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Title: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: VHS ERA on August 25, 2018, 04:01:27 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm4xLrcBxJB/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1e45dq3e1ecxa
(https://preview.ibb.co/h16z3U/A9_BCA806_1_D35_4_E25_B0_C0_1_A3_A718739_F3.jpg) (https://ibb.co/ckjVA9)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Shifty Flip on August 25, 2018, 04:18:26 AM
Getting those hyper white fronts is really paying off already.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: ziggy on August 25, 2018, 04:22:26 AM
jock shit
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: smellsdead on August 25, 2018, 05:22:50 AM
he needs a smaller shirt
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Mystical Leader on August 25, 2018, 05:28:10 AM
This is America lol
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: heckler on August 25, 2018, 05:28:28 AM
It boggles my mind that people complain there are too many board brands/pros and point to small companies as the problem, rather than heritage brands who support pros who haven't put out full parts in a decade yet milk their careers with shit like this.

We need a purge.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: IamCircus on August 25, 2018, 05:31:50 AM
I was going to have my teeth whitened, but then I said 'Fuck that, I'll just get a tan instead.

       -Mitch H.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: straight fucking edge on August 25, 2018, 06:13:05 AM
he doesn’t even drink. haha
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: VHS ERA on August 25, 2018, 06:15:21 AM
This is America lol
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SilkyRingedDeermouse-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: rejectpaul on August 25, 2018, 06:19:43 AM
I wish I got free Budweiser
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: feedmeseymour on August 25, 2018, 06:25:33 AM
https://youtu.be/lsC3ni7A88M

We salute you, mr shiny toothed skater guy.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: ChuckRamone on August 25, 2018, 06:45:52 AM
he doesn’t even drink. haha

I wonder what he does when he gets free beer. Say “fuck yeah” and then pour it on the ground in really interesting ways? Pour it on himself and shake it off like a dog? Give them away one bottle at a time to a homeless guy who asks if he can have the whole case and Biebel’s like, “No. Just one.”
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Surf-goth on August 25, 2018, 06:46:07 AM
I wish i could be sponsored by budweiser cause i love it.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: BURRRPRINT on August 25, 2018, 06:57:22 AM
This is not the Biebel I know.  :(
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Nth syd bear on August 25, 2018, 07:14:47 AM
Fuck me imagine this in the 90’s when pros were broke

FREE BEER.. career would of been over before they were old enough to drink
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: straight fucking edge on August 25, 2018, 07:22:58 AM
i wonder what the stipulations involved with the “sponsorship” like this is. like how he straight tags it as #ad. honestly it probably grabs the viewers attention more to what he’s advertising than if it was just a picture of him holding it but it puts off the vibe that he doesn’t actually care about what he’s advertising, but rather the money
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on August 25, 2018, 07:24:27 AM
biebel doesn't drink?
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: straight fucking edge on August 25, 2018, 07:26:07 AM
biebel doesn't drink?

he stopped when he got serious with lifting. i guess he could have started again or has the occasional but last i heard he just smokes the devil’s lettuce 
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on August 25, 2018, 07:29:38 AM
biebel doesn't drink?

he stopped when he got serious with lifting. i guess he could have started again or has the occasional but last i heard he just smokes the devil’s lettuce


sponsored by Budweiser but doesn't drink = poser hoeboi
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: KingKook on August 25, 2018, 07:35:28 AM
Good for Beiber.
Get those paychecks kids theyre important.

On a side note im pretty sure that Bud with a black label is non alcoholic.
The pictures themselves are hilarious.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: shripshrapper on August 25, 2018, 07:41:35 AM
Good for Beiber.
Get those paychecks kids theyre important.

On a side note im pretty sire that Bud with a black label is non alcoholic.
The pictures themselves are hilarious.


You're right! Non-alcoholic sponsorship? This guy would be a trip to be around.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Joclo on August 25, 2018, 07:54:14 AM
Got those horse teeth and put the famous Clydesdales out of a job.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: JB on August 25, 2018, 08:00:07 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt5dE0I_UL8&t=144s

#neverforget

I'm talkin TUBE, son.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on August 25, 2018, 08:20:40 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/449217548/Butthead-shower_400x400.JPG)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: lilboosie on August 25, 2018, 08:27:11 AM
I was gonna there is probably other people better suited for a bud spons, but those people probably are better off not being sponsors by bud
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: oyolar on August 25, 2018, 08:31:47 AM
i wonder what the stipulations involved with the “sponsorship” like this is. like how he straight tags it as #ad. honestly it probably grabs the viewers attention more to what he’s advertising than if it was just a picture of him holding it but it puts off the vibe that he doesn’t actually care about what he’s advertising, but rather the money

In the US, you legally are supposed to tag any sponsored/partnership IG posts as "#ad" or "#sponsored."  Not everyone does, but if you don't, your post and potentially profile can be removed from the site and you can be fined.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: GAY on August 25, 2018, 08:34:04 AM
Just to echo what's already been said, those pictures are Olan Mills-level horrible/hilarious.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: sluggers on August 25, 2018, 08:34:18 AM
i wonder what the stipulations involved with the “sponsorship” like this is. like how he straight tags it as #ad. honestly it probably grabs the viewers attention more to what he’s advertising than if it was just a picture of him holding it but it puts off the vibe that he doesn’t actually care about what he’s advertising, but rather the money

It is a law that if you are posting a sponsored insta you have to label it as an ad. A bunch of celebrities were given warnings about it awhile back.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Francis Xavier on August 25, 2018, 08:37:10 AM
https://youtu.be/lsC3ni7A88M

We salute you, mr shiny toothed skater guy.
Close your mouuuuthh it's too bright!
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: DM on August 25, 2018, 09:22:31 AM
At least he doesn't need a bottle opener.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: ChuckRamone on August 25, 2018, 09:24:19 AM
At least he doesn't need a bottle opener.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cd/Jaws_james_bond.jpg/220px-Jaws_james_bond.jpg)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: MASTiF on August 25, 2018, 11:02:09 AM
He seems like he represents the target market for Budweiser
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: shannamal on August 25, 2018, 11:09:42 AM
i wonder what the stipulations involved with the “sponsorship” like this is. like how he straight tags it as #ad. honestly it probably grabs the viewers attention more to what he’s advertising than if it was just a picture of him holding it but it puts off the vibe that he doesn’t actually care about what he’s advertising, but rather the money

i think this is an international thing now. i'm fairly certain that when the UK passed GDPR they included a provision that all ads need to be clearly labeled as such. We dealt with it at my work.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Pretty Serious on August 25, 2018, 11:55:55 AM
To his credit he does look like a Clydesdale hanging out by the pool table.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: RIDEFLANNELV2 on August 25, 2018, 12:06:57 PM
Good for Beiber.
Get those paychecks kids theyre important.

On a side note im pretty sure that Bud with a black label is non alcoholic.
The pictures themselves are hilarious.

No it isn't a NA. It's some new Budweiser aged in Jim Beam barrel bullshit.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: calvinsdream on August 25, 2018, 12:19:54 PM
I think Michelob Ultra Light would be more appropriate, but what the fuck do I know
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Badmeaningood on August 25, 2018, 12:26:27 PM
He's starting to look like David Guest these days
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: left knee cap on August 25, 2018, 12:27:09 PM
i am 100% certain those are the non-alcoholic Budweisers. I guess they're going to make bottles of them?

(https://dydza6t6xitx6.cloudfront.net/ci-budweiser-prohibition-brew-alcohol-free-beer-2124b62a321e6f8a.png)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on August 25, 2018, 12:30:25 PM
Still better than Arto on American Express
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: rapscallion on August 25, 2018, 12:37:42 PM
i am 100% certain those are the non-alcoholic Budweisers. I guess they're going to make bottles of them?

Well you're still wrong. As RIDEFLANNELv2 mentioned, they are a new partnership with Jim Beam. He may not be drinking them, but they are definitely alcoholic, you can read the 6.2% label on this pic from his story.
(https://i.imgur.com/gcy9caN.png)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: KingKook on August 25, 2018, 12:55:36 PM
Hes got to tube a few(to get the party going). Thats an  awesome sponsorship!
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Sick Duck on August 25, 2018, 01:54:30 PM
Too bad they don’t do the ‘whaaatsuuuppp’ ads anymore or biebel and his teeth could be on a superbowl commercial
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on August 25, 2018, 02:57:20 PM
Slap’s favorite social media character.
(https://i.imgur.com/EmfGr1l_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Zumiez And Xanax on August 25, 2018, 03:38:31 PM
make that money Biebel

he fucking deserves it
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Zumiez And Xanax on August 25, 2018, 03:39:22 PM
didn't lizard king turn down Pabst many years ago because he didn't want to die?
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Zumiez And Xanax on August 25, 2018, 03:41:01 PM
life is expensive
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: SHIREFLIP on August 25, 2018, 06:05:47 PM
I think Michelob Ultra Light would be more appropriate, but what the fuck do I know

Yo, that would be sick. I can see the ad:

Two women are sitting at a bar. One orders a white wine.

The second orders a Michelob Ultra Light.

Biebel, dressed like Macho Man Randy Savage, kicks his way through the fucking wall screaming "mash into a Michelob!" as the voice-over compares the caloric content of one can of Michelob Ultra Light to a glass of white wine.

...Although, now that I'm thinking about it, "bite into a Bud" is a much better tag line. I can see him now, snapping the necks off Bud bottles with those big ol' veneer Chicklets before pouring the innards into his mighty gullet.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: augustmoon on August 25, 2018, 06:08:27 PM
he doesn’t even drink. haha

lol, doesn't drink but posts videos of himself with a dozen bottles of promethazine.  makes sense. 
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on August 25, 2018, 06:22:17 PM
Slap’s favorite social media character.
(https://i.imgur.com/EmfGr1l_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)

As if Atiba in head to toe supreme wasn't kooky enough. Can someone Photoshop the couch in allover Budweiser print too?
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: pinkbananastatus on August 25, 2018, 08:19:20 PM
Slap’s favorite social media character.
(https://i.imgur.com/EmfGr1l_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)

This picture made me curious, so I googled how old Atiba is. Imagine being 42 a pulling shit like this. Honestly it's kinda sad how hard he latches on to shit like this, or Supreme, or even just the thing about him claiming he was at every legendary session on Epicly Later'd. I genuinely hope he feels fulfilled either in this, or other parts of his life. Based on what he shows off to social media, I know I wouldn't if I was in his position.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: DirtyBurger on August 25, 2018, 09:13:45 PM
I feel like Biebel and Weck are the Elvira and Vampira comparison. Anyways, that first photo made me feel like leaving any bar I've seen that stupid fucking grin in, even though it was a photoshoot, and I'm typing this at home on a computer.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: behavioralguide on August 26, 2018, 06:01:39 AM
(http://i65.tinypic.com/ie2gw7.jpg)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: PABLOS SWANPOWERS LOBSTER on August 26, 2018, 06:07:13 AM
(http://i65.tinypic.com/ie2gw7.jpg)
Funniest thing about this is still his teeth
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: behavioralguide on August 26, 2018, 06:14:21 AM
Funniest thing about this is still his teeth
(http://i63.tinypic.com/287ew5.jpg)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Global Moderator on August 26, 2018, 06:27:10 AM
Biebel has been a straight up kook for quite some time, so I can’t really say this is hurting his image.

“Either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.” Crazy how much that Two Face quote rings true in the real world.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: lampshade on August 26, 2018, 06:59:29 AM
Slap’s favorite social media character.
(https://i.imgur.com/EmfGr1l_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)

This picture made me curious, so I googled how old Atiba is. Imagine being 42 a pulling shit like this. Honestly it's kinda sad how hard he latches on to shit like this, or Supreme, or even just the thing about him claiming he was at every legendary session on Epicly Later'd. I genuinely hope he feels fulfilled either in this, or other parts of his life. Based on what he shows off to social media, I know I wouldn't if I was in his position.

Yes- Representing brands that are willing to pay you and help out your bar is so lame.  I'm not sure how old you are, but when you get to a certain age, you can't always be super, "Core" in choosing who pays you.  That's why half pro skateboarders are on Red-bull, Monster, Rock-star, Nike, Cons, and Adidas. 
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: SHIREFLIP on August 26, 2018, 09:42:21 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/6oXjluA.jpg)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: TwisT on August 26, 2018, 10:05:26 AM
Are we sure this is a corporate sponsorship and not just like a one time ad?
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Silky Johnson on August 26, 2018, 10:37:17 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/EoV6Asdl.png)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: offkilter on August 26, 2018, 10:48:46 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/EoV6Asdl.png)

Hahaha that's amazing
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Disco234 on August 26, 2018, 10:50:02 AM
(https://media.makeameme.org/created/you-said-you-rcmhq7.jpg)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: hsggreen on August 26, 2018, 10:12:28 PM
WASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUPP
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: poorlatino on August 27, 2018, 05:40:25 AM
Reminds me of a joke I heard recently.

Whats the difference between Jack Daniels and John Wayne?

























Jack Daniels is still out there killing Indians.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Bristol_Palin on August 27, 2018, 06:33:55 AM
I still find Beibel hilarious. His instagram stories crack me up. The other day it went him at the gym, him chasing turkeys in the street, him at a skate shop, him with some instagram models, him alone in a park feeding ducks bread, him a skate park not on a board and then he capped it off with him at a night club. I don't know why I find it so funny, I just do. There is nothing cohesive about what he posts. I'd like to get drunk with him, he's probably a lot of fun. I really lost my shit when I watched him with a whole loaf of bread, feeding ducks in the park alone after just posting himself with a bunch of people earlier in the same day.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: rapscallion on August 27, 2018, 06:54:22 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/EoV6Asdl.png)
Bumping this masterpiece to offset the horrifically bad Obama meme that made its way to the top of page 3.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: brucewillis on August 27, 2018, 07:38:07 AM
What?
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: opinionated bastard on August 27, 2018, 10:48:47 AM
It boggles my mind that people complain there are too many board brands/pros and point to small companies as the problem, rather than heritage brands who support pros who haven't put out full parts in a decade yet milk their careers with shit like this.

We need a purge.

They do what they gotta do to make money, more power to em
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: SHIREFLIP on August 27, 2018, 10:50:01 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/EoV6Asdl.png)
Bumping this masterpiece to offset the horrifically bad Obama meme that made its way to the top of page 3.

I definitely 'preciate this photoshop.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: jakeumms on August 27, 2018, 02:39:51 PM
More ducks for me.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: GAY on August 27, 2018, 04:04:28 PM
I still find Beibel hilarious. His instagram stories crack me up. The other day it went him at the gym, him chasing turkeys in the street, him at a skate shop, him with some instagram models, him alone in a park feeding ducks bread, him a skate park not on a board and then he capped it off with him at a night club. I don't know why I find it so funny, I just do. There is nothing cohesive about what he posts. I'd like to get drunk with him, he's probably a lot of fun. I really lost my shit when I watched him with a whole loaf of bread, feeding ducks in the park alone after just posting himself with a bunch of people earlier in the same day.

He definitely hits that Jersey Shore/skateboarder demographic crossover.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Rockin Robbin on August 27, 2018, 04:11:28 PM
Are those chiclets?
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: snowman600 on August 27, 2018, 08:21:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/l4uI3Ug.jpg)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: shripshrapper on August 27, 2018, 08:30:29 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9F-no5av-s
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: VHS ERA on August 28, 2018, 12:13:13 PM
I still find Beibel hilarious. His instagram stories crack me up. The other day it went him at the gym, him chasing turkeys in the street, him at a skate shop, him with some instagram models, him alone in a park feeding ducks bread, him a skate park not on a board and then he capped it off with him at a night club. I don't know why I find it so funny, I just do. There is nothing cohesive about what he posts. I'd like to get drunk with him, he's probably a lot of fun. I really lost my shit when I watched him with a whole loaf of bread, feeding ducks in the park alone after just posting himself with a bunch of people earlier in the same day.

Yep. Those photos are absurd but idc Biebel is just Biebel and his fuckery is usually funny to me.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: SHIREFLIP on August 28, 2018, 12:45:46 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/l4uI3Ug.jpg)

Nice
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Zumiez And Xanax on August 28, 2018, 12:58:14 PM
i can't find the video of biebel and staba stoned as hell playing with a bunch of ladybugs.. i wonder if he took it down..
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: jakeumms on August 28, 2018, 01:05:17 PM
More ladybugs for me.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: behavioralguide on August 28, 2018, 01:15:20 PM
i can't find the video of biebel and staba stoned as hell playing with a bunch of ladybugs.. i wonder if he took it down..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJHJBKoqWG0
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on September 04, 2018, 03:47:34 PM
God damn, too good. Dog dick and everything.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnUfwvQhbk9/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=15287m4o7to4b
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: WarmUpZone on September 04, 2018, 07:26:40 PM
Biebel for Budweiser vs. Neen for Whole Foods.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: bad joke on September 04, 2018, 07:38:07 PM
Biebel for Budweiser vs. Neen for Whole Foods.

vs. eli reed for wangs butt plugs
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on September 04, 2018, 07:45:02 PM
Biebel for Budweiser vs. Neen for Whole Foods.

vs. eli reed for wangs butt plugs
hey! they're pussy pockets ;)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: VHS ERA on September 13, 2018, 07:08:42 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnsGQkUBXQQ/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=vw41ykzepkdu
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on September 13, 2018, 07:24:37 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnsGQkUBXQQ/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=vw41ykzepkdu
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
my man's choking. someone get over there and perform the heimleich maneuver, for serious.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: MOUNTAIN on September 13, 2018, 07:54:25 PM
He earned this sponsorship
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt5dE0I_UL8

"lil wet wipe on the mouther"
"ive got a system down, I've been doing this for awhile"
"get low son, later"
"MUMFORD! LATER!"
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: OnSlapAtWork on September 13, 2018, 08:31:28 PM
I wish i could be sponsored by budweiser cause i love it.

Ride till I die,
Lord knows I stay high..
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Parker on September 13, 2018, 09:36:50 PM
this is getting out of control..
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: csb711 on September 13, 2018, 09:43:16 PM
if they don't do a video of his best "bar tricks" during this marketing campaign they're fucking up
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: jakeumms on September 13, 2018, 09:47:17 PM
if they don't do a video of his best "bar tricks" during this marketing campaign they're fucking up

I was thinking the same thing. Just some of his choice quotes all dubbed out over some spacey synth. Dissolving shots of Biebel smiling drinking black label Bud. Run it at the Superbowl.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Harry in Your Pocket on September 13, 2018, 09:50:32 PM
Looks like he could eat the fuck out of some corn on the cob...through a knothole in a fence.

He seems like one of those jocks that shouts NO HOMO!!! a lot.

Thank God BA left all that pussy for him.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 13, 2018, 10:01:52 PM
He has to do a commercial  with a beer bong telling people "It hits you hard bro" and flexing his arm to show where "this buds for you"
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: victor doom on September 14, 2018, 06:31:32 AM
Are we sure Biebel is from Sacramento and not the Jersey Shore?
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: RIDEFLANNELV2 on September 14, 2018, 06:51:09 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/sXebbV2.jpg)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: VHS ERA on September 14, 2018, 09:50:27 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnsGQkUBXQQ/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=vw41ykzepkdu
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry to quote myself but bruh look at this shit. And I thought I was awkward when I try to act natural for photos lmao.

And still I’m not even mad at Biebel it’s just funny.  I think it’s because I know that kinda dude, the retard jock who’s actually just hilarious and not a bad dude.  I’ve just never met one that skates before.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: RCB3 on September 14, 2018, 10:42:27 AM
Atiba on the Budweiser sponsored post train:

http://www.instagram.com/p/Bnq2Y8Rnds1/?hl=en&taken-by=atibaphoto
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: brycickle on September 14, 2018, 10:50:10 AM
Reminds me of a joke I heard recently.

Whats the difference between Jack Daniels and John Wayne?

























Jack Daniels is still out there killing Indians.
The joke doesn't work when you word it this way. It's General Custer and Captain Morgan.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: MOUNTAIN on September 14, 2018, 02:00:46 PM
Atiba on the Budweiser sponsored post train:

http://www.instagram.com/p/Bnq2Y8Rnds1/?hl=en&taken-by=atibaphoto
That's head to knee Atiba, don't drag Cab into this.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: RCB3 on September 14, 2018, 02:27:15 PM
As wack as I think Biebel and Atiba are these days, based on their following, Biebel probably made around 15-20k for those 3 sponsored posts. My friend did two sponsored ads for Bud Light and got 1,000 bucks per post with around 75k followers. Generally the rule is you can charge around 1% of your following for sponsored ads.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Sick Duck on September 14, 2018, 03:04:06 PM
He styled that stall out
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: other2 on September 15, 2018, 03:34:34 PM
Damm he’s banging a porn star now.

Make sure you clean those chompers after eating Beebs
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: TITANIUM NIPPLES on September 15, 2018, 03:38:25 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnsGQkUBXQQ/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=vw41ykzepkdu
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


"Look natural, bud"

(grimaces as if taking a shit at the table)

Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Allen. on September 15, 2018, 03:51:33 PM
Biebel still has me blocked.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on September 15, 2018, 03:57:14 PM
fuck this guy i knew from the first time i saw him in yeah right he would jock up the skate scene and sure enough his part marked the beginning of the beginning of the end.

he's clearly gay as hell too
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on September 15, 2018, 03:59:48 PM
also budweiser is garbage beer
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Disco234 on September 15, 2018, 04:00:22 PM
Him and stefan are on dog whisper flow

(https://imageshack.com/i/plNpdkV0j)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on September 15, 2018, 04:01:22 PM
stefan wondering where he went wrong
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on September 15, 2018, 04:02:00 PM
fuck this guy i knew from the first time i saw him in yeah right he would jock up the skate scene and sure enough his part marked the beginning of the beginning of the end.

he's clearly gay as hell too
more pussy for the slap pals!
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on September 15, 2018, 04:03:15 PM
i'd let beibel fuck me but i dont like his skateboarding
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: shripshrapper on September 15, 2018, 05:53:56 PM
also budweiser is garbage beer

Budweiser is like the Big Mac. I'll still punish myself with either from time to time, sometimes I want garbage.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: notcool on September 16, 2018, 03:35:31 PM
he probably doesn't drink because it messes up his gains-weckingball
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: notcool on September 16, 2018, 03:45:41 PM
so i guess this beer is new its aged in Jim Beam barrels i kinda want to try it.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Sick Duck on September 16, 2018, 05:50:01 PM
so i guess this beer is new its aged in Jim Beam barrels i kinda want to try it.
sounds terrible to me i would rather drink normal budweiser or bud light
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: quadcuff on September 17, 2018, 01:12:50 PM
fuck this guy i knew from the first time i saw him in yeah right he would jock up the skate scene and sure enough his part marked the beginning of the beginning of the end.

he's clearly gay as hell too

i wouldn't give beibel to much credit for jocking up the skate scene, plenty of people out there doing that
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: notcool on September 17, 2018, 01:37:10 PM
so i guess this beer is new its aged in Jim Beam barrels i kinda want to try it.
sounds terrible to me i would rather drink normal budweiser or bud light
i would rather drink neither i don't drink beer but it sounded interesting.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Silky Johnson on September 17, 2018, 03:33:18 PM
Only way I'd drink Budweiser is if I got paid for it
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Fongstarr. on September 17, 2018, 04:03:15 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if Budweiser paid Biebel 6 figures to just take photos of him with a beer. I know someone that has a fraction of his followers and got paid $5K to take a photo of their new whisky. 
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: coreaf on September 17, 2018, 05:05:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/b8HWvHb.jpg)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: TITANIUM NIPPLES on September 17, 2018, 05:36:33 PM
^^^^ these guys all need to be photoshopped into that Two Felons picture
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: coreaf on September 17, 2018, 05:56:04 PM
^^^^ these guys all need to be photoshopped into that Two Felons picture

(https://i.imgur.com/wAhk0zt.jpg)
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: TITANIUM NIPPLES on September 18, 2018, 07:00:16 AM
Beautiful hahahaha. I'm glad to see his dog made the cut.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: coyote2425 on September 18, 2018, 10:15:00 AM
I’ve never had much patience for Biebel, and I’ve really tried to like his skating since Yeah Right came out (when I first became aware of him). And I like Budweiser.

But this makes me hate both.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: Switch_fsflip_noseslide on September 18, 2018, 03:48:51 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnsGQkUBXQQ/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=vw41ykzepkdu
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

i Should've guessed he puts his ears into his hat. Shoulda guessed.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: ArtVandelay on September 18, 2018, 03:52:36 PM
What kinds of royalties could he be getting for these fucking terrible photos? They look like they were taken with a flip phone. 10$ an ad? 20$? How much we talkin you think? Biebel must be desperate.

If Budweiser had a team I don't think Beibel would make flow. Maybe he'd get a clip in the friends section of the video...maybe, if he could film anything that is.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: quadcuff on September 18, 2018, 06:26:29 PM
i'd like to address the fact we all ignored beibel's super mobbed out nollie flips for YEARS
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: andocom on September 18, 2018, 07:30:08 PM
What kinds of royalties could he be getting for these fucking terrible photos? They look like they were taken with a flip phone. 10$ an ad? 20$? How much we talkin you think? Biebel must be desperate.

If Budweiser had a team I don't think Beibel would make flow. Maybe he'd get a clip in the friends section of the video...maybe, if he could film anything that is.

If by royalties you mean how much do you think Beibel is getting paid for these, I hope you are joking about $10 or $20, you really think Budweiser even would bother with that, it would cost them more the set up the contracts and process the payments. This is a company with between 1 & 2 billion yearly marketing spend. I have no idea how much he would be getting but I would not at all be surprised if it is similar if not above what most pros make from board sales in a year.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: gub on September 19, 2018, 06:50:48 AM
Robbie gangemi never did shit like this real talk
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on September 19, 2018, 07:30:26 AM
to be fair, robbie gangemi was prolly more likely to be approached by st ides.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: SUPREMENECKPROTECTOR on September 19, 2018, 07:40:13 AM
Him and stefan are on dog whisper flow

(https://imageshack.com/i/plNpdkV0j)

This picture cracks me up. His left arm looks like it belongs on a T-Rex and with his right arm he does the hover thing.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: straight fucking edge on September 19, 2018, 07:54:42 AM
What kinds of royalties could he be getting for these fucking terrible photos? They look like they were taken with a flip phone. 10$ an ad? 20$? How much we talkin you think? Biebel must be desperate.

If Budweiser had a team I don't think Beibel would make flow. Maybe he'd get a clip in the friends section of the video...maybe, if he could film anything that is.

I am fairly certain these days biebel is the opposite of desperate
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: RCB3 on September 19, 2018, 08:22:32 AM
What kinds of royalties could he be getting for these fucking terrible photos? They look like they were taken with a flip phone. 10$ an ad? 20$? How much we talkin you think? Biebel must be desperate.

If Budweiser had a team I don't think Beibel would make flow. Maybe he'd get a clip in the friends section of the video...maybe, if he could film anything that is.

I put this earlier in the thread, but he's probably making $4-5k per post. A friend of mine did some sponsored Instagram posts for Bud Light, terrible beer I know, but made $1k per post with a following of 75,000. Usually the rule is people can charge 1% of their following for a sponsored post, so if you have 100,000 followers, you can charge $1,000 per post. It obviously varies with companies, and bigger ones like this can pay more than that. So if Biebel's done 4 post for them, he could easily have made $15-20k.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: finecojeffe on September 19, 2018, 08:55:09 AM

I put this earlier in the thread, but he's probably making $4-5k per post. A friend of mine did some sponsored Instagram posts for Bud Light, terrible beer I know, but made $1k per post with a following of 75,000. Usually the rule is people can charge 1% of their following for a sponsored post, so if you have 100,000 followers, you can charge $1,000 per post. It obviously varies with companies, and bigger ones like this can pay more than that. So if Biebel's done 4 post for them, he could easily have made $15-20k.

this boggles my mind since people can pay a fee gain a boatload of follower bots. How can post to pay ration be calculated if they can't even verify if followers are real/
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: RCB3 on September 19, 2018, 09:00:49 AM

I put this earlier in the thread, but he's probably making $4-5k per post. A friend of mine did some sponsored Instagram posts for Bud Light, terrible beer I know, but made $1k per post with a following of 75,000. Usually the rule is people can charge 1% of their following for a sponsored post, so if you have 100,000 followers, you can charge $1,000 per post. It obviously varies with companies, and bigger ones like this can pay more than that. So if Biebel's done 4 post for them, he could easily have made $15-20k.

this boggles my mind since people can pay a fee gain a boatload of follower bots. How can post to pay ration be calculated if they can't even verify if followers are real/

They look at your "engagement" too, which is the amount of likes and followers. So yes, there's people who buy fake followers, but if they have 100k followers but get a couple hundred likes on a photo, it's obvious they have fake followers.
Title: Re: Brandon Biebel on Budweiser
Post by: sharkbarf on September 19, 2018, 12:12:29 PM
Bee bull needs to post a video of him pounding one of those beers if he's truly down for them. If you're going to promote shit beer you better go all out.