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Title: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: HisDudest on July 14, 2018, 08:58:21 AM
point
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on July 14, 2018, 09:18:25 AM
love the way he stomps his tricks its like hes mad at the ground
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: patrick c. on July 14, 2018, 09:49:37 AM
He's a well respected man:
(http://www.boardrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/bobby-de-keyzer-artist-skateboarder-riddles-in-mathematics-full-part-toronto-900x724.jpg)
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: puff daddy on July 14, 2018, 09:53:01 AM
thought this was gonna be about him possibly being on polar

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hes on a trip with a buncha polar dudes and ben chadourne and hes riding spray painted boards
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: rejectpaul on July 14, 2018, 10:18:04 AM
love the way he stomps his tricks its like hes mad at the ground
like a little kid having a hissy fit
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: Blind Fisherman on July 14, 2018, 10:27:48 AM
thought this was gonna be about him possibly being on polar

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hes on a trip with a buncha polar dudes and ben chadourne and hes riding spray painted boards
As much as I love Polar, he does not fit whatsoever.
Could see him on Quasi though.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: Joust Ostrich on July 14, 2018, 11:02:57 AM
(https://riverplateanglers.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/peacock-bass-fishing-tackle-7.jpg)

Could see him on the end of this.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: SkateChimney on July 14, 2018, 11:36:52 AM
He's a well respected man:
(http://www.boardrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/bobby-de-keyzer-artist-skateboarder-riddles-in-mathematics-full-part-toronto-900x724.jpg)

when they free Tay-K??
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: Molte on July 14, 2018, 02:12:13 PM
I would be a perfect fit on Polar in my opinion, but seems to be jumping ship pretty often.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: Julz on July 14, 2018, 02:16:01 PM
I would be a perfect fit on Polar in my opinion, but seems to be jumping ship pretty often.

Once? Dc to cons. When else?
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: REGS on July 14, 2018, 11:51:52 PM
As much as I love Polar, he does not fit whatsoever

Hjalte and Dekeyzer would be a great combo on Polar. Similar skaters but different enough to compliment each other well.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 15, 2018, 01:05:45 AM
He’s the closest to Sid from Toy Story facially and dead fish eyes
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: CrappyChan on July 15, 2018, 05:29:23 AM
He’s the closest to Sid from Toy Story facially and dead fish eyes

I agree, he is misshapen in the facial and is trying to draw attention away from it with his board control
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: virginsiloveem on July 15, 2018, 06:08:48 AM
Dude did have an insane part in the Cons video. Habitat doesn’t really do much. Scrolling on their Instagram they haven’t posted content of him since early May if that means anything. And barely promoted him having a part in Purple. Wouldn’t be shocked if he jumped ship.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: teh canadian suit on July 15, 2018, 08:36:39 AM
I'm down with this. Although Nick Stain is also on the trip.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 15, 2018, 08:49:08 AM
Bobby Worrest should be on Polar
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: MC3 on July 15, 2018, 09:32:32 AM
Dude did have an insane part in the Cons video. Habitat doesn’t really do much. Scrolling on their Instagram they haven’t posted content of him since early May if that means anything. And barely promoted him having a part in Purple. Wouldn’t be shocked if he jumped ship.

Maybe because they are filming a video
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: heritage on July 15, 2018, 10:08:59 AM
Dude did have an insane part in the Cons video. Habitat doesn’t really do much. Scrolling on their Instagram they haven’t posted content of him since early May if that means anything. And barely promoted him having a part in Purple.

I agree completely. It's lazy that Habitat wouldn't do more on their own social media for Bobby's part in Purple. Considering how good his part is and it's the opening part of the video. I guess they are too busy posting clips of Josh Matthews sleep inducing clips.

Maybe because they are filming a video

Not sure I am following the logic on this. You know, in relation to investing the 1, possibly 2 minutes it takes to post something to their Instagram or Twitter.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: heckler on July 15, 2018, 10:12:04 AM
Krooked would be a great fit on Polar.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: fs overkrook on July 15, 2018, 12:17:51 PM
thought this was gonna be about him possibly being on polar

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hes on a trip with a buncha polar dudes and ben chadourne and hes riding spray painted boards
As much as I love Polar, he does not fit whatsoever.
Could see him on Quasi though.

I couldn’t see him on quasi at all.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: expired on July 15, 2018, 05:32:04 PM
He looks like he's going to be the first serial killer thats also a pro skater, I hope that doesn't happen though
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: Ghost Face Nigga on July 16, 2018, 06:52:35 AM
I agree completely. It's lazy that Habitat wouldn't do more on their own social media for Bobby's part in Purple. Considering how good his part is and it's the opening part of the video. I guess they are too busy posting clips of Josh Matthews sleep inducing clips.


Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: art hellman on July 16, 2018, 10:17:46 AM
As much as I love Polar, he does not fit whatsoever

Hjalte and Dekeyzer would be a great combo on Polar. Similar skaters but different enough to compliment each other well.

you take that back!

hjlate is a snowflake ... a true miracle
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: heckler on July 16, 2018, 10:49:22 AM
Truly shocked that no one in this thread made the connection that Nik, Hjalte, Bobby, and Ben Chadourne are all under the Nike umbrella.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: micky682 on July 16, 2018, 11:02:39 AM
Truly shocked that no one in this thread made the connection that Nik, Hjalte, Bobby, and Ben Chadourne are all under the Nike umbrella.
You're a true skate nerd. I was thinking the same thing.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: DCLOVE on July 16, 2018, 11:10:54 AM
Dude did have an insane part in the Cons video. Habitat doesn’t really do much. Scrolling on their Instagram they haven’t posted content of him since early May if that means anything. And barely promoted him having a part in Purple. Wouldn’t be shocked if he jumped ship.

I mean we know he’s not loyal after the whole DC debacle. Even if he says habitat was his dream sponsor he’d probably leave before lining up a new sponsor and annoy the one he wanted long enough till the put him on like he did with cons. Lest we forget they turned him down originally and just kept skating the shoes till they put him on. All because the dc dudes made fun of him for being a nerd.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: art hellman on July 16, 2018, 11:11:44 AM
Truly shocked that no one in this thread made the connection that Nik, Hjalte, Bobby, and Ben Chadourne are all under the Nike umbrella.
You're a true skate nerd. I was thinking the same thing.

that's great and all... but let me be devil's advocate and ask how often are the Cons and Nike guys out on trips together?  they typically keep em pretty separate. 

also, the use of Bobby with those names implies Bobby Worrest... which would be a whole lot coooler
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: heckler on July 16, 2018, 11:13:25 AM
Truly shocked that no one in this thread made the connection that Nik, Hjalte, Bobby, and Ben Chadourne are all under the Nike umbrella.
You're a true skate nerd. I was thinking the same thing.

that's great and all... but let me be devil's advocate and ask how often are the Cons and Nike guys out on trips together?  they typically keep em pretty separate. 

also, the use of Bobby with those names implies Bobby Worrest... which would be a whole lot coooler
Raney Beres and Sean Pablo have both popped up in Nike web clips wearing Cons, the former hardly four months ago.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 16, 2018, 11:17:12 AM
Truly shocked that no one in this thread made the connection that Nik, Hjalte, Bobby, and Ben Chadourne are all under the Nike umbrella.
You're a true skate nerd. I was thinking the same thing.

that's great and all... but let me be devil's advocate and ask how often are the Cons and Nike guys out on trips together?  they typically keep em pretty separate. 

also, the use of Bobby with those names implies Bobby Worrest... which would be a whole lot coooler

Bobby Worrest IS Bobby these fools keep leaving off the D
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: patrick c. on July 16, 2018, 11:27:06 AM
Dude did have an insane part in the Cons video. Habitat doesn’t really do much. Scrolling on their Instagram they haven’t posted content of him since early May if that means anything. And barely promoted him having a part in Purple. Wouldn’t be shocked if he jumped ship.

I mean we know he’s not loyal after the whole DC debacle. Even if he says habitat was his dream sponsor he’d probably leave before lining up a new sponsor and annoy the one he wanted long enough till the put him on like he did with cons. Lest we forget they turned him down originally and just kept skating the shoes till they put him on. All because the dc dudes made fun of him for being a nerd.
He said in his Bunt episode that he left because he didn't want to wear a DC shirt:
https://soundcloud.com/thebuntlive/the-bunt-ep-4-ft-bobby-dekeyzer-if-you-posted-your-own-skating-you-were-a-kook (https://soundcloud.com/thebuntlive/the-bunt-ep-4-ft-bobby-dekeyzer-if-you-posted-your-own-skating-you-were-a-kook)
And it's hard to blame him for wanting a change of scene.  This is one of his next pro boards on Habitat:
(https://www.tactics.com/a/ah9c/9/habitat-de-keyzer-bobs-burgers-825-skateboard-deck.jpg)
I loved the Twin Peaks collaboration(and it fit the brand really well) but between this and the Pink Floyd stuff...
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: puff daddy on July 16, 2018, 11:33:49 AM

This is one of his next pro boards on Habitat:
(https://www.tactics.com/a/ah9c/9/habitat-de-keyzer-bobs-burgers-825-skateboard-deck.jpg)
I loved the Twin Peaks collaboration(and it fit the brand really well) but between this and the Pink Floyd stuff...

Oh geez this sucks
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: art hellman on July 16, 2018, 11:55:29 AM
Truly shocked that no one in this thread made the connection that Nik, Hjalte, Bobby, and Ben Chadourne are all under the Nike umbrella.
You're a true skate nerd. I was thinking the same thing.

that's great and all... but let me be devil's advocate and ask how often are the Cons and Nike guys out on trips together?  they typically keep em pretty separate. 

also, the use of Bobby with those names implies Bobby Worrest... which would be a whole lot coooler
Raney Beres and Sean Pablo have both popped up in Nike web clips wearing Cons, the former hardly four months ago.

ok, you win this round... but i dont like it. not one bit.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: DCLOVE on July 16, 2018, 12:44:18 PM
Dude did have an insane part in the Cons video. Habitat doesn’t really do much. Scrolling on their Instagram they haven’t posted content of him since early May if that means anything. And barely promoted him having a part in Purple. Wouldn’t be shocked if he jumped ship.

I mean we know he’s not loyal after the whole DC debacle. Even if he says habitat was his dream sponsor he’d probably leave before lining up a new sponsor and annoy the one he wanted long enough till the put him on like he did with cons. Lest we forget they turned him down originally and just kept skating the shoes till they put him on. All because the dc dudes made fun of him for being a nerd.
He said in his Bunt episode that he left because he didn't want to wear a DC shirt:
https://soundcloud.com/thebuntlive/the-bunt-ep-4-ft-bobby-dekeyzer-if-you-posted-your-own-skating-you-were-a-kook (https://soundcloud.com/thebuntlive/the-bunt-ep-4-ft-bobby-dekeyzer-if-you-posted-your-own-skating-you-were-a-kook)
And it's hard to blame him for wanting a change of scene.  This is one of his next pro boards on Habitat:
(https://www.tactics.com/a/ah9c/9/habitat-de-keyzer-bobs-burgers-825-skateboard-deck.jpg)
I loved the Twin Peaks collaboration(and it fit the brand really well) but between this and the Pink Floyd stuff...

I’d buy that board a bobs burger collab is pretty sick. I feel for board company’s right now cause Shit like this what sells now. No one cares about good art anymore.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: Coolhats on July 16, 2018, 02:15:11 PM
Dude did have an insane part in the Cons video. Habitat doesn’t really do much. Scrolling on their Instagram they haven’t posted content of him since early May if that means anything. And barely promoted him having a part in Purple. Wouldn’t be shocked if he jumped ship.

I mean we know he’s not loyal after the whole DC debacle. Even if he says habitat was his dream sponsor he’d probably leave before lining up a new sponsor and annoy the one he wanted long enough till the put him on like he did with cons. Lest we forget they turned him down originally and just kept skating the shoes till they put him on. All because the dc dudes made fun of him for being a nerd.
He said in his Bunt episode that he left because he didn't want to wear a DC shirt:
https://soundcloud.com/thebuntlive/the-bunt-ep-4-ft-bobby-dekeyzer-if-you-posted-your-own-skating-you-were-a-kook (https://soundcloud.com/thebuntlive/the-bunt-ep-4-ft-bobby-dekeyzer-if-you-posted-your-own-skating-you-were-a-kook)
And it's hard to blame him for wanting a change of scene.  This is one of his next pro boards on Habitat:
(https://www.tactics.com/a/ah9c/9/habitat-de-keyzer-bobs-burgers-825-skateboard-deck.jpg)
I loved the Twin Peaks collaboration(and it fit the brand really well) but between this and the Pink Floyd stuff...

I’d buy that board a bobs burger collab is pretty sick. I feel for board company’s right now cause Shit like this what sells now. No one cares about good art anymore.

I disagree. I like Bob's Burgers and I enjoyed Bobby's part in Purple, but I can't imagine any real skateboarders seeing a Bob's Burger's board in a shop and choosing it unless it was the last Habitat board in their size. I also have a hard time believing that's a real board that's supposed to come out. Surely someone is fucking with me? If not, all of these companies are ruining the cartoons I actually enjoy, with this and then Primitive Rick and Morty boards.

To continue my tangent, who do you think actually enjoys Rick and Morty over at Primitive? Those guys seem like they have absolutely no sense of humor. Where's Bristol_Palin, what do you think about this?
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 16, 2018, 03:25:55 PM
so Bobby De Keyzer is way better than Bobby Worrest and most any pro generally.   (I read thru the thread and noticed people mentioning Bobby Worrest a couple a times so I just wanted to interject.)
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on July 16, 2018, 03:43:09 PM
bobby dk is not way better than worrest. he has better board control maybe but worrest has better everything else
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 16, 2018, 03:46:12 PM
bobby dk is not way better than worrest. he has better board control maybe but worrest has better everything else
  Yes more control over his skateboad -fuck yeah.   Whatever you like I guess.  I'll take the Bobby D footage personally.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: art hellman on July 16, 2018, 03:47:19 PM
so Bobby De Keyzer is way better than Bobby Worrest and most any pro generally

bobby dk is not way better than worrest. he has better board control maybe but worrest has better everything else
  Yes more control over his skateboad -fuck yeah.   Whatever you like I guess.  I'll take the Bobby D footage personally.

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Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 16, 2018, 03:52:29 PM
Your misappropriating that meme. ^ (val kilmer would back Bobby D)
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: heckler on July 16, 2018, 04:24:24 PM
I like Bob's Burgers, but if you think that collaboration is anything other than awful and/or a desperate money grab, you are objectively wrong.
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: art hellman on July 16, 2018, 04:47:48 PM
Your misappropriating that meme. ^ (val kilmer would back Bobby D)

Val Kilmer, never. 

Peter Costa, maybe.

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/ugfchknyypsoemiwmogd.png)
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: Alonzo on July 17, 2018, 12:30:53 PM
Krooked would be a great fit on Polar.
halfcab flip
Title: Re: Bobby De Keyzer on......
Post by: puff daddy on July 20, 2018, 11:02:53 AM
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