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Title: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: ShyLow on July 07, 2018, 07:48:59 PM
Ishod couldn't even skate cuz he wrecked w/ Joslin during qualifying practice. Then after Zion beasted in qualifying he got hurt in practice right before the finals. Zion knocked himself out on the wrong side of a concrete kicker. Damn shame. Bless up to those boys.
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Post by: winecrab on July 07, 2018, 08:08:58 PM
Cool story. 7/10.
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Post by: HyperBeam on July 07, 2018, 09:33:05 PM
you prob get some nice insurance money for getting wrecked in street league
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Post by: able on July 07, 2018, 10:21:08 PM
Zion’s fall was particularly gruesome. Hit his head pretty badly. Carried off in a stretcher (for safety) but was waving to the crowd. It was especially hard seeing that since I’m personally recovering from a shifty concussion right now.
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: Salsa Verde on July 07, 2018, 10:24:08 PM
Well damn, that sucks. Hope they are ok. Rippers of the highest order.
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Post by: sharkin on July 08, 2018, 10:11:08 AM
I guess this answers the question If Ishod jumped off a bridge, would Zion too?

In all seriousness, Hope both these boys are ok
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: roomservice on July 08, 2018, 10:13:42 AM
Holy shit that looks bad.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk-OyxEn2N4/
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Post by: pugmaster on July 08, 2018, 10:35:26 AM
Holy shit that looks bad.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk-OyxEn2N4/

Damn, that was brutal
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Post by: coyote2425 on July 08, 2018, 10:43:43 AM
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Holy shit that looks bad.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk-OyxEn2N4/
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Damn, that was brutal

I'd give it about a 9.2.
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: shark tits on July 08, 2018, 10:43:58 AM
head injury like that can really change a man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMLvWX9DtGs
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on July 08, 2018, 11:01:15 AM
why did he fall
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Post by: Leaky McBurnside on July 08, 2018, 11:15:52 AM
there was a Street League contest?
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on July 08, 2018, 11:31:29 AM
I got a concussion about 2 months ago, I am NEVER going back to that spot, he should never go back to street league A frame gap spots either
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: bongboarder420 on July 08, 2018, 11:31:40 AM
why did he fall

Looked like his back truck caught the edge of the ramp or something
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Post by: el chino on July 08, 2018, 12:45:41 PM
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why did he fall
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Looked like his back truck caught the edge of the ramp or something
looked like a lawsuit tome
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: Jacob Gary on July 08, 2018, 02:09:45 PM
I got a concussion about 2 months ago, I am NEVER going back to that spot, he should never go back to street league A frame gap spots either

I pray to god Zion never listens to skate advice given by you.
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: sluggers on July 08, 2018, 04:37:06 PM
Hey, SLS LA, there is an admitted screwdriver child rapist skating around your course!

#MeToo
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on July 08, 2018, 05:38:51 PM
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I got a concussion about 2 months ago, I am NEVER going back to that spot, he should never go back to street league A frame gap spots either
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I pray to god Zion never listens to skate advice given by you.


gamp prays
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 08, 2018, 05:46:07 PM
Everyone had this photo of him sitting in a bathtub with "he's okay" going around and he had the most goofed up I'm-not-okay crossed eyes I've ever seen outside of a cartoon.
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Post by: Merlin on July 08, 2018, 05:52:35 PM
Good, FUCK NIke!
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Post by: ChiefSQueff on July 08, 2018, 06:05:52 PM
Fucking Yuto throwing pebbles on the course again.
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: Jacob Gary on July 08, 2018, 06:20:04 PM
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I got a concussion about 2 months ago, I am NEVER going back to that spot, he should never go back to street league A frame gap spots either
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I pray to god Zion never listens to skate advice given by you.
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gamp prays

Usually for your soul, but yeah.
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: natenola forever on July 08, 2018, 07:21:34 PM
Damn, that Zion slam was a freak accident deal, but the level a lot of dudes are skating these days a small fuck up could have insane consequences
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: VHS ERA on July 08, 2018, 07:25:18 PM
Nah I don’t wanna watch scary bails. Hope he’s ok tho. 2 of the best dudes out
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: eminem96 on July 08, 2018, 07:37:24 PM
Hope they're both okay. They need to make the courses larger again so there's more room between obstacles for proper set-up time.
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: Willie on July 08, 2018, 09:13:16 PM
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why did he fall
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Looked like his back truck caught the edge of the ramp or something


Just a wobble/weird weight placement thing I think.
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: IHOP on July 08, 2018, 09:27:45 PM
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why did he fall
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Looked like his back truck caught the edge of the ramp or something
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Just a wobble/weird weight placement thing I think.

definetly caught the corner of the ramp, grinded up it a lil
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 08, 2018, 10:04:12 PM
Zion is fine,he bbq' it up with Leticia today
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: Alan on July 09, 2018, 07:12:43 AM
Zion’s fall was particularly gruesome. Hit his head pretty badly. Carried off in a stretcher (for safety) but was waving to the crowd. It was especially hard seeing that since I’m personally recovering from a shifty concussion right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE7zBMjubqw
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: brucewillis on July 09, 2018, 07:17:07 AM
nine club for sure
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Post by: Sleazy on July 10, 2018, 10:13:13 AM
anyone watch? joslin got robbed. glad to see some other skaters winning these things.
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Post by: able on July 10, 2018, 04:57:32 PM
anyone watch? joslin got robbed. glad to see some other skaters winning these things.
I watch all these damn things. 🤓
Joslin was 2nd, Hoefler was 3rd. Nyjah was 4th but could have easily gotten 2nd or 3rd but had to go for 1st in the best trick and fell. Manny got 5th but won the hearts of all the spectators, and Yuto got 1st because he’s in full fucking contest destroyer mode. He will probably win all the contests the rest of this year.
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: Xen on July 10, 2018, 08:46:04 PM
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anyone watch? joslin got robbed. glad to see some other skaters winning these things.
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I watch all these damn things. 🤓
Joslin was 2nd, Hoefler was 3rd. Nyjah was 4th but could have easily gotten 2nd or 3rd but had to go for 1st in the best trick and fell. Manny got 5th but won the hearts of all the spectators, and Yuto got 1st because he’s in full fucking contest destroyer mode. He will probably win all the contests the rest of this year.

I've watched Yuto skate locally, kid can just roll up and start throwing out bangers; he's amazing to watch in person, so effortless.
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on July 11, 2018, 09:20:40 AM
yuto got the best looking arms in skateboarding
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: Fongstarr. on July 11, 2018, 09:39:23 AM
Crazy how Blind just won't turn Yuto pro already. I feel like he'd cash in with all the kids that watch SLS. Would be cool if he now road for a Japanese brand out of no where.
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Post by: Sold Out on July 11, 2018, 03:38:22 PM
Crazy how Blind just won't turn Yuto pro already. I feel like he'd cash in with all the kids that watch SLS. Would be cool if he now road for a Japanese brand out of no where.

He doesn't have a board in their holiday catalogue, so I'm guessing he's gone...
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Post by: Budgie Lasek on July 11, 2018, 04:24:10 PM
Crazy how Blind just won't turn Yuto pro already. I feel like he'd cash in with all the kids that watch SLS. Would be cool if he now road for a Japanese brand out of no where.

He falls right into the 'ridiculously good but too boring to be marketable' category. Personality is important, both literally and in regards to how you skate.
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 11, 2018, 09:22:22 PM
Yuto did the Gino trick down a 10 stair rail first try with his hands at his sides. Kid is a freak.
Kelly Hart is a street league judge apparently, making him associated with any and all nine clubs
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: h00man on July 12, 2018, 11:10:17 AM
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Crazy how Blind just won't turn Yuto pro already. I feel like he'd cash in with all the kids that watch SLS. Would be cool if he now road for a Japanese brand out of no where.
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He falls right into the 'ridiculously good but too boring to be marketable' category. Personality is important, both literally and in regards to how you skate.

Maybe he's just too humble? Japanese culture is different.
Title: Re: Ishod & Zion both got broken off at SLS LA
Post by: jomeara1 on July 12, 2018, 04:56:34 PM
Damn that was rough.

Aside from that, I really hate street league and the whole side line reporter thing is so cringey to me.
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Post by: Budgie Lasek on July 12, 2018, 05:14:01 PM
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Crazy how Blind just won't turn Yuto pro already. I feel like he'd cash in with all the kids that watch SLS. Would be cool if he now road for a Japanese brand out of no where.
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He falls right into the 'ridiculously good but too boring to be marketable' category. Personality is important, both literally and in regards to how you skate.
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Maybe he's just too humble? Japanese culture is different.

For sure, and not trying to knock him so much as just point out the obvious. Clean cut, well mannered and humble while being ridiculously good doesn't always add up to an interesting career.