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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Bread Harrity on July 11, 2018, 03:49:43 PM
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Idk what this is but it looks very very bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkxjTuewBeM
(http://theberrics.com/media/wysiwyg/IMG_3348.png)
Also what is up with this tag line? Literally seems like a parody of a non-skater trying to use skate lingo a twelve year old wrote it
At least they included Nyah’s signature spine transfer
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Do you also get to do drugs and film sex tapes?
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This is skateboarding.
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def looks better than skating in real life
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They got his push animations down pat.
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SKATE OR DIE, BITCH
CAN YOU PULL A SPINE TRANSFER?
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Pre order bonus is a case of monster and roofies
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Currently downloading this #fortheculture, will report back.
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I wonder if it has a character designer and you can place all his tattoos and you could place that tattoo of his mom in really awkward spots but then you'd realize there's no more awkward spot to place that tattoo than the place he put it in real life and it's like, "Touche, Nyjah."
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Currently downloading this #fortheculture, will report back.
Immediately made my phone crash, also his neck tat is absent for some reason?? I’ll never get those 5 minutes of my life back.
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I wonder if it has a character designer and you can place all his tattoos and you could place that tattoo of his mom in really awkward spots but then you'd realize there's no more awkward spot to place that tattoo than the place he put it in real life and it's like, "Touche, Nyjah."
Make it his neck tat so people never know which set of eyes to make eye contact with
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oh hell yeah
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Pre order bonus is a case of monster and roofies
If you bump up to the "Hustla'" tier, they throw in some Dramamine.
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Not gonna play this but I do hope that is ingame footy. Gotta congratulate them on putting that sunset glare on roughly the same plane as where you're gonna be doing tricks so that you frequently can't see what you're doing. Bold design choice.
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Do you also get to do drugs and film sex tapes?
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Do you also get to do drugs and film sex tapes?
I picked up two hitchhikers today in route of my errands. We talked skateboarding and bikes a little bit when the one guy asked, “do you know who Nyjah Houston is?”
“Of course, richest face in the biz”
The discussion then went on to how his friend had just had a driving dispute of road rage with Nyjah over a parking spot. Aparently the dude really gets heated over parking spots. Hopefully that is incorporated into the app when you’re rolling up to the spot in the R8.
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I love how they say soon with this vague trailer, yet footage has been released last year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO0eWAj8d6g
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/n4trfJYUiGc/hqdefault.jpg)
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I sometimes wonder if anybody has ever been such a popular skater while simultaneously inspiring practically nobody to want to emulate them.
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I love how they say soon with this vague trailer, yet footage has been released last year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO0eWAj8d6g
That picture is so good I don’t need to watch the video. Switch stink bug with the jug head.
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That picture is so good I don’t need to watch the video. Switch stink bug with the jug head.
On a tech dech looking board with flat spotted wheels
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I love how they say soon with this vague trailer, yet footage has been released last year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO0eWAj8d6g
that map design is pretty cool. for a side scrolling game it felt like the maps had depth.
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this looks great, nigel can do no wrong!
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"Skateboarder Nyjah Huston Is Amazing (But His Video Game Isn't)"
https://kotaku.com/skateboarder-nyjah-huston-is-amazing-but-his-video-gam-1827546300
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(http://i65.tinypic.com/2it4zep.png)
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(http://i63.tinypic.com/2d799qa.jpg)
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couldnt resist
(http://i65.tinypic.com/e85q4o.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/XjtLcHZ.jpg)
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bump because i was hoping we could have another classic slap photoshop thread but nobody seemed to notice
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bump because i was hoping we could have another classic slap photoshop thread but nobody seemed to notice
I think it's that people just can't stand Nyjah Bingey.
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hahah that face
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Made this a while ago but can't remember why exactly
(https://i.imgur.com/gnut1O1.jpg)
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(http://i65.tinypic.com/2it4zep.png)
Hahha Nigel Hudson
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This is skateboarding.
What even is skateboarding right now?
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(https://i.imgur.com/RkALKNX.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/JaPgOc8.png)
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(http://i68.tinypic.com/2u70hsk.jpg)
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I hope for the entire game you get to skate with the sun in your eyes, nothing is better than that.
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(http://i65.tinypic.com/2it4zep.png)
Its truly amazing how well he can skate without a nose or tail on his board. Inspiring.
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(http://i68.tinypic.com/mskk6c.jpg)
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couldnt resist
(http://i65.tinypic.com/e85q4o.jpg)
This is incredible!
By the way, If you want to see this done IRL check this video out @ 0:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjDQYYOPCAY
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(http://i66.tinypic.com/ae8sbs.jpg)
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this one only makes sense if you've seen The Fly. even then you've gotta use your imagination a little
(http://i67.tinypic.com/2s9ohef.jpg)
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Mm, they captured the realism of riding a skateboard straight, which is you can't! Always wobblin'
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/OffbeatImaginativeHuman-size_restricted.gif)
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Tyjah's money shot. (https://i.imgur.com/tfJdUoE.png)