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Title: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 03, 2018, 04:21:24 AM
So I do reviews of terrrible movies from skating movies to B movie horror also just above porno acting movies. Neil Breen, Derek Savage, Tommy Wiseau.

Cool Cat series Dir. Derek Savage: a kids type of movies but with horrible dialogue great message but just grasping at straws to make sense the actors are fucking stupid.  bat shit transitions between scenes creepy people I don't want to spoil the movie but you have to see this steaming turd of a movie.

Neil Breen Dir. this guy makes Tommy Wiseau seem like Martin Scorsese, he has made 4 movies Pass Thru, Fateful Findings, I am here...... Now, and Double Down. without giving too much away these steaming piles of limp horse cocks wrapped in an Indian food diarrhea with a side of bullshit. They're convoluted at best and are definitely cringe worthy for those that like stupid movies that make dick for sense please check them out.

If you can think of any other terrible movies please list them as I will do a review and either roast it or praise it. 
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: CHOW on August 03, 2018, 05:18:39 AM
I've heard nothing but bad things about Gotti, which makes me want to see it more.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 03, 2018, 05:39:40 AM
I've heard nothing but bad things about Gotti, which makes me want to see it more.
Joe Pesci was supposed to be in it, he is my favorite of those gangstereque movies, the director reduced his part that he eventually quit and is litigation suing the director.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 03, 2018, 05:50:27 AM
Here's a compilation of Fateful findings profound acting
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-fYWAwc8Q0
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Robert Baratheon on August 03, 2018, 06:12:33 AM
The Doors.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Jollyoli on August 03, 2018, 06:23:22 AM
Slugs.
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093995/mediaviewer/rm1871552000)
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Post by: straight on August 03, 2018, 06:30:43 AM
the answer is big trouble in little china
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Post by: feedmeseymour on August 03, 2018, 06:49:47 AM
big trouble is gold... love me the porkchop express.

Any episode of mystery science theater would work in this thread. but the ultimate one is "the room"

if you want a terrible but great b movie, watch Frankenhooker...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ0qN-_b8e4
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 03, 2018, 07:12:36 AM
big trouble is gold... love me the porkchop express.

Any episode of mystery science theater would work in this thread. but the ultimate one is "the room"

if you want a terrible but great b movie, watch Frankenhooker...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ0qN-_b8e4
Frankenhooker is classic in my plethora of dvd's I like Leena does Frankenstein, so bad couldn't jerk it because of the horrible dialogue.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: feedmeseymour on August 03, 2018, 07:28:23 AM
big trouble is gold... love me the porkchop express.

Any episode of mystery science theater would work in this thread. but the ultimate one is "the room"

if you want a terrible but great b movie, watch Frankenhooker...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ0qN-_b8e4
Frankenhooker is classic in my plethora of dvd's I like Leena does Frankenstein, so bad couldn't jerk it because of the horrible dialogue.

i have the vhs of it, and on the box it says "if you should see any movie this year, it should be franken hooker" -Bill Murray...

if it has his stamp of approval you know its good.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Johnny on August 03, 2018, 10:54:50 AM
Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: RCB3 on August 03, 2018, 11:29:18 AM
Waterworld got terrible reviews, but I love that shit. I've seen it way too many times. Also, Starship Troopers is obviously pretty lame, but another guilty pleasure.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Pigeon on August 03, 2018, 11:37:37 AM
TMNT, Ghostbusters, and the Batman movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Adam Abbas on August 03, 2018, 11:41:03 AM
Waterworld got terrible reviews, but I love that shit. I've seen it way too many times. Also, Starship Troopers is obviously pretty lame, but another guilty pleasure.
Both good choices. We must be close in age. I loved Waterworld as well.

The Doors.
Another good choice. But I always had to fast forward when Val Kilmer sings lyrics to Kyle Maclachlan.

Super Mario Bros. which came out in the early 90's was one of these movies for me. I loved it as a kid.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: doomstation55 on August 03, 2018, 11:45:23 AM
I love when there's huge budget movies, particularly scifi, that end up being laughable albeit pretty to look at.

That being said you should watch Jupiter Ascending and Valerian the City of a Thousand Planets.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: feedmeseymour on August 03, 2018, 11:46:46 AM
I love when there's huge budget movies, particularly scifi, that end up being laughable albeit pretty to look at.

That being said you should watch Jupiter Ascending and Valerian the City of a Thousand Planets.

oh how could i forget, WATERWORLD BABY
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Post by: Cthulhu! on August 03, 2018, 11:58:52 AM
The Blob
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Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on August 03, 2018, 12:34:47 PM
Watched one last night with wife.think Keanu Reeves worst acting and role of all time

The bad batch. It's worth a watch just to see how terrible it is

Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 03, 2018, 01:26:07 PM
Rappin' with Mario Van Peebles
Possee black dudes being cowboy outlaws with MVP & Ton Loc & a handful of other hood movies
Tales From the Hood so cheesy it's laughable
Dead Presidents not really bad but poignant for what it was.

Menace to Society okay I know i am going to get shit for it, however I was on a week long crack/heroin binge and stuck in the middle of the desert in NM. the only things to do were jerkoff shoot smack smoke hubbas and watch 3 prolific movies Menace to Society, Once we were warriors, Aussie movie with Jango Fett actor and Black Hawk Down all three were hella depressing movies just about killed myself when going through detox.  Can't watch them to this day without fiending. 
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Seduction on August 03, 2018, 01:31:51 PM
Anybody watch Red Letter Media? They showcase some hidden gems like Hollywood Cop and The last vampire on earth. Highly recommended if youíre into getting drunk watching complete shit with your friends
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: augustmoon on August 03, 2018, 01:45:41 PM
Pieces takes the cake:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0lOQ4kVbe8
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Post by: dirtyweemidden on August 03, 2018, 01:58:04 PM
Showgirls, brilliantly shit.
its worth the watch for the pool scene alone
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: el chino on August 03, 2018, 02:10:30 PM
Troll 2
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: butterballs for jerry on August 03, 2018, 04:08:03 PM
The wicker man with nic cage
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 03, 2018, 07:07:53 PM
my dad was a born again christian he tried to get me psyched for those type of movies fuck that shit.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on August 03, 2018, 07:17:00 PM
  Movies are too fucking long.  To me there all bad.   Wait I enjoyed Glen gary glen cross.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on August 03, 2018, 08:26:38 PM
  Movies are too fucking long.  To me there all bad. 
Best take
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Big Skatefase on August 03, 2018, 11:32:53 PM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMy3aAQO6mM
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: GardenSkater77 on August 04, 2018, 07:47:18 AM
Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.

Iíd just like to add Christine. I love Arnieís transformation from bullied nerd to greaser. Another good greaser movie is Road Racers with David Arquette. Not sure itís a bad movie but itís one I find hard to explain why I enjoy so much.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: feedmeseymour on August 04, 2018, 10:01:55 AM
Pretty much any movie with Patrick swayze or Jean Claud van damme
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: poorlatino on August 04, 2018, 10:20:34 AM
I've heard nothing but bad things about Gotti, which makes me want to see it more.

First Battlefield Earth now this.. Travolta always kills it.

Lots of shit movies out there, Idle Hands, Mission Impossible 2, The Happening oh god that takes the cake right there, Mortal Kombat especially the second one,  Batman Forever, and most horror movies.

I could go on and on...
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: VHS ERA on August 04, 2018, 11:59:51 AM
Just work your way through the Nick Cage movies on Netflix starting with this one
(https://resizing.flixster.com/YPaoypKKGlvEDxcKABzSc8UWAMo=/206x305/v1.bTsxMjI1NTMyOTtqOzE3NzgxOzEyMDA7MjM1MjszMjgy)
Keep in mind I came out in 2016 not 1997
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on August 04, 2018, 01:04:38 PM
Just work your way through the Nick Cage movies on Netflix starting with this one
(https://resizing.flixster.com/YPaoypKKGlvEDxcKABzSc8UWAMo=/206x305/v1.bTsxMjI1NTMyOTtqOzE3NzgxOzEyMDA7MjM1MjszMjgy)
Keep in mind I came out in 2016 not 1997

Nicholas cage tends to bring people out
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 05, 2018, 06:35:31 PM
I don't mind terrible movies if they hold my attention if by dialogue and shitty story,  Hellraiser scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. Now as I think of it as a creepy Power Ranger's enemies from hell. Although the confrontation with Pinhead and Frank was badass! So baddass Mortician did a song about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O7lh2gR5H0
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Post by: ihatejulio on August 05, 2018, 06:44:47 PM
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Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on August 05, 2018, 06:47:36 PM
tourist trap [horror movie] used to scare me. now it's laughable.
sleepaway camp
blood in blood out is campy
judgement night w/ ari gold and emilio estevez and cuba gooding running away from denis leary.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: LeeMarvin on August 05, 2018, 06:49:00 PM
Sleepaway Camp. Itís all build-up for three minutes of crazy batshittery in the end.

Anything directed by Jim VanBebber, but especially The Manson Family and Deadbeat At Dawn.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: augustmoon on August 05, 2018, 08:20:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqSe8y6Oz14
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: sexualhelon on August 06, 2018, 06:51:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkNB0w1fYKk
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Prison Wallet on August 06, 2018, 07:34:31 AM
Roadhouse
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Pigeon on August 06, 2018, 10:29:43 AM
https://youtu.be/LrxZblVUkMU
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Omars_Dad on August 06, 2018, 01:54:47 PM
Anything from this 80's/90's film studio called Cannon Films. They're responsible for stuff like American Ninja, Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo, Cyborg...basically any Van Damme or Chuck Norris type of movie of that era. Great documentary floating around out there about the studio as well, it was really interesting.
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Post by: Garth Marenghi on August 06, 2018, 02:53:09 PM
Cannon produced at least one good film: Runaway Train.

Back to the topic at hand.

http://youtu.be/uBXdJLSP6_8
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 06, 2018, 06:14:27 PM
Anything from this 80's/90's film studio called Cannon Films. They're responsible for stuff like American Ninja, Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo, Cyborg...basically any Van Damme or Chuck Norris type of movie of that era. Great documentary floating around out there about the studio as well, it was really interesting.
See that's what I am talking about good ole fashioned Chuck Norris fightmilk movies of revenge and Vietnam POW's Karate and kungfu action! Brandon Lee & Dolph Lundgren fell in that loop Showdown in Little Tokyo have it on VHS btw badass movie.
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Post by: Mystical Leader on August 07, 2018, 05:33:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PvgKSJRbbY

9 1/2 ninjas.. For some reason I could only find this foreign trailer but the movie it self is american. Found it at some random VHS shop years ago but lost it couple of years ago when moving but yeah a classic ninja movie
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: whitemanjazz on August 08, 2018, 04:39:43 AM
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Anything with Tommy Wiseau...
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Post by: cosmicgypsies on August 08, 2018, 05:07:28 AM
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/V8UAAOxynapRgI3R/s-l300.jpg)

HACK THE PLANET

fucking great movie
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Beeda Weeda on August 08, 2018, 09:03:30 AM
the room is too obvious, but I watched the disaster artist on Monday
http://youtu.be/gn5d053sQ5k

http://youtu.be/MfFqh33GXtM?t=55

not a movie, but this infomercial was important to me in my early 20s, getting high and watching it was how I unwind-ed.
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Post by: ballintoohard on August 08, 2018, 09:49:31 AM
The Goonies
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Post by: feedmeseymour on August 08, 2018, 10:14:34 AM
The Goonies

how is the goonies terrible? i suppose you think hook was terrible too?
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Post by: augustmoon on August 08, 2018, 11:01:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcYeNDwIRGM&t=33s
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Post by: backinaction on August 08, 2018, 12:10:41 PM
The Human Tornado

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfgKJ9G_2fg
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Post by: whitemanjazz on August 08, 2018, 12:50:13 PM
http://youtu.be/QgXYd6k251Q
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Issy on August 08, 2018, 03:38:23 PM
The Goonies

how is the goonies terrible? i suppose you think hook was terrible too?


Pleb taste confirmed, you brainlet. Not at all surprised, since you like an butchered version of a Roger Corman classic.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: pugmaster on August 08, 2018, 04:28:30 PM
http://youtu.be/QgXYd6k251Q

ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC MOVIE SCENE. BIG FAN.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: deathturd on August 08, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Found "Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror" at the thrift store. That shit is awful and awesome.
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: feedmeseymour on August 09, 2018, 08:52:42 AM
The Goonies

how is the goonies terrible? i suppose you think hook was terrible too?


Pleb taste confirmed, you brainlet. Not at all surprised, since you like an a butchered version of a Roger Corman classic.
lol "brainlet", go back to 4 chan.
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Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Willie on August 09, 2018, 03:19:41 PM
I love terrible movies. A lot a good ones mentioned. I'll add one with "Arena".

Just your average UFC in space movie. Brawling. Aliens. Claudia Christian. The guy who played Quark on Deep Space Nine as a Rat Boy alien.




https://youtu.be/fHKnU-YkOE4




Not typically considered a "terrible movie" but I'll always watch "Cuba Gooding Jr.: Color Barrier Breaking Navy Diver" (aka Men of Honor) when it's on TV.

It is a terrible, overcooked, would-be prestige picture that goes so far to show what a saint the protagonist was, it becomes parody and then comes back around to a point where I actually do start rooting and laughing.

"Goddamnit Cookie, move your ass, I want my TWELVE!"
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Post by: Silent Bob. on August 09, 2018, 03:29:31 PM
Hawk the slayer...
Title: Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 10, 2018, 03:30:37 PM
Found "Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror" at the thrift store. That shit is awful and awesome.
Yo that shit is so bad I couldn't finish it like Masta P hoodfilms are so bad it sucks.