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Title: Jaws in Vans
Post by: shingles on July 11, 2018, 01:14:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTL0-0NQksM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTL0-0NQksM)

Seems like Jaws is still not marketable for footwear brands... I bet he's just getting flowed by Vans, like Vans always does
Someone get this guy on Heelys...
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: cosmicgypsies on July 11, 2018, 02:55:14 AM
his poor feet
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: feedmeseymour on July 11, 2018, 05:12:40 AM
he should really look into these to help absorb hi impact
(https://elliesitek.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/il_fullxfull_261729492.jpg)
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: brucewillis on July 11, 2018, 05:49:49 AM
He was wearing footprint in that My “Boards Eye View” clip for weedmaps, but who cares about footprint?
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: heckler on July 11, 2018, 06:16:32 AM
Not at all surprised that Jaws waxes coping.
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: euro tm on July 11, 2018, 09:32:36 AM
Not at all surprised that Jaws waxes coping.

hahahahaha
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: GAY on July 11, 2018, 09:48:09 AM
Was thinking this might be a follow up to Snakes on a Plane.
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: puff daddy on July 11, 2018, 10:23:27 AM
he should just ride for footprint shoes until they go out of business in 6 months and then go back to pro flow for eternity
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: SHIREFLIP on July 11, 2018, 10:27:38 AM
Was thinking this might be a follow up to Snakes on a Plane.
(https://i.imgur.com/vVkoPPU.gif)
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: h00man on July 11, 2018, 10:42:32 AM
He was wearing footprint in that My “Boards Eye View” clip for weedmaps, but who cares about footprint?

I do. Footprint INSOLES are amazing and worth it.

The shoes can fuck off.
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: MintySandwhich on July 11, 2018, 11:10:03 AM
When he was wearing nikes, he would remove the Nike Logo off the shoe so they would not get any publicity, because they were not paying him.

I wonder if that means Vans is paying him.
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: fs overkrook on July 11, 2018, 11:52:08 AM
When he was wearing nikes, he would remove the Nike Logo off the shoe so they would not get any publicity, because they were not paying him.

I wonder if that means Vans is paying him.
I’ve seen him rocking the swoosh several times. Liar.
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: nopes on July 11, 2018, 12:02:05 PM
i keep reading the thread title as "Jews in Vans" and wondering when 10/10 started posting here.
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: brucewillis on July 11, 2018, 12:40:44 PM
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He was wearing footprint in that My “Boards Eye View” clip for weedmaps, but who cares about footprint?
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I do. Footprint INSOLES are amazing and worth it.

The shoes can fuck off.
was talking about the shoes, the insoles are awesome
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: butterballs for jerry on July 11, 2018, 12:53:56 PM
So starts the end of jaws' career, he's gonna be toast in two months wearing vans.
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: reptar_bar on July 11, 2018, 12:57:09 PM
just go skate for etnies already
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: SHIREFLIP on July 11, 2018, 01:58:21 PM
Someone should just call Etnies pretending to be Jaws and sort him out a good deal. Say you'll do something Jaws-like for a signing bonus. You know, like kickflip melon the grand canyon, or do the loop while butt chugging a tall boy. Anybody good at negotiating deals?
Calling TK?
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: streetsoup on July 11, 2018, 02:09:50 PM
Remember when he was on Dekline
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: coreaf on July 11, 2018, 09:11:10 PM
Not at all surprised that Jaws waxes coping.

It’s like they threw it in there just to expose him. There’s no other possible explanation for a half second clip of him waxing the coping to be in that edit.
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: ComTruise on July 12, 2018, 12:15:53 PM
Vans can change their slogan to ‘Off The Roof’ now.
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: DCLOVE on July 12, 2018, 01:08:56 PM
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He was wearing footprint in that My “Boards Eye View” clip for weedmaps, but who cares about footprint?
[close]

I do. Footprint INSOLES are amazing and worth it.

The shoes can fuck off.

I’m still 90% sure the shoes are short game to get enough interest in whatever that sole technology they have is to license it out or sell outright.
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: Pigeon on July 12, 2018, 01:48:26 PM
Remember when he was on Dekline
Ipath was weirder.
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: chuck d on July 12, 2018, 01:49:33 PM
When I see this, I think, "Yeah... get me whatever footwear this guy has been using!"
(http://i64.tinypic.com/15q2otx.png)
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: SkateChimney on July 12, 2018, 02:01:00 PM
he should just ride for footprint shoes until they go out of business in 6 months and then go back to pro flow for eternity

ur signature is aids
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: TheLurper on July 12, 2018, 02:31:02 PM
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Remember when he was on Dekline
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Ipath was weirder.

Except Matt Price was with Ipath at the time, so was Ryan Lay, and so was Thad Croskey. (Tempe) Arizona is a small place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaQky2CFAio

Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 12, 2018, 05:59:00 PM
When I see this, I think, "Yeah... get me whatever footwear this guy has been using!"
(http://i64.tinypic.com/15q2otx.png)
yep, them are some fucked up feet :o
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: shredder sequel on July 12, 2018, 07:42:26 PM
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When I see this, I think, "Yeah... get me whatever footwear this guy has been using!"
(http://i64.tinypic.com/15q2otx.png)
[close]
yep, them are some fucked up feet :o

Maybe he did a lot of pointe work when he was a kid.
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: Pigeon on July 13, 2018, 11:13:46 AM
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When I see this, I think, "Yeah... get me whatever footwear this guy has been using!"
(http://i64.tinypic.com/15q2otx.png)
[close]
yep, them are some fucked up feet :o
[close]

Maybe he did a lot of pointe work when he was a kid.
He should start doing camming for people with foot fetishes.
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: GinosGroceries on July 13, 2018, 12:39:37 PM
When I see this, I think, "Yeah... get me whatever footwear this guy has been using!"
(http://i64.tinypic.com/15q2otx.png)
His secret is foot binding. Less foot = less impact
Title: Re: Jaws in Vans
Post by: Cherb on July 13, 2018, 01:47:57 PM
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When I see this, I think, "Yeah... get me whatever footwear this guy has been using!"
(http://i64.tinypic.com/15q2otx.png)
[close]
His secret is foot binding. Less foot = less impact
Of course.