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Title: random fun facts
Post by: ChuckRamone on July 21, 2018, 07:38:23 AM
the ramones used to get tacos at jack in the box but jack in the box doesn’t even exist in new york anymore.
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: Adam Abbas on July 21, 2018, 11:32:09 AM
The bird that's the Twitter logo has a name, it's Larry.
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Post by: rejectpaul on July 21, 2018, 11:37:37 AM
the arrow underneath the amazon logo point from a to z because they sell everything from a-z
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Post by: behavioralguide on July 21, 2018, 12:14:46 PM
every fact i read here was not fun except for the twitter bird called larry
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: ChuckRamone on July 21, 2018, 12:48:18 PM
every fact i read here was not fun except for the twitter bird called larry

you’re having a good time. you just don’t know it yet.
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: behavioralguide on July 21, 2018, 02:11:47 PM
every fact i read here was not fun except for the twitter bird called larry

you’re having a good time. you just don’t know it yet.

spent the whole day on the toilet, fun little fact
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: ChuckRamone on July 21, 2018, 02:33:35 PM
that was not a fun fact because everyone shits and your shits are not interesting or special.
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: the snake on July 21, 2018, 02:57:46 PM
every fact i read here was not fun except for the twitter bird called larry

you’re having a good time. you just don’t know it yet.

spent the whole day on the toilet, fun little fact
me too, along with vomiting water and sleeping with fever
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on July 21, 2018, 03:04:26 PM
The only two things you enjoy are dopamine and serotonin
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: ChuckRamone on July 21, 2018, 03:13:41 PM
The only two things you enjoy are dopamine and serotonin

dopamine motivates behaviors but is not itself pleasurable.
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: behavioralguide on July 21, 2018, 03:37:38 PM
The only two things you enjoy are dopamine and serotonin

dopamine motivates behaviors but is not itself pleasurable.

fun fact!
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: brycickle on July 21, 2018, 05:26:35 PM
The only two things you enjoy are dopamine and serotonin
I only use it for renal perfusion, never the positive inotropic effect.
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on July 21, 2018, 06:03:49 PM
The only two things you enjoy are dopamine and serotonin

dopamine motivates behaviors but is not itself pleasurable.

fun fact!

Reread what I posted and figure it out dumbass
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: Lame_Nigga on July 21, 2018, 06:08:22 PM
The last confirmed death of World War One was  at 10:59am. The armistice was signed at 11am. He charged the German lines against orders and the Germans tried to wave him off but he kept shooting at them so they had to shoot him.
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on July 21, 2018, 10:42:44 PM
The “@“ sign stands for Amphora which was a special vessel used to carry liquids and oils in ancient greece (maybe rome) and was considered a unit of currency. The vessel was developed because it wouldnt spill liquids on the rough journeys from city to city.
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: ChuckRamone on July 22, 2018, 12:10:12 AM
& is a stylized “et” (“and” in latin)
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: behavioralguide on July 22, 2018, 05:08:02 AM
The only two things you enjoy are dopamine and serotonin

dopamine motivates behaviors but is not itself pleasurable.

fun fact! (~!)

Reread what I posted and figure it out dumbass

you get awfully riled up about fun facts



fun fact:
modern signs for sarcasm include 'dry sarcasm' (~.), 'enthousiastic sarcasm' (~!) and a 'sarcastic question' (~?)
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on July 22, 2018, 07:10:53 AM
The only two things you enjoy are dopamine and serotonin

dopamine motivates behaviors but is not itself pleasurable.

fun fact! (~!)

Reread what I posted and figure it out dumbass

you get awfully riled up about fun facts



fun fact:
modern signs for sarcasm include 'dry sarcasm' (~.), 'enthousiastic sarcasm' (~!) and a 'sarcastic question' (~?)

Then keep shit fun, sarcastic dumbass
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: shark tits on July 22, 2018, 07:15:59 AM
kris markovich had sex w/ rosa
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Post by: Chavo on July 22, 2018, 07:17:08 AM
Kingpins used to use a big slot screw like a roller skate truck. This is why Elephant Wrenches included a giant screwdriver.
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: behavioralguide on July 22, 2018, 07:32:20 AM
In switzerland they have guinnea pigs for lease,
because you are not allowed to have just one guinnea pig as a pet,

so when 1 of the two you own dies, you lease another untill the second one dies.

then the guinnea-pig-for-lease returns to the farm where he grew up and retires
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 22, 2018, 08:44:45 AM
Your parents are going to die
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Post by: Mouth on July 23, 2018, 07:08:48 AM
Murdered. And someone’s responsible.
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Post by: feedmeseymour on July 23, 2018, 09:07:38 AM
the first snapple cap fact printed was "every snapple fact is fake"
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Post by: lamfordie on July 23, 2018, 09:08:06 AM
The universe is made up of only 4% ordinary matter (electrons, neutrons and electrons).
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Post by: the snake on July 23, 2018, 10:06:53 AM
all your pretty animated sigs are slowly but surely killing my 2009 pc
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: chilllyboy on July 23, 2018, 10:46:31 AM
The universe is made up of only 4% ordinary matter (electrons, neutrons and electrons).

my atomic physics is a bit rusty, but damn, thats a lot of electrons.

Fun Fact: The shape of the human penis and the physical act of copulation is designed to dislodge semen that was dumped in your lady by other males.
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: iKobrakai on July 23, 2018, 10:56:53 AM
The “@“ sign stands for Amphora which was a special vessel used to carry liquids and oils in ancient greece (maybe rome) and was considered a unit of currency. The vessel was developed because it wouldnt spill liquids on the rough journeys from city to city.

In Russia, we call it dog. Yes, that's how we way it: ikobrakaidogslapmagazine.com
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 23, 2018, 11:14:49 AM
The “@“ sign stands for Amphora which was a special vessel used to carry liquids and oils in ancient greece (maybe rome) and was considered a unit of currency. The vessel was developed because it wouldnt spill liquids on the rough journeys from city to city.

In Russia, we call it dog. Yes, that's how we way it: ikobrakaidogslapmagazine.com

Oh okay makes perfect sense
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: SodaJerk on July 23, 2018, 11:18:01 AM
The universe is made up of only 4% ordinary matter (electrons, neutrons and electrons).

my atomic physics is a bit rusty, but damn, thats a lot of electrons.

Fun Fact: The shape of the human penis and the physical act of copulation is designed to dislodge semen that was dumped in your lady by other males.
I think you mean evolved rather than designed. On that note though I'm glad my dick is multifunctional.
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: Mr. Fink on July 23, 2018, 11:44:05 AM
I remember reading A Crackup at the Race Riots by Harmony Korine and it had a page of random facts. One of them was that GG Allin voted for Jimmy Carter. That one made me laugh.
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: SHIREFLIP on July 23, 2018, 01:14:51 PM
I think you mean electrons, neutrons, and protons.

Also, to whittle neuroscience down to "the only two things you enjoy are dopamine and serotonin," is a little disingenuous. 
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: feedmeseymour on July 23, 2018, 01:50:53 PM
sean pablos last name isnt pablo, its murphy
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Post by: behavioralguide on July 23, 2018, 01:55:30 PM
Zztop consisted of two brothers, known for their beards, and a third clean shaven member who's last name was beard
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on July 23, 2018, 04:39:31 PM
I think you mean electrons, neutrons, and protons.

Also, to whittle neuroscience down to "the only two things you enjoy are dopamine and serotonin," is a little disingenuous.

Holy fuck.

You get it.

Amazing!
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: ChuckRamone on August 19, 2018, 04:42:17 PM
the seinfeld theme song was played on a synth not a bass guitar.
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on August 20, 2018, 12:44:21 AM
Your foot is the same length of your elbow to your wrist
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: franquietits on August 20, 2018, 06:07:17 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/7b/fb/b67bfb7cba003811ccc18055d9fe3d95.jpg)

I'm Fucked!
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: Nate.Dog on August 20, 2018, 09:28:52 AM
Your foot is the same length of your elbow to your wrist

not true
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: jtrpma on August 20, 2018, 09:54:23 AM
lobsters communicate by urinating through their eyes.
dolphins bully and beat up females pregnant from non-dominant males so they loose the baby
and sea cucumber breath through the ass (more or less)
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: brycickle on August 20, 2018, 07:47:51 PM
lobsters communicate by urinating through their eyes.
dolphins bully and beat up females pregnant from non-dominant males so they loose the baby
and sea cucumber breath through the ass (more or less)
What does loosening the baby do?
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on August 21, 2018, 01:15:45 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/7b/fb/b67bfb7cba003811ccc18055d9fe3d95.jpg)

I'm Fucked!
Hugs equally important as
water and food, confirmed.
they better inform all those
survival tv dudes, like bear
grylls ed stafford and so on
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: leopard print on August 21, 2018, 07:27:57 AM
immediately drinking your own urine cuts refractory period in half.
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Post by: VHS ERA on August 22, 2018, 06:18:07 PM
There are more black bears than black people in Maine
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Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on August 26, 2018, 05:05:18 PM
Jay Adams dating the mom/daughter in  hawaii hen he got out of prison.   Tampa am started with weed money.   50Cent can't swim very well.
Title: Re: random fun facts
Post by: ungzilla on August 26, 2018, 06:40:18 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/7b/fb/b67bfb7cba003811ccc18055d9fe3d95.jpg)

I'm Fucked!
Hugs equally important as
water and food, confirmed.
they better inform all those
survival tv dudes, like bear
grylls ed stafford and so on

well obviously they're gonna cut out the footage of the production assistants giving bear a hug every time he starts looking woozy