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Title: “King of The Streets”
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on July 22, 2018, 01:40:51 PM
“Back on top since 2016” not my words. Nyjah got gold for x-games street. Maybe he will get Thrasher SOTY this year. Remember skating is about traing and winning

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Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: ManMelt on July 22, 2018, 01:45:21 PM
Nyjah definitely stares at himself in the mirror while he masterbates.
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Post by: SHIREFLIP on July 22, 2018, 02:58:15 PM
Traing.

Skating is all about traing.
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Post by: pugmaster on July 22, 2018, 03:45:12 PM
Traing.

Skating is all about traing.
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on July 22, 2018, 03:50:14 PM
x games is still a thing?
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 22, 2018, 03:53:48 PM
Nyjah definitely stares at himself in the mirror while he masterbates.
What do you stare at?
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Post by: feedmeseymour on July 22, 2018, 03:56:19 PM
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Nyjah definitely stares at himself in the mirror while he masterbates.
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What do you stare at?

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Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: my english is bad on July 22, 2018, 04:00:06 PM
Ninejah soty jajajajjajajja
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Post by: my english is bad on July 22, 2018, 04:52:28 PM
jajajajaja
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Post by: Craig Lutzka on July 22, 2018, 05:36:37 PM
Watched this today cause I'm sick, this kelvin trick was pretty fucked honestly
https://www.instagram.com/p/BljKjywFqhk/?hl=en (https://www.instagram.com/p/BljKjywFqhk/?hl=en)
Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: Ankle_Lift on July 22, 2018, 06:41:44 PM
Isn't Monster and Nike just so cool, you guys?!
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Post by: 8.125 on July 22, 2018, 06:55:09 PM
X games was the first skating I ever saw. I think it's sick. Contests have been around longer than street skating so that's the og shit. They are part of the careers of most of the best dudes ever.

Like yea I'm down to watch some of the best dudes alive throw hammers live. If you don't want to see that then wtf? Put a piece of paper over the scoreboard and watch yuto slice.
Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: ChuckRamone on July 22, 2018, 07:00:51 PM
Watched this today cause I'm sick, this kelvin trick was pretty fucked honestly
https://www.instagram.com/p/BljKjywFqhk/?hl=en (https://www.instagram.com/p/BljKjywFqhk/?hl=en)

dear lord the announcers. that was embarrassing to listen to.
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Post by: HugeBodBoyle on July 22, 2018, 07:05:22 PM
The Monster Energy girls on the decks were...why were they there?
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Post by: nocomply900 on July 22, 2018, 07:06:54 PM
X games was the first skating I ever saw. I think it's sick. Contests have been around longer than street skating so that's the og shit. They are part of the careers of most of the best dudes ever.

Like yea I'm down to watch some of the best dudes alive throw hammers live. If you don't want to see that then wtf? Put a piece of paper over the scoreboard and watch yuto slice.

THANK YOU!! Nothing wrong with watching contests. All you “core” bros secretly watch anyway, so get over yourselves. I bet Fred Gall has watched Street League just to be like, “damn, that’s sick.”
Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: FluFlammer on July 22, 2018, 07:59:51 PM
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Watched this today cause I'm sick, this kelvin trick was pretty fucked honestly
https://www.instagram.com/p/BljKjywFqhk/?hl=en (https://www.instagram.com/p/BljKjywFqhk/?hl=en)
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dear lord the announcers. that was embarrassing to listen to.

this needs to be a copypasta
Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: my english is bad on July 22, 2018, 10:43:48 PM
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X games was the first skating I ever saw. I think it's sick. Contests have been around longer than street skating so that's the og shit. They are part of the careers of most of the best dudes ever.

Like yea I'm down to watch some of the best dudes alive throw hammers live. If you don't want to see that then wtf? Put a piece of paper over the scoreboard and watch yuto slice.
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THANK YOU!! Nothing wrong with watching contests. All you “core” bros secretly watch anyway, so get over yourselves. I bet Fred Gall has watched Street League just to be like, “damn, that’s sick.”

The only contest that is worth watching is The Copenhagen Pro and The Dime Glory Challenge all the rest is the same shit with the same final 3
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Post by: Ineffable Epoch on July 23, 2018, 04:59:27 AM
The Monster Energy girls on the decks were...why were they there?

were winning

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Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: TwisT on July 23, 2018, 06:10:31 AM
how hard is it to find a skateboarder with a fucking communications degree to do the on the floor interviews.

Also Kelvin Hoelfler did switch BS flip crooks down that rail, which was crazy
Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: OwlGreen on July 23, 2018, 07:15:17 AM
Watched this today cause I'm sick, this kelvin trick was pretty fucked honestly
https://www.instagram.com/p/BljKjywFqhk/?hl=en (https://www.instagram.com/p/BljKjywFqhk/?hl=en)

I've been wanting to see this trick for years. Fuck me.
Gary's commentary is perfect. The other guy is clueless.
Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: E on July 23, 2018, 07:46:31 AM
Nyjah said fuck/fucking multiple times audibly when the cameras zoomed in on him, pretty funny. Gary was like "Nyjah! say it again..louder this time" I laughed. Gary also seemed in disbelief that Nyjah won over Kelvin.
Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: Dermbot on July 23, 2018, 11:59:20 AM
I watched it. Gary was literally roasting the other guy thee whole time. at one point, Gary stopped and asked "why would you even say that?!" to the dude and the corny guy just played it off.
Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: essal on July 23, 2018, 01:41:00 PM
was that hoefler trick on purpose or a missed bs tail? i can't tell
Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: MOUNTAIN on July 23, 2018, 02:18:29 PM
Gary is good
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Post by: BacksideWallride on July 23, 2018, 02:32:27 PM
was that hoefler trick on purpose or a missed bs tail? i can't tell
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Post by: shannamal on July 23, 2018, 02:38:01 PM
was that hoefler trick on purpose or a missed bs tail? i can't tell

looks like a missed back tail to me
Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: OwlGreen on July 23, 2018, 04:46:39 PM
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was that hoefler trick on purpose or a missed bs tail? i can't tell
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looks like a missed back tail to me

Dude said on Instagram he meant it.
Fuuuuuuuuuck.
Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: GAY on July 23, 2018, 04:51:13 PM
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TB = tuberculosis
Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: Bristol_Palin on July 23, 2018, 09:47:06 PM
X games was the first skating I ever saw. I think it's sick. Contests have been around longer than street skating so that's the og shit. They are part of the careers of most of the best dudes ever.

Like yea I'm down to watch some of the best dudes alive throw hammers live. If you don't want to see that then wtf? Put a piece of paper over the scoreboard and watch yuto slice.

When I was little, I used to be really into reading the news paper for some reason. I remember there being some assignment where we had to read the newspaper multiple days in a row for school or something like that and I just kept it going. One day in the summer before 5th grade (I think it was 2001) the Philadelphia Inquirer had an article where they talked to Ricky Oyola about the xgames coming to Philly and the contest being held at city hall. I remember thinking he sounded like a crazy person, but awesome at the same time. I hung the article up on my wall and I asked my Dad to take me to see the contest. I remember being really overwhelmed trying to figure out what was happening at the contest, but wanting to start skateboarding because it looked really fun. I had a cool older cousin who skateboarded but he lived in Florida at the time so I hadn't seen much real skateboarding up until that point. It was cool. That article with Ricky was still on my bed room wall in my parents until I went away to college and they threw out all my stuff.
Title: Re: “King of The Streets”
Post by: nopes on July 23, 2018, 09:59:19 PM
i remember when the xgames were going to be at city hall. i was so excited about it since it was my favorite spot and it would be cool to see on tv. i also thought it was going to be cool to see an actual contest in the streets. i ended up not seeing it until way after the fact and being disappointed.