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« on: January 10, 2017, 10:58:04 AM »

He's part of a focus group of "real people, not actors" in a new Chevy commercial...

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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2017, 11:01:13 AM »

Please tell me it's not one of those ones where the jackasses think they're in an Audi whilst sitting in a malibu
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2017, 11:01:46 AM »

Are actors not real people?

Atleast the makeup is on point
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2017, 11:06:15 AM »

Please tell me it's not one of those ones where the jackasses think they're in an Audi whilst sitting in a malibu

It sure is. His line is something like "Where's the local dealership so I can test drive this right now".
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2017, 11:06:36 AM »

Please tell me it's not one of those ones where the jackasses think they're in an Audi whilst sitting in a malibu

LOL! I hate those fucking commercials.
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2017, 11:11:24 AM »

"These interior plastics feel like BMW interior plastics."

They should have gave him fake hair and maybe no one would have noticed.
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2017, 11:21:15 AM »

Does anyone remember MC Hammer's reality show?

One episode was thirty minutes of his family eating talking about how good Pizza Hut's new chicken alfredo was awesome after his wife "forgot" to cook.
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2017, 11:24:00 AM »

I wish they used 1985 Christian Hosoi.  Hair extensions, half shirt, super short neon pink Jimmyz shorts, and like 10 swatches. 
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2017, 11:24:16 AM »

Does anyone buy Chevy?
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2017, 11:32:55 AM »

Does anyone buy Chevy?

I get them for rentals from time to time when I travel for work.  Usually the Envoy (mid-size SUV) or the Malibu.  They're not bad, but I don't think I'd choose them over the competition at their respective price points.  I got upgraded to a fully loaded brand new suburban in SLC last winter.  That thing was pretty nice.
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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2017, 11:33:09 AM »

Christian Hosoi commercial from 90s Small | Large
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2017, 11:41:15 AM »

That felt weird. Is that the same pool Penny did a kickflip back tail revert?
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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2017, 11:41:23 AM »

I wish they used 1985 Christian Hosoi.� Hair extensions, half shirt, super short neon pink Jimmyz shorts, and like 10 swatches.�

He stashes some meth in the crack of the leather seats....
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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2017, 12:19:57 PM »

I heard a guy at the skate shop say that he is always asking companies to give him free shit and he will promote it because he is Christian Hosoi. Then the guy said a lot of people consider him moochie.
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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2017, 12:34:42 PM »

"bigger more higher airs"

love you christian, clearly been a dork since day one
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« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2017, 12:43:10 PM »

ACTORS ARE NOT REAL PEOPLE, PEOPLE
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« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2017, 01:15:59 PM »

"These interior inferior plastics feel like BMW interior inferior plastics."

They should have gave him fake hair and maybe no one would have noticed.

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« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2017, 01:59:32 PM »

Does anyone buy Chevy?

I live in the South, so trucks are pretty much a staple around here.  I've got a big ass 2014 Chevy Silverado 4 door crew cab.  It's a pain in the ass to park but I LOVE it.  I haven't had a single problem with it (other than trying to park the beast).  Other than a recall for a seatbelt issue (which was fixed free of charge) I've never even had it in the shop other than to change the oil.   I've had several different brands over the years and I've owned 3 or 4 Chevy's or GMC's and they have been the least headache of any vehicles that I've owned.
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« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2017, 02:44:08 PM »

Too bad he didn't sit on that Orson Welles house and sell it when the market went skyward.
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« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2017, 04:07:23 PM »



Advertising healthy food while full on meth era haha.
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« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2017, 05:11:45 PM »

Make-up is on point. You can't even tell how badly he wants to do meth again.
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« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2017, 06:27:54 PM »

Please tell me it's not one of those ones where the jackasses think they're in an Audi whilst sitting in a malibu
LOL
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« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2017, 10:31:37 PM »

Jesus, take the wheel. My heavy keychain shut the car off and now we're going to crash.
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« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2017, 12:17:09 AM »

Read his book, and maaan! Pretty much 250 pages of him raving about how awesome he used to be and how sweet Christianity is.
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« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2017, 02:14:29 AM »

Rekon he's bald under that stupid hat?
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« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2017, 03:22:33 AM »

Rekon he's bald under that stupid hat?

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« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2017, 04:03:45 AM »

Make-up is on point. You can't even tell how badly he wants to do meth again.

LOL!!!
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« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2017, 04:20:14 AM »

Does anyone buy Chevy?

I live in the South, so trucks are pretty much a staple around here.  I've got a big ass 2014 Chevy Silverado 4 door crew cab.  It's a pain in the ass to park but I LOVE it.  I haven't had a single problem with it (other than trying to park the beast).  Other than a recall for a seatbelt issue (which was fixed free of charge) I've never even had it in the shop other than to change the oil.   I've had several different brands over the years and I've owned 3 or 4 Chevy's or GMC's and they have been the least headache of any vehicles that I've owned.
^I sell them.

Just kidding. Or are you a car salesman?
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« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2017, 09:44:45 AM »

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« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2017, 09:55:22 AM »

Read his book, and maaan! Pretty much 250 pages of him raving about how awesome he used to be and how sweet Christianity is.
haha, pretty much. i didn't know he was half japanese til i read that. funny cause he's so flashy and i feel like japanese men are reserv-ed. dartboard playin-ass, hiding from the cops in plane site, shiek of tweak motherfucker. god bless him though, he's like the muska where we wouldn't allow the level of kookery [i see you josh kasper] from others but we just smile ironically til it's genuine.
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