Slap MessageBoards

Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: JamesFardy on July 08, 2018, 04:47:43 PM

Title: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: JamesFardy on July 08, 2018, 04:47:43 PM
Researching for an upcoming Buzzfeed article....
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on July 08, 2018, 04:48:22 PM
Brian Anderson
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: decaf on July 08, 2018, 04:53:58 PM
Nick Garcia.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Nth syd bear on July 08, 2018, 04:55:41 PM
Dude search for a thread called skateboarders Weiner wallets
All your answers are in there
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 08, 2018, 05:50:40 PM
Chris Gentry posted some more cleavage shots of his wife over the weekend
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: VHS ERA on July 08, 2018, 05:56:11 PM
Brian Anderson

Not my type but Lacey Bakers girlfriend is pretty hot
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: ChiefSQueff on July 08, 2018, 05:59:51 PM
BA is dating a hunk
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: victor doom on July 08, 2018, 07:05:41 PM
Walker Ryan
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Pigeon on July 08, 2018, 07:10:18 PM
not Joey Pepper.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on July 08, 2018, 08:04:49 PM
BA is dating a hunk of shit
sorry, he seems like a nice guy but the sentenced looked incomplete.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: doublesteveburger on July 08, 2018, 08:13:06 PM
Brian Anderson's husband is adorable as hell
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: reptar_bar on July 08, 2018, 11:34:38 PM
Nick Garcia.

facts
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: burn_to_live on July 09, 2018, 06:24:28 AM
Garrett Ginner's girlfriend
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: pointandclick on July 09, 2018, 09:09:01 AM
Garrett Ginner's girlfriend
the title of this thread is "Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?"
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: GAY on July 09, 2018, 09:16:22 AM
Brian Anderson's husband is adorable as hell

He's also super-nice.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: fftc on July 09, 2018, 09:39:26 AM
(https://thecabe.com/forum/attachments/this-thread-is-worthless-without-pictures-jpg.640299/)
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: alonelikeastone on July 09, 2018, 09:42:52 AM
Jerry Hsu
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: calvinsdream on July 09, 2018, 10:39:40 AM
Winkowski
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: theknifesong on July 09, 2018, 01:52:54 PM
How about David Gonzales GF?
(https://scontent-frx5-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/4ea245aebadbe6a3b41d525c5806186d/5BE4BFA5/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p750x750/23161468_144053339655777_5778066799488663552_n.jpg)
https://www.instagram.com/adelsagdi/ (https://www.instagram.com/adelsagdi/)
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Robert Baratheon on July 09, 2018, 01:57:43 PM
is "GF/wife" French for weiner wallet?
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: feedmeseymour on July 09, 2018, 01:58:17 PM
How about David Gonzales GF?
(https://scontent-frx5-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/4ea245aebadbe6a3b41d525c5806186d/5BE4BFA5/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p750x750/23161468_144053339655777_5778066799488663552_n.jpg)
https://www.instagram.com/adelsagdi/ (https://www.instagram.com/adelsagdi/)

damn that girl is stacked.. do you think she knows her boyfriend is irrelevant in skateboarding?
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: theknifesong on July 09, 2018, 02:02:08 PM
damn that girl is stacked.. do you think she knows her boyfriend is irrelevant in skateboarding?

Hahaha! Good one.
I've heard she's looking for some one who good at posting at message boards.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: shark tits on July 09, 2018, 02:17:11 PM
she's mainstream sexy but she looks like she's mrs handiman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkQQGsOegv0
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: drewdown on July 09, 2018, 02:19:49 PM
Expand Quote
How about David Gonzales GF?
(https://scontent-frx5-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/4ea245aebadbe6a3b41d525c5806186d/5BE4BFA5/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p750x750/23161468_144053339655777_5778066799488663552_n.jpg)
https://www.instagram.com/adelsagdi/ (https://www.instagram.com/adelsagdi/)
[close]

damn that girl is stacked.. do you think she knows her boyfriend is irrelevant in skateboarding?

No ass though...like god put it all in the front and forgot to add anything to the back. 
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: dirty ol man on July 09, 2018, 03:28:41 PM
cromers chick is bomb

joslin wife is fresh

whoever muska is piping

Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Fongstarr. on July 09, 2018, 03:41:41 PM
No ass though...like god put it all in the front and forgot to add anything to the back.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjmuh4KgDuG/?taken-by=adelsagdi
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Iceman on July 09, 2018, 05:46:23 PM
she should have gotten ass implants too.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: feedmeseymour on July 09, 2018, 07:12:15 PM
Expand Quote
damn that girl is stacked.. do you think she knows her boyfriend is irrelevant in skateboarding?
[close]

Hahaha! Good one.
I've heard she's looking for some one who good at posting at message boards.

Makes sense, girls usually like funny guys more than one hit wonders
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: GOKU on July 09, 2018, 07:29:06 PM
Keelan Dadd, obviously. Vaping out yr ass in a public video is wifey material!
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Pigeon on July 09, 2018, 07:33:08 PM
Keelan Dadd, obviously. Vaping out yr ass in a public video is wifey material!
They’re still together after him and Scumbag got busted?
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 09, 2018, 07:52:07 PM
Expand Quote
Keelan Dadd, obviously. Vaping out yr ass in a public video is wifey material!
[close]
They’re still together after him and Scumbag got busted?
don't think so, doesn't she do some sort of online porn gig these days?
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: georgethecat on July 09, 2018, 08:04:46 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Keelan Dadd, obviously. Vaping out yr ass in a public video is wifey material!
[close]
They’re still together after him and Scumbag got busted?
[close]
don't think so, doesn't she do some sort of online porn gig these days?

Probably?
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Surf-goth on July 09, 2018, 08:19:43 PM
Expand Quote
How about David Gonzales GF?
(https://scontent-frx5-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/4ea245aebadbe6a3b41d525c5806186d/5BE4BFA5/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p750x750/23161468_144053339655777_5778066799488663552_n.jpg)
https://www.instagram.com/adelsagdi/ (https://www.instagram.com/adelsagdi/)
[close]

damn that girl is stacked.. do you think she knows her boyfriend is irrelevant in skateboarding?

Daveed is sick so he's at least relevant to me. No matter how much hate he gets he was soty and kills everything he approaches
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on July 09, 2018, 08:24:50 PM
But is she gluten free?
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 09, 2018, 09:06:39 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Keelan Dadd, obviously. Vaping out yr ass in a public video is wifey material!
[close]
They’re still together after him and Scumbag got busted?
[close]
don't think so, doesn't she do some sort of online porn gig these days?
[close]

Probably?
https://www.sukiesukie.com/shop + https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk_IPKwgdBn/?hl=en&taken-by=ilovesukie
= definitely!
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: CHOW on July 09, 2018, 09:13:50 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Keelan Dadd, obviously. Vaping out yr ass in a public video is wifey material!
[close]
They’re still together after him and Scumbag got busted?
[close]
don't think so, doesn't she do some sort of online porn gig these days?
[close]

Probably?
[close]
https://www.sukiesukie.com/shop + https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk_IPKwgdBn/?hl=en&taken-by=ilovesukie
= definitely!
Shoutout to her for making some money, but I can't believe there are people horny enough to pay $100 for that.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Iceman on July 10, 2018, 03:22:23 AM
Expand Quote
Keelan Dadd, obviously. Vaping out yr ass in a public video is wifey material!
[close]
They’re still together after him and Scumbag got busted?
he's dating her little sister now
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: brucewillis on July 10, 2018, 05:24:22 AM
How about David Gonzales GF?
(https://scontent-frx5-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/4ea245aebadbe6a3b41d525c5806186d/5BE4BFA5/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p750x750/23161468_144053339655777_5778066799488663552_n.jpg)
https://www.instagram.com/adelsagdi/ (https://www.instagram.com/adelsagdi/)
There are some strong rumors that David Gonzalez when he was here in brazil he was involved in a threesome with a guy and a girl and david was in the middle, and the other dude right behind him. By the way his current GF is hot as fuck congrats David, anyway just rumors and he rips, kinda kooky, but rips
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Eds_gallerist on July 10, 2018, 05:40:43 AM
You living in brazil now Bruce? 
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: brucewillis on July 10, 2018, 05:43:04 AM
You living in brazil now Bruce?
beach house at copacabana
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Owen on July 10, 2018, 05:58:10 AM
How about David Gonzales GF?
(https://scontent-frx5-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/4ea245aebadbe6a3b41d525c5806186d/5BE4BFA5/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p750x750/23161468_144053339655777_5778066799488663552_n.jpg)
https://www.instagram.com/adelsagdi/ (https://www.instagram.com/adelsagdi/)

My god, what a beautiful rack
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 10, 2018, 07:21:43 AM
A article on Weiner wallets? But why?
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: sluggers on July 10, 2018, 07:30:00 AM
Award for lamest tat.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Ghost Face Nigga on July 10, 2018, 08:04:18 AM
not Joey Pepper.


i love joey and ive never seen his wife but for some reason this comment made me ctfu
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Ghost Face Nigga on July 10, 2018, 08:15:26 AM
Expand Quote
not Joey Pepper.
[close]


i love joey and ive never seen his wife but for some reason this comment made me ctfu

just looked her up on insta, shes not ugly. idk shes cute. that was funny but mean
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: lilboosie on July 10, 2018, 09:08:19 AM
yall gonna need evidentiary support for these...

Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: HyenaChaser on July 10, 2018, 09:19:05 AM
Expand Quote
How about David Gonzales GF?
(https://scontent-frx5-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/4ea245aebadbe6a3b41d525c5806186d/5BE4BFA5/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p750x750/23161468_144053339655777_5778066799488663552_n.jpg)
https://www.instagram.com/adelsagdi/ (https://www.instagram.com/adelsagdi/)
[close]

damn that girl is stacked.. do you think she knows her boyfriend is irrelevant in skateboarding?

Women that don't skate don't give a shit about skateboarding
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 10, 2018, 09:25:51 AM
David Gonzales' girl likes guys who skate and shred solos at the same time with a gopro attached so keep in mind that consent is tricky when you fuck regular people.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: shark tits on July 10, 2018, 09:59:00 AM
yo, since when did joey pepper turn into al partanen?
i'd be a slice of bread on a joey and mrs peppercini sandwich.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: calvinsdream on July 10, 2018, 11:11:35 AM
David Gonzales' girl likes guys who skate and shred solos at the same time with a gopro attached so keep in mind that consent is tricky when you fuck regular people.

But he can shred AND skate AT THE SAME TIME BRO

Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Vitriol on July 10, 2018, 05:39:30 PM
Come on, can I be the only one mesmerized by GT's??
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Hoeboi on July 10, 2018, 06:08:50 PM
smells like cheetos and virginity in here. im out
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: poorlatino on July 10, 2018, 06:26:58 PM
I had no idea Keelan and Baby Scumbag got arrested because ironically I was in prison when that happened (not for weird shit). I just read a 42 page thread on it also..What happened to those guys? So fuckin crazy..
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Pigeon on July 10, 2018, 06:33:16 PM
I had no idea Keelan and Baby Scumbag got arrested because ironically I was in prison when that happened (not for weird shit). I just read a 42 page thread on it also..What happened to those guys? So fuckin crazy..
What were you in prison for?
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: poorlatino on July 10, 2018, 06:49:21 PM
Prescription drug fraud, distribution, being a piece of shit.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: fakie nollie on July 10, 2018, 06:50:54 PM
Expand Quote
I had no idea Keelan and Baby Scumbag got arrested because ironically I was in prison when that happened (not for weird shit). I just read a 42 page thread on it also..What happened to those guys? So fuckin crazy..
[close]
What were you in prison for?

Seriously, do tell!

A part of me was really happy when I found out Baby Scumbag was not a baby scumbag but a full sized piece of shit
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Shifty Flip on July 11, 2018, 04:20:22 AM
Prescription drug fraud, distribution, being a piece of shit.

Is that you in your sig? I instantly imagined that backpack full of scrips and fake IDs. Then imagined you getting busted with all that while arguing with the cops trying to get it of a skateboarding ticket.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: JB on July 11, 2018, 06:58:29 AM
what slap pal has the hottest wife/gf?
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: brucewillis on July 11, 2018, 07:26:00 AM
what slap pal has the hottest wife/gf?
GAY
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on July 11, 2018, 07:49:31 AM
what slap pal has the hottest wife/gf?
post a W/W
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 11, 2018, 07:50:41 AM
My wife has huge tits.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: lilboosie on July 11, 2018, 08:02:04 AM
My wife has huge tits.

huge based on the perportions of the rest of her, or huge based on any scale of measurement ?

askin for a friend
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 11, 2018, 08:02:46 AM
Expand Quote
My wife has huge tits.
[close]

huge based on the perportions of the rest of her, or huge based on any scale of measurement ?

askin for a friend

Both.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Sick Duck on July 11, 2018, 08:11:53 AM
I do love her titties
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: poorlatino on July 11, 2018, 08:29:29 AM
Expand Quote
Prescription drug fraud, distribution, being a piece of shit.
[close]

Is that you in your sig? I instantly imagined that backpack full of scrips and fake IDs. Then imagined you getting busted with all that while arguing with the cops trying to get it of a skateboarding ticket.

No I'm not sure who that is I always forget. I've had this account since 2012 but didn't use it for like 3 years. I would like to think I was a little more sophisticated and didn't have to carry a backpack full of evidence, but in the end I got caught. None of it was very smart. Truth be told that experience was the best thing to ever happen to me and my life has changed dramatically for the better. Almost 3 years sober, I hate how every time I post my sobriety always come up and I seem like an asshole but I'm proud of myself for the first time in my life..

Also, my gf is drop dead gorgeous but i'm not posting her picture because I learned that lesson years ago.




Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Sick Duck on July 11, 2018, 08:31:02 AM
What could possibly go wrong with that?
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on July 11, 2018, 08:32:12 AM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Prescription drug fraud, distribution, being a piece of shit.
[close]

Is that you in your sig? I instantly imagined that backpack full of scrips and fake IDs. Then imagined you getting busted with all that while arguing with the cops trying to get it of a skateboarding ticket.
[close]

No I'm not sure who that is I always forget. I've had this account since 2012 but didn't use it for like 3 years. I would like to think I was a little more sophisticated and didn't have to carry a backpack full of evidence, but in the end I got caught. None of it was very smart. Truth be told that experience was the best thing to ever happen to me and my life has changed dramatically for the better. Almost 3 years sober now days. I hate how every time I post my sobriety always come up and I seem like an asshole,  I'm proud of myself for the first time in my life though!

Also, my gf is drop dead gorgeous but i'm not posting her picture because I learned that lesson years ago.

Congrats on the sobriety. Been sober since October myself.

I think that's Mikey Chin in your sig.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: poorlatino on July 11, 2018, 08:34:54 AM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Prescription drug fraud, distribution, being a piece of shit.
[close]

Is that you in your sig? I instantly imagined that backpack full of scrips and fake IDs. Then imagined you getting busted with all that while arguing with the cops trying to get it of a skateboarding ticket.
[close]

No I'm not sure who that is I always forget. I've had this account since 2012 but didn't use it for like 3 years. I would like to think I was a little more sophisticated and didn't have to carry a backpack full of evidence, but in the end I got caught. None of it was very smart. Truth be told that experience was the best thing to ever happen to me and my life has changed dramatically for the better. Almost 3 years sober now days. I hate how every time I post my sobriety always come up and I seem like an asshole,  I'm proud of myself for the first time in my life though!

Also, my gf is drop dead gorgeous but i'm not posting her picture because I learned that lesson years ago.
[close]

Congrats on the sobriety. Been sober since October myself.

I think that's Mikey Chin in your sig.

Nice job man! Skating is definitely more enjoyable sober.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: calvinsdream on July 11, 2018, 10:00:31 AM
smells like cheetos and virginity in here. im out

You're just smelling your own balls.
Title: Re: Which pro skater has the hottest GF/wife ?
Post by: Paletta on July 11, 2018, 07:26:41 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Prescription drug fraud, distribution, being a piece of shit.
[close]

Is that you in your sig? I instantly imagined that backpack full of scrips and fake IDs. Then imagined you getting busted with all that while arguing with the cops trying to get it of a skateboarding ticket.
[close]

No I'm not sure who that is I always forget. I've had this account since 2012 but didn't use it for like 3 years. I would like to think I was a little more sophisticated and didn't have to carry a backpack full of evidence, but in the end I got caught. None of it was very smart. Truth be told that experience was the best thing to ever happen to me and my life has changed dramatically for the better. Almost 3 years sober now days. I hate how every time I post my sobriety always come up and I seem like an asshole,  I'm proud of myself for the first time in my life though!

Also, my gf is drop dead gorgeous but i'm not posting her picture because I learned that lesson years ago.
[close]

Congrats on the sobriety. Been sober since October myself.

I think that's Mikey Chin in your sig.
[close]

Nice job man! Skating is definitely more enjoyable sober.

Definitely debatable