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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: cucktard on August 07, 2018, 11:57:45 PM
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And quits Blood Wizard in style
https://instagram.com/p/BmNPDZohAbT/
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I’m sure he’ll have a promising future in the professional ranks
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People who talk in the 3rd person must be very humble people...............
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But he was so unique
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No one needs or wants a drunken, fat cokehead. At best, he can get Element bro flow from Jagger Eaton or whatever 16-year old megaramp kid he hangs out with.
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↑ hahaha @ SJ's pic
he seems to be having somewhat of a mini-breakdown of sorts in his insta stories lately, I'm actually worried about his sanity...
also, that is 100% not urine in the vid. like if you're actually going to piss on something, why fake it?
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No one needs or wants a drunken, fat cokehead. At best, he can get Element bro flow from Jagger Eaton or whatever 16-year old megaramp kid he hangs out with.
I was thinking Enjoi flow bc of the Kotr connection
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But he was so unique
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Brutal.
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Gurney is a goon. He's going to be the old guy at the park talking about the glory days and how he could have been pro.
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I just wonder what happened to BLoodWizard. In the Vans Park Series Tristan Rennie was riding BloodWizard Boards and it was listed as one of his sponsors. Maybe they're getting rid of the "old ones" (Not that anyone would actually care)
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Ethan Fowler from Cataclysmic Abyss + 20lbs of flab - charisma = Jerry Gurney
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Ethan Fowler from Cataclysmic Abyss + 20lbs of flab - charisma = Jerry Gurney
don't forget to subtract 90% of the talent
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I hope no one picks him up and he finally disappears.
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I dont know, man. I love Blood Wizard and I like Jerry Gurney. Sucks.
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we get it jerry, you smoke weed and like the 80's.
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I dont know, man.. Blood Wizard and Jerry Gurney sucks
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Imagine the shock when he realizes Starbucks doesn’t allow the baristas to wear smelly leather jackets under their aprons.
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He's just a fat idiot that gave the company a bad name.
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Time to launch an edgy Revive. Get the guy who does parkour, Richie Jackson, and this goon and start stacking viral clips and $99 completes.
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I know things like this happen almost weekly now but it's surreal that we can watch bridges being burned in real time via Instagram.
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If Blood Wizard is too corporate for Jerry then Im not sure there is anything out there for him. he seems too old to be pissing on his pro model. where is he gonna go pro now? my guess is nobody picks him ups so he tries to start his own board company. will Jerry take the Throne shape decks with him, or does BW own the shape and is gonna rename it the Mutineer.
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http://youtu.be/HM5f6EkuUoc?t=1m34s
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Imagine the shock when he realizes Starbucks doesn’t allow the baristas to wear smelly leather jackets under their aprons.
:D :D :D
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I’m sure he’s somewhere polishing off his sorrow with some extreme red bull and vodkas
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Gurney is a goon. He's going to be the old guy at the park talking about the glory days and how he could have been pro.
more like jerry gooney
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Time to launch an edgy Revive. Get the guy who does parkour, Richie Jackson, and this goon and start stacking viral clips and $99 completes.
There already is an edgy Revive but you have to find it for yourself I've already said enough to get depressed.
He's not going anywhere. He already rode for fuckin blood wizard do you think he was refusing offers?
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At least by the looks of it he’s staying hydrated good for him
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Time to launch an edgy Revive. Get the guy who does parkour, Richie Jackson, and this goon and start stacking viral clips and $99 completes.
There already is an edgy Revive but you have to find it for yourself I've already said enough to get depressed.
3 Block?
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Jerry gave me a ride to SFO one time... We had a 2 hour trip and it was out of his way. We had a seriously rad talk the entire way. He was ripping the whole time we skated and seemed like he had a solid outlook on skateboarding. For a year or so I wondered what had happened to him and then "metal" Jerry surfaced. He went on his own path and I can't fault him for that.... It's a bummer when things spiral out of control for people, I hope he gets back to it and starts ripping again because he was an animal!
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I was not aware Blood Wizard was a large corporate entity.
Are their stocks plummeting right now as a result?
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i never heard of this guy until today, he looks like a premature burnout.
gimmick and no talent
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i never heard of this guy until today, he looks like a premature burnout.
gimmick and no talent
Nah, nothing premature about this burnout. Shocked he made it as far as he did for as long as he did honestly- transition dude who virtually never skated vert transition.
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honestly, once he lined his body up for a fs rock, but did a bs rock and roll, I knew he was a bitch.
I am pretty confident that I am a better transition skater. I am not good.
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Would rather skate a gurney board over a tnt
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People who talk in the 3rd person must be very humble people...............
GAY has to agree.
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Idk I skated with this dude and he rips pretty hard I don’t get the hate. He told some blood wizard flow dude to go buy him beer and he did. Alpha male status confirmed
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At least by the looks of it he’s staying hydrated good for him
Thats what i was thinking. I drink red bulls 2 times a day and my piss is dark yellow. For someone who drinks nonstop his piss is clear. Im jealous
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↑ hahaha @ SJ's pic
he seems to be having somewhat of a mini-breakdown of sorts in his insta stories lately, I'm actually worried about his sanity...
also, that is 100% not urine in the vid. like if you're actually going to piss on something, why fake it?
he's too unhealthy to piss water
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Options include Life Extension, Selfish, and a Weck collab.
edit - We already have Sam Hitz, thanks.
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Maybe Squints can make room for him
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Could see him on Krooked, maybe Shane recruited him to give his new company a hesh feel
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People who talk in the 3rd person must be very humble people...............
DannyDee pro surfer kelly slater confirmed
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I hope he just stops skateboarding all together.
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mephisto predicts that jerry gurney will be on a gurney very soon and doctors will call it the gurney gurney
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This is what happens when you get into cocaine and shitty late 80s metal at the same time.
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Nice subtle jab by Blood Wizard posting a pre-metal Jerry photo.
http://www.instagram.com/p/BmOccfjnTTc/
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Could see him on Krooked, maybe Shane recruited him to give his new company a hesh feel
i feel like austyn has kind of an old school vibe. i could definitely see him on the new FA brand
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Nice subtle jab by Blood Wizard posting a pre-metal Jerry photo.
http://www.instagram.com/p/BmOccfjnTTc/
Damn that’s hilarious.
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Nice subtle jab by Blood Wizard posting a pre-metal Jerry photo.
http://www.instagram.com/p/BmOccfjnTTc/
I had no idea Jerry had so many dick riders. The comment section is filled with hate towards Blood Wizard.
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Blood Wizard are so corpo, they went from half-page Lowcard ads to..full-page Lowcard ads.
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That Instagram post from Blood Wizard made me want to buy one of their boards more Than Jerry Gurney ever did.
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so he's basically saying senn and toad are living in multi million dollar mansions? i can't really see that.
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His insta stories are interesting.....anyone catch those texts messages from toad, he seemed like a bitch.
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Tons of good stuff in the comments. He's definitely losing it..
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This one is my fav though
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"Jerry Gurney progresses into the future", by rarely doing a trick invented after 1992.
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Who?
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Jerry might be a clown but I kinda enjoyed his act. I can't imagine him ending up anywhere else unless he starts his own thing.
If that does not happen, I guess the only way you'll see another Jerry part is if you go hang out in some ditches or skatepark parking lots...
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toad has his own electrical contracting business for a LONG time. anywhere he lives is because of the money he's made working his ass off, not from Blood Wizard. If you think he lives in a "mansion" because of BW, you're as delusional as Jerry.
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toad has his own electrical contracting business for a LONG time. anywhere he lives is because of the money he's made working his ass off, not from Blood Wizard. If you think he lives in a "mansion" because of BW, you're as delusional as Jerry.
thats what i'm trying to figure out if he's talking about senn or toad or both of them.
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He's obviously starting a band that will rock you.
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Could see him on Krooked, maybe Shane recruited him to give his new company a hesh feel
People on Slap act like Krooked is the O Negative Blood Type of board brands. Anytime anyone leaves a company someone has to say, “they could see them on krooked.”
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He's obviously starting a band that will rock you.
Like a hurricane?
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i dunno why but blood wizard is one of the lamest companies out and i wonder how they're still in business. company, business.... business and company. see what i did there. feel free to gnar me.
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He's obviously starting a band that will rock you.
Like a hurricane?
I love you but I can't gnar you again for another 24 hours.
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He's obviously starting a band that will rock you.
Like a hurricane?
I love you but I can't gnar you again for another 24 hours.
It's casual,love you back yo
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He was pro?!
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toad has his own electrical contracting business for a LONG time. anywhere he lives is because of the money he's made working his ass off, not from Blood Wizard. If you think he lives in a "mansion" because of BW, you're as delusional as Jerry.
thats what i'm trying to figure out if he's talking about senn or toad or both of them.
I heard Senn’s son lives in a castle on Mustafar
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toad has his own electrical contracting business for a LONG time. anywhere he lives is because of the money he's made working his ass off, not from Blood Wizard. If you think he lives in a "mansion" because of BW, you're as delusional as Jerry.
thats what i'm trying to figure out if he's talking about senn or toad or both of them.
I think Senn recently had a Go Fund Me going in furtherance of the goal of building a bowl somewhere. This is not mansion behaviour.
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That Instagram post from Blood Wizard made me want to buy one of their boards more Than Jerry Gurney ever did.
Exactly. Without Jerry bw just got 10x more interesting to me.
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at least he didn't wizz blood
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Could see him on Krooked, maybe Shane recruited him to give his new company a hesh feel
People on Slap act like Krooked is the O Negative Blood Type of board brands. Anytime anyone leaves a company someone has to say, “they could see them on krooked.”
Great analysis, any theories on what might be behind this spike in the data?
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His insta stories are interesting.....anyone catch those texts messages from toad, he seemed like a bitch.
yeah, BUT Gurney was referring to himself as a genius who people will never get just hours beforehand so I'm willing to bet that it's not Toad who is at fault here.
He's obviously starting a band that will rock you.
unless it's a total Sabbat worship band, I'm not even slightly interested ....
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I’m sure he’ll have a promising future in the professional backyard wrestling ranks
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these are hilarious
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This is hilarious.
By Jerry’s statement he was getting maybe $700 a month to ride for them? Just for decks nowadays that’s not bad for a small co and for being a fucking kook
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toad has his own electrical contracting business for a LONG time. anywhere he lives is because of the money he's made working his ass off, not from Blood Wizard. If you think he lives in a "mansion" because of BW, you're as delusional as Jerry.
thats what i'm trying to figure out if he's talking about senn or toad or both of them.
BOTH have other jobs. Senn does like fishing expeditions or something in Hawaii, and Toad is an electrician or whatever that other dude said.
Toad is rad and a legend and used to put on the greatest event in skateboarding (chili bowl).
Senn is a legend and SOTY.
Both have to work other jobs to get their organic veggies.
The fact that Jerry thinks he deserves to get by only from the income he gets from that company when those guys can’t is ridiculous.
Worth noting: a friend of mine from SD recently told
me Nick Merlino works in a grocery store to get by. That dude has pulled some epic shit and rides for a much more well-established brand.
The fact is, most pros don’t get by on board company salaries- including the rich ones who get much more money from shoe, clothing, and energy drink people.
To me it sounds like reality hit Jerry that he wasn’t buying a mansion with blood wizard royalties, and rather than face reality and make changes he needed to in order to survive, he lashed out at the people who can’t pay him what he wishes he could get.
The reality will set in though. Here’s the thing: people upset with being underpaid at a job who are worth more get other options and take them, they don’t quit with an angry public letter and no new sponsor. Aaron Herrington didn’t decide Blood Wizard wasn’t good enough and decide to publicly angrily quit without another sponsor, he just ended up on Polar because he liked that opportunity more. Happens all the time with other pros as they outgrow small sponsors. Usually “you don’t pay me enough I’m worth more you greedy assholes!” doesn’t go well. Ask Keelan Dadd or (allegedly) Brian Emmers
Also, if Toad owns a multimillion dollar property in SF, I wouldn’t be shocked if the dude bought before the boom. I have a friend whose parents sold a house in Potrero Hill (sf neighborhood) for like $2.7 million that they bought for under $100k in the 90’s. Back then being near projects and a short walk from 24th st. brought the price down...not anymore!
#teamtoad
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Woah Jerry’s pretty hard in the comments now
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This just proves my point and makes me even more confident
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Without a doubt the biggest fucking dork in skateboarding. He talks like a 16 year old kid trying to seem hard.
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we get it jerry, you smoke weed and like the 80's.
Are you saying you DONT smoke weed and don't like the 80's?!
This sucks, I like seeing people get bent outta shape by Jerry's antics.
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http://youtu.be/HM5f6EkuUoc?t=1m34s
ZUMIEZ :P
Gregson is arguably the better skater (different styles for sure) but Gurney was the face of that company as he was the most out there.
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There should be a gentleman's agreement in play, where Patagonia quality fleecewear is left out of these discussions.
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There should be a gentleman's agreement in play, where Patagonia quality fleecewear is left out of these discussions.
let a man half-zip
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inb4 Gurney makes a slap account
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toad has his own electrical contracting business for a LONG time. anywhere he lives is because of the money he's made working his ass off, not from Blood Wizard. If you think he lives in a "mansion" because of BW, you're as delusional as Jerry.
thats what i'm trying to figure out if he's talking about senn or toad or both of them.
BOTH have other jobs. Senn does like fishing expeditions or something in Hawaii, and Toad is an electrician or whatever that other dude said.
Toad is rad and a legend and used to put on the greatest event in skateboarding (chili bowl).
Senn is a legend and SOTY.
Both have to work other jobs to get their organic veggies.
The fact that Jerry thinks he deserves to get by only from the income he gets from that company when those guys can’t is ridiculous.
Worth noting: a friend of mine from SD recently told
me Nick Merlino works in a grocery store to get by. That dude has pulled some epic shit and rides for a much more well-established brand.
The fact is, most pros don’t get by on board company salaries- including the rich ones who get much more money from shoe, clothing, and energy drink people.
To me it sounds like reality hit Jerry that he wasn’t buying a mansion with blood wizard royalties, and rather than face reality and make changes he needed to in order to survive, he lashed out at the people who can’t pay him what he wishes he could get.
The reality will set in though. Here’s the thing: people upset with being underpaid at a job who are worth more get other options and take them, they don’t quit with an angry public letter and no new sponsor. Aaron Herrington didn’t decide Blood Wizard wasn’t good enough and decide to publicly angrily quit without another sponsor, he just ended up on Polar because he liked that opportunity more. Happens all the time with other pros as they outgrow small sponsors. Usually “you don’t pay me enough I’m worth more you greedy assholes!” doesn’t go well. Ask Keelan Dadd or (allegedly) Brian Emmers
Also, if Toad owns a multimillion dollar property in SF, I wouldn’t be shocked if the dude bought before the boom. I have a friend whose parents sold a house in Potrero Hill (sf neighborhood) for like $2.7 million that they bought for under $100k in the 90’s. Back then being near projects and a short walk from 24th st. brought the price down...not anymore!
#teamtoad
Gip, please, shut the fuck up. You don't need to act like you know exactly what is going on in every situation. I grew up skating with some of the Blood Wizard pros, and I'm not going to share specifics, but riders are getting fucked.
I'm not defending Gurney's response, but whoever said he's making $700 a month is an idiot. Also, yea, Merlino and all of Foundation is getting fucked over. I guarantee Sincalair's salary is more than the whole team makes while he still works for Nike. That has nothing to do with the riders but the upper management, which is the same as Blood Wizard.
But, but, he bought before the boom! Fuck off Gipper. You just look for controversy to share your bullshit opinions.
This. Gip, your opinion isn't worth anything.
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I get paid fuck all compared to the owner of the company I work for too. Imagine that. ::)
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I agree with gip, im honestly shocked that anybody on bloodwizard gets paid more than royalties. If you ride for bw i think you know from the start that its for the love not the check.
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toad has his own electrical contracting business for a LONG time. anywhere he lives is because of the money he's made working his ass off, not from Blood Wizard. If you think he lives in a "mansion" because of BW, you're as delusional as Jerry.
thats what i'm trying to figure out if he's talking about senn or toad or both of them.
BOTH have other jobs. Senn does like fishing expeditions or something in Hawaii, and Toad is an electrician or whatever that other dude said.
Toad is rad and a legend and used to put on the greatest event in skateboarding (chili bowl).
Senn is a legend and SOTY.
Both have to work other jobs to get their organic veggies.
The fact that Jerry thinks he deserves to get by only from the income he gets from that company when those guys can’t is ridiculous.
Worth noting: a friend of mine from SD recently told
me Nick Merlino works in a grocery store to get by. That dude has pulled some epic shit and rides for a much more well-established brand.
The fact is, most pros don’t get by on board company salaries- including the rich ones who get much more money from shoe, clothing, and energy drink people.
To me it sounds like reality hit Jerry that he wasn’t buying a mansion with blood wizard royalties, and rather than face reality and make changes he needed to in order to survive, he lashed out at the people who can’t pay him what he wishes he could get.
The reality will set in though. Here’s the thing: people upset with being underpaid at a job who are worth more get other options and take them, they don’t quit with an angry public letter and no new sponsor. Aaron Herrington didn’t decide Blood Wizard wasn’t good enough and decide to publicly angrily quit without another sponsor, he just ended up on Polar because he liked that opportunity more. Happens all the time with other pros as they outgrow small sponsors. Usually “you don’t pay me enough I’m worth more you greedy assholes!” doesn’t go well. Ask Keelan Dadd or (allegedly) Brian Emmers
Also, if Toad owns a multimillion dollar property in SF, I wouldn’t be shocked if the dude bought before the boom. I have a friend whose parents sold a house in Potrero Hill (sf neighborhood) for like $2.7 million that they bought for under $100k in the 90’s. Back then being near projects and a short walk from 24th st. brought the price down...not anymore!
#teamtoad
Gip, please, shut the fuck up. You don't need to act like you know exactly what is going on in every situation. I grew up skating with some of the Blood Wizard pros, and I'm not going to share specifics, but riders are getting fucked.
I'm not defending Gurney's response, but whoever said he's making $700 a month is an idiot. Also, yea, Merlino and all of Foundation is getting fucked over. I guarantee Sincalair's salary is more than the whole team makes while he still works for Nike. That has nothing to do with the riders but the upper management, which is the same as Blood Wizard.
But, but, he bought before the boom! Fuck off Gipper. You just look for controversy to share your bullshit opinions.
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Pissed about owners of the company being "millionaires" Two seconds later claims He will become a millionaire via Devils Lettuce...
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Does anyone have any links to Toad skating pre BW? I’ve seen the Adrenalin promo and industry section.
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Pissed about owners of the company being "millionaires" Two seconds later claims He will become a millionaire via Devils Lettuce...
well yeah he was pissed about the owners being millionaires while the riders are scraping by. so he's trying to become a millionaire on his own. who's a bigger idiot, you or the idiot whose words and intentions you can't even compute?
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Pissed about owners of the company being "millionaires" Two seconds later claims He will become a millionaire via Devils Lettuce...
well yeah he was pissed about the owners being millionaires while the riders are scraping by. so he's trying to become a millionaire on his own. who's a bigger idiot, you or the idiot whose words and intentions you can't even compute?
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toad has his own electrical contracting business for a LONG time. anywhere he lives is because of the money he's made working his ass off, not from Blood Wizard. If you think he lives in a "mansion" because of BW, you're as delusional as Jerry.
thats what i'm trying to figure out if he's talking about senn or toad or both of them.
BOTH have other jobs. Senn does like fishing expeditions or something in Hawaii, and Toad is an electrician or whatever that other dude said.
Toad is rad and a legend and used to put on the greatest event in skateboarding (chili bowl).
Senn is a legend and SOTY.
Both have to work other jobs to get their organic veggies.
The fact that Jerry thinks he deserves to get by only from the income he gets from that company when those guys can’t is ridiculous.
Worth noting: a friend of mine from SD recently told
me Nick Merlino works in a grocery store to get by. That dude has pulled some epic shit and rides for a much more well-established brand.
The fact is, most pros don’t get by on board company salaries- including the rich ones who get much more money from shoe, clothing, and energy drink people.
To me it sounds like reality hit Jerry that he wasn’t buying a mansion with blood wizard royalties, and rather than face reality and make changes he needed to in order to survive, he lashed out at the people who can’t pay him what he wishes he could get.
The reality will set in though. Here’s the thing: people upset with being underpaid at a job who are worth more get other options and take them, they don’t quit with an angry public letter and no new sponsor. Aaron Herrington didn’t decide Blood Wizard wasn’t good enough and decide to publicly angrily quit without another sponsor, he just ended up on Polar because he liked that opportunity more. Happens all the time with other pros as they outgrow small sponsors. Usually “you don’t pay me enough I’m worth more you greedy assholes!” doesn’t go well. Ask Keelan Dadd or (allegedly) Brian Emmers
Also, if Toad owns a multimillion dollar property in SF, I wouldn’t be shocked if the dude bought before the boom. I have a friend whose parents sold a house in Potrero Hill (sf neighborhood) for like $2.7 million that they bought for under $100k in the 90’s. Back then being near projects and a short walk from 24th st. brought the price down...not anymore!
#teamtoad
Gip, please, shut the fuck up. You don't need to act like you know exactly what is going on in every situation. I grew up skating with some of the Blood Wizard pros, and I'm not going to share specifics, but riders are getting fucked.
I'm not defending Gurney's response, but whoever said he's making $700 a month is an idiot. Also, yea, Merlino and all of Foundation is getting fucked over. I guarantee Sincalair's salary is more than the whole team makes while he still works for Nike. That has nothing to do with the riders but the upper management, which is the same as Blood Wizard.
But, but, he bought before the boom! Fuck off Gipper. You just look for controversy to share your bullshit opinions.
Fucked over? How much money do you think blood wizard is raking in? Does your friend do the books at blood wizard or just complain he doesn’t make as much as he deserves? Idiot. Do you think all of these companies have all sorts of money that they are just hiding? You have zero evidence anybody is getting fucked over, there just ain’t that much money in going pro for a tiny brand whose owners have main jobs aside from this project.
And you aren’t the only one who knows blood wizard pros, just apparently the ones who expect to get rich off of blood wizard checks.
If your friends are “getting fucked” they should just go get paid properly for their talent with all of those other offers coming in at market rate, right? I mean, with all the openings for “guy to get paid to ride a skateboard” out there, clearly blood wizard isn’t paying enough to keep them around.
I never claimed to know it all, but the whole situation has been insanely public and its not hard to figure out that in a situation where a dude publicly quits a sponsor for “fucking him over” and has no other real sponsors that he probably shouldn’t talk shit to the only people WILLING TO PAY HIM TO RIDE A SKATEBOARD.
Just a thought.
Oh, and you clearly don’t live in the Bay if you think its shocking a homeowner’s house is worth over a million....but, but, but I skated with a blood wizard pro and he sez is no fair!!!! Just shut the fuck up
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I get paid fuck all compared to the owner of the company I work for too. Imagine that. ::)
People are acting like they don't know how working for someone else works.
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This just proves my point and makes me even more confident
I have use this in an argument sometime hahah.
This whole situation is hilarious and gurney is delusional..
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toad has his own electrical contracting business for a LONG time. anywhere he lives is because of the money he's made working his ass off, not from Blood Wizard. If you think he lives in a "mansion" because of BW, you're as delusional as Jerry.
thats what i'm trying to figure out if he's talking about senn or toad or both of them.
BOTH have other jobs. Senn does like fishing expeditions or something in Hawaii, and Toad is an electrician or whatever that other dude said.
Toad is rad and a legend and used to put on the greatest event in skateboarding (chili bowl).
Senn is a legend and SOTY.
Both have to work other jobs to get their organic veggies.
The fact that Jerry thinks he deserves to get by only from the income he gets from that company when those guys can’t is ridiculous.
Worth noting: a friend of mine from SD recently told
me Nick Merlino works in a grocery store to get by. That dude has pulled some epic shit and rides for a much more well-established brand.
The fact is, most pros don’t get by on board company salaries- including the rich ones who get much more money from shoe, clothing, and energy drink people.
To me it sounds like reality hit Jerry that he wasn’t buying a mansion with blood wizard royalties, and rather than face reality and make changes he needed to in order to survive, he lashed out at the people who can’t pay him what he wishes he could get.
The reality will set in though. Here’s the thing: people upset with being underpaid at a job who are worth more get other options and take them, they don’t quit with an angry public letter and no new sponsor. Aaron Herrington didn’t decide Blood Wizard wasn’t good enough and decide to publicly angrily quit without another sponsor, he just ended up on Polar because he liked that opportunity more. Happens all the time with other pros as they outgrow small sponsors. Usually “you don’t pay me enough I’m worth more you greedy assholes!” doesn’t go well. Ask Keelan Dadd or (allegedly) Brian Emmers
Also, if Toad owns a multimillion dollar property in SF, I wouldn’t be shocked if the dude bought before the boom. I have a friend whose parents sold a house in Potrero Hill (sf neighborhood) for like $2.7 million that they bought for under $100k in the 90’s. Back then being near projects and a short walk from 24th st. brought the price down...not anymore!
#teamtoad
Gip, please, shut the fuck up. You don't need to act like you know exactly what is going on in every situation. I grew up skating with some of the Blood Wizard pros, and I'm not going to share specifics, but riders are getting fucked.
I'm not defending Gurney's response, but whoever said he's making $700 a month is an idiot. Also, yea, Merlino and all of Foundation is getting fucked over. I guarantee Sincalair's salary is more than the whole team makes while he still works for Nike. That has nothing to do with the riders but the upper management, which is the same as Blood Wizard.
But, but, he bought before the boom! Fuck off Gipper. You just look for controversy to share your bullshit opinions.
Fucked over? How much money do you think blood wizard is raking in? Does your friend do the books at blood wizard or just complain he doesn’t make as much as he deserves? Idiot. Do you think all of these companies have all sorts of money that they are just hiding? You have zero evidence anybody is getting fucked over, there just ain’t that much money in going pro for a tiny brand whose owners have main jobs aside from this project.
And you aren’t the only one who knows blood wizard pros, just apparently the ones who expect to get rich off of blood wizard checks.
If your friends are “getting fucked” they should just go get paid properly for their talent with all of those other offers coming in at market rate, right? I mean, with all the openings for “guy to get paid to ride a skateboard” out there, clearly blood wizard isn’t paying enough to keep them around.
I never claimed to know it all, but the whole situation has been insanely public and its not hard to figure out that in a situation where a dude publicly quits a sponsor for “fucking him over” and has no other real sponsors that he probably shouldn’t talk shit to the only people WILLING TO PAY HIM TO RIDE A SKATEBOARD.
Just a thought.
Oh, and you clearly don’t live in the Bay if you think its shocking a homeowner’s house is worth over a million....but, but, but I skated with a blood wizard pro and he sez is no fair!!!! Just shut the fuck up
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toad has his own electrical contracting business for a LONG time. anywhere he lives is because of the money he's made working his ass off, not from Blood Wizard. If you think he lives in a "mansion" because of BW, you're as delusional as Jerry.
thats what i'm trying to figure out if he's talking about senn or toad or both of them.
BOTH have other jobs. Senn does like fishing expeditions or something in Hawaii, and Toad is an electrician or whatever that other dude said.
Toad is rad and a legend and used to put on the greatest event in skateboarding (chili bowl).
Senn is a legend and SOTY.
Both have to work other jobs to get their organic veggies.
The fact that Jerry thinks he deserves to get by only from the income he gets from that company when those guys can’t is ridiculous.
Worth noting: a friend of mine from SD recently told
me Nick Merlino works in a grocery store to get by. That dude has pulled some epic shit and rides for a much more well-established brand.
The fact is, most pros don’t get by on board company salaries- including the rich ones who get much more money from shoe, clothing, and energy drink people.
To me it sounds like reality hit Jerry that he wasn’t buying a mansion with blood wizard royalties, and rather than face reality and make changes he needed to in order to survive, he lashed out at the people who can’t pay him what he wishes he could get.
The reality will set in though. Here’s the thing: people upset with being underpaid at a job who are worth more get other options and take them, they don’t quit with an angry public letter and no new sponsor. Aaron Herrington didn’t decide Blood Wizard wasn’t good enough and decide to publicly angrily quit without another sponsor, he just ended up on Polar because he liked that opportunity more. Happens all the time with other pros as they outgrow small sponsors. Usually “you don’t pay me enough I’m worth more you greedy assholes!” doesn’t go well. Ask Keelan Dadd or (allegedly) Brian Emmers
Also, if Toad owns a multimillion dollar property in SF, I wouldn’t be shocked if the dude bought before the boom. I have a friend whose parents sold a house in Potrero Hill (sf neighborhood) for like $2.7 million that they bought for under $100k in the 90’s. Back then being near projects and a short walk from 24th st. brought the price down...not anymore!
#teamtoad
Gip, please, shut the fuck up. You don't need to act like you know exactly what is going on in every situation. I grew up skating with some of the Blood Wizard pros, and I'm not going to share specifics, but riders are getting fucked.
I'm not defending Gurney's response, but whoever said he's making $700 a month is an idiot. Also, yea, Merlino and all of Foundation is getting fucked over. I guarantee Sincalair's salary is more than the whole team makes while he still works for Nike. That has nothing to do with the riders but the upper management, which is the same as Blood Wizard.
But, but, he bought before the boom! Fuck off Gipper. You just look for controversy to share your bullshit opinions.
Fucked over? How much money do you think blood wizard is raking in? Does your friend do the books at blood wizard or just complain he doesn’t make as much as he deserves? Idiot. Do you think all of these companies have all sorts of money that they are just hiding? You have zero evidence anybody is getting fucked over, there just ain’t that much money in going pro for a tiny brand whose owners have main jobs aside from this project.
And you aren’t the only one who knows blood wizard pros, just apparently the ones who expect to get rich off of blood wizard checks.
If your friends are “getting fucked” they should just go get paid properly for their talent with all of those other offers coming in at market rate, right? I mean, with all the openings for “guy to get paid to ride a skateboard” out there, clearly blood wizard isn’t paying enough to keep them around.
I never claimed to know it all, but the whole situation has been insanely public and its not hard to figure out that in a situation where a dude publicly quits a sponsor for “fucking him over” and has no other real sponsors that he probably shouldn’t talk shit to the only people WILLING TO PAY HIM TO RIDE A SKATEBOARD.
Just a thought.
Oh, and you clearly don’t live in the Bay if you think its shocking a homeowner’s house is worth over a million....but, but, but I skated with a blood wizard pro and he sez is no fair!!!! Just shut the fuck up
He’s not just ‘getting paid to ride a skateboard’, he’s getting paid to SELL skateboards. That means cultivating a following, putting out parts, and trying to set himself apart from a ton of other pros.
As such, if he isn’t being paid a proportionate amount to what is being sold, then there is s problem.
None of us have those details, so it’s hard to judge.
All these problems, the industry ‘protecting’ problematic pros, sweatshop labor, non-skate corporations coming in to milk the scene, boards meant to break in a month, are all connected to the way we’ve been taught to believe that we need to get away with anything we can, as long as it turns a profit.
It would be nice if dudes like Gurney, and every other pissed off pro went in to build something more cooperative and less exploitive. I’d fucking back that with my cash.
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Devil's Lettuce is the worst name ever for a cannabis brand, med or rec.
And if he thinks he's going to make millions by selling larfy popcorn shake in California in this day and age, he really has lost his mind.
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This should give confidence to any future sponsor.
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Lemme clear a couple of things up for you guys who really are uninformed, yet making statements like you know.
* Chris Senn is NOT an owner in BW. It's Toad and Justin. Both have had lucrative employment WAY before they ever started BW and have used their own money at times when board sales weren't generating enough to keep things going.
* Toad's house is NOT in San francisco
* The median price for a home the Bay Area is $935,000. That's NOT a mansion. That's an average home.
* Toad will ALWAYS be a better skateboarder than Jerry Gurney ever will be.
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Lemme clear a couple of things up for you guys who really are uninformed, yet making statements like you know.
* Chris Senn is NOT an owner in BW. It's Toad and Justin. Both have had lucrative employment WAY before they ever started BW and have used their own money at times when board sales weren't generating enough to keep things going.
* Toad's house is NOT in San francisco
* The median price for a home the Bay Area is $935,000. That's NOT a mansion. That's an average home.
* Toad will ALWAYS be a better skateboarder than Jerry Gurney ever will be.
Jerry Gurney's a saint, Toad is an asshole.
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Wait dude was getting $700 a month for being a gimmick on a small niche board brand? Working a normal job and then getting a few hundred extra for filming yourself acting like an idiot on the weekends sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me
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toad has his own electrical contracting business for a LONG time. anywhere he lives is because of the money he's made working his ass off, not from Blood Wizard. If you think he lives in a "mansion" because of BW, you're as delusional as Jerry.
thats what i'm trying to figure out if he's talking about senn or toad or both of them.
BOTH have other jobs. Senn does like fishing expeditions or something in Hawaii, and Toad is an electrician or whatever that other dude said.
Toad is rad and a legend and used to put on the greatest event in skateboarding (chili bowl).
Senn is a legend and SOTY.
Both have to work other jobs to get their organic veggies.
The fact that Jerry thinks he deserves to get by only from the income he gets from that company when those guys can’t is ridiculous.
Worth noting: a friend of mine from SD recently told
me Nick Merlino works in a grocery store to get by. That dude has pulled some epic shit and rides for a much more well-established brand.
The fact is, most pros don’t get by on board company salaries- including the rich ones who get much more money from shoe, clothing, and energy drink people.
To me it sounds like reality hit Jerry that he wasn’t buying a mansion with blood wizard royalties, and rather than face reality and make changes he needed to in order to survive, he lashed out at the people who can’t pay him what he wishes he could get.
The reality will set in though. Here’s the thing: people upset with being underpaid at a job who are worth more get other options and take them, they don’t quit with an angry public letter and no new sponsor. Aaron Herrington didn’t decide Blood Wizard wasn’t good enough and decide to publicly angrily quit without another sponsor, he just ended up on Polar because he liked that opportunity more. Happens all the time with other pros as they outgrow small sponsors. Usually “you don’t pay me enough I’m worth more you greedy assholes!” doesn’t go well. Ask Keelan Dadd or (allegedly) Brian Emmers
Also, if Toad owns a multimillion dollar property in SF, I wouldn’t be shocked if the dude bought before the boom. I have a friend whose parents sold a house in Potrero Hill (sf neighborhood) for like $2.7 million that they bought for under $100k in the 90’s. Back then being near projects and a short walk from 24th st. brought the price down...not anymore!
#teamtoad
Gip, please, shut the fuck up. You don't need to act like you know exactly what is going on in every situation. I grew up skating with some of the Blood Wizard pros, and I'm not going to share specifics, but riders are getting fucked.
I'm not defending Gurney's response, but whoever said he's making $700 a month is an idiot. Also, yea, Merlino and all of Foundation is getting fucked over. I guarantee Sincalair's salary is more than the whole team makes while he still works for Nike. That has nothing to do with the riders but the upper management, which is the same as Blood Wizard.
But, but, he bought before the boom! Fuck off Gipper. You just look for controversy to share your bullshit opinions.
Fucked over? How much money do you think blood wizard is raking in? Does your friend do the books at blood wizard or just complain he doesn’t make as much as he deserves? Idiot. Do you think all of these companies have all sorts of money that they are just hiding? You have zero evidence anybody is getting fucked over, there just ain’t that much money in going pro for a tiny brand whose owners have main jobs aside from this project.
And you aren’t the only one who knows blood wizard pros, just apparently the ones who expect to get rich off of blood wizard checks.
If your friends are “getting fucked” they should just go get paid properly for their talent with all of those other offers coming in at market rate, right? I mean, with all the openings for “guy to get paid to ride a skateboard” out there, clearly blood wizard isn’t paying enough to keep them around.
I never claimed to know it all, but the whole situation has been insanely public and its not hard to figure out that in a situation where a dude publicly quits a sponsor for “fucking him over” and has no other real sponsors that he probably shouldn’t talk shit to the only people WILLING TO PAY HIM TO RIDE A SKATEBOARD.
Just a thought.
Oh, and you clearly don’t live in the Bay if you think its shocking a homeowner’s house is worth over a million....but, but, but I skated with a blood wizard pro and he sez is no fair!!!! Just shut the fuck up
He’s not just ‘getting paid to ride a skateboard’, he’s getting paid to SELL skateboards. That means cultivating a following, putting out parts, and trying to set himself apart from a ton of other pros.
As such, if he isn’t being paid a proportionate amount to what is being sold, then there is s problem.
None of us have those details, so it’s hard to judge.
All these problems, the industry ‘protecting’ problematic pros, sweatshop labor, non-skate corporations coming in to milk the scene, boards meant to break in a month, are all connected to the way we’ve been taught to believe that we need to get away with anything we can, as long as it turns a profit.
It would be nice if dudes like Gurney, and every other pissed off pro went in to build something more cooperative and less exploitive. I’d fucking back that with my cash.
Lol, are you just finding out about how capitalism works? If he isn’t being paid proportional to what is being sold it just means he doesn’t own the company. You need to google “surplus labor,” because its literally the foundation of our economic system.
And again, lets go over how salary prices work: an employer/contractor offers an employee a certain amount of money for a task or job. The employee decides whether or not to take that job. If he says yes, the salary is set, if he says no, the employer either offers more or the employee looks for other opportunities. If the potential employee can not find other opportunities, then the highest potential salary is their worth. If Jerry gets on another company for more money, he was right that he deserved more. If he doesn’t, then blood wizard wasn’t screwing him.Lemme clear a couple of things up for you guys who really are uninformed, yet making statements like you know.
* Chris Senn is NOT an owner in BW. It's Toad and Justin. Both have had lucrative employment WAY before they ever started BW and have used their own money at times when board sales weren't generating enough to keep things going.
* Toad's house is NOT in San francisco
* The median price for a home the Bay Area is $935,000. That's NOT a mansion. That's an average home.
* Toad will ALWAYS be a better skateboarder than Jerry Gurney ever will be.
I didn’t think Senn was an owner, thanks for clearing that up.
100% agreed on Toad>Gurney
How dare those greedy bastards sink their own money into BW! Jerry’s right, what greedy assholes
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4 pages and not one lead on his ex girl that broke up with him?
Slap y’all blowing it
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i see somewhere he mentioned that he would make more from food stamps and in california the most you can get is $200 per month but you have to be homeless
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i see somewhere he mentioned that he would make more from food stamps and in california the most you can get is $200 per month but you have to be homeless
As far as I know he sleeps in his van or crashes at his friends. He is homeless.
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I know a girl who went to high school with him back when he looked like McLovin.
She says that he would do anything for money and at a party he actually licked another guy's asshole for $11.
This became a running thing he'd do and eventually everyone came to accept that he loved to eat other boy's asses.
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
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No more Mr. Nice Toad
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Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride
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I didnt like seeing Gurney interact with Enjoi on KOTR.
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I know a girl who went to high school with him back when he looked like McLovin.
She says that he would do anything for money and at a party he actually licked another guy's asshole for $11.
This became a running thing he'd do and eventually everyone came to accept that he loved to eat other boy's asses.
On a comment on the BW post someone said they saw him eat a whole frog for $20 one time. Jerry also said the only reason they’re a company is for tax write offs. Dude needs to stop sprinkling his bowls with coke and angel dust
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I heard on several occasions he snorted a whole 8ball of cocaine for free!
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
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Will the Gurn bring the burn to the Wizard, and make the Toad explode?
Or will the Wizards wicked wand strike him down, and curse his career forever?
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i know one guy, he had one blood wizard board once. pretty crazy
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1939 skates more metal than Blood Wizard. Less Gurney more Dal Santo
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
You do know that Vice show is pre-recorded many months in advance, right?
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
You do know that Vice show is pre-recorded many months in advance, right?
How is that relevant? They are getting the publicity now
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So Foundation being on kotr makes them corporate???
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So Foundation being on kotr makes them corporate???
Reread the posts you are responding to. Nobody said that
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
They're still not a relevant company, and perfect for another dork in a costume - him and Duffel could split a part.
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
You do know that Vice show is pre-recorded many months in advance, right?
How is that relevant? They are getting the publicity now
I guess it depends on how you translate what “literally on Kotr” means in context. Made it seem like he thinks Gurney would be airdropped into the competition
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
You do know that Vice show is pre-recorded many months in advance, right?
How is that relevant? They are getting the publicity now
I guess it depends on how you translate what “literally on Kotr” means in context. Made it seem like he thinks Gurney would be airdropped into the competition
I really enjoy the mental image of Gurney parachuting into a KOTR event.
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
You do know that Vice show is pre-recorded many months in advance, right?
How is that relevant? They are getting the publicity now
I guess it depends on how you translate what “literally on Kotr” means in context. Made it seem like he thinks Gurney would be airdropped into the competition
I really enjoy the mental image of Gurney parachuting into a KOTR event.
Yeah, but considering they couldn’t even get the horse wranglers to wear medieval outfits instead of their cowboy ones, I don’t fancy their chances
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I know a girl who went to high school with him back when he looked like McLovin.
She says that he would do anything for money and at a party he actually licked another guy's asshole for $11.
This became a running thing he'd do and eventually everyone came to accept that he loved to eat other boy's asses.
McLovin LOL dude i knew he looked like someone familiar couldn't figure it out hahahaha
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i know one guy, he had one blood wizard board read about blood wizard boards on the Internet once. pretty crazy
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So Foundation being on kotr makes them corporate???
Reread the posts you are responding to. Nobody said that
out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
Under the circumstances that is what this sounds like.
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out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
Under the circumstances that is what this sounds like.
To you only. The conversation was about who needed publicity, not who is corporate or not.
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out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
Under the circumstances that is what this sounds like.
To you only. The conversation was about who needed publicity, not who is corporate or not.
Well I'm obviously an idiot and misunderstood that completely.
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One time my friend told me he was skating with him in az and he was wearing a leather jacket and drinking beer and that honestly is sooo cool
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out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
Under the circumstances that is what this sounds like.
To you only. The conversation was about who needed publicity, not who is corporate or not.
Well I'm obviously an idiot and misunderstood that completely.
Well now I feel like an asshole. Either you win or we both just lost
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whatever the outcome, I back Gurney.. us retards have to stick together
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Gurney is entertaining. BW is bland and boring and pretty much does nothing to entertain us. No videos, no ads, only one unique product. The Gurney Throne shape was the only thing they made that was interesting. everything else is cookie cutter shit with pirate graphics.
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
They're still not a relevant company, and perfect for another dork in a costume - him and Duffel could split a part.
Irrelevant, and yet Oddity was the best deck company video I've seen in years and I still watch it regularly. Been buying Foundation ever since. Although I was strictly Toy Machine before that, so it wasn't much of a switch. I hope KOTR gives them a boost. Was hoping they'd win the thing, but they've been losing a lot of easy points so far over stupid shit like not being able to pee or eat a burrito.
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
You do know that Vice show is pre-recorded many months in advance, right?
How is that relevant? They are getting the publicity now
I guess it depends on how you translate what “literally on Kotr” means in context. Made it seem like he thinks Gurney would be airdropped into the competition
yeah, no. i don't think that it's shot live. that would be idiotic.
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I really enjoy the mental image of Gurney parachuting into a KOTR event.
(https://img.discogs.com/SI_HOoRxk0yRIwDxRI1XL9E9akk=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2329502-1454440432-2271.jpeg.jpg)
He needs to take a lesson from the Red Rocker and make it happen.
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i know one guy, he had one blood wizard board once. pretty crazy
What's crazy is this will be the closest I ever get to a blood wizard board. An anonymous stranger who also writes on a skateboard forum I write on, knew someone who at one point had a blood wizard board.
I always liked Toad though.
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I thought everyone knew toad made his millions from wet sprockets
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Nice subtle jab by Blood Wizard posting a pre-metal Jerry photo.
http://www.instagram.com/p/BmOccfjnTTc/
Gurney got girthy.
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I can see Jerry making a 80s metal theme skate brand
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I thought everyone knew toad made his millions from wet sprockets
he's in charge of the possum kingdom.
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Gurney is entertaining. BW is bland and boring and pretty much does nothing to entertain us. No videos, no ads, only one unique product. The Gurney Throne shape was the only thing they made that was interesting. everything else is cookie cutter shit with pirate graphics.
Mythical and magical came out last year and is pretty good.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfdTEc8V48o
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Jerry could have worked a part/full time job for extra cash and health benefits, while earning his $700 a month from Bloodwizard. And he surely was receiving big boxes of product each month....which could have earned him an extra $200 or $300 dollars. He most likely could have made ends meet without too much stress, if he had just played his cards right.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfdTEc8V48o
LOL!
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Jerry could have worked a part/full time job for extra cash and health benefits, while earning his $700 a month from Bloodwizard. And he surely was receiving big boxes of product each month....which could have earned him an extra $200 or $300 dollars. He most likely could have made ends meet without too much stress, if he had just played his cards right.
That would have majorly cut into his drinking time. ::)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3XaFxMZyo
This part is pretty good, but I feel like a lot of his tricks where he ends in a stall kinda lessen the value of the tricks/make 'em easier. I am not at all one to talk, though. That's the type of shit I would do. I also do a lot of bert slides lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3XaFxMZyo
This part is pretty good, but I feel like a lot of his tricks where he ends in a stall kinda lessen the value of the tricks/make 'em easier. I am not at all one to talk, though. That's the type of shit I would do. I also do a lot of bert slides lol
I agree. I find it funny when guys like this have guest skaters in their parts. I always end up being more stoked on the guest tricks that any of his.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3XaFxMZyo
This part is pretty good, but I feel like a lot of his tricks where he ends in a stall kinda lessen the value of the tricks/make 'em easier. I am not at all one to talk, though. That's the type of shit I would do. I also do a lot of bert slides lol
that was the lamest part I've ever seen bar none. fuck that guy and his stupid bullet belt. toad should be embarrassed he ever sponsored that kook in the first place.
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Rewatching that part got me hyped. I'm down for anyone who skates differently on purpose.
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The story about Jerry tossing salad for 11 bucks at a party is why I lurk here.
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I can see Jerry making a 80s metal theme skate brand
id back it, anything to escape the trap edits
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After seeing that old photo that BW posted, it dawns on me that Gurney probably wears those sunglasses ALL THE TIME because they're prescription. Not sure how I feel about that any which way, but thought I'd toss that penny in.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfdTEc8V48o
Dying. that is one of the most perfect references ever posted on here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3XaFxMZyo
This part is pretty good, but I feel like a lot of his tricks where he ends in a stall kinda lessen the value of the tricks/make 'em easier. I am not at all one to talk, though. That's the type of shit I would do. I also do a lot of bert slides lol
The stalls were lame, but I love a clean long carve push
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If they guy didn't have a kooky costume and he skated to a half decent song the part would get me so hyped. Not going to hate on anyone for having an unconventional image, but his is just so stinky.
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After seeing that old photo that BW posted, it dawns on me that Gurney probably wears those sunglasses ALL THE TIME because they're prescription. Not sure how I feel about that any which way, but thought I'd toss that penny in.
I found this fucking hilarious.
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Ben Krahn is the only reason to care about Blood Wizard.
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After seeing that old photo that BW posted, it dawns on me that Gurney probably wears those sunglasses ALL THE TIME because they're prescription. Not sure how I feel about that any which way, but thought I'd toss that penny in.
That's some kind of reverse-hipster kookery.. The dude needs to get contacts and wear regular $10 hangover shades, this throws all his authenticity out the window!
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Ben Krahn is the only reason to care about Blood Wizard.
Nah, Jack Given rips, that Nolan kid is a rail monster, and Marisa Dal Santo is a legend along with Ben, and any Toad or Chris Senn footage is always a treat even if they don’t put as much out. They’re a small brand for sure, but the idea that there is only one reason to care about BW is silly.
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Did no one mention devilslettuce yet
When are the decks coming out
I want a John Dixon jaegermeister shaped cruiser deck
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Ben Krahn is the only reason to care about Blood Wizard.
Nah, Jack Given rips, that Nolan kid is a rail monster, and Marisa Dal Santo is a legend along with Ben, and any Toad or Chris Senn footage is always a treat even if they don’t put as much out. They’re a small brand for sure, but the idea that there is only one reason to care about BW is silly.
True. I love Chris Sean, but wasn’t aware that he was still on the team. I didn’t know Marisa was on either. I just love Krahn so much that I made a silly and lazy statement.
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Ben Krahn is the only reason to care about Blood Wizard.
Nah, Jack Given rips, that Nolan kid is a rail monster, and Marisa Dal Santo is a legend along with Ben, and any Toad or Chris Senn footage is always a treat even if they don’t put as much out. They’re a small brand for sure, but the idea that there is only one reason to care about BW is silly.
True. I love Chris Sean, but wasn’t aware that he was still on the team. I didn’t know Marisa was on either. I just love Krahn so much that I made a silly and lazy statement.
Honestly, I don’t either, but both had a few clips in the last video. Maybe I just undercut my point...oh well
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Ben Krahn is the only reason to care about Blood Wizard.
Nah, Jack Given rips, that Nolan kid is a rail monster, and Marisa Dal Santo is a legend along with Ben, and any Toad or Chris Senn footage is always a treat even if they don’t put as much out. They’re a small brand for sure, but the idea that there is only one reason to care about BW is silly.
True. I love Chris Sean, but wasn’t aware that he was still on the team. I didn’t know Marisa was on either. I just love Krahn so much that I made a silly and lazy statement.
Well, shit.
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Ben Krahn is the only reason to care about Blood Wizard.
Nah, Jack Given rips, that Nolan kid is a rail monster, and Marisa Dal Santo is a legend along with Ben, and any Toad or Chris Senn footage is always a treat even if they don’t put as much out. They’re a small brand for sure, but the idea that there is only one reason to care about BW is silly.
True. I love Chris Sean, but wasn’t aware that he was still on the team. I didn’t know Marisa was on either. I just love Krahn so much that I made a silly and lazy statement.
Wasn’t one of the finest canadians alive,keegan sauder, on at some point too? I remember a small welcome clip
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damn, did he just put empty beer cans on the coping and grind through them? BW fucked up big time
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Wait wait wait.
You mean to tell me the going rate for eating frogs is $20?
Eating ass is $11?
I know a deal when I see it, but this sounds too good to be true.
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Did no one mention devilslettuce yet
When are the decks coming out
I want a John Dixon jaegermeister shaped cruiser deck
Seems like a bad fit for a guy who's sober. In fact I am pretty confused about the whole weed thing. I was pretty certain he only smokes cigarettes these days yet his Devil's Lettuce page claims he's a daily stoner.
(https://i.imgur.com/CZM3XNg.png) Marketing?
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I still think the funniest Gurney story I’ve read on here was that he showed up to a contest and just bonelessed every single obstacle the entire time. I also don’t know how you could live with yourself if you are eating dudes asses at parties for only $11 bucks. A meal at Chipotle is more expensive than the price of eating a mans leather cheerio and that’s insane.
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I know a girl who went to high school with him back when he looked like McLovin.
She says that he would do anything for money and at a party he actually licked another guy's asshole for $11.
This became a running thing he'd do and eventually everyone came to accept that he loved to eat other boy's asses.
There's a Toad licking joke in here but I can't be bothered.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfdTEc8V48o
Fucking hell that was perfect.
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Did no one mention devilslettuce yet
When are the decks coming out
I want a John Dixon jaegermeister shaped cruiser deck
Seems like a bad fit for a guy who's sober. In fact I am pretty confused about the whole weed thing. I was pretty certain he only smokes cigarettes these days yet his Devil's Lettuce page claims he's a daily stoner.
(https://i.imgur.com/CZM3XNg.png) Marketing?
You can smoke weed and still be sober. Sober means you don't do actual drugs.
DL isn't even a deck company it's a mid grade cannabis company.
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So does Blood Wizard get to keep the long haired/aviator sunglasses costume?
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So does Blood Wizard get to keep the long haired/aviator sunglasses costume?
Whoever rented it out from Party City is now responsible for it
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It'll probably go back to the warehouse where all of Jim Greco's previous outfits are at. Next to Lutzka's Fedora
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When are the decks coming out
I want a John Dixon jaegermeister shaped cruiser deck
Seems like a bad fit for a guy who's sober. In fact I am pretty confused about the whole weed thing. I was pretty certain he only smokes cigarettes these days yet his Devil's Lettuce page claims he's a daily stoner.
(https://i.imgur.com/CZM3XNg.png) Marketing?
You can smoke weed and still be sober. Sober means you don't do actual drugs.
DL isn't even a deck company it's a mid grade cannabis company.
Sure, as long as you come up with a completely new definition of “sober” and “drug”
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I still think the funniest Gurney story I’ve read on here was that he showed up to a contest and just bonelessed every single obstacle the entire time. I also don’t know how you could live with yourself if you are eating dudes asses at parties for only $11 bucks. A meal at Chipotle is more expensive than the price of eating a mans leather cheerio and that’s insane.
That's capitalism for you
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I thought "sobriety" strictly pertained to the abstinence of alcohol.
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I thought "sobriety" strictly pertained to the abstinence of alcohol.
that's what I thought too
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It just surprises me because he's never pictured smoking weed since he got sober and he talked about it specifically in the past.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxIkIc5B5xc
skip to 2:18
"It kinda goes hand in hand to me and I don't really care to do either."
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I still think the funniest Gurney story I’ve read on here was that he showed up to a contest and just bonelessed every single obstacle the entire time. I also don’t know how you could live with yourself if you are eating dudes asses at parties for only $11 bucks. A meal at Chipotle is more expensive than the price of eating a mans leather cheerio and that’s insane.
Also, who the fuck are these dudes that let him eat their asses? That says more about them than him.
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I still think the funniest Gurney story I’ve read on here was that he showed up to a contest and just bonelessed every single obstacle the entire time. I also don’t know how you could live with yourself if you are eating dudes asses at parties for only $11 bucks. A meal at Chipotle is more expensive than the price of eating a mans leather cheerio and that’s insane.
Also, who the fuck are these dudes that let him eat their asses? That says more about them than him.
uuuhhhh no it does not. i assume you would rather eat jerry's ass than have him eat yours. you fucked up
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The point is, Gurney cheapened the act of anilingus by reducing it to a mere bar trick.
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I'd like to see a source on Jerry Gurney eating a man's ass for $11. For research purposes
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I thought "sobriety" strictly pertained to the abstinence of alcohol.
that's what I thought too
Marijuana Maintenance. A well-established tradition.
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Did no one mention devilslettuce yet
When are the decks coming out
I want a John Dixon jaegermeister shaped cruiser deck
Seems like a bad fit for a guy who's sober. In fact I am pretty confused about the whole weed thing. I was pretty certain he only smokes cigarettes these days yet his Devil's Lettuce page claims he's a daily stoner.
(https://i.imgur.com/CZM3XNg.png) Marketing?
You can smoke weed and still be sober. Sober means you don't do actual drugs.
DL isn't even a deck company it's a mid grade cannabis company.
Sure, as long as you come up with a completely new definition of “sober” and “drug”
absolutely. i have a friend that is constantly talking about how he is "sober" now, while he ignores the fact he does coke 3 times a week and shrooms every weekend.
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there's the term 'clean and sober' for abstaining from all. in some cultures it's known as straight XX fucking edge but clean refers to drugs and sober refers to alcohol so your friend is kind of right even if it's on the cusp of lies of omission.
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there's the term 'clean and sober' for abstaining from all. in some cultures it's known as straight XX fucking edge but clean refers to drugs and sober refers to alcohol so your friend is kind of right even if it's on the cusp of lies of omission.
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Half the people that are die hard about being sober drink coffee like water and chain smoke cigs so who really cares
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Half the people that are die hard about being sober drink coffee like water and chain smoke cigs so who really cares
ya this shit annoys the fuck outta me. ya i get it you can't fucking handle not being on some kind of mind altering substance, but don't tell me you are better than me because you are sober. let me enjoy my fucking asahi bitch, it goes good with my god damn dragon roll. fuck up out
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sXe has certainly changed a lot these days if you can claim edge but still punch bongs
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I’m surprised no one has asked him on IG yet if it’s true that he eats man ass for $11 a pop.
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sXe has certainly changed a lot these days if you can claim edge but still punch bongs
Well Girthy Gurney tongue punches men's B-holes for chump change and he claims he's straight.
Sometimes the lines get blurred a little.
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I still think the funniest Gurney story I’ve read on here was that he showed up to a contest and just bonelessed every single obstacle the entire time. I also don’t know how you could live with yourself if you are eating dudes asses at parties for only $11 bucks. A meal at Chipotle is more expensive than the price of eating a mans leather cheerio and that’s insane.
Also, who the fuck are these dudes that let him eat their asses? That says more about them than him.
uuuhhhh no it does not. i assume you would rather eat jerry's ass than have him eat yours. you fucked up
I prefer not to eat any dudes asses and vice versa actually.
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I still think the funniest Gurney story I’ve read on here was that he showed up to a contest and just bonelessed every single obstacle the entire time. I also don’t know how you could live with yourself if you are eating dudes asses at parties for only $11 bucks. A meal at Chipotle is more expensive than the price of eating a mans leather cheerio and that’s insane.
Also, who the fuck are these dudes that let him eat their asses? That says more about them than him.
uuuhhhh no it does not. i assume you would rather eat jerry's ass than have him eat yours. you fucked up
I prefer not to eat any dudes asses and vice versa actually.
ya but if you had to absolutely choose between the two or death. you would choose to eat Jerry's ass. based on your prior statement of course. thats fuckin gross dude.
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apparently he's dropping an insane part. if you follow him on instagram it seems like he is mentally unstable.
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I do not follow him on anything, and it seems like he is mentally unstable.
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I do not follow him on anything, and it seems like he is mentally unstable.
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https://youtu.be/6EqxOvMIYMU
His next move.
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https://youtu.be/6EqxOvMIYMU
His next move.
i fux with this heavily
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Dude he actually made a cheesy music video called “masons mom” and it’s about fucking mason merlinos mom. Because she’s hot. He said he made that video and Merlino got so bummed that they aren’t friends anymore.
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Dude he actually made a cheesy music video called “masons mom” and it’s about fucking mason merlinos mom. Because she’s hot. He said he made that video and Merlino got so bummed that they aren’t friends anymore.
Looks like he's mentally ill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l3sa6C1qtY
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Dude he actually made a cheesy music video called “masons mom” and it’s about fucking mason merlinos mom. Because she’s hot. He said he made that video and Merlino got so bummed that they aren’t friends anymore.
Looks like he's mentally ill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l3sa6C1qtY
Swag
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I'm not against smoking weed but this whole thing does seem to be a case of Marijuana-Induced Psychosis
If you already have a personality disorder and then you start smoking pot 24/7, this is the result
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https://youtu.be/6EqxOvMIYMU
His next move.
Interesting first post. But this probably isn't your first time here.
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I'm not against smoking weed but this whole thing does seem to be a case of Marijuana-Induced Psychosis
If you already have a personality disorder and then you start smoking pot 24/7, this is the result
Yeah if you have mental illness weed definitely will bring it out of you. Starts to usually manifest itself more around the age I'd assume Jerry is too. Early to mid 20's. That's how we learnt one of our buddies was schizophrenic. Weed started making him hear voices n shit.
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that video was hilarious. but also disturbing to mason and mason's mom. we should get him to post on here.
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that video was hilarious. but also disturbing to mason and mason's mom. we should get him her to post on here.
Never too late to get a hot mom over here I guess....
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Cheeky metal songs about mom’s by flamboyant pros is nothing new
May I present Exhibit A:
https://youtu.be/EQv0vM7rA5I
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I'm not against smoking weed but this whole thing does seem to be a case of Marijuana-Induced Psychosis
If you already have a personality disorder and then you start smoking pot 24/7, this is the result
I’d attribute it to the massive amount of cocaine and crack he’s done.
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Crack cocaine, and leather doughnuts!👍
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Cheeky metal songs about mom’s by flamboyant pros is nothing new
May I present Exhibit A:
https://youtu.be/EQv0vM7rA5I
I fux with Metal Moms heavily. Get at me.
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I find it hard to believe that Gurney actually inhales.
I think he probably is like my old roomate who would take massive bong rips only to cough it all out before even getting it down
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https://youtu.be/6EqxOvMIYMU
His next move.
Interesting first post. But this probably isn't your first time here.
Been lurking for a bit. Was drunk last night and decided to finally take the plunge.
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haha that music video is insane. he reminds me of my friend who had a problem with coke and was drinking so much at the time. he would always make some crazy instagram/snapchat videos similar to jerry’s.
he’s of coke & social media now.
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Saw his insta story. He's still riding a BW throne deck.
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I like the character this dude brings to skateboarding.
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Big props to Jerry dude can skate.
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Otto + Barney Gumble
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Cheeky metal songs about mom’s by flamboyant pros is nothing new
May I present Exhibit A:
https://youtu.be/EQv0vM7rA5I
and look where Simon ended up, coming on slap every 3 months to preach the word of the lord
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Thought you said nick Merlino. Then I started thinking of his dad .
Now think about your dad
I wanna meet that dad
Doo da doo doo
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Jerry Gurney on psychosis
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Cheeky metal songs about mom’s by flamboyant pros is nothing new
May I present Exhibit A:
https://youtu.be/EQv0vM7rA5I
and look where Simon ended up, coming on slap every 3 months to preach the word of the lord
What was Simon's screen name? I'd like to see the posts
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Cheeky metal songs about mom’s by flamboyant pros is nothing new
May I present Exhibit A:
https://youtu.be/EQv0vM7rA5I
and look where Simon ended up, coming on slap every 3 months to preach the word of the lord
What was Simon's screen name? I'd like to see the posts
It's a tricky one but once you know it it's easy to work out who he posts as, here it is, you ready?
Simon Woodstock