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Title: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: sluggers on June 21, 2018, 06:31:52 PM
Since it seems many of you want to destroy the skate industry there is a very easy way.

As Don Brown tells it:

"The company that owns this building saw the @themuska @esskateboarding ad in @transworldskate and sued éS for damages to the marble handrail... I believe it cost is around $30k to settle ... but a photo of #TheMuska is priceless... we got a bargain price ...Front 5-0, 180 out"

So, have every property owner and company sue or threaten to sue every sponsor for damages and it will all be done.

You would even get a little percentage of each settlement.

(https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10155321645715855&set=a.10150453791845855.363027.732750854&type=3)
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: paraquat on June 21, 2018, 06:51:54 PM
Where did that footage end up? Was it in “life in the fast lane”?
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: SlappyBum on June 21, 2018, 07:14:00 PM
Since it seems many of you want to destroy the skate industry there is a very easy way.

As Don Brown tells it:

"The company that owns this building saw the @themuska @esskateboarding ad in @transworldskate and sued éS for damages to the marble handrail... I believe it cost is around $30k to settle ... but a photo of #TheMuska is priceless... we got a bargain price ...Front 5-0, 180 out"

So, have every property owner and company sue or threaten to sue every sponsor for damages and it will all be done.

You would even get a little percentage of each settlement.

(https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10155321645715855&set=a.10150453791845855.363027.732750854&type=3)

Actually not the worst idea other than the blowback that would fall on the activity that is skateboarding
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: SneakySecrets on June 21, 2018, 07:14:13 PM
I have always wondered why this doesn’t seem to ever happen.  I’m no lawyer, but couldn’t a case be made that when a big company like Nike commissions a skate video which it uses to help sell their stuff, doesn’t that kind of make them responsible in some way?

With board companies, they probably don’t have enough assets to make them worth suing, but Nike or Adidas is a different story.

I’ve wondered if now that skating is creeping into the broader culture if property owners will start trying to lawyer up if they find out their property ended up being used in promotional material for Nike, especially since a skate video could be thought of as a collection of video clips of crimes being committed.
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: Doroteo Arango on June 21, 2018, 07:16:46 PM
nike probably gets permits for everything they skate in their videos
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: TD on June 21, 2018, 07:18:19 PM
 
Since it seems many of you want to destroy the skate industry there is a very easy way.

As Don Brown tells it:

"The company that owns this building saw the @themuska @esskateboarding ad in @transworldskate and sued éS for damages to the marble handrail... I believe it cost is around $30k to settle ... but a photo of #TheMuska is priceless... we got a bargain price ...Front 5-0, 180 out"

So, have every property owner and company sue or threaten to sue every sponsor for damages and it will all be done.

You would even get a little percentage of each settlement.

(https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10155321645715855&set=a.10150453791845855.363027.732750854&type=3)

Lawful Evil
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on June 21, 2018, 07:21:28 PM
maybe cause skate doesn't destroy, it only leaves black marks and dirty rainbows?
or proving that a particular trick is what caused a particular bit of wreckage might be hard.
idk, it would end skating as we know it, for sure.
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: SneakySecrets on June 21, 2018, 07:37:20 PM
The permit idea would be crazy.  I know they got a permit when Sheckler did that live thing and got hurt and Thrasher has done it for contests.  I’m sure there’s plenty of examples that I don’t know about.

Also the thing about not being able to prove that the trick in the video is an interesting argument, but if a property has a no skateboarding sign and there is footage of skating there, wouldn’t that count as trespassing?

Also think about the how companies will sometimes settle with the plaintiff just to avoid legal fees and bad PR even if they could win a court case.
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on June 21, 2018, 07:42:50 PM
trespassing is a petty misdemeanor punishable by no more than 6 months in jail and a $1000 fine.
that would dent a pro's pocket but not a corporation and since corporation's aren't people, they can't trespass, only the skater can.
also, the fine goes the government, not the 'victim' building/bannister/whatever.
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: SneakySecrets on June 21, 2018, 07:46:23 PM
But if that’s the case, why is eS on the line for the money and not Chad?
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on June 21, 2018, 07:48:37 PM
for damages, not trespass. i think a good lawyer should've beat the case. did they put in new hubbas?
where's brink, we aren't getting the whole story.
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: SlappyBum on June 21, 2018, 10:09:26 PM
trespassing is a petty misdemeanor punishable by no more than 6 months in jail and a $1000 fine.
that would dent a pro's pocket but not a corporation and since corporation's aren't people, they can't trespass, only the skater can.
also, the fine goes the government, not the 'victim' building/bannister/whatever.

Pretty sure ronald reagans dickhead ass actually turned corporations into people but dont quote me
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: sluggers on June 21, 2018, 10:24:55 PM
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trespassing is a petty misdemeanor punishable by no more than 6 months in jail and a $1000 fine.
that would dent a pro's pocket but not a corporation and since corporation's aren't people, they can't trespass, only the skater can.
also, the fine goes the government, not the 'victim' building/bannister/whatever.
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Pretty sure ronald reagans dickhead ass actually turned corporations into people but dont quote me

Yea, I would not quote you.

In a U.S. historical context, the phrase 'Corporate Personhood' refers to the ongoing legal debate over the extent to which rights traditionally associated with natural persons should also be afforded to corporations. A headnote issued by the Court Reporter in the 1886 Supreme Court case Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad Co. claimed to state the sense of the Court regarding the equal protection clause of the Fourteenth Amendment as it applies to corporations, without the Court having actually made a decision or issued a written opinion on that issue. This was the first time that the Supreme Court was reported to hold that the Fourteenth Amendment's equal protection clause granted constitutional protections to corporations as well as to natural persons, although numerous other cases, since Dartmouth College v. Woodward in 1819, had recognized that corporations were entitled to some of the protections of the Constitution.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood)
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: SlappyBum on June 21, 2018, 11:06:34 PM
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trespassing is a petty misdemeanor punishable by no more than 6 months in jail and a $1000 fine.
that would dent a pro's pocket but not a corporation and since corporation's aren't people, they can't trespass, only the skater can.
also, the fine goes the government, not the 'victim' building/bannister/whatever.
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Pretty sure ronald reagans dickhead ass actually turned corporations into people but dont quote me
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Yea, I would not quote you.

In a U.S. historical context, the phrase 'Corporate Personhood' refers to the ongoing legal debate over the extent to which rights traditionally associated with natural persons should also be afforded to corporations. A headnote issued by the Court Reporter in the 1886 Supreme Court case Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad Co. claimed to state the sense of the Court regarding the equal protection clause of the Fourteenth Amendment as it applies to corporations, without the Court having actually made a decision or issued a written opinion on that issue. This was the first time that the Supreme Court was reported to hold that the Fourteenth Amendment's equal protection clause granted constitutional protections to corporations as well as to natural persons, although numerous other cases, since Dartmouth College v. Woodward in 1819, had recognized that corporations were entitled to some of the protections of the Constitution.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood)

Public school has failed
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: stevedave on June 22, 2018, 09:17:34 AM
I have always wondered why this doesn’t seem to ever happen.  I’m no lawyer, but couldn’t a case be made that when a big company like Nike commissions a skate video which it uses to help sell their stuff, doesn’t that kind of make them responsible in some way?

With board companies, they probably don’t have enough assets to make them worth suing, but Nike or Adidas is a different story.

I’ve wondered if now that skating is creeping into the broader culture if property owners will start trying to lawyer up if they find out their property ended up being used in promotional material for Nike, especially since a skate video could be thought of as a collection of video clips of crimes being committed.

I'm sorry, did you not see ANYTHING about 35th North Skateshop in Seattle being sued by the city for building a DIY spot that was part of a Nike run DIY contest? 
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: Aatila on June 22, 2018, 01:55:01 PM
But if that’s the case, why is eS on the line for the money and not Chad?

im guessing because es published the "vandalism" for profit
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: bawtawdinfinity on June 22, 2018, 02:06:40 PM
Crossing the line, completely snitching

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clk7R9sdI6k
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: natenola forever on June 22, 2018, 02:10:01 PM
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As Don Brown tells it:

"The company that owns this building saw the @themuska @esskateboarding ad in @transworldskate and sued éS for damages to the marble handrail... I believe it cost is around $30k to settle ... but a photo of #TheMuska is priceless... we got a bargain price ...Front 5-0, 180 out"
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this is what happened to the hip-hop industry when people started successfully suing for samples, that made it impossible to create another nation of millions, pauls boutique, or 3ft high and rising.

in skating it happened before where lawsuits and insurance companies basically shut down all the 1970s skateparks
Yeah what's kinda weird is sampling is more expensive than ever but the music industry is pretty dead,you'd think these older groups would practically be giving these samples away for a few thousand here and there.
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: SneakySecrets on June 22, 2018, 02:58:18 PM
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I have always wondered why this doesn’t seem to ever happen.  I’m no lawyer, but couldn’t a case be made that when a big company like Nike commissions a skate video which it uses to help sell their stuff, doesn’t that kind of make them responsible in some way?

With board companies, they probably don’t have enough assets to make them worth suing, but Nike or Adidas is a different story.

I’ve wondered if now that skating is creeping into the broader culture if property owners will start trying to lawyer up if they find out their property ended up being used in promotional material for Nike, especially since a skate video could be thought of as a collection of video clips of crimes being committed.
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I'm sorry, did you not see ANYTHING about 35th North Skateshop in Seattle being sued by the city for building a DIY spot that was part of a Nike run DIY contest?

Why do you have a mean tone?
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: Hoeboi on June 22, 2018, 03:05:35 PM
yall really wanna bankrupt the industry just kill yourselves, less skaters equals less consumers equals less money for the industry. very easy. also there will be a positive side effect of less dweebs on the planet earth.
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: SodaJerk on June 22, 2018, 03:11:26 PM
yall really wanna bankrupt the industry just kill yourselves, less skaters equals less consumers equals less money for the industry. very easy. also there will be a positive side effect of less dweebs on the planet earth.
Kill yo self
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: behavioralguide on June 22, 2018, 03:17:40 PM
yall really wanna bankrupt the industry just kill yourselves, less skaters equals less consumers equals less money for the industry. very easy. also there will be a positive side effect of less dweebs on the planet earth.

great first post
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: SneakySecrets on June 22, 2018, 03:21:12 PM
yall really wanna bankrupt the industry just kill yourselves, less skaters equals less consumers equals less money for the industry. very easy. also there will be a positive side effect of less dweebs on the planet earth.

Is it me, or does this also have a bit of a nasty tone to it as well?  I understand and respect your point that we should all go kill ourselves, but there’s no need to be rude about it.
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: ChuckRamone on June 22, 2018, 06:21:40 PM
yall really wanna bankrupt the industry just kill yourselves, less skaters equals less consumers equals less money for the industry. very easy. also there will be a positive side effect of less dweebs on the planet earth.

you first. we promise we’ll do it right after.
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: Hoeboi on June 22, 2018, 08:02:28 PM
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yall really wanna bankrupt the industry just kill yourselves, less skaters equals less consumers equals less money for the industry. very easy. also there will be a positive side effect of less dweebs on the planet earth.
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you first. we promise we’ll do it right after.

trust me i think about doing it all the time, but not because i hate the industry, but because i hate myself
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: shark tits on June 22, 2018, 08:10:02 PM
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yall really wanna bankrupt the industry just kill yourselves, less skaters equals less consumers equals less money for the industry. very easy. also there will be a positive side effect of less dweebs on the planet earth.
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you first. we promise we’ll do it right after.
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trust me i think about doing it all the time, but not because i hate the industry, but because i hate myself
"i hate you motherfuckers, i hate you motherfuckers, i hate you motherfuckers.
my mind's a machine gun, my body's the bullets and the industry is the target."
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: fang on June 22, 2018, 08:14:26 PM
GG   8)
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on June 23, 2018, 12:28:18 PM
so how you going to get municipalities to sue all the fuck ass companies where all they skate is curbs and flat?

I swear on all fuck if this shit puts Frog and Revive at the top I’ll be orally copulating my Remington 870 willfully.
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: Allen. on June 23, 2018, 01:30:14 PM
I don’t think he made that 5-0
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: DannyDee on June 23, 2018, 01:33:46 PM
The permit idea would be crazy.  I know they got a permit when Sheckler did that live thing and got hurt and Thrasher has done it for contests.  I’m sure there’s plenty of examples that I don’t know about.

Also the thing about not being able to prove that the trick in the video is an interesting argument, but if a property has a no skateboarding sign and there is footage of skating there, wouldn’t that count as trespassing?

Also think about the how companies will sometimes settle with the plaintiff just to avoid legal fees and bad PR even if they could win a court case.
Shane O'neill and P-Rod's stuff at that LA triple set. Shane switch 360 flipped it and P-Rod switch Hardflipped it.

Although, this is an absolutely terrible idea. Pretty much everything that got sued for and replaced, would be replaced with skate-stoppers.
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on June 24, 2018, 02:28:26 PM
you can't put a corporation in jail but it's too bad and that law should be changed. maybe the CEO should do the time for pollution, death and scratched hubbas.
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: AitchBeeGayBuh on June 24, 2018, 02:48:25 PM
Where did that footage end up? Was it in “life in the fast lane”?
nah, not the TSA vid. Think I remember seeing it in an independent video Danny Minnick or Darryl Grogan maybe. If I remember right it was shot from far away 16mm.

When I broke by ankle some years ago went an got a cast at the building next door, checked it out an was knobbed at the time.

Didn't Tom K tailslide it in Cold War or was that a different one?
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: Big Skatefase on June 24, 2018, 03:01:44 PM
"there a video of a skateboarder named nyjah huston destroying your property on the internet"

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgZxqE-X0AEPHlb.jpg)

Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: Jo El on June 25, 2018, 11:45:04 PM
"there a video of a skateboarder named nyjah huston destroying your property on the internet"

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgZxqE-X0AEPHlb.jpg)

Fixed
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: REGS on June 26, 2018, 12:20:09 AM
I’m no lawyer, but couldn’t a case be made that when a big company like Nike commissions a skate video which it uses to help sell their stuff, doesn’t that kind of make them responsible in some way?

Ask the guys at 35th North in Seattle...
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on June 26, 2018, 02:02:08 AM
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I’m no lawyer, but couldn’t a case be made that when a big company like Nike commissions a skate video which it uses to help sell their stuff, doesn’t that kind of make them responsible in some way?
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Ask the guys at 35th North in Seattle...

Nike made good with the dudes at 35N. I can't/wont speak for them but I talked with one of the dudes over there and they cleared the air on that shit. I'm not a fan of nike but 35N is going to continue on which is what is important to me.

If you dont know what happened with 35th North and the city of Seattle please use the search function and/or google to get your info on the situation.
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: cosmicgypsies on June 26, 2018, 02:02:50 AM
bankrupting every company who has ever put out a video, photo, web edit, insta clip or any content in general seems like a great idea
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: drunkenshredder on June 26, 2018, 10:56:44 AM
Since it seems many of you want to destroy the skate industry there is a very easy way.

As Don Brown tells it:

"The company that owns this building saw the @themuska @esskateboarding ad in @transworldskate and sued éS for damages to the marble handrail... I believe it cost is around $30k to settle ... but a photo of #TheMuska is priceless... we got a bargain price ...Front 5-0, 180 out"

So, have every property owner and company sue or threaten to sue every sponsor for damages and it will all be done.


i hate you and everything you're about...are you the guy that invented the skate stopper?

You would even get a little percentage of each settlement.

(https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10155321645715855&set=a.10150453791845855.363027.732750854&type=3)
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: GAY on June 26, 2018, 03:43:46 PM
Before I do axel stalls on curbs I definitely get my permits in order. I'm white and German, so rules and protocol are terribly important to me.
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: eraserheadfuckers on June 26, 2018, 04:28:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rihgt-CYYJU
Title: Re: Bankrupt The Industry
Post by: drunkenshredder on June 26, 2018, 09:59:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rihgt-CYYJU

please go away...can you and gentle jones go back to you're shitty music and relive his one ad in thrasher