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Title: BUILD YOUR OWN CHEESEBURGER
Post by: snickers on August 12, 2018, 05:50:12 PM
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Post by: ill_Murray on August 12, 2018, 05:51:31 PM
You've gotta start with the crust for sure
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Post by: saucy ragu on August 12, 2018, 05:55:48 PM
You've gotta start with the crust for sure

Then powdered ostrich bone for structural integrity.
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Post by: chilllyboy on August 12, 2018, 07:06:00 PM
Are moose burgers popular up north? Something tells me that's gotta be like the leanest burger meat of all time.
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Post by: straight on August 12, 2018, 07:19:10 PM
mayonnaise was a game changer for me
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Post by: BISCUITS AND GRAVY on August 12, 2018, 07:19:32 PM
(http://www.carlsjr.com.au/getattachment/716cac1e-3d93-4924-ab06-d8713f14be11/double-western-bacon-cheeseburger/)
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on August 12, 2018, 07:25:48 PM
(https://www.metro.ca/userfiles/image/infographics/images/burgers/5-COWBOY/5-Cowboy-Bun-Top.png)
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Post by: ChuckRamone on August 12, 2018, 10:04:48 PM
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Post by: botefdunn on August 12, 2018, 11:06:15 PM
Lukewarm limburger over carmelized grubs and a dash of red wine vinegar
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Post by: iKobrakai on August 13, 2018, 08:11:49 AM
Maybe this belongs in "real confessions" but here we go: so I've had some pricy burgers with all kinds of things on them but I'm such a fucking sucker for Big Macs. I want to get dirty and fill my blood flow with total garbage. I want to feel sick after I'm done.

Sorry, kill me.
Title: Re: BUILD YOUR OWN CHEESEBURGER
Post by: Frank on August 13, 2018, 01:48:00 PM
top bun-regular, cheap ass, burger bun. i hate buns that taste too much like brioche and will go with the plainer ones anytime

sauce-1/2part mayo, 1/4ketchup, 1/5 mustard, onion/garlic powder, hot sauce, any other seasoning you like

caramelized onions-hot pan, butter, fry 1 cup onion cut in halfrings, salt heavily immediately, sizzle for a minute, reduce heat to medium high, 1 tablespoon honey or sugar, sizzle for two minutes, put heat to high again, add 2-3 tablespoons vinegar, reduce heat to medium, add half a teaspoon of worcestersauce, cook a few minutes more until they are are nicely colored and sticky

2-3 bacon strips

regular beef patty of about 3-4 ounces, seasoned with a lot of salt and some pepper, seared very hard, flipped once and cooked to medium, topped with plastic cheese. i mean that process cheese really sucks on its own but on burgers it's the best i think

this is the optional slot, i usually go without tomato, but if i do, i put it here, pickles or jalapenos would go here as well

some lettuce if i feel like i want sauce on the bottom bun

sauce(still optional)

bottom bun. done.

plz, try my recipe for the onions, it's pretty tasty.

ikobrakai if you add some relish to my sauce recipe it comes pretty close to the classic big mac sauce. after all that is a standard recipe for a burger sauce, so i can't even claim ownership.

lately i've been frequenting mcdonalds just because they have sprite cherry slushies. i also feel like an asshole because of that.
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Post by: Baron Samedi on August 13, 2018, 01:58:26 PM
I go for anything from In-N-Out to one of them fancy shmancy grass fed free range meat/bleu cheese/brioche bun/some kind of aioli etc. Give me all of it.
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Post by: calvinsdream on August 13, 2018, 03:29:46 PM
Does anyone fuck with tomatos on a burger?

They taste great but they always make the burger too slippery
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Post by: doublesteveburger on August 13, 2018, 05:35:17 PM
if you eat a burger with no cheese you're a dry-guy for sure
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Post by: Nosferatu on August 13, 2018, 07:46:26 PM
This thread is making me horny
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Post by: Stanley Spadowski on August 13, 2018, 08:39:57 PM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gZuDMKXWU_E (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gZuDMKXWU_E)
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Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on August 14, 2018, 02:08:52 AM
This thread is making me horngry
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Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on August 14, 2018, 08:00:17 AM
Up north in canada yes, moose meat is popular. To me its delicious,  to others not used to it they all tend to say "it's too gamey". Well, it was a fuckin wild animal.

Anyhow, with moose meat, just add in a lil bacon fat. Then season how you like but I use sea salt, pepper, garlic salt and abit of onion powder.

For buns I'm leaning on ciabatta bread

Add some bacon and a nice slice or 3 of havarti cheese with sauteed mushroom and onions

It's a big hit when I cook these when I'm guiding hunting or fishing trips

Now....if you change the bun to fresh frybread....best burger ever
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Post by: calvinsdream on August 14, 2018, 09:26:23 AM
if you eat a burger with no cheese you're a dry-guy for sure

Dry handjobs can be a good variant
Title: Re: BUILD YOUR OWN CHEESEBURGER
Post by: Baron Samedi on August 14, 2018, 10:43:27 AM
if you eat a burger with no cheese you're a dry-guy for sure

Dry handjobs can be a good variant
i don't know if i've ever gotten a wet handjob to be honest
Title: Re: BUILD YOUR OWN CHEESEBURGER
Post by: Joust Ostrich on August 14, 2018, 03:07:17 PM
This burger needs some heat.  A little bad of the sauce.  No, not Siracha.
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Post by: paraquat on August 15, 2018, 09:20:32 AM
Butter toasted bun

FLATTOP FRIED BURGER WITH CHEDDAR

grilled onions

Ketchup mayo

Jalapeños

Bacon
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Post by: Joe Davola on August 15, 2018, 03:40:54 PM
Pretzel bun
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Post by: nopes on August 15, 2018, 08:47:43 PM
Maybe this belongs in "real confessions" but here we go: so I've had some pricy burgers with all kinds of things on them but I'm such a fucking sucker for Big Macs. I want to get dirty and fill my blood flow with total garbage. I want to feel sick after I'm done.

Sorry, kill me.

not the big mac for me but just a plain old double cheeseburger from any of the major fast food joints does it for me sometimes. once fancy burger places became a thing and over saturated i lost the taste and patience for them.
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Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on August 15, 2018, 09:49:52 PM
Does anyone else fuck with peanut butter on burgers? I know it sounds messed up but its pretty damn tasty.
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Post by: nopes on August 15, 2018, 09:54:07 PM
i dont do peanut butter but see it offered all the time. i do like a good runny fried egg sometimes. problem is most of the time its not runny or i really dont feel like making a mess.
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Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on August 15, 2018, 10:13:02 PM
i dont do peanut butter but see it offered all the time. i do like a good runny fried egg sometimes. problem is most of the time its not runny or i really dont feel like making a mess.

Peanut butter adds a super rich taste too it (as long as its not jif or super sugared out peanut butter) and it acts like a glue to hold things like carmelized onions, bacon, etc in place so it doesn’t just spill out.
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Post by: Baron Samedi on August 15, 2018, 10:17:32 PM
wait you guys go to restaurants where they offer peanut butter on burgers? where do you live? i've never even heard of anything like this.
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Post by: nopes on August 15, 2018, 10:54:14 PM
ive seen it a bunch of times but i couldnt tell you where since ive never been interested in eating one.

shake shack has one. most places that do usually market it as an "elvis burger"
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Post by: pugmaster on August 16, 2018, 03:31:40 PM
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Post by: Pabst on August 17, 2018, 03:20:06 PM
(https://www.metro.ca/userfiles/image/infographics/images/burgers/5-COWBOY/5-Cowboy-Bun-Top.png)

(https://www.wellplated.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/[email protected]2x.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/CH_cow_2_cropped.jpg/240px-CH_cow_2_cropped.jpg)
Title: Re: BUILD YOUR OWN CHEESEBURGER
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on August 17, 2018, 04:21:43 PM
Maybe this belongs in "real confessions" but here we go: so I've had some pricy burgers with all kinds of things on them but I'm such a fucking sucker for Big Macs. I want to get dirty and fill my blood flow with total garbage. I want to feel sick after I'm done.

Sorry, kill me.

not the big mac for me but just a plain old double cheeseburger from any of the major fast food joints does it for me sometimes. once fancy burger places became a thing and over saturated i lost the taste and patience for them.

The wife has to have big mac like twice a year. I get a double bacon cheese burger across the street from dairy queen

Nothing fancy but it's been my go too for about 25 years

I eat anything from McDonalds and I'm shutting my pants before I've even finished the burger


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Post by: JB on August 18, 2018, 07:41:23 AM
i mean that process cheese really sucks on its own but on burgers it's the best i think

agree 100% on this. that cheese is made for burgers.

you were right about the bun thing too. too fancy of a bun and the bun starts taking over. it basically just needs to hold everything together and keep your hands relatively clean.

my favorite is just a classic american cheeseburger. from the bottom i go cheap bun, toasted > mayo > lettuce > tomato, onion (both sliced thin), pickles, burger (cooked medium) > processed cheese > bacon > ketchup and mustard > top bun.

once in a while ill get fancy and put avocado or a fried egg or sautéed onions, but i think the perfect burger is just simple and basic.
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Post by: Frank on August 18, 2018, 04:15:48 PM
yeah man, that's basically like a whopper with cheese and bacon, i would do that combo sometime as well, really nice.

one other thing is that i hate if there's too much stacked on the burger. for example when i use jalapenos i usually leave out the pickles, no tomato means if i really want to go fancy there's still room for slices of fried eggplant or something. but never too much stacked on top.
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Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on August 18, 2018, 04:42:15 PM
yeah man, that's basically like a whopper with cheese and bacon, i would do that combo sometime as well, really nice.

one other thing is that i hate if there's too much stacked on the burger. for example when i use jalapenos i usually leave out the pickles, no tomato means if i really want to go fancy there's still room for slices of fried eggplant or something. but never too much stacked on top.

I agree

Too many people just make this huge ass fuckin burger that you should enjoy in theory, but it sucks because it's just waaaay too much stacked on

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Post by: MOE SYZLAK on August 18, 2018, 04:45:41 PM
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Post by: jstankalwara on August 19, 2018, 10:09:14 AM
anyone ever put ever put hot sauce in the patty shits not bad
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Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on August 19, 2018, 10:29:39 AM
anyone ever put ever put hot sauce in the patty shits not bad

Siracha is good too. But better with minimal ingredients so it doent over power everything else