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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: poser666 on June 06, 2018, 10:31:20 PM

Title: miss steamer
Post by: poser666 on June 06, 2018, 10:31:20 PM: be up front with me..when you was younger did you ever think about sticking the meat in elissa steamer? im not going to lie...i would let her massage my prostate gland while i soak in the tub
Title: Re: miss steamer
Post by: Dorje Drolo on June 06, 2018, 10:35:48 PM: Go in your garage. Jump in your car and turn it on. Be sure all the windows are down and garage door is closed. Then just keep pumping the gas pedal and taking deep breaths.
Title: Re: miss steamer
Post by: iKobrakai on June 06, 2018, 10:44:59 PM: Save some money. Sign up for Crossfit.
Title: Re: miss steamer
Post by: Slaps Son on June 07, 2018, 10:32:59 PM: Quote from: Dorje Drolo on June 06, 2018, 10:35:48 PM
Go in your garage. Jump in your car and turn it on. Be sure all the windows are down and garage door is closed. Then just keep pumping the gas pedal and taking deep breaths.

Wish I could Gnar you
Title: Re: miss steamer
Post by: BobbyPshew on June 07, 2018, 11:49:23 PM: Quote from: Dorje Drolo on June 06, 2018, 10:35:48 PM
Go in your garage. Jump in your car and turn it on. Be sure all the windows are down and garage door is closed. Then just keep pumping the gas pedal and taking deep breaths.

Fill the tank with the good, death laden leaded petrol, too...
Title: Re: miss steamer
Post by: drunkenshredder on June 08, 2018, 08:40:23 AM: this shits lame. Elissa is the best.
Title: Re: miss steamer
Post by: GAY on June 08, 2018, 08:53:30 AM: (https://i.imgur.com/CaXYoPA.png)
Title: Re: miss steamer
Post by: happenstance on June 08, 2018, 08:58:59 AM: Quote from: GAY on June 08, 2018, 08:53:30 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/CaXYoPA.png)
I was about to say, now I remember why I have this user on ignore.
Title: Re: miss steamer
Post by: Ghost Face Nigga on June 08, 2018, 09:04:37 AM: Quote from: Dorje Drolo on June 06, 2018, 10:35:48 PM
Go in your garage. Jump in your car and turn it on. Be sure all the windows are down and garage door is closed. Then just keep pumping the gas pedal and taking deep breaths.