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Title: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: Prawn Cocktail on June 07, 2018, 02:50:10 AM
We know ISUCK, DGKALIS and Karl Watson have been known to post here also Jamie Tancowny harrased some dude that was mentally ill on here but who do you think comes on here to defend themselves under a nom de plume.

Feel free to point fingers or make wild character assassinations against any industry heads that may lurk.

#FUCKYOUSCHMITTY
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Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on June 07, 2018, 03:02:58 AM
I知 Guy Kampfen. I知 writing this by nollie heelflip nosesliding around the keyboard.
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: Ghost Face on June 07, 2018, 03:18:39 AM
Roger from 9Club is here. Bubblegumtate
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Post by: thomas kook on June 07, 2018, 03:34:40 AM
can't be. i believe tate actually skates
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Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on June 07, 2018, 04:07:30 AM
can't be. i believe tate actually skates

As annoying as he is, you know Roger is pretty good?
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Post by: offkilter on June 07, 2018, 04:35:31 AM
GAY posts on here
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Post by: max power on June 07, 2018, 07:31:54 AM
I知 Guy Kampfen. I知 writing this by nollie heelflip nosesliding around the keyboard.
I know this isn't Guy because he would have 270 shoved out.
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Post by: Sad Hippo on June 07, 2018, 07:49:23 AM
I知 Guy Kampfen. I知 writing this by nollie heelflip nosesliding around the keyboard.
That's cool, I guess you moved on from pretending to be Pat Corcoran.
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Post by: Hmmmm Nice Bike on June 07, 2018, 08:06:10 AM
Wasn't Henry Sanchez on here before?
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Post by: se7en3two on June 07, 2018, 08:12:44 AM
You always hear SLAP message boards being mentioned a ton during interviews, podcasts, etc.

Gotta be more then just 3-4 guys here...
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: pizza bitch on June 07, 2018, 08:14:21 AM
I think my friend Donny is on here. Donny, you're out of your element.
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Post by: SodaJerk on June 07, 2018, 08:18:26 AM
The Gipper is Jason Dill
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Post by: shark tits on June 07, 2018, 08:18:57 AM
I think my friend Donny is on here. Donny, you're out of your element.
where were we before we came here, donny?
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on June 07, 2018, 08:38:39 AM
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I知 Guy Kampfen. I知 writing this by nollie heelflip nosesliding around the keyboard.
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That's cool, I guess you moved on from pretending to be Pat Corcoran.


I once pretended to be Pappalardo too.
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Post by: Surf-goth on June 07, 2018, 08:43:09 AM
Bobby puleo
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Post by: doomstation55 on June 07, 2018, 08:48:59 AM
I believe that queefer madness is actually Pat Duffy
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Post by: GAY on June 07, 2018, 08:53:27 AM
Oprah Winfrey posts on here which I think is so amazing. #blessed
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Post by: streetsoup on June 07, 2018, 10:25:54 AM
Gay is actually just a giddy Andy Roy
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Post by: chipped tail on June 07, 2018, 10:27:23 AM
Oprah Winfrey posts on here which I think is so amazing. #blessed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JSDyKTLtM4
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on June 07, 2018, 10:35:33 AM
SLAP gets brought up to me a lot and I call those people out for being lurkers or accuse them of being bawtard
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: SodaJerk on June 07, 2018, 11:02:37 AM
I believe that queefer madness is actually Pat Duffy
Pat Duffy fucks dogs?
SLAP gets brought up to me a lot and I call those people out for being lurkers or accuse them of being bawtard
Is this before or after they kick your drunk ass out of a signing?
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Post by: Zurg on June 07, 2018, 12:00:55 PM
Chalmers and Corey Sheppard used to post on here. Chalmers still might
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Post by: Pigeon on June 07, 2018, 12:03:14 PM
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I believe that queefer madness is actually Pat Duffy
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Pat Duffy fucks dogs?
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SLAP gets brought up to me a lot and I call those people out for being lurkers or accuse them of being bawtard
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Is this before or after they kick your drunk ass out of a signing?
If Pat doesn稚 fuck the dogs, the terrorists win.
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: shark tits on June 07, 2018, 12:04:05 PM
brink
brian seber
chris neiratko
dirtbag p
big pink aka larry perkins aka lil playa
confirmed.
but if you're looking for conjecture, mike carroll
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on June 07, 2018, 12:05:57 PM
I知 Guy Kampfen. I知 writing this by nollie heelflip nosesliding around the keyboard.
How do you feel about Magnus stealing your Monkey Business track?

James Craig, where you at?
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: pabloalvarado on June 07, 2018, 12:20:04 PM
The guy that runs the WKND website !
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Post by: GAY on June 07, 2018, 12:26:11 PM
Gay is actually just a giddy, less sexy Andy Roy
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on June 07, 2018, 12:28:52 PM
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I believe that queefer madness is actually Pat Duffy
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Pat Duffy fucks dogs?
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SLAP gets brought up to me a lot and I call those people out for being lurkers or accuse them of being bawtard
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Is this before or after they kick your drunk ass out of a signing?

you and your perfect memory soda
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: shit_for_brains on June 07, 2018, 12:39:53 PM
Everyone who knows Jason Jessee
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Post by: sharkin on June 07, 2018, 12:43:02 PM
It'd be dope if nike leticia was on here but we just have the anti-hero version
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Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on June 07, 2018, 12:48:30 PM
remember when people thought MexicanSpaniard was stefan janoski?
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Post by: Ghost Face Nigga on June 07, 2018, 01:05:21 PM
everyone i know of acts like they dont fuck with slap but when im on here i see "Boston this" and "Orchard skate shop that" and i get really pissed off cause id love to talk about the funny shit i see on here outside of slap but then i also get paranoid i might say something here and get held accountable for it in real life hahaha
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Post by: City of Drunken Totems on June 07, 2018, 03:07:55 PM
jayme fortune lol
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Post by: reptar_bar on June 07, 2018, 03:13:02 PM
Austyn Gillette because that thread disappeared pretty quick
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: dumptruck12 on June 07, 2018, 03:24:35 PM
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can't be. i believe tate actually skates
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As annoying as he is, you know Roger is pretty good?
how is he annoying? He only drinks, he never talks? He痴 actually pretty rad haha
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: SodaJerk on June 07, 2018, 03:31:15 PM
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I believe that queefer madness is actually Pat Duffy
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Pat Duffy fucks dogs?
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SLAP gets brought up to me a lot and I call those people out for being lurkers or accuse them of being bawtard
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Is this before or after they kick your drunk ass out of a signing?
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you and your perfect memory soda
It's a curse
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: puff daddy on June 07, 2018, 03:36:15 PM
daryl angel has to have a secret slap account at this point
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: GOKU on June 07, 2018, 03:39:53 PM
I was on here back when Sluggo was here, I'm a god dang lifer.
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: Yu Dum on June 07, 2018, 04:43:01 PM
Austyn Gillette because that thread disappeared pretty quick
What thread?
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: GAY on June 07, 2018, 04:44:11 PM
I was on here back when Sluggo was here, I'm a god dang lifer.

Sluggo is such a stud.
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: reptar_bar on June 07, 2018, 05:02:07 PM
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Austyn Gillette because that thread disappeared pretty quick
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What thread?

Speculation of him being of wknd
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: puff daddy on June 07, 2018, 05:12:19 PM
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Austyn Gillette because that thread disappeared pretty quick
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What thread?
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Speculation of him being of wknd
so what was the verdict ? any proof of him being of ? sorry i missed that thread and it sounds potentially interesting
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: reptar_bar on June 07, 2018, 05:19:55 PM
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Austyn Gillette because that thread disappeared pretty quick
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What thread?
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Speculation of him being of wknd
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so what was the verdict ? any proof of him being of ? sorry i missed that thread and it sounds potentially interesting

He's not on the WKND team page on their website anymore. I just tried to check again and the sites not really working right now. Its possible it was a mistake and someone at WKND is fixing the site. But who knows
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: Seadramon on June 07, 2018, 05:38:52 PM
GAY posts on here
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Post by: doublesteveburger on June 07, 2018, 05:39:07 PM
The amount of people that actually check team pages on here frequently leads me to believe that you are all silly.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 07, 2018, 05:40:42 PM
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Austyn Gillette because that thread disappeared pretty quick
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What thread?
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Speculation of him being of wknd
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so what was the verdict ? any proof of him being of ? sorry i missed that thread and it sounds potentially interesting
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He's not on the WKND team page on their website anymore. I just tried to check again and the sites not really working right now. Its possible it was a mistake and someone at WKND is fixing the site. But who knows

There's no way.
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: cloudy on June 07, 2018, 05:43:06 PM
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Austyn Gillette because that thread disappeared pretty quick
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What thread?
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Speculation of him being of wknd
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so what was the verdict ? any proof of him being of ? sorry i missed that thread and it sounds potentially interesting
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He's not on the WKND team page on their website anymore. I just tried to check again and the sites not really working right now. Its possible it was a mistake and someone at WKND is fixing the site. But who knows

that's pretty much correct. i had just popped into the thread to catch what i think might have been the last post. it was left by someone claiming to be the web developer for WKND. apparently he was updating the site but didn't yet have new pictures from austyn or alex schmidt, so both of them were missing from the team page. i guess something went wrong as he said that the public wasn't supposed to be able to have access to that page while he was working on it. shortly thereafter the thread was deleted. both of them are still listed as riders on WKND's instagram, so i imagine everything's in order.
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Post by: jakeumms on June 07, 2018, 05:43:46 PM
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Austyn Gillette because that thread disappeared pretty quick
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What thread?
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Speculation of him being of wknd
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so what was the verdict ? any proof of him being of ? sorry i missed that thread and it sounds potentially interesting
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He's not on the WKND team page on their website anymore. I just tried to check again and the sites not really working right now. Its possible it was a mistake and someone at WKND is fixing the site. But who knows
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There's no way.

I felt like this was kind of announced in last month's WKND Thrasher ad. The text was something like Austyn Gillette has no more footage for WKND. I read that as him being of but people seemed to think otherwise.
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: puff daddy on June 07, 2018, 06:13:00 PM

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He's not on the WKND team page on their website anymore. I just tried to check again and the sites not really working right now. Its possible it was a mistake and someone at WKND is fixing the site. But who knows
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There's no way.
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I felt like this was kind of announced in last month's WKND Thrasher ad. The text was something like Austyn Gillette has no more footage for WKND. I read that as him being of but people seemed to think otherwise.
well he did just drop a 5 minute part
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: nopes on June 07, 2018, 06:17:28 PM
I was on here back when Sluggo was here, I'm a god dang lifer.

haha me too! he sent me an RDS deck back then. was he the first pro posting here?
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Post by: jakeumms on June 07, 2018, 06:37:36 PM

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He's not on the WKND team page on their website anymore. I just tried to check again and the sites not really working right now. Its possible it was a mistake and someone at WKND is fixing the site. But who knows
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There's no way.
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I felt like this was kind of announced in last month's WKND Thrasher ad. The text was something like Austyn Gillette has no more footage for WKND. I read that as him being of but people seemed to think otherwise.
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well he did just drop a 5 minute part

That was where I think my confusion came from. The person above me said he's still on so i'm just a big ol kook.
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 07, 2018, 06:44:41 PM
Today on the Nine Club Experience Roger was talking about the Austyn half-cab flip debate and was trying so hard to not say he saw it on Slap.
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on June 07, 2018, 06:50:44 PM
I deleted the thread a bit prematurely as I took the web guys word for it. I did get a few responses from friends in Los Angeles later on who would know what's up, they seem to think he is off, and will be doing his own thing. Time will tell.
Wouldn't be surprised if Former became a board brand. Hopefully he learns from BA's 3D missteps.
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: sleepypancakes on June 07, 2018, 06:52:11 PM
brink
brian seber
chris neiratko
dirtbag p
big pink aka larry perkins aka lil playa
confirmed.
but if you're looking for conjecture, mike carroll
If you're here Mike, revive Think. Come on, do it.
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on June 07, 2018, 07:01:04 PM
JK and Grecs defs lurk
Burnett probs has multiple accounts
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Post by: Francis Xavier on June 07, 2018, 07:28:20 PM
Of course a good chunk of the industry lurks here. None of my friends do,but I'm sure I've skated with some Pals at a local skatepark. Not like it comes up in conversation,but it'd be funny to shoot the shit.
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Post by: Budgie Lasek on June 07, 2018, 07:50:05 PM
I had a decent length conversation with MJ once, musing about Slap... said he used to post on here. Seemed pretty familiar with some usernames.
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: baby dick on June 07, 2018, 07:54:10 PM
i'm John Wick
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Post by: Owen on June 07, 2018, 08:16:52 PM
Simon Woodstock has graced us with his kookiness.

I remember  Jud Herztler of Foundation Art Bars fame popped up for a while.
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Post by: Zurg on June 07, 2018, 08:24:56 PM
ted degros came on here to give us an update
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Post by: Sanka Coffie on June 07, 2018, 08:41:45 PM

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He's not on the WKND team page on their website anymore. I just tried to check again and the sites not really working right now. Its possible it was a mistake and someone at WKND is fixing the site. But who knows
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There's no way.

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I felt like this was kind of announced in last month's WKND Thrasher ad. The text was something like Austyn Gillette has no more footage for WKND. I read that as him being of but people seemed to think otherwise.
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well he did just drop a 5 minute part

he's also currently on a trip with some of the wknd dudes in upstate new york and was just on that jump ramp tour they did like 5 days ago
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Post by: Hmmmm Nice Bike on June 07, 2018, 08:50:26 PM
Bruce Willis is on here sometimes.
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Post by: Prawn Cocktail on June 07, 2018, 09:16:05 PM
One time I was in a skate shop and the guy was like you can watch skate vids on porn hub. There was a brief look of recognition between us before I got the fuck out of there.
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on June 07, 2018, 09:18:51 PM
Today on the Nine Club Experience Roger was talking about the Austyn half-cab flip debate and was trying so hard to not say he saw it on Slap.

Ride Channel, Nine Club, it's like pigs to the fucking trough over here. Neglect and denial are running rampant in today's world and skateboarding media outlets are no different.
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: jakeumms on June 07, 2018, 09:39:10 PM
One time I was in a skate shop and the guy was like you can watch skate vids on porn hub. There was a brief look of recognition between us before I got the fuck out of there.

My homie was saying he watches all kinds of bootleg TV on there. This is when Rick and Morty season 3 started up. I never get any useful results though. For example, just now I searched skate and got all kinds of skate fetish porn para exemplar DC shoe jobs. Lol no thanks that shit looks like it hurts!
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Post by: pabloalvarado on June 07, 2018, 09:39:23 PM
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Austyn Gillette because that thread disappeared pretty quick
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What thread?
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Speculation of him being of wknd
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so what was the verdict ? any proof of him being of ? sorry i missed that thread and it sounds potentially interesting
[close]

He's not on the WKND team page on their website anymore. I just tried to check again and the sites not really working right now. Its possible it was a mistake and someone at WKND is fixing the site. But who knows
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that's pretty much correct. i had just popped into the thread to catch what i think might have been the last post. it was left by someone claiming to be the web developer for WKND. apparently he was updating the site but didn't yet have new pictures from austyn or alex schmidt, so both of them were missing from the team page. i guess something went wrong as he said that the public wasn't supposed to be able to have access to that page while he was working on it. shortly thereafter the thread was deleted. both of them are still listed as riders on WKND's instagram, so i imagine everything's in order.

I dont know. I remember something about Suciu on Alien and Austyn on Krooked...
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Post by: verylowimpact on June 07, 2018, 10:09:13 PM
I'm assuming Ted Barrow (feedback ts fame) probably lurks.
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on June 08, 2018, 12:10:46 AM
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One time I was in a skate shop and the guy was like you can watch skate vids on porn hub. There was a brief look of recognition between us before I got the fuck out of there.
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My homie was saying he watches all kinds of bootleg TV on there. This is when Rick and Morty season 3 started up. I never get any useful results though. For example, just now I searched skate and got all kinds of skate fetish porn para exemplar DC shoe jobs. Lol no thanks that shit looks like it hurts!

you couldn't get on circa if you wished
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Post by: GAY on June 08, 2018, 08:52:01 AM
Simon Woodstock has graced us with his kookiness.

I remember  Jud Herztler of Foundation Art Bars fame popped up for a while.

#praying4Woodstock
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Post by: Tommy G on June 08, 2018, 09:09:51 AM
Today on the Nine Club Experience Roger was talking about the Austyn half-cab flip debate and was trying so hard to not say he saw it on Slap.

I swear. I heard that shit and I knew that was the only place people were debating it like that.
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 08, 2018, 09:33:20 AM
Remember when good vibes Anthony Shetler came here and told a bunch of kids to kill themselves because they were trying to explain business decisions to him?
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Post by: birdplops on June 08, 2018, 09:53:08 AM
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I think my friend Donny is on here. Donny, you're out of your element.
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where were we before we came here, donny?

I swear, this quote and the chorus from LeAnn Rimes- How Do I live, pop into my head just about everyday.
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Post by: rothdigga on June 08, 2018, 09:56:01 AM
I'm on here...not that it counts for much, but I'm "industry" I guess.  I remember when Cliff and I were judging the Detroit Hart Lines contest a couple years back we ran into a SLAP homie...I was hyped. 
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Post by: Ghost Face Nigga on June 08, 2018, 10:29:31 AM
Remember when good vibes Anthony Shetler came here and told a bunch of kids to kill themselves because they were trying to explain business decisions to him?

noo wayyy!! its crazy that dude grew up VERY VERY close to my hometown and i always thought it was strange everyone i knew didnt really care about him or fuck with him. i always assumed it was cause the "city" he was from was a breeding ground for pieces of shit so i assumed it had something to do with that. after reading your post maybe it did....
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Post by: shark tits on June 08, 2018, 10:31:54 AM
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Remember when good vibes Anthony Shetler came here and told a bunch of kids to kill themselves because they were trying to explain business decisions to him?
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noo wayyy!! its crazy that dude grew up VERY VERY close to my hometown and i always thought it was strange everyone i knew didnt really care about him or fuck with him. i always assumed it was cause the "city" he was from was a breeding ground for pieces of shit so i assumed it had something to do with that. after reading your post maybe it did....
he put a sticker on the wallie at our diy and as we know, it's a slippery slope from stickers to tagging to broken windows to rape and murdah.
so thanks for encouraging entropy and disaster at our plaza, that's all i need!
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Post by: decaf on June 08, 2018, 10:49:13 AM
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Remember when good vibes Anthony Shetler came here and told a bunch of kids to kill themselves because they were trying to explain business decisions to him?
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noo wayyy!! its crazy that dude grew up VERY VERY close to my hometown and i always thought it was strange everyone i knew didnt really care about him or fuck with him. i always assumed it was cause the "city" he was from was a breeding ground for pieces of shit so i assumed it had something to do with that. after reading your post maybe it did....
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he put a sticker on the wallie at our diy and as we know, it's a slippery slope from stickers to tagging to broken windows to rape and murdah.
so thanks for encouraging entropy and disaster at our plaza, that's all i need!

Pun intended?
Title: Re: Who do you **THINK** is on here?
Post by: shark tits on June 08, 2018, 10:52:56 AM
yes suh, i can't help myself.