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Title: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: shark tits on July 29, 2018, 04:10:50 PM
yo, maybe we are all uptight and kink shaming when it comes to people who are attracted to alternative body types.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNr3yhjQPI8
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Frank on July 29, 2018, 05:08:16 PM
jesus, they let anyone do a ted talk these days huh...
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 29, 2018, 05:53:23 PM
fucking hell, I couldn't get past the 3min mark.
what's next, we gunna back bestiality?
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: slappies on July 29, 2018, 06:57:23 PM
fucking hell, I couldn't get past the 3min mark.
what's next, we gunna back bestiality?

QueeferMadness has always been a pretty strong advocate for it.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: shark tits on July 29, 2018, 07:03:12 PM
i'm game, gism.
actually i'm generous, giving and game. let's talk turkey!
but no kink shaming.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 29, 2018, 07:18:02 PM
i'm game, gism.
actually i'm generous, giving and game. let's talk turkey!
but no kink shaming.

but your honor, I'm an ... animal lover
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: shark tits on July 29, 2018, 07:25:07 PM
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i'm game, gism.
actually i'm generous, giving and game. let's talk turkey!
but no kink shaming.

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but your honor, I'm an ... animal lover
and i want. and i need. animal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djv5GJndscI
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: iKobrakai on July 29, 2018, 10:58:59 PM
Whoever approved this garbage deserves a burst mouth.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: stranded on July 29, 2018, 11:08:12 PM
Jonas should go to prison.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: feedmeseymour on July 30, 2018, 07:31:42 AM
Call it kink shaming if you want but theres a reason pedophiles get their asses whooped in jail by other inmates.

Fuck anyone sick enough in the head to take advantage of a kids innocence/ignorance and do some life damaging shit to them. i worked with kids for years at a ymca camp, ive heard plenty of fucked stories of bad home lives and no kid should have to deal with that shit.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: shark tits on July 30, 2018, 08:19:22 AM
Call it kink shaming if you want but theres a reason pedophiles get their asses whooped in jail by other inmates.

Fuck anyone sick enough in the head to take advantage of a kids innocence/ignorance and do some life damaging shit to them. i worked with kids for years at a ymca camp, ive heard plenty of fucked stories of bad home lives and no kid should have to deal with that shit.
what if the kid is into it? like ancient greece, or even modern gypsies, they marry 13 yr olds.
do you think kids are fucked up because adults put the expectation of them being fucked up on it?
like if everyone was nonchalant then maybe the kid would just be ahead in the game like 'i know all about sex, bite me'?
i've read that somewhere but of course all situations are different.
i don't know if your post warrants gg allin as exhibit A but i've been dying to post this. gg has some salient points.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJJEX4Q7Raw
ps i think inmates just want an excuse to attack someone else and not be the 'bad guy' even though they're in there for just that. 'i broke into a family's home and tied them up but it's chill cause i didn't stick my dick in anyone, i just stole their possessions [and peace of mind]'. inmate logic........
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Pigeon on July 30, 2018, 08:34:32 AM
^
It was already bad enough with you backing racism, but now you’re backing pedophilia. Are you attracted to little kids?

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Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: shark tits on July 30, 2018, 08:39:11 AM
^
It was already bad enough with you backing racism, but now you’re backing pedophilia. Are you attracted to little kids?

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hahaha, no.
but i'm openminded to other people. i'm not into guys but if 2 guys wanna bang, is that my business? if 2 guys wanna bang a monkey or sheep, who am i to disagree?
is 2 guys and a teenager wanna bang, get out of their bedroom, conservatives!
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Pigeon on July 30, 2018, 09:03:21 AM
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It was already bad enough with you backing racism, but now you’re backing pedophilia. Are you attracted to little kids?

(https://i.gifer.com/44iP.gif)
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hahaha, no.
but i'm openminded to other people. i'm not into guys but if 2 guys wanna bang, is that my business? if 2 guys wanna bang a monkey or sheep, who am i to disagree?
is 2 guys and a teenager wanna bang, get out of their bedroom, conservatives!
homosexual relations: consensual
bestiality: not consensual

Your last example is flawed and blurs the lines between little kids and people who have gone through puberty.

I guess I’m conservative for not accepting pedohphiles. On the subject of being conservative, I recently got called a, “right-wing, disease-phobic asshole,” by a woman when I asked her if she has any STIs. She didn’t want me to use condoms, and I probably would have went with it if I was drunk...sobriety potentially saved my life.

How do you feel about Jared or R. Kelly?
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: feedmeseymour on July 30, 2018, 09:14:58 AM
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Call it kink shaming if you want but theres a reason pedophiles get their asses whooped in jail by other inmates.

Fuck anyone sick enough in the head to take advantage of a kids innocence/ignorance and do some life damaging shit to them. i worked with kids for years at a ymca camp, ive heard plenty of fucked stories of bad home lives and no kid should have to deal with that shit.
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what if the kid is into it? like ancient greece, or even modern gypsies, they marry 13 yr olds.
do you think kids are fucked up because adults put the expectation of them being fucked up on it?
like if everyone was nonchalant then maybe the kid would just be ahead in the game like 'i know all about sex, bite me'?
i've read that somewhere but of course all situations are different.
i don't know if your post warrants gg allin as exhibit A but i've been dying to post this. gg has some salient points.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJJEX4Q7Raw
ps i think inmates just want an excuse to attack someone else and not be the 'bad guy' even though they're in there for just that. 'i broke into a family's home and tied them up but it's chill cause i didn't stick my dick in anyone, i just stole their possessions [and peace of mind]'. inmate logic........

we could probably all score a highschool girl cause they are easily wooed/impressed/swayed to do shit by older dudes, it doesnt take more than a car and some money and maybe an apartment... that being said going after young kids is preying on their innocence/ them being naive... that highschool girl might be "into it" but thats because she is potentially young&dumb and the older guy in this situation would be a scumbag.

and no pre teen would be "into it" they would probably be more confused then anything, then damaged for the rest of their lives.

as for the inmates thing, my guess would be that alot of people that are in the system have had rough upbringings and child molestation may have been a part of it.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: shark tits on July 30, 2018, 09:42:10 AM
i'd say the molesters in jail, their upbringing prolly included molestation. the bad ass defenders of the pod, not so much.
but if kids can choose their own gender, who's to say they can't consent?
maybe the rules are all wrong.
the legal limit is arbitrary, in some states it's 18, in most i think it's 16.
i've had cellies who banged a 15 yr old but if they waited a few months would've been legal.
arbitrary.
pigeon, if the lady had an std she prolly wouldn't have wanted to raw dog. you didn't dodge a death sentence, you dodged a good time. mods, change his name to mitt romney!
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Kolostrum on July 30, 2018, 09:45:28 AM
When i was in 1st grade (~6yrs old) a good friend of mine would tell me about the fucked up shit his uncle would do to him. It would fuck me up just hearing about it secondhand, and I didn't really understand how to process it, but he didn't seem that phased by it. Just kind of nonchalant or numb i guess.

Who knows what was really going on in his head, or what kind of lasting damage those experiences caused.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: JB on July 30, 2018, 10:17:28 AM
but if kids can choose their own gender, who's to say they can't consent?

people are taking this way too far. kids are young, naive and impressionable. they might think they want to be a different gender one day, then decide they want to switch back the next. they're not capable of making a life long committed decision. who gives a shit if an 8 year old boy wants to wear a dress and call himself brittney? because next week he might want to wear a cowboy outfit and call himself john wayne. i used to wear a ninja turtle costume and didn't answer anyone unless they called me michalengelo and i dont identify as a turtle anymore. nobody is out there getting their 8 year old a gender reassignment surgery. lets not pretend that this is whats becoming normal, and lets not think that kids thinking they want to have sex with adults is a serious form of consent. just because some kid might think their pedophile neighbor "friend" is fun to play with, a young, naive and impressionable kid might decide to consent to letting that pedophile "friend" have sex with them. but as soon as the kid realizes that they don't like it, that's not something they can take back. they can't go back to being an innocent kid anymore and they have to live with that experience forever.

dont even try to argue "but what if the kid actually likes it?". thats fucking sick. leave kids alone and let them become sexual on their own. no young kid out there is going to get the idea that they want to have sex with an adult unless and adult manipulates that thought into the kids mind, and its not right. i can understand that pedophilia for some isn't a choice (if that was the point you were initially trying to make), but kids shouldn't have to be subjected to traumatizing sexual acts just so some jerk can get a nut. they can die from blueballs for all i care.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Baron Samedi on July 30, 2018, 10:24:02 AM
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but if kids can choose their own gender, who's to say they can't consent?
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people are taking this way too far. kids are young, naive and impressionable. they might think they want to be a different gender one day, then decide they want to switch back the next. they're not capable of making a life long committed decision. who gives a shit if an 8 year old boy wants to wear a dress and call himself brittney? because next week he might want to wear a cowboy outfit and call himself john wayne. i used to wear a ninja turtle costume and didn't answer anyone unless they called me michalengelo and i dont identify as a turtle anymore. nobody is out there getting their 8 year old a gender reassignment surgery. lets not pretend that this is whats becoming normal, and lets not think that kids thinking they want to have sex with adults is a serious form of consent. just because some kid might think their pedophile neighbor "friend" is fun to play with, a young, naive and impressionable kid might decide to consent to letting that pedophile "friend" have sex with them. but as soon as the kid realizes that they don't like it, that's not something they can take back. they can't go back to being an innocent kid anymore and they have to live with that experience forever.

dont even try to argue "but what if the kid actually likes it?". thats fucking sick. leave kids alone and let them become sexual on their own. no young kid out there is going to get the idea that they want to have sex with an adult unless and adult manipulates that thought into the kids mind, and its not right. i can understand that pedophilia for some isn't a choice (if that was the point you were initially trying to make), but kids shouldn't have to be subjected to traumatizing sexual acts just so some jerk can get a nut. they can die from blueballs for all i care.
i fucking knew you were a michaelangelo
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: iKobrakai on July 30, 2018, 10:49:18 AM
Kids don't know shit. Fuck, a lot of people try different shit as far as college, only to realize it is not for them.

Let me tell you something; a friend of mine has a son. I have been around him his entire life (soon four years). If some cunt touches that kid, even in the unlikely event he "likes it", that piece of shit is dead. Dead, I tell you. Buried in the woods.

Also, being "disease-phobic" is how we live past 30. I fucking hate all these dumb made up terms and all this beyond progressive shit.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: CHOW on July 30, 2018, 12:29:18 PM
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Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: h00man on July 30, 2018, 12:38:04 PM
Kill all pedophiles
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: shark tits on July 30, 2018, 12:39:34 PM
Kill all pedophiles
what about murderers?
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 30, 2018, 05:54:45 PM
wait, now we're actually debating this and whether or not it's okay to bang sheep and monkeys...
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on July 30, 2018, 11:55:59 PM
Holy fuck

Anyone trying to justify pedophilia is fucked in the head too.

And anyone that tries to fuck a monkey, I hope it rips your nuts of and eats em like Gary's peanuts
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: SodaJerk on July 31, 2018, 01:15:01 AM
Children can't consent, they're incapable of the reasoning to comprehend the consequences of an intimate encounter or relationship. Their brains are far from fully formed and your suggestions that maybe they "could be into it" are ridiculous.
You seem to have turned up your edge Lord dial recently almost like a cry for help. It's coming across as pathetic.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: SUPREMENECKPROTECTOR on July 31, 2018, 03:12:16 AM
Did anybody actually watch the video? Because the discussion in here has nothing to do with it and edge lord is just trying to get under your skin...
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on July 31, 2018, 05:29:14 AM
When I was younger I was a part of a lgbt message board mostly aimed towards youth struggling to come out. I posted my predicament on a board and got a message from someone who was older and visiting and offered to meet and chat about the experience and what to do/say. I walked 2 miles and got my buddy to cover for me saying I was going to hang out and possibly sleep over at his place. I got picked up by a not so young man but I was trusting so I got into his car. I should also add that this was at a time when most kids didnt have cell phones. He gave me a beer at his spot and shortly after I blacked out. I came to with him taking my virginity and recording it on his camcorder. I got my clarity back at about 2am as he was speeding back to my house and he gushed about how I was so mature and forward with him and how I pretty much raped him and how much I got off. I had to sleep/wait in the park by my house until I knew my parents would have it unlocked the door and not ask questions. It took me 4 more years to come out and up until recently I could’nt let another human being touch me in that way. I got drugged and taken advantage of because I was a naive kid. I could get into the stories of chicks I went to MIDDLE SCHOOL with who would get liquored up by 24 year olds and raped/passed around but thats just too much bummer for one post. Also any animal exposed to beastality is subject to euthanasia ASAP so yes and sheep/dog/horse/etc that a human fucks will be dead within the day. I grew up a town over from Enumclaw so I guess I should know.

Good job on the Troll sharktits. You really showed my libtard sjw cuck faggot ass a good triggering.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: feedmeseymour on July 31, 2018, 05:56:28 AM
When I was younger I was a part of a lgbt message board mostly aimed towards youth struggling to come out. I posted my predicament on a board and got a message from someone who was older and visiting and offered to meet and chat about the experience and what to do/say. I walked 2 miles and got my buddy to cover for me saying I was going to hang out and possibly sleep over at his place. I got picked up by a not so young man but I was trusting so I got into his car. I should also add that this was at a time when most kids didnt have cell phones. He gave me a beer at his spot and shortly after I blacked out. I came to with him taking my virginity and recording it on his camcorder. I got my clarity back at about 2am as he was speeding back to my house and he gushed about how I was so mature and forward with him and how I pretty much raped him and how much I got off. I had to sleep/wait in the park by my house until I knew my parents would have it unlocked the door and not ask questions. It took me 4 more years to come out and up until recently I could’nt let another human being touch me in that way. I got drugged and taken advantage of because I was a naive kid. I could get into the stories of chicks I went to MIDDLE SCHOOL with who would get liquored up by 24 year olds and raped/passed around but thats just too much bummer for one post. Also any animal exposed to beastality is subject to euthanasia ASAP so yes and sheep/dog/horse/etc that a human fucks will be dead within the day. I grew up a town over from Enumclaw so I guess I should know.

Good job on the Troll sharktits. You really showed my libtard sjw cuck faggot ass a good triggering.

thats some evil shit to do. sick sick world man. but hey atleast he didnt skin you alive and make a coat outta you.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: stranded on July 31, 2018, 06:03:59 AM
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When I was younger I was a part of a lgbt message board mostly aimed towards youth struggling to come out. I posted my predicament on a board and got a message from someone who was older and visiting and offered to meet and chat about the experience and what to do/say. I walked 2 miles and got my buddy to cover for me saying I was going to hang out and possibly sleep over at his place. I got picked up by a not so young man but I was trusting so I got into his car. I should also add that this was at a time when most kids didnt have cell phones. He gave me a beer at his spot and shortly after I blacked out. I came to with him taking my virginity and recording it on his camcorder. I got my clarity back at about 2am as he was speeding back to my house and he gushed about how I was so mature and forward with him and how I pretty much raped him and how much I got off. I had to sleep/wait in the park by my house until I knew my parents would have it unlocked the door and not ask questions. It took me 4 more years to come out and up until recently I could’nt let another human being touch me in that way. I got drugged and taken advantage of because I was a naive kid. I could get into the stories of chicks I went to MIDDLE SCHOOL with who would get liquored up by 24 year olds and raped/passed around but thats just too much bummer for one post. Also any animal exposed to beastality is subject to euthanasia ASAP so yes and sheep/dog/horse/etc that a human fucks will be dead within the day. I grew up a town over from Enumclaw so I guess I should know.

Good job on the Troll sharktits. You really showed my libtard sjw cuck faggot ass a good triggering.
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thats some evil shit to do. sick sick world man. but hey atleast he didnt skin you alive and make a coat outta you.
You’re fucked.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: SHIREFLIP on July 31, 2018, 06:36:22 AM
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Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: butterballs for jerry on July 31, 2018, 07:22:39 AM
I think I missed the thread where shark tits was declared a racist?
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: DaSk8D00D on July 31, 2018, 12:21:19 PM
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Call it kink shaming if you want but theres a reason pedophiles get their asses whooped in jail by other inmates.

Fuck anyone sick enough in the head to take advantage of a kids innocence/ignorance and do some life damaging shit to them. i worked with kids for years at a ymca camp, ive heard plenty of fucked stories of bad home lives and no kid should have to deal with that shit.
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what if the kid is into it? like ancient greece, or even modern gypsies, they marry 13 yr olds.
do you think kids are fucked up because adults put the expectation of them being fucked up on it?
like if everyone was nonchalant then maybe the kid would just be ahead in the game like 'i know all about sex, bite me'?
i've read that somewhere but of course all situations are different.
i don't know if your post warrants gg allin as exhibit A but i've been dying to post this. gg has some salient points.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJJEX4Q7Raw
ps i think inmates just want an excuse to attack someone else and not be the 'bad guy' even though they're in there for just that. 'i broke into a family's home and tied them up but it's chill cause i didn't stick my dick in anyone, i just stole their possessions [and peace of mind]'. inmate logic........


Dude, get alllllllll the way the fuck outta here with this pseudo-junkie philosophy bullshit. I know you’re at least partially trolling or trying to get a ruse out of someone so congratulations, you’ve pissed me off with this filth


You are a non-productive member of society with no real assets or equity to your name, living the lifestyle of a nomadic bum. Because you’ve more or less wasted your adult life up to this point and stuck with the hand you’ve dealt yourself, You’re probably doomed to deal with shitty women on the same level of junkie/bum status as you, hence the reason why you wanna talk about being “open-minded” to pedophilia. “But what if they’re in to it?” FUCK OUTTA HERE

I got a 6 year old girl who lives under my roof, SLAP pal or not I would surely slap the dog shit out of you for even joking about that in my presence


Mods please delete this trash ass thread
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: SodaJerk on July 31, 2018, 12:36:26 PM
I gotta agree with W.Easley
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: StabMasterArson on July 31, 2018, 01:38:25 PM
I gotta agree with W.Easley
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: chilllyboy on July 31, 2018, 06:08:33 PM
I'm guessing shartits either focused or got a ban b/c of this thread.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 31, 2018, 07:08:46 PM
I gotta agree with W.Easley
which is hard because I don't usually agree with him.
Keep Rusty's legacy alive all you want sharktits, but you're on some weird trip lately...
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: iKobrakai on July 31, 2018, 10:22:18 PM
Did not see this coming. I've always wanted to see him make it through his addiction, we were kind of on friendly terms. However, just reading this shit made my blood boil, you can probably see it in my second post.

Oh, well... Let us just hope nobody gets hurt, in any shape or form, in real life.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: feedmeseymour on August 01, 2018, 05:11:17 AM
Did not see this coming.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: PuffinMuffin on August 01, 2018, 07:26:14 AM
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Did not see this coming.
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It was right in the title.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: stranded on August 01, 2018, 07:43:04 AM
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Did not see this coming.
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It was right in the title.
think they were talking about him focusing but I I will too. rather lurk since I’m not funny and don’t really contribute
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on August 01, 2018, 08:05:20 AM
Fair enough
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: botefdunn on August 01, 2018, 08:52:50 AM
See ya in the streets then, be safe.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: CHOW on August 01, 2018, 09:06:30 AM
Can't believe Gipper missed TNT replying and shark tits focusing on the same day.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Baron Samedi on August 01, 2018, 10:34:05 AM
Well, at least he finally got his name back.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: poorlatino on August 01, 2018, 12:03:33 PM
Well, at least he finally got his name back.

Did the mods give him that name or something?
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on August 01, 2018, 12:20:08 PM
In death sharktits has a name
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: butterballs for jerry on August 01, 2018, 01:42:41 PM
Can't believe Gipper missed TNT replying and shark tits focusing on the same day.

My guess is he was doing butt stuff and whatever he was using was loosed into his rectum, probably at the proctologist's all day.

It was a million to one shot, doc!
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: straight on August 01, 2018, 02:17:08 PM
even tho this thread is garbage, slap comes through and makes up for it .. thx tay and baron for those quotes
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on August 01, 2018, 06:41:57 PM
   (preface; I did not watch the video of the ted talk from the original post) I'm not backing it in todays world but face up to the fact that everyone on earth got 13 or 14 year old women pregnant since time began until what is a relatively short time ago.  I read about a scientific study that said that 15 year olds  had the least problems statistacally giving birth compared to women older in age.  Again I would leave girls that age tf alone personally.     
    This is no comment on pre teens jesus christ that's fucked up. 
  Edit; the study suggesting that 15 year olds  had the least pregnancy issues to me implies that with the civilized world raising the age to have children to late twenties we now have physically weaker humans compared to our entire history -where that road will take us is not known.    The conundrum there is that women need and desearve a full education in todays world.    (and Mtv!!)
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: iKobrakai on August 01, 2018, 10:52:35 PM
In terms of biologi, fine, the older women get the higher chance of complication. However, nothing in this world is build around 15 year old having kids. Also, if you're 20 and bang 16 year olds, you're a fucking loser, don't even argue.

Here, take a look at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0yzKA2-RhE
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: jomeara1 on August 02, 2018, 02:16:02 AM
^jesus christ
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on August 02, 2018, 02:01:50 PM
In terms of biologi, fine, the older women get the higher chance of complication. However, nothing in this world is build around 15 year old having kids. Also, if you're 20 and bang 16 year olds, you're a fucking loser, don't even argue.

Here, take a look at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0yzKA2-RhE

  Stigma is powerful and society is twisted by fear, judgement and gossip and hate.  Again I don't condone going for the underagers at all but I certainly aint gonna judge the 20 year old fucking a 16 year old girl, thats a little bit much -losen up, let them have it and don't worry.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: shit_for_brains on August 02, 2018, 02:08:39 PM
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In terms of biologi, fine, the older women get the higher chance of complication. However, nothing in this world is build around 15 year old having kids. Also, if you're 20 and bang 16 year olds, you're a fucking loser, don't even argue.

Here, take a look at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0yzKA2-RhE
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  Stigma is powerful and society is twisted by fear, judgement and gossip and hate.  Again I don't condone going for the underagers at all but I certainly aint gonna judge the 20 year old fucking a 16 year old girl, thats a little bit much -losen up, let them have it and don't worry.

You're really wasting no time taking shark tits' spot
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: DaSk8D00D on August 02, 2018, 05:20:01 PM

 I certainly aint gonna judge the 20 year old fucking a 16 year old girl, thats a little bit much -losen up, let them have it and don't worry.


Man, I can't believe how many of you fucking weirdos are on here (https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png)

Let a 20 year old even try to hit on my 16 year old daughter and I'm whooping ass on site. It's only dudes who can't get with women in their age range or 80 year old illuminati members who even remotely think this kind of shit is ok to talk about in 2018

I may very well stick to the Shoes & Gear forums exclusively now. I started posting on here when I was 17 and am about to turn 25 now. The older I get, the more I really can't stand to hear you mf's discuss anything other than truck setups and deck dimensions.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: straight on August 02, 2018, 05:24:27 PM
deck dimensions.

(https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png)
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on August 02, 2018, 06:51:07 PM
I may very well stick to the Shoes & Gear forums exclusively now. I started posting on here when I was 17 and am about to turn 25 now. The older I get, the more I really can't stand to hear you mf's discuss anything other than truck setups and deck dimensions.
I wouldn't judge the whole of slap based on shark tits and givecigs, you always do this "y'all" thing were you lump the whole of SLAP into a bunch of fringe troll posters...
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on August 02, 2018, 08:43:18 PM
You are a non-productive member of society with no real assets or equity to your name, living the lifestyle of a nomadic bum.

By far the most heinous shit in this thread.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: brycickle on August 02, 2018, 08:56:50 PM
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 I certainly aint gonna judge the 20 year old fucking a 16 year old girl, thats a little bit much -losen up, let them have it and don't worry.
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Man, I can't believe how many of you fucking weirdos are on here (https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png)

Let a 20 year old even try to hit on my 16 year old daughter and I'm whooping ass on site. It's only dudes who can't get with women in their age range or 80 year old illuminati members who even remotely think this kind of shit is ok to talk about in 2018

I may very well stick to the Shoes & Gear forums exclusively now. I started posting on here when I was 17 and am about to turn 25 now. The older I get, the more I really can't stand to hear you mf's discuss anything other than truck setups and deck dimensions.
You had a kid when you were nine? That opens up a whole box of "what the fucks?".
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Frank on August 02, 2018, 09:17:32 PM
the hypothetical 16 year old daughter
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on August 02, 2018, 09:23:39 PM
I love that the kid trying to play it off as better than this place is also speculating on the internet about fighting the imaginary ephebophile who is dicking his future daughter.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: DaSk8D00D on August 02, 2018, 09:39:10 PM
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 I certainly aint gonna judge the 20 year old fucking a 16 year old girl, thats a little bit much -losen up, let them have it and don't worry.
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Man, I can't believe how many of you fucking weirdos are on here (https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png)

Let a 20 year old even try to hit on my 16 year old daughter and I'm whooping ass on site. It's only dudes who can't get with women in their age range or 80 year old illuminati members who even remotely think this kind of shit is ok to talk about in 2018

I may very well stick to the Shoes & Gear forums exclusively now. I started posting on here when I was 17 and am about to turn 25 now. The older I get, the more I really can't stand to hear you mf's discuss anything other than truck setups and deck dimensions.
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You had a kid when you were nine? That opens up a whole box of "what the fucks?".

I’m on the stepdad program. Been doing it for the past 3 years and while it was a struggle at first, it made me work harder and now I’m at the point where I’ve developed a strong work/life/family balance while still managing to shred on the regs (https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ehh3.png)

To everyone else, I have no qualms about sitting on my high horse on a message board filled with dudes who celebrate other men’s sharpied taints & lust over other pros girlfriends. That part of the boards just ain’t for me anymore (https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/hubie.png)
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: DaSk8D00D on August 02, 2018, 09:51:32 PM
Also, what’s up with Chris Hansen not saying shit about shark tits for the entire thread, yet he gonna use 2 of his 5 posts per year to try to talk shit about me? (https://www.thecoli.com/data/emoticons/1/d45ffb212867ca28d0e0c2f35ce411ad.png?t=1453667320)
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on August 02, 2018, 10:01:43 PM
There are more than enough people already feigning outrage at the mentally ill troll who seems to be looking for a push over the edge. Why are you still here? Shouldn't you be acquiring land or contributing to society?
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: DaSk8D00D on August 02, 2018, 10:53:38 PM
There are more than enough people already feigning outrage at the mentally ill troll who seems to be looking for a push over the edge. Why are you still here? Shouldn't you be acquiring land or contributing to society?

Cause when the workday is done & the family spreadsheets updated, it’s time for the fuckery(https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mjlit2.png)

Catch me in the post yourself skating or the truck threads bitches

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DistantFrequentIncatern-max-1mb.gif)
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on August 02, 2018, 10:58:22 PM
Nah. I'll catch you right back here, trying to turn a thread about fucking kids into a platform for self-promotion.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: iKobrakai on August 03, 2018, 12:05:19 AM
I just want to say that this shit is waaay more common in real life.

Go to any smaller town, tons of 20+ losers are praying on 16 years olds. In this age of narcissism every single cunt wants a piece of this acceptance-bullshit- pie.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: SodaJerk on August 03, 2018, 12:14:17 AM
When I was 20, my now wife was 12. We didn't meet until she was 21.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: iKobrakai on August 03, 2018, 01:20:11 AM
When I was 20, my now wife was 12. We didn't meet until she was 21.

Does not count as creepy since the difference in (mental) development is bigger between 16-20 than 20-24. I think...
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: SodaJerk on August 03, 2018, 01:44:44 AM
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When I was 20, my now wife was 12. We didn't meet until she was 21.
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Does not count as creepy since the difference in (mental) development is bigger between 16-20 than 20-24. I think...
She's always been more mature (mentally) than me anyway.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on August 03, 2018, 02:02:59 AM
Half your age + 7 is the absolute lowest you can go and is a good universal rule
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: SodaJerk on August 03, 2018, 02:55:20 AM
Half your age + 7 is the absolute lowest you can go and is a good universal rule
Fuck that, should I for any reason become available again I'll drop the 7 from that equation and the only other requirements would be that she's hot as hell and dumber than a bag of rocks. (I'm kidding but sorta not)
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on August 03, 2018, 06:39:20 AM
  Dude ruins threads -fucking fuckhead  (you guys know who I mean)
   Theres enough parents out there who would rather their daughter date the 20 year old than the 16 year old, why?   -theres a big difference between a 16 year old guy and a 20 year old guy.  The 20 year old is way less likely to mangle your daughter in a car wreck or other possible scenarios 16 year old guys are notorious for.  But if your thinking with your dick you wouldn't care about that, you'd just think "theres no way in hell that motherfucker is going to penetrate my daughter!"  and then let some 17 year old to have at it.  -Your a brain dead gorrila
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: iKobrakai on August 03, 2018, 07:14:17 AM
  Dude ruins threads -fucking fuckhead  (you guys know who I mean)
   Theres enough parents out there who would rather their daughter date the 20 year old than the 16 year old, why?   -theres a big difference between a 16 year old guy and a 20 year old guy.  The 20 year old is way less likely to mangle your daughter in a car wreck or other possible scenarios 16 year old guys are notorious for.  But if your thinking with your dick you wouldn't care about that, you'd just think "theres no way in hell that motherfucker is going to penetrate my daughter!"  and then let some 17 year old to have at it.  -Your a brain dead gorrila

Sure,a 20+ dude who likes high school kids is well adjusted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wknywxfcE5M
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on August 03, 2018, 07:24:40 AM
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  Dude ruins threads -fucking fuckhead  (you guys know who I mean)
   Theres enough parents out there who would rather their daughter date the 20 year old than the 16 year old, why?   -theres a big difference between a 16 year old guy and a 20 year old guy.  The 20 year old is way less likely to mangle your daughter in a car wreck or other possible scenarios 16 year old guys are notorious for.  But if your thinking with your dick you wouldn't care about that, you'd just think "theres no way in hell that motherfucker is going to penetrate my daughter!"  and then let some 17 year old to have at it.  -Your a brain dead gorrila
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Sure,a 20+ dude who likes high school kids is well adjusted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wknywxfcE5M

  Well if society dictates only scumbags do it then thats the affect of stigma.  -only  'weirdos' will cross that 20  year old/ 16 year old line.  I remember being 20 and I would never have dated a 16 year old simply because I didn't want to be seen as 'that guy' -but its bullshit as society is but its 'bullshit' that will affect your life (stigma)  -I don't think we're saying different thinks here Ibraki
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: CHOW on August 03, 2018, 07:29:59 AM
  Well if society dictates only scumbags do it then thats the affect of stigma.  -only  'weirdos' will cross that 20  year old/ 16 year old line.  I remember being 20 and I would never have dated a 16 year old simply because I didn't want to be seen as 'that guy' -but its bullshit as society is but its 'bullshit' that will affect your life (stigma)  -I don't think we're saying different thinks here Ibraki
love too log on to slap magazine dot com and defend statuatory rape/lewd acts with a minor. i'm very normal.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: iKobrakai on August 03, 2018, 07:38:06 AM
Look, I'm the last person to give a shit about stigma, I don't want to bang kids because I want to bang chicks my age.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on August 03, 2018, 06:52:52 PM
Look, I'm the last person to give a shit about stigma, I don't want to bang kids because I want to bang chicks my age.
  Are you 20 ?  Thats what we were on about, - a hypothetical 20 and 16 year old.  -Don' try to turn it around D Trump style.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on August 03, 2018, 06:57:18 PM
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  Well if society dictates only scumbags do it then thats the affect of stigma.  -only  'weirdos' will cross that 20  year old/ 16 year old line.  I remember being 20 and I would never have dated a 16 year old simply because I didn't want to be seen as 'that guy' -but its bullshit as society is but its 'bullshit' that will affect your life (stigma)  -I don't think we're saying different thinks here Ibraki
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love too log on to slap magazine dot com and defend statuatory rape/lewd acts with a minor. i'm very normal.
 
  statutory what and 'lewd acts' ?  No, we're talking about a couple with a 4 year age difference and shes 16.  No need to get out the lynch mob and incriminating police terms.  die
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: brycickle on August 05, 2018, 07:38:44 PM
  Dude ruins threads -fucking fuckhead  (you guys know who I mean)
   Theres enough parents out there who would rather their daughter date the 20 year old than the 16 year old, why?   -theres a big difference between a 16 year old guy and a 20 year old guy.  The 20 year old is way less likely to mangle your daughter in a car wreck or other possible scenarios 16 year old guys are notorious for.  But if your thinking with your dick you wouldn't care about that, you'd just think "theres no way in hell that motherfucker is going to penetrate my daughter!"  and then let some 17 year old to have at it.  -Your a brain dead gorrila
This might be the single dumbest excuse for why adults should be allowed to fuck children.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on August 06, 2018, 12:20:40 PM
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  Dude ruins threads -fucking fuckhead  (you guys know who I mean)
   Theres enough parents out there who would rather their daughter date the 20 year old than the 16 year old, why?   -theres a big difference between a 16 year old guy and a 20 year old guy.  The 20 year old is way less likely to mangle your daughter in a car wreck or other possible scenarios 16 year old guys are notorious for.  But if your thinking with your dick you wouldn't care about that, you'd just think "theres no way in hell that motherfucker is going to penetrate my daughter!"  and then let some 17 year old to have at it.  -Your a brain dead gorrila
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This might be the single dumbest excuse for why adults should be allowed to fuck children.
  regular soccer moms on slap?  wtf?  Again,  -its a hypothetical situation someone else brought up about a 20 year old and a  16 year old.  !6 year olds aren't "children" you alarmist piece of shit.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Alan on August 06, 2018, 01:56:51 PM
Just asking questions, amirite?
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on August 06, 2018, 06:03:10 PM
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Half your age + 7 is the absolute lowest you can go and is a good universal rule
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Fuck that, should I for any reason become available again I'll drop the 7 from that equation and the only other requirements would be that she's hot as hell and dumber than a bag of rocks. (I'm kidding but sorta not)
AND legal ;)

edit: givecigs, are you allowing shark tits to post from your account?
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: iKobrakai on August 07, 2018, 12:10:24 AM
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  Dude ruins threads -fucking fuckhead  (you guys know who I mean)
   Theres enough parents out there who would rather their daughter date the 20 year old than the 16 year old, why?   -theres a big difference between a 16 year old guy and a 20 year old guy.  The 20 year old is way less likely to mangle your daughter in a car wreck or other possible scenarios 16 year old guys are notorious for.  But if your thinking with your dick you wouldn't care about that, you'd just think "theres no way in hell that motherfucker is going to penetrate my daughter!"  and then let some 17 year old to have at it.  -Your a brain dead gorrila
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This might be the single dumbest excuse for why adults should be allowed to fuck children.

I might be wrong, but still pretty sure that 16 and 20 year old are within the same risk bracket, in terms of insurance premium. It drops at 25, or something. Again, might be wrong.

I don't think I can keep this conversation any longer. I guess some old creeps just want to bang kids and there are no logical arguments I can provide to change their minds.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on August 07, 2018, 10:28:50 AM
This thread is fucked.

Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on August 07, 2018, 10:42:32 AM
but like another poster aluded to, the video posted is interesting and has nothing to do with any of the discussion in this thread
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: h00man on August 07, 2018, 11:19:22 AM
This has got to be one of the worst fucking topics in history.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on August 07, 2018, 11:20:43 AM
This has got to be one of the worst fucking topics in history.

But was it over the fire hydrant or beside it?
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: iKobrakai on August 07, 2018, 11:48:59 AM
but like another poster aluded to, the video posted is interesting and has nothing to do with any of the discussion in this thread

Like I said before, the video is pretty much set up for cunts to get on that acceptance train. What a surprise, seconds later people are trying to justify their horrible preferences. Just wait a couple of years.

And no, I'm not a conservative who's afraid of progressive views and anti-SJW.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on August 07, 2018, 11:58:45 AM
i mean you're talking about the actual act of molesting children (there will obv be no acceptance of that), but that's really not the point of the video
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: iKobrakai on August 07, 2018, 12:14:32 PM
I hope I'm being too paranoid. But the opportunistic cunts are lurking there, man. Just give them a forum and a far-fetched video like this and all of a sudden two posters are crossing the line.

I probably sound like Alex Jones over here, but fuck it.
Title: Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on August 07, 2018, 12:37:19 PM
what in the video is far fetched though? did you actually watch it?