We know sweetheart.

fake

abp

this is a bad thread and you should feel bad

1. Who the fuck has respect for DGK anyways
2. Gake and Fay

The link doesn't work on my phone but I read the first post and knew it was a spoof.

In real skate news though, Little Wayne just got recruited as the newest Bacon pro. True story. Google it.

bacon wrapped scallops.

Those scallops look amazing. Surely puts my beloved bacon wrapped jalapeno tater tot recipe to shame.

yes, yes, yes!

What Kalis had to say about the subject in his Chromeball interview:

So what do you think when you see Justin Bieber rocking DGK or Lil Wayne rolling around in the Da Playground?  I know it comes with the territory but that?s gotta be crazy for you to see. I bet your daughter goes nuts seeing Bieber rocking the shit.

Actually my daughter can?t stand Bieber. She thinks he?s the corniest dude ever. And it?s not like that?s my influence because she doesn?t like any of my music either.

That?s awesome.

But overall ? I don?t know. For whatever reason, DGK became desirable to people and you can?t stop that. It just is. So you might as well devote an area of DGK to that while keeping your main focus devoted to what we?ve always done. You can?t stop that kind of popularity and why would you? It allows people like Keelan Dadd to turn pro and get a paycheck. I?ve never hated on a company getting big, only when they forgot about skating. The way I see it, as long as you don?t forget about the skating side of it, go as big as you fucking want.

http://chromeballincident.blogspot.com/2012/07/chrome-ball-interview-46-josh-kalis.html

The only problem is that whenever they get that big they always forget about the skating side of it...

daaaaamn, i don't think that could be put to shame, its all sounds/looks/tastes amazing, its like trying to compare reynolds to oranges....

are they jalapeno tater tots, or do you include some sort of jalapeno in the mix??

Watson struck fucking paydirt with this one... I've even had heads email me this shit! Well done sir!

Common sense.

You should all feel stupid for thinking that i thought this was its just like everything else on this stupid fucking site its all garbage it was a funny fucking post none the less

Here ya go:

Supplies:
  - 1 bag frozen tater tots
  - I package bacon (regular/medium or thin sliced)
  - Sliced jalapenos
  - Thinly shredded cheddar or "mexican mix"
  - 1 bottle of vegetable oil.
  - Skewers (A pack of wood skewers is about $1 and any grocery store. If you have the fancy metal ones with a little handle those work best)
  - 4-8 quart sauce pan, depending on how many you're making. 4qt pan can make 2-3 at a time, 8qt can make 4-5.

Preparation:  
1. Push skewer through frozen tater tot (kinda tough to get through, careful not to stab your fingers)
2. Take a slice of bacon, put skewer through meaty part on one end.
3. Skewer first jalapeno slice.
4. Wrap bacon around tot/pepper 1 time, skewer another jalapeno slice (on opposite side of first jalapeno)
5. Finish wrapping bacon, skewer other end when done. Getting it to stay together can be slightly tricky but its not rocket science, figure it out.
6. Set prepped skewer on plate.
7. Begin heating oil a little over medium heat. If you have a deep fryer, set to 350 degrees.
8. Repeat steps 1-6 to make more skewers until you have your desired amount.

Cooking:
1. Slowly dip skewer in heated oil until it's fully submerged. Rest dull skewer end on edge of pan so it doesn't slip in.
2. Add more until pan can not fit any more. Do not crowd. Put too many in, too close to each other, and they won't cook evenly.
3. Let each one cook for a couple minutes (until bacon looks fully cooked).
4. Remove from oil, out on paper-towel lined plate, cook more.
5. When they're all cooked, put on new plate (no paper towels) and sprinkle desired amount of shredded cheese of them. Cheese will melt just enough from the heat of the food.

Notes:
  - You can leave the skewers in or take them out. I prefer to eat them off the skewer.
  - Be warned, about 3 is enough to fill most people up.
  - If you don't get it right the first time, don't lose hope.

Good luck and enjoy!

Only Justin is powerful enough to free Love Park. Stevie, Bieb's-stop what you are doing and make it happen.

http://www.facebook.com/Baconisyummly

K yeah I just though the "skate hard/blow hard" tour kinda made it legit, cuz he's def. trying to be a skater