Am I the only one that does this?  Shave head, grow it out long naturally, shave it again, repeat?

haha, dude yes!  I didn't even see that! 

Murray's is good stuff but not water soluble.  This is good for keeping your shit locked down while you're skating/sweating but you need to use dish soap or my preference is to use a degreaser like Fast Orange to get it out.  Try Brylcreem first and see if that works, most drug stores like Walgreens carry it and it washes out easy.  Either Murray's or Brylcreem is dirt cheap compared to all the other fancy men's grooming products out there and they both work.  You can save up your money for some Polo Sport.
 
If you go with Murray's then their Superlight is the way to go for straight hair, it smells good and isn't as clumpy as the classic but it's a little harder to find.


One warning on the Murray's.  My sink started draining real slow so I pulled the sink trap and stopper and there was a black sludge built up from the stopper all the way down through the sink trap bend.  Unless somebody has been shitting in my sink without my knowledge I am pretty sure it was a build up of Murray's from washing my hands.  It's no joke that the shit isn't water soluble, I'd be comfortable greasing the driveshaft on my truck with it.

fixin to rep a mohawk for the summer

 

word.  granted if i grew my hair it (what is left) would suck.   but i'm so stoaked not to waste any more time and money getting haircuts.  seriously, the price of 2 haircuts pays for a pair of clippers

I've been doing this for a long ass time.
These guys make good shit if you're super into your hair (gay) like I am. Its a bit expensive but really good product.
http://www.uppercutdeluxe.com/

Hate, can you post up some pictures of you with your hair?

Gay for HATE? Sure why not. That's a handsome devil right there.

Perfect! Your hair looks really good man. And is that your wife? She's a looker!

Nah, that's my sister and the little dude is her son.

the only haircut that works for my curly hair is the clippers, I've never really found a cut that works with scissors

I harbor a massive amount of envy toward HATE's immaculate executive contour haircut. I've been looking for a real men's barbershop for awhile now and there's very little of those left.

I no longer want to get my hair cut by "cool moms"

HATE is a pair of highwaters away from joining Team Handsome.

Also, I kept getting my haircuts at the mall with hit-or-miss results. Went to a place in Boystown, Chicago where a gay guy cut it. It was the first time I looked at my hair and was genuinely psyched on it. Really though, getting your hair cut by a gay guy will change your life.

Had this exact haircut 6 months ago. Classic clipper cut. Don't skimp fellas it's worth the price if you got a dude or broad to make it work for you proper.

Anyway, great do. DUDE. Great sister too...durr...