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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: TwisT on July 19, 2018, 07:02:44 AM
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https://variety.com/2018/film/news/tony-hawk-producing-skateboard-comedy-back-to-the-grind-1202870471/
“Back to the Grind” tells the story of five middle-aged men who reunite the skate team from their youth to save their beloved park from being taken over by a team of obnoxious young skaters. Although they had settled into their adult lives, the five men eagerly embrace the chance to relive their glory days.
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Holy shit
Just no
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(https://i.imgur.com/BqAX8CE.jpg)
But with skateboards!
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^ha, just came to post that.
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im imagining it to be this, but with skateboards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H2SSvQ8ihA
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Should pair nicely with a big plate of magma-hot-yet-frozen-rock-hard-in-the-center Totino’s pizza rolls.
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This paragraph:
Hawk is known, in part, for completing the first documented “900” — a 2˝-revolution aerial spin performed on a skateboard ramp. In 2009, Hawk was inducted into the Skateboarding Hall of Fame at its inaugural ceremony.
Is there an actual, "Skateboarding Hall of Fame"?
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This paragraph:
Hawk is known, in part, for completing the first documented “900” — a 2˝-revolution aerial spin performed on a skateboard ramp. In 2009, Hawk was inducted into the Skateboarding Hall of Fame at its inaugural ceremony.
Is there an actual, "Skateboarding Hall of Fame"?
I just googled it... it's just skatelab
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I hope this is a sequel to "Grind"
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I hope this is a sequel to "Grind"
“Get me Eric - fucking - Rivers”
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Should pair nicely with a big plate of magma-hot-yet-frozen-rock-hard-in-the-center Totino’s pizza rolls.
This isn't the fault of the pizza rolls. People are too quick to blame hot pockets or their microwave or whatever but the truth is if you put the things in the oven for 20 minutes they come out delicious and perfect, and i'm just sick of this injustice
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That’s not even a pizza rolls problem. Bagel Bites? Maybe. Hot Pockets? Absolutely. But pizza rolls if anything would just explode.
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Who puts Pizza Rolls in the oven? If I have 20 minutes to spare I’m making an actual god damn pizza. Do you eat Doritos with ivory chopsticks too?
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I hope this is a sequel to "Grind"
Grind 2: Back 2 the Grind
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So who would make up the real team of aging pros that are resentful of the next generation?
Smolik: angry about his rock being skated by his updated and improved model
Chris Cole: griping about street league contestants who haven't paid their dues
I can't think of any other good examples off the top of my head
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Steve Berra
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it could actually have a killer cast:
chapelle
stiller
spade
roggen
mcconaughey
i would watch it.
edit: doesnt aquaman also rip?
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Jason Lee?
So who would make up the real team of aging pros that are resentful of the next generation?
Smolik: angry about his rock being skated by his updated and improved model
Chris Cole: griping about street league contestants who haven't paid their dues
I can't think of any other good examples off the top of my head
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this movie was awesome so im assuming the third one with hawk will rule.
(https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w300_and_h450_bestv2/w4q0vMlJCeNQnUMsVbjB3DiH1mw.jpg)
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This paragraph:
Hawk is known, in part, for completing the first documented “900” — a 2˝-revolution aerial spin performed on a skateboard ramp. In 2009, Hawk was inducted into the Skateboarding Hall of Fame at its inaugural ceremony.
Is there an actual, "Skateboarding Hall of Fame"?
I just googled it... it's just skatelab
Don't they film porns there as well? Get yo fuck on and check out some skate history all in one!
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This paragraph:
Hawk is known, in part, for completing the first documented “900” — a 2˝-revolution aerial spin performed on a skateboard ramp. In 2009, Hawk was inducted into the Skateboarding Hall of Fame at its inaugural ceremony.
Is there an actual, "Skateboarding Hall of Fame"?
I just googled it... it's just skatelab
Don't they film porns there as well? Get yo fuck on and check out some skate history all in one!
Sounds like quite the afternoon.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH6Vc1IMVh8
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Well instagram just showed me this...
(http://i68.tinypic.com/2q02g0o.jpg)
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"Collaborating with his sister, Pat Hawk, his business now includes a popular YouTube channel"
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Well instagram just showed me this...
(http://i68.tinypic.com/2q02g0o.jpg)
He renovated Ray Underhill's wife's house. I saw something about this already. I think I remember seeing that Tony is the godfather of their children. It was a pretty nice story.
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Bones Brigade 😉
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Hawk still performs stunts during demonstration events, good news !
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Bones Brigade 😉
Chalky Bones Brigade
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Bones Brigade 😉
Broken Hip Bones Brigade
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magma-hot-yet-frozen-rock-hard-in-the-center Totino’s pizza rolls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1914eEHOZPw
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Who puts Pizza Rolls in the oven? If I have 20 minutes to spare I’m making an actual god damn pizza. Do you eat Doritos with ivory chopsticks too?
had a good chuckle
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Sounds like a spinoff of The Bones Brigade Documentary
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This has inspired me to assemble my crew and run those lil' bastards out of my park.
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That’s not even a pizza rolls problem. Bagel Bites? Maybe. Hot Pockets? Absolutely. But pizza rolls if anything would just explode.
Who puts Pizza Rolls in the oven? If I have 20 minutes to spare I’m making an actual god damn pizza. Do you eat Doritos with ivory chopsticks too?
Nah I don't touch microwaves. I ate everything out of a microwave growing up. I don't wanna fuck with radiation either.
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If you put them in the toaster oven they'll be perfectly crispy on the outside and hot throughout the inside in less than 10 minutes, you fucking troglodytes. You can make that time shorter if you're willing to do the extra step of first putting them in the microwave for a minute, then transferring them to the toaster oven for a whopping savings of at least 3 minutes. And if you don't have a toaster oven, I don't even consider you a human being and you deserve half lava, half frozen pizza rolls/hot pockets/bagel bites/burritos/chimihangas/taquitos/corndogs etc.
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If you put them in the toaster oven they'll be perfectly crispy on the outside and hot throughout the inside in less than 10 minutes, you fucking troglodytes. You can make that time shorter if you're willing to do the extra step of first putting them in the microwave for a minute, then transferring them to the toaster oven for a whopping savings of at least 3 minutes. And if you don't have a toaster oven, I don't even consider you a human being and you deserve half lava, half frozen pizza rolls/hot pockets/bagel bites/burritos/chimihangas/taquitos/corndogs etc.
I haven't had one because I can't spare the counterspace bro! Studio in Brooklyn
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That’s not even a pizza rolls problem. Bagel Bites? Maybe. Hot Pockets? Absolutely. But pizza rolls if anything would just explode.
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Who puts Pizza Rolls in the oven? If I have 20 minutes to spare I’m making an actual god damn pizza. Do you eat Doritos with ivory chopsticks too?
Nah I don't touch microwaves. I ate everything out of a microwave growing up. I don't wanna fuck with radiation either.
I hear that. I moved into a new place without one and the one I had from the old place has been sitting in my trunk since. I eat way more fresh cooked meals now. I spend a little more but I feel better.
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if it takes you longer than 2 minutes and 34 seconds to go from not eating pizza rolls to enjoying pizza rolls you might as well be Amish.
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I didnt have a microwave for six years between college and when I moved in with my fiance
only thing they're good for is leftovers and heating up my bed buddy, and leftovers are way better in a proper oven anyway
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I didnt have a microwave for six years between college and when I moved in with my fiance
only thing they're good for is leftovers and heating up my bed buddy, and leftovers are way better in a proper oven anyway
weird foreplay dude
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ill throw these in the microwave and feast like a true american bachelor. fuck the oven.
(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/cd7d7df6-9ae9-4c78-900b-20090f3c8967_1.fbdfa0ac38d21581de3434edbe690fa8.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF)
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I could see Koston being perfect for either part. He's a convincing out of touch old man or petulant child.
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I didnt have a microwave for six years between college and when I moved in with my fiance
only thing they're good for is leftovers and heating up my bed buddy, and leftovers are way better in a proper oven anyway
Bacon actually cooks perfectly in a microwave.
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you've clearly never had good bacon
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You've clearly never tried it. Do this as an experiment. Throw a few strips in the microwave for a couple minutes. I guarantee you it comes out just the same as a frying pan. This isn't some off the wall idea I came up with. This is a well known phenomenon that is but a google/YouTube search away. I do opt to bake extra thick cut strips. Sometimes I'll even candy them.
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my mother in law tried to feed me microwaved bacon for years
i really didnt want to bring her into this, and it's just as bad when i've tried it at home, so I don't think it's her (though she's not off that easy)
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ill throw these in the microwave and feast like a true american bachelor. fuck the oven.
(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/cd7d7df6-9ae9-4c78-900b-20090f3c8967_1.fbdfa0ac38d21581de3434edbe690fa8.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF)
I had a roommate who came home from the bars, put one of those in the oven and promptly passed out. I woke up to a smoke alarm going off at 3:00am and had to mitigate the circumstances. I think they were $1.99 at the time.
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i fucken hate peoples love for skateboard 'culture'
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ill throw these in the microwave and feast like a true american bachelor. fuck the oven.
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So good
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ill throw these in the microwave and feast like a true american bachelor. fuck the oven.
(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/cd7d7df6-9ae9-4c78-900b-20090f3c8967_1.fbdfa0ac38d21581de3434edbe690fa8.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF)
So good
Mama Celeste must have been a great mother. At least I hope she was.