telling a terrible joke.
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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May 01, 2012, 01:09:35 PM »
Haha, Alex is delusional. He should have quit while he was ahead instead of solidifying his status as a giant douchebag and lying to everyone.
Someone needs to tell Rodney and Steve they were supposed to be joking the entire time.
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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May 01, 2012, 01:43:00 PM »
It's just fascinating that a guy who's obviously interested in media obviously has no clue how terribly he continues to come off every time he opens his mouth. It's like all he's interested in is marketing and image yet has not the slightest bit of knowledge about how such things work, or how completely he's failing at every aspect of it.
It's kinda like watching a kid with polio and leg braces trying to run a 10k...
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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May 01, 2012, 02:25:27 PM »
wtf lol. that dude taking pictures in NYC like a complete flaming douchbag is alex klien?>
... rofl just go kill yourself. lol
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Donkey Lips
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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May 01, 2012, 02:26:03 PM »
I think his whole problem is that he's just a wiener.
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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May 01, 2012, 02:45:25 PM »
Hey Alex,
Would you be able to tell me the difference between these two models?
Well you better learn.
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Prison Wallet
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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May 01, 2012, 05:00:18 PM »
Mandible and the contestants couldn't have come out looking any better in this whole ordeal. And all the industry dudes looking any more ridiculous.
If Ride owns the rights to Mandible's footage High Speed should fork out a little dough to send the contestants and Mandible on another filming trip. In between skating clips the contestants can talk shit on Alex Klein.
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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May 01, 2012, 05:06:18 PM »
delusional nyc hipster at its finest.
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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May 01, 2012, 05:09:39 PM »
you know why the kids blew you off? cause you didn't earn their respect you douche bag.
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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May 01, 2012, 06:42:34 PM »
Quote from: sprayTAN101 on May 01, 2012, 12:53:50 PM
Quote from: tough omelette on May 01, 2012, 12:32:57 PM
we smoked the piece pipe
...talk about illiterate?
hahaha oh my...! part 2 was a bit disappointing, but i guess its in the nature of an email interview. should have asked him about some of the things from colins interview and not just let him cling on to his parody-fantasy.
well, at least he still comes of as a complete douche.
no, you guys don't get it. that's just another one of alex's jokes that has gone over your heads.
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shit_for_brains
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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May 01, 2012, 09:05:34 PM »
if you make a joke, and you're the only one who gets it, you made a fucking terrible joke and it's your fault. not the fault of everyone else in the world who didn't get your shitty joke.
if you want to make a reality show, go make a reality show and get the fuck out of skateboarding.
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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Quote from: shit_for_brains on May 01, 2012, 09:05:34 PM
get the fuck out of skateboarding
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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May 02, 2012, 12:11:14 AM »
Why would he say he doesn't read the internet, yet call forrest a walking meme generator or something?
its as if he has given up on ever working again in film/skating now
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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Quote from: ice nine on May 02, 2012, 12:11:14 AM
its as if he has given up on ever working again in film/skating now
We can only hope.
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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Quote from: ice nine on May 02, 2012, 12:11:14 AM
Why would he say he doesn't read the internet, yet call forrest a walking meme generator or something?
its as if he has given up on ever working again in film/skating now
damn Encyclopedia Brown! Good call. Dude's a moron.
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Re: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1
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From what I gathered, One in a Million could have been saved this year if they had included a laugh track when Lurker Lou was stomping boards and all the other kooky shit happened. That way the audience would be reassured that they were watching a parody.
Apparently, Alex Klein has never seen a sitcom...
...or he was serious about the entire show the whole time.
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Quote from: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on May 03, 2012, 08:11:23 AM
...or he was serious about the entire show the whole time.
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