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SKATELINE - Louie Barletta, Ronnie Creager, Girl Skaters and More!
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Easily the best one yet. "John Wilkes Booth this nigga"
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The end too.... oh the end had me crack up pretty damn hard. "NOT GONNA MAKE IT!"
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Excellent.
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They just keep getting better.
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July 31, 2012, 10:10:20 AM »
The part about Louie Barletta was the best yet.
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Quote from: Pearl on January 30, 2013, 07:13:27 AM
Anything that gets two rants out of Gipper was worth posting.
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Quote from: Reggie Dunlop on July 26, 2012, 08:22:57 PM
I believe this kid was found, in the trash, as an infant, by Big Brother magazine. They subsequently raised him to be a sort of Jason Bourne-esque-prodigy shit talking motherfucker. He is wonderful. We are lucky to have him.
I have to disagree. They're really reaching for most of their jokes. Shit talking on camera does not necessarily mean "telling it like it is" or even being funny. The shit about Trevor Colden looking like Matilda was the only thing that made me laugh.
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July 31, 2012, 10:54:52 AM »
'Girl's skateboarding' cues a picture of Shawn White with an X. Awesome.
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Best one yet! Love this dude.
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Quote from: Bobby Peru on July 31, 2012, 10:23:56 AM
Quote from: Reggie Dunlop on July 26, 2012, 08:22:57 PM
I believe this kid was found, in the trash, as an infant, by Big Brother magazine. They subsequently raised him to be a sort of Jason Bourne-esque-prodigy shit talking motherfucker. He is wonderful. We are lucky to have him.
I have to disagree. They're really reaching for most of their jokes. Shit talking on camera does not necessarily mean "telling it like it is" or even being funny. The shit about Trevor Colden looking like Matilda was the only thing that made me laugh.
Really? You didn't even giggle at the point he was making about how some pros must hate how Louie makes a career out of having fun while they have to go out and kill themselves to keep it going?
I also liked "Ronnie went more ham on that then the middle of an egg mcmuffin"
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Quote from: Pearl on January 30, 2013, 07:13:27 AM
Anything that gets two rants out of Gipper was worth posting.
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Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 31, 2012, 11:04:27 AM
I also liked "Ronnie went more ham on that then the middle of an egg mcmuffin"
these are good but that was one of the worst punchlines of all time. thats some lil wayne shit right there
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July 31, 2012, 11:25:40 AM »
I feel like this is right up there with Buttery Ass Mondays. It was kind of funny at first but now it's just kind of losing its steam. Clyde should do a cameo though. That would be cool.
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Quote from: thugnificent on July 31, 2012, 11:21:23 AM
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 31, 2012, 11:04:27 AM
I also liked "Ronnie went more ham on that then the middle of an egg mcmuffin"
these are good but that was one of the worst punchlines of all time. thats some lil wayne shit right there
nah son, free pie
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Quote from: Pearl on January 30, 2013, 07:13:27 AM
Anything that gets two rants out of Gipper was worth posting.
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Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 31, 2012, 11:04:27 AM
Quote from: Bobby Peru on July 31, 2012, 10:23:56 AM
Quote from: Reggie Dunlop on July 26, 2012, 08:22:57 PM
I believe this kid was found, in the trash, as an infant, by Big Brother magazine. They subsequently raised him to be a sort of Jason Bourne-esque-prodigy shit talking motherfucker. He is wonderful. We are lucky to have him.
I have to disagree. They're really reaching for most of their jokes. Shit talking on camera does not necessarily mean "telling it like it is" or even being funny. The shit about Trevor Colden looking like Matilda was the only thing that made me laugh.
Really? You didn't even giggle at the point he was making about how some pros must hate how Louie makes a career out of having fun while they have to go out and kill themselves to keep it going?
I also liked "Ronnie went more ham on that then the middle of an egg mcmuffin"
That one was okay, but most of this shit sucks. The episode where they made fun of LE, they went back about 9 months to get their news and their "rent extension" joke was pretty much stolen from someone's post here. The gag about "faggot" being censored is on some obnoxious "whatevah ah do what ah want" shit. And the jokes about girl skaters having to step it up and stop looking like dudes? Your homeboy meathead genius might as well have made that joke.
What was rad about Big Brother is that when they were deprecating, they were clever about it and talked shit about the people who deserved it. This shit feels like Tosh.0 to me.
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July 31, 2012, 11:49:11 AM »
I'm not saying its all gold, but it has its moments, and is a lot less dull than the skatedaily feed. Big Brother had its lame moments too.
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Quote from: Pearl on January 30, 2013, 07:13:27 AM
Anything that gets two rants out of Gipper was worth posting.
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Quote from: Fongstarr. on July 31, 2012, 11:25:40 AM
I feel like this is right up there with Buttery Ass Mondays. It was kind of funny at first but now it's just kind of losing its steam. Clyde should do a cameo though. That would be cool.
yeah i dunno they seem to be getting worse.
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Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 31, 2012, 11:26:28 AM
Quote from: thugnificent on July 31, 2012, 11:21:23 AM
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 31, 2012, 11:04:27 AM
I also liked "Ronnie went more ham on that then the middle of an egg mcmuffin"
these are good but that was one of the worst punchlines of all time. thats some lil wayne shit right there
nah son, free pie
hahaha! ^
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On the subject of whether or not "they are getting worse" or "getting better with every show"
rest assured...
as long as SKATELINE keeps making new episodes, we are going to keep watching them
and I think, THAT says something
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July 31, 2012, 12:42:21 PM »
I thought this one was funnier than the last couple.
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Re: -SKATELINE NEWS-
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Quote from: Fenzadill on July 31, 2012, 11:55:41 AM
Quote from: Fongstarr. on July 31, 2012, 11:25:40 AM
I feel like this is right up there with Buttery Ass Mondays. It was kind of funny at first but now it's just kind of losing its steam. Clyde should do a cameo though. That would be cool.
yeah i dunno they seem to be getting worse.
I think they're still funny, but I expected them to progressively get worse when they went to weekly segments. Not really that much news in skating for fresh material, let alone writing it, polishing it, and delivering it within a week. Might be better as bi-weekly or monthly.
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July 31, 2012, 02:46:22 PM »
im pretty medium on these. i get a chuckle every once in a while, but it seems like most of it gets covered on here before hand and usually with a better punchline
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Quote from: Bobby Peru on July 31, 2012, 11:40:42 AM
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 31, 2012, 11:04:27 AM
Quote from: Bobby Peru on July 31, 2012, 10:23:56 AM
Quote from: Reggie Dunlop on July 26, 2012, 08:22:57 PM
I believe this kid was found, in the trash, as an infant, by Big Brother magazine. They subsequently raised him to be a sort of Jason Bourne-esque-prodigy shit talking motherfucker. He is wonderful. We are lucky to have him.
I have to disagree. They're really reaching for most of their jokes. Shit talking on camera does not necessarily mean "telling it like it is" or even being funny. The shit about Trevor Colden looking like Matilda was the only thing that made me laugh.
Really? You didn't even giggle at the point he was making about how some pros must hate how Louie makes a career out of having fun while they have to go out and kill themselves to keep it going?
I also liked "Ronnie went more ham on that then the middle of an egg mcmuffin"
That one was okay, but most of this shit sucks. The episode where they made fun of LE, they went back about 9 months to get their news and their "rent extension" joke was pretty much stolen from someone's post here. The gag about "faggot" being censored is on some obnoxious "whatevah ah do what ah want" shit. And the jokes about girl skaters having to step it up and stop looking like dudes? Your homeboy meathead genius might as well have made that joke.
What was rad about Big Brother is that when they were deprecating, they were clever about it and talked shit about the people who deserved it.
This shit feels like Tosh.0 to me.
"hah...that's sorta funny"
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Quote from: via on July 31, 2012, 12:42:21 PM
I thought this one was funnier than the last couple.
yeah i havent really laughed but the one about the x games girls was fucking funny and the louie bit
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July 31, 2012, 04:46:14 PM »
I laughed at the never get sold joke.
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I'm on team They're Getting Better.
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Quote from: grimcity on July 31, 2012, 05:56:33 PM
I'm on team They're Getting Better.
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i'm on team "who is trevor colden?"
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Quote from: chockfullofthat on July 31, 2012, 04:46:14 PM
I laughed at the never get sold joke.
me too, and it was even funnier knowing that he's from the east bay and these started out on metro's channel (metro sponsors corey duffel). dude holds no punches.
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you clearly lack the proper brain power to piece together informed thoughts, i have a lil cousin with the same disease, and its no joke so ima leave it at that.
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Quote from: The Poster Formerly Known As Crass on July 31, 2012, 10:08:27 AM
They just keep getting better.
i look forward to this every week,shit is awesome
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I think they need to have a Sal Barbier cameo
Skateline vs. The Grapevine
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Where is the new one?
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