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Author Topic: Theotis Beasley signs with ROC NATION?!  (Read 5072 times)
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« Reply #60 on: May 03, 2012, 10:00:28 PM »
This is so lame, but you know there's so many other pros who would take it from behind to get a shot at something like this.

Up next, Trukfit announces skate "lifestyle" campaign.

I can hardly recognize the industry anymore.
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« Reply #61 on: May 03, 2012, 10:04:00 PM »
Strange.


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« Reply #62 on: May 03, 2012, 10:43:27 PM »
Look at Theotis...rubbing elbows with superstars like the Young Gunz.
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« Reply #63 on: May 03, 2012, 11:28:43 PM »
the crossover marketing and swaggotry pandemics continue.       Embarrassed
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« Reply #64 on: May 04, 2012, 07:03:22 AM »
Quote from: victor333 on May 03, 2012, 10:40:34 AM
Quote from: lampshade on May 03, 2012, 10:36:22 AM
I thought about this after the new Skull Candy team thread a few weeks back.

Baker/DeathWish van-

Lizard- "Hey Theotis, remember when we shared that opener in Baker Has A Deathwish?

Theotis- "Yeah, that was tight.  That Camron track was great.  It was so good I had to lip synch to it in the van."

Lizard- "Well there was this headphone company that started in my hometown and sponsored me forever, now you, Malto, Berra, and Koston showed up and I'm off.  This sucks."

Theotis- "That was tight."

Lizard- "No, it wasn't."

Theotis- "So tight.  So you gotta see, between Eric, Malto, Berra and me we only have about 40 sponsors.  It's not like Gatorade, Mountain Dew, Nike, DC, and the Berrics are bringing in any paper, so we had to get in on your lil headphone game."

Lizard- "This sucks.  I'm going to go get a terrible tattoo."

one Victor is bad enough
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« Reply #65 on: May 04, 2012, 07:59:27 AM »
U crazy 4 this one Theo, hooooo
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« Reply #66 on: May 04, 2012, 08:42:55 AM »
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« Reply #67 on: May 04, 2012, 09:27:44 AM »
^^sk8dood is gonna bust a nut when he sees that
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« Reply #68 on: May 04, 2012, 10:47:07 AM »
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Quote from: natenola forever on May 03, 2012, 07:47:24 AM
it will probably endorsement related, as in his clothing sponsor will be whatever jay Z is peddling at the moment.
i doubt he is just gonna be on Roc Nation

man hell nah, you really think Theotis would leave Altamont for Rocawear?

Or Rocawear will start producing a line with regular & slim fit pants?

Im pretty sure that they are folling the current pants fitting trend.
But thats not the point, if Theotis got on Rocawear he would be stepping down style wise.
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« Reply #69 on: May 04, 2012, 02:47:24 PM »
Quote from: Zurg on May 04, 2012, 07:59:27 AM
U crazy 4 this one Theo, hooooo
HAHAHA! Surprised it took three pages for something like this to be said. Anybody remember when Dipset had a rollerblading team? I'm pretty sure it was called "Dipskate".
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« Reply #70 on: May 04, 2012, 03:01:58 PM »
The Otis likes monies.

I hope it doesn't make him gay being so close to Drake. Heard that shit is airborne if you're within 50 feet of that dude.
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« Reply #71 on: May 04, 2012, 06:17:51 PM »
This is Ice Cream part 2
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« Reply #72 on: May 04, 2012, 08:10:39 PM »
Quote from: victor333 on May 04, 2012, 09:27:44 AM
^^sk8dood is gonna bust a nut when he sees that









and dog will you PLEASE stop biting my style so goddamn hard! like forreal breh? you been gettin flamed so much that you tryna copy DaSk8D00D in an attempt to cope with those bad feelings you have deep down inside? LOL get tha fuck outta here! i know what you tryna do with yo lil corny ass fred durst avatar & "you mad?" signature, i see right thru you fake ass niggas. fucking pitiful...
you were a better (but still shitty) poster back when you had da females do all yo visual internet representation. real talk this shit is comparable to chris bosh after he cut his dreads except you was never even good to begin with.
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« Reply #73 on: May 04, 2012, 10:50:44 PM »
whens sk8dood signing with JocNation?     Grin
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« Reply #74 on: May 05, 2012, 01:15:00 AM »
yo for real chris bosh is actually a really good pf when you let him do his thang
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« Reply #75 on: May 05, 2012, 01:56:14 AM »
Quote from: DaSk8D00D on May 04, 2012, 08:10:39 PM
Quote from: victor333 on May 04, 2012, 09:27:44 AM
^^sk8dood is gonna bust a nut when he sees that







 LOL get tha fuck outta here! i know what you tryna do with yo lil corny ass fred durst avatar & "you mad?" signature, i see right thru you fake ass niggas. fucking pitiful...




Ha ha.  I didn't even realize that was Fred Durst.  Totally forgot about that guy.  My first year of college every bro in my dorm rocked the Biscuit and Sublime non-stop at full volume.  It sucked.  I remember being confused when Meth did that song with them. 
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« Reply #76 on: May 06, 2012, 01:55:42 AM »
Drake fucking sux.
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« Reply #77 on: May 06, 2012, 05:50:00 AM »
Sponsor nr?
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« Reply #78 on: May 06, 2012, 06:04:32 AM »
Fuck this kid
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« Reply #79 on: May 06, 2012, 06:22:14 AM »
Quote from: asakusa75 on May 06, 2012, 01:55:42 AM
Drake fucking sux.
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« Reply #80 on: May 06, 2012, 12:32:52 PM »
Quote from: _UniversalTruth_ on May 06, 2012, 06:22:14 AM
Quote from: asakusa75 on May 06, 2012, 01:55:42 AM
Drake fucking sux.
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