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Title: Nyjah iPhone game?
Post by: Bread Harrity on July 11, 2018, 03:49:43 PM
Idk what this is but it looks very very bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkxjTuewBeM

(http://theberrics.com/media/wysiwyg/IMG_3348.png)
Also what is up with this tag line? Literally seems like a parody of a non-skater trying to use skate lingo a twelve year old wrote it

At least they included Nyah’s signature spine transfer
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Post by: Pigeon on July 11, 2018, 03:52:25 PM
Do you also get to do drugs and film sex tapes?
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Post by: Jared on July 11, 2018, 03:58:42 PM
This is skateboarding.
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Post by: h00man on July 11, 2018, 04:04:09 PM
def looks better than skating in real life
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Post by: Rockin Robbin on July 11, 2018, 04:08:56 PM
They got his push animations down pat.
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Post by: ShyLow on July 11, 2018, 04:14:58 PM
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SKATE OR DIE, BITCH
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CAN YOU PULL A SPINE TRANSFER?
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Post by: feedmeseymour on July 11, 2018, 04:23:43 PM
Pre order bonus is a case of monster and roofies
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Post by: Jared on July 11, 2018, 04:53:02 PM
Currently downloading this #fortheculture, will report back.
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Post by: GAY on July 11, 2018, 04:56:37 PM
I wonder if it has a character designer and you can place all his tattoos and you could place that tattoo of his mom in really awkward spots but then you'd realize there's no more awkward spot to place that tattoo than the place he put it in real life and it's like, "Touche, Nyjah."
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Post by: Jared on July 11, 2018, 04:57:38 PM
Currently downloading this #fortheculture, will report back.
Immediately made my phone crash, also his neck tat is absent for some reason?? I’ll never get those 5 minutes of my life back.
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Post by: pinkbananastatus on July 11, 2018, 05:22:23 PM
I wonder if it has a character designer and you can place all his tattoos and you could place that tattoo of his mom in really awkward spots but then you'd realize there's no more awkward spot to place that tattoo than the place he put it in real life and it's like, "Touche, Nyjah."

Make it his neck tat so people never know which set of eyes to make eye contact with
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Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on July 11, 2018, 05:43:44 PM
oh hell yeah
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Post by: GAY on July 11, 2018, 05:53:53 PM
Pre order bonus is a case of monster and roofies

If you bump up to the "Hustla'" tier, they throw in some Dramamine.
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Post by: jakeumms on July 11, 2018, 07:35:13 PM
Not gonna play this but I do hope that is ingame footy. Gotta congratulate them on putting that sunset glare on roughly the same plane as where you're gonna be doing tricks so that you frequently can't see what you're doing. Bold design choice.
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Post by: Francis Xavier on July 11, 2018, 07:39:15 PM
Do you also get to do drugs and film sex tapes?
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Post by: EXTRA SPICY on July 11, 2018, 09:10:58 PM
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Do you also get to do drugs and film sex tapes?
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I picked up two hitchhikers today in route of my errands. We talked skateboarding and bikes a little bit when the one guy asked, “do you know who Nyjah Houston is?”
“Of course, richest face in the biz”

The discussion then went on to how his friend had just had a driving dispute of road rage with Nyjah over a parking spot. Aparently the dude really gets heated over parking spots. Hopefully that is incorporated into the app when you’re rolling up to the spot in the R8.
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Post by: boyan on July 12, 2018, 02:36:11 AM
I love how they say soon with this vague trailer, yet footage has been released last year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO0eWAj8d6g
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Post by: tart.mommy on July 12, 2018, 06:34:16 AM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/n4trfJYUiGc/hqdefault.jpg)
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Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on July 12, 2018, 06:41:48 AM
I sometimes wonder if anybody has ever been such a popular skater while simultaneously inspiring practically nobody to want to emulate them.
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Post by: Nosferatu on July 12, 2018, 07:27:35 AM
I love how they say soon with this vague trailer, yet footage has been released last year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO0eWAj8d6g

That picture is so good I don’t need to watch the video. Switch stink bug with the jug head.
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Post by: coneklr on July 12, 2018, 10:20:19 AM

That picture is so good I don’t need to watch the video. Switch stink bug with the jug head.

On a tech dech looking board with flat spotted wheels
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Post by: tortfeasor on July 12, 2018, 12:04:46 PM
I love how they say soon with this vague trailer, yet footage has been released last year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO0eWAj8d6g


that map design is pretty cool. for a side scrolling game it felt like the maps had depth. 
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on July 12, 2018, 12:27:08 PM
this looks great, nigel can do no wrong!
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Post by: Clark_After_Dark on July 12, 2018, 01:07:59 PM
"Skateboarder Nyjah Huston Is Amazing (But His Video Game Isn't)"

https://kotaku.com/skateboarder-nyjah-huston-is-amazing-but-his-video-gam-1827546300
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Post by: MOUNTAIN on July 12, 2018, 03:01:25 PM
(http://i65.tinypic.com/2it4zep.png)
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Post by: feedmeseymour on July 13, 2018, 07:40:02 AM
(http://i63.tinypic.com/2d799qa.jpg)
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Post by: feedmeseymour on July 13, 2018, 07:41:12 AM
couldnt resist
(http://i65.tinypic.com/e85q4o.jpg)
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Post by: Patey on July 13, 2018, 09:08:13 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/XjtLcHZ.jpg)
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Post by: Patey on July 16, 2018, 02:11:24 PM
bump because i was hoping we could have another classic slap photoshop thread but nobody seemed to notice
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Post by: GAY on July 16, 2018, 02:18:51 PM
bump because i was hoping we could have another classic slap photoshop thread but nobody seemed to notice

I think it's that people just can't stand Nyjah Bingey.
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Post by: drunkenshredder on July 16, 2018, 02:26:05 PM
hahah that face
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Post by: Manolo on July 16, 2018, 02:27:55 PM
Made this a while ago but can't remember why exactly

(https://i.imgur.com/gnut1O1.jpg)
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Post by: Mystical Leader on July 16, 2018, 02:35:19 PM
(http://i65.tinypic.com/2it4zep.png)


Hahha Nigel Hudson
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Post by: AllBranFlakes69 on July 16, 2018, 06:04:49 PM
This is skateboarding.

What even is skateboarding right now?
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Post by: FLstrange on July 16, 2018, 06:40:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/RkALKNX.jpg)
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Post by: Ineffable Epoch on July 17, 2018, 05:10:08 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/JaPgOc8.png)
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Post by: feedmeseymour on July 17, 2018, 06:18:40 AM
(http://i68.tinypic.com/2u70hsk.jpg)
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Post by: pugmaster on July 17, 2018, 03:24:06 PM
I hope for the entire game you get to skate with the sun in your eyes, nothing is better than that.
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Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on July 17, 2018, 08:55:14 PM
(http://i65.tinypic.com/2it4zep.png)

Its truly amazing how well he can skate without a nose or tail on his board. Inspiring.
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Post by: Zurg on July 18, 2018, 12:36:35 AM
(http://i68.tinypic.com/mskk6c.jpg)
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Post by: Jud Nestorkins on July 18, 2018, 12:41:51 AM
couldnt resist
(http://i65.tinypic.com/e85q4o.jpg)
This is incredible!

By the way, If you want to see this done IRL check this video out @ 0:11



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjDQYYOPCAY
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Post by: Zurg on July 18, 2018, 02:06:16 AM
(http://i66.tinypic.com/ae8sbs.jpg)
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Post by: Zurg on July 18, 2018, 02:39:27 AM
this one only makes sense if you've seen The Fly. even then you've gotta use your imagination a little

(http://i67.tinypic.com/2s9ohef.jpg)
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Post by: saucy ragu on July 18, 2018, 08:46:38 AM
Mm, they captured the realism of riding a skateboard straight, which is you can't! Always wobblin'

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/OffbeatImaginativeHuman-size_restricted.gif)
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Post by: Thanos916 on July 19, 2018, 01:35:54 AM
Tyjah's money shot. (https://i.imgur.com/tfJdUoE.png)