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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on August 12, 2018, 06:25:48 AM
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A saga:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmW5efUlB5N/?hl=en&taken-by=marcjohnson
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmX0tTTlysq/?hl=en&taken-by=marcjohnson
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmX1JVRFs05/?hl=en&taken-by=marcjohnson
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmX1Vv_FYDd/?hl=en&taken-by=marcjohnson
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looks like he needs to read them more and troll people harder. this is kinda funny. he seems pretty “real” as far as putting himself out there. this is the real mj and not a social media persona.
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Marc Johnson is smarter than you, and he wants you to know that
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Unfortunately it seems like people past a certain age are not capable of navigating social media well. I fall into this category. Please film more and post less.
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The skin is thin with this one.
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these are the ideas lakai couldn’t handle
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Can you imagine following Mark Johnston on instagram
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Marc, maybe if you stopped trying to explain yourself to everyone about everything you wouldn’t be so stressed out all the time. Just relax and skate.
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I got second hand embarasment when I saw this posts... Goddamn Marc, who the fuck cares? :'(
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Boof
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He’s just mad that someone called him washed up, which is true. He jumped the shark and has a hard time admitting it, this has nothing to do with the car.
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these are the ideas lakai couldn’t handle
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Successful jokes always require explanation good one Marc
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BmX1Vv_FYDd/?hl=en&taken-by=marcjohnson
Love the fact that this was posted at 2 in the fucking morning.
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mj needs to stop reading
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dude needs a hobby...like skateboarding or something.
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Marc Johnson is smarter than you, and he wants you to know that
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Focus your Instagram and get on SLAP, Marc.
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Focus your Instagram and get on SLAP, Marc.
He'd be Gip #2
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dude needs a hobby...like skateboarding or something.
Nail on head
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Damn, MJ is a fucking genius when it comes to trolling the likes of the YouTube generation of skateboarding. Y’all bit his hook. Swiftly.
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MJ being a fucking clown? very surprising.
still funny though i know you're reading this u lil bitch.
free max b
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Honestly I agree with MJ; to subjugate him as washed up is just arrogant behavior, if anything he's the least washed up *pro* at his age, respect the greats. Let's just hope he doesn't go Steve Berra on us. I respect what he does; he's just calling out the shit before it got worse, though at this point the "vultures" are having their way with it...
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Just wait til he finds out something started a whole thread about his "joke."
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Calling his neighbour a dickhead. Way to go Mark.
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Damn, MJ is a fucking genius when it comes to trolling the likes of the YouTube generation of skateboarding. Y’all bit his hook. Swiftly.
You think posing next to a car and calling it yours when it actually isn't is genius level trolling? Yiiiikes.
He made a joke about owning a Porsche but then freaked out and retaliated when he got insulted in the process.
This was possibly the least successful troll job in history.
Unless you're saying he's trolling with his dumbass "blind dogs on instagram" musings. Which is absolutely not the case, as he is 100% serious and probably also thinks that shit is deep and insightful.
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He’s just mad that someone called him washed up, which is true. He jumped the shark and has a hard time admitting it, this has nothing to do with the car.
If Mariano is still doing combos with terrible style and speech capabilities of a 9 year old , mj surely could film a full part of better combos with good style and the speech and thoughts of a college freshman who just read Nietzsche for the first time.
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He should listen to gabor mate
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Damn, MJ is a fucking genius when it comes to trolling the likes of the YouTube generation of skateboarding. Y’all bit his hook. Swiftly.
You think posing next to a car and calling it yours when it actually isn't is genius level trolling? Yiiiikes.
He made a joke about owning a Porsche but then freaked out and retaliated when he got insulted in the process.
This was possibly the least successful troll job in history.
Unless you're saying he's trolling with his dumbass "blind dogs on instagram" musings. Which is absolutely not the case, as he is 100% serious and probably also thinks that shit is deep and insightful.
So you wanna post a triggered meme or you want me to.
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Post your poosy, Marc!
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Damn, MJ is a fucking genius when it comes to trolling the likes of the YouTube generation of skateboarding. Y’all bit his hook. Swiftly.
You think posing next to a car and calling it yours when it actually isn't is genius level trolling? Yiiiikes.
He made a joke about owning a Porsche but then freaked out and retaliated when he got insulted in the process.
This was possibly the least successful troll job in history.
Unless you're saying he's trolling with his dumbass "blind dogs on instagram" musings. Which is absolutely not the case, as he is 100% serious and probably also thinks that shit is deep and insightful.
So you wanna post a triggered meme or you want me to.
I think you're either intensely gullible or mistaken in your definition of trolling.
I'm not triggered, I'm confused.
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I believe he was making a joke about how most disagreements here lately have resulted in people accusing each other of being triggered. The humour here lies in Pabst's exaggeration - that is, the idea of throwing out a 'triggered' accusation so early in such a minor debate. Jokes are funny.
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these are the ideas lakai couldn’t handle
in every thread about MJ, there's always one guy who posts this thinking theyre the first one to roast him
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They gone who has the screen caps?
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these are the ideas lakai couldn’t handle
in every thread about MJ, there's always one guy who posts this thinking theyre the first one to roast him
it's a classic
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His IG bio does say "ideas man" though.
Then goes on to "lover of knowledge and fun".
I trust him.
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You need a certain IQ to understand Mj's humor
(https://i.imgur.com/hvYTdlXl.png)
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You need a certain IQ to understand Mj's humor
(https://i.imgur.com/hvYTdlXl.png)
#veryrare
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I believe he was making a joke about how most disagreements here lately have resulted in people accusing each other of being triggered. The humour here lies in Pabst's exaggeration - that is, the idea of throwing out a 'triggered' accusation so early in such a minor debate. Jokes are funny.
Funny stuff is funny. You know what's not funny? Explaining why something is funny
*My bad for SLAPing on the phone, I'm not following along. I thought this convo was MJ related. Although it does look like MJ got nephew'd hard enough to delete his posts
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He did delete everything but the original.
Wow. So he got super triggered at 2 AM and went on an instagram tirade and deleted it the next day once his judgement cleared up.
No man his age should get that affected by comments from strangers online.
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Hes just a pseudocult...dude needs tô read Heidegger ir Hegel..
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Hes just a pseudocult...dude needs tô read Heidegger ir Hegel..
Heidegger? Ok Nazi sympathizer...
I didn’t see the deleted posts but is this really about his joke about the porsche? Did people seriously miss that as a joke? Did they think he was seriously bragging about his muscles in the “big guns” line in man down? Did they think he legally changed his name to Chauncey Peppertooth for a while? Anybody with even a vague idea of who he is should have seen that pose and known he was goofing around.
Maybe he shouldn’t have read the comments, but calling him a liar or something for that is beyond dumb.
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these are the ideas lakai couldn’t handle
in every thread about MJ, there's always one guy who posts this thinking theyre the first one to roast him
With any luck, I get to be that person
We need to start archiving and screenshotting the instagrams with these threads so the discussion doesn’t get derailed ala GIPposting
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Marc is tight, let the man live.
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Marc is tight, let the man live.
Exactly. The hards on you guys get waiting for him to say something stupid
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All I got from this thread is a hankering for a hot and spicy McChicken
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(http://www.crailtap.com/c3/random.images/mjegometer1.gif)
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Hes just a pseudocult...dude needs tô read Heidegger ir Hegel..
I didn’t see the deleted posts but is this really about his joke about the porsche? Did people seriously miss that as a joke? Did they think he was seriously bragging about his muscles in the “big guns” line in man down? Did they think he legally changed his name to Chauncey Peppertooth for a while? Anybody with even a vague idea of who he is should have seen that pose and known he was goofing around.
Maybe he shouldn’t have read the comments, but calling him a liar or something for that is beyond dumb.
Gip you are by far the biggest debbie downer on here. I don't know why you're always so angry and it kind of makes me sad.
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he's off the shits yo
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Seemed like a sensible investment. A used 986, in good condition from the early 2000s, can be found for under $10,000.
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Seemed like a sensible investment. A used 986, in good condition from the early 2000s, can be found for under $10,000.
It’s a 996, not a 986, and I wouldn’t want those potential IMS issues on my hands even for $10k. I don’t like driving grenades.
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I eagerly anticipate episode 2 of "On your Marc" and I'm not kidding
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Let's just hope he doesn't discover the joyous world of scientology.
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Hes just a pseudocult...dude needs tô read Heidegger ir Hegel..
I didn’t see the deleted posts but is this really about his joke about the porsche? Did people seriously miss that as a joke? Did they think he was seriously bragging about his muscles in the “big guns” line in man down? Did they think he legally changed his name to Chauncey Peppertooth for a while? Anybody with even a vague idea of who he is should have seen that pose and known he was goofing around.
Maybe he shouldn’t have read the comments, but calling him a liar or something for that is beyond dumb.
I am not a fan of Heidegger's person, but of his philosophical work. His books is pretty different of his person behavior..
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What were the pics he deleted?
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What were the pics he deleted?
him squatting in front of his actual car - an old beat-up toyota - and I think the same porsche pic but with a different caption about how people were too quick to assume he bought a porsche. don’t remember the others.
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What were the pics he deleted?
him squatting in front of his actual car - an old beat-up toyota - and I think the same porsche pic but with a different caption about how people were too quick to assume he bought a porsche. don’t remember the others.
He was going off on some guy saying that hatred is his immediate reaction to someone else having something he will never own.
Marc then precedes to call his neighbor a dickhead for owning a porsche.
Irony was lost on all.
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Let's just hope he doesn't discover the joyous world of scientology.
He'd only join thinking he could outsmart them.
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haha jokes on you I actually drive a piece of shit
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Let's just hope he doesn't discover the joyous world of scientology.
He’d just end up leaving poor Jerry there all by himself.
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Yeah dude, keep the joke going, it was so funny the first time...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmcM6LyFUK3/?hl=en&taken-by=marcjohnson
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Why don't you post your instagram, you hyper-critical bitch?
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you are an angry little man arent you b&g?
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is it weird I wanna know who's taking these pics
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Why don't you post your instagram, you hyper-critical bitch?
sup MJ? Love your Yeah Right! part bro.
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Yeah dude, keep the joke going, it was so funny the first time...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmcM6LyFUK3/?hl=en&taken-by=marcjohnson
Ohh now I get it! Lol good one mj! Haha
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Perhaps the joke is on us
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you are an angry little man arent you b&g?
Between you and Rick Moranis over there, I've never seen two people try harder to be liked on the internet.
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wow i guess these ideas really are too big for lakai
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BmcM6LyFUK3/?hl=en&taken-by=marcjohnson
hahahaha
mj is skateboardings sam kinison
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you are an angry little man arent you b&g?
You obviously haven't seen Marc's Instagram.
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you are an angry little man arent you b&g?
who is working harder? me or rick?
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BmcM6LyFUK3/?hl=en&taken-by=marcjohnson
hahahaha
mj is skateboardings sam kinison
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guVlKTE-yUk
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Let's just hope he doesn't discover the joyous world of scientology.
He’d just end up leaving poor Jerry there all by himself.
Brutal
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you are an angry little man arent you b&g?
I’m breakin a sweat over here for your approval.
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MJ: sTiLl CrAzY aFTeR ALl ThEsE YeARs
I met my old lover
On the street last night
She seemed so glad to see me
I just smiled
And we talked about some old times
And we drank ourselves some beers
Still crazy after all these years
Oh Still crazy after all these years
I'm not the kind of man
Who tends to socialize
I seem to lean on
Old familiar ways
And I ain't no fool for love songs
That whisper in my ears
Still crazy after all these years
Oh still crazy after all these years
Four in the morning
Crapped out
Yawning
Longing my life away
I'll never worry
Why should I?
It's all going to fade
Now I sit by my window
And I watch the cars
I fear I’ll do some damage
One fine day
But I would not be convicted
By a jury of my peers
Oh, still crazy
Still crazy
Still crazy after all these years
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Never meet your idols... or follow them on Instagram! :'(
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He should listen to gabor mate
I was so shocked to read this comment, Gabor Mate is one of the goats.
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You need a certain IQ to understand Mj's humor
(https://i.imgur.com/hvYTdlXl.png)
#veryrare
what an obscure star trek reference
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Damn, MJ is a fucking genius when it comes to trolling the likes of the YouTube generation of skateboarding. Y’all bit his hook. Swiftly.
You think posing next to a car and calling it yours when it actually isn't is genius level trolling? Yiiiikes.
He made a joke about owning a Porsche but then freaked out and retaliated when he got insulted in the process.
This was possibly the least successful troll job in history.
Unless you're saying he's trolling with his dumbass "blind dogs on instagram" musings. Which is absolutely not the case, as he is 100% serious and probably also thinks that shit is deep and insightful.
mmmmmkay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_xMZ8s9m4E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_xMZ8s9m4E)
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This is still my favorite thing:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BR_ay7VjkHc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link