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Title: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on September 05, 2018, 09:58:45 AM
Ill start

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRLfx1gEz2/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson (https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRLfx1gEz2/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: nopes on September 05, 2018, 10:00:16 AM
i get silence of the lambs vibes off that photo
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: kentrock on September 05, 2018, 10:05:59 AM
the dude is cool and has class for days.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on September 05, 2018, 10:17:01 AM
the dude is cool and has class for days.

not in this pic
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: feedmeseymour on September 05, 2018, 10:17:14 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl0Z2yAAizM/
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 05, 2018, 10:20:08 AM
The SOTY serial killer stare BA is gone. nolimitsoldier is dead. Bthurstonanderson the socialite who is obsessed with himself is all that's left.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on September 05, 2018, 10:21:37 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl0Z2yAAizM/

death
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on September 05, 2018, 10:22:56 AM
The SOTY serial killer stare BA is gone. nolimitsoldier is dead. Bthurstonanderson the socialite who is obsessed with himself is all that's left.

sad but true
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: rapscallion on September 05, 2018, 10:23:49 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl4rGMHFrLE/?hl=en&taken-by=chriscobracole

36 year old man learns to sew because his pants aren't tight enough
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: GAY on September 05, 2018, 10:25:35 AM
The SOTY serial killer stare BA is gone. nolimitsoldier is dead. Bthurstonanderson the socialite who is obsessed with himself is all that's left.

sad but true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8MO7fkZc5o
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: gaseous clay on September 05, 2018, 10:26:37 AM
36 year old man learns to sew because his pants aren't tight enough
Winner!!!
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Ankle_Lift on September 05, 2018, 10:36:33 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl0Z2yAAizM/

"What should I smoke next???"

Dude should smoke some Flakka, or some PCP. Doesn't he know weed is for flunkie dropout hippies?
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: TheLowerBack on September 05, 2018, 10:47:13 AM
I thought the thread title said pro?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl0Z2yAAizM/

"What should I smoke next???"

Dude should smoke some Flakka, or some PCP. Doesn't he know weed is for flunkie dropout hippies?
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: chiefqueef420 on September 05, 2018, 10:52:40 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl4rGMHFrLE/?hl=en&taken-by=chriscobracole

36 year old man learns to sew because his pants aren't tight enough
sewing is dope
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Surf-goth on September 05, 2018, 11:01:37 AM
Everyone liked him better when he pretended to be straight.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: se7en3two on September 05, 2018, 11:09:49 AM
http://www.instagram.com/p/BnUfwvQhbk9/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (http://www.instagram.com/p/BnUfwvQhbk9/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: MarmaladeCoyote on September 05, 2018, 11:26:19 AM
Ill start

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRLfx1gEz2/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson (https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRLfx1gEz2/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson)
i have zero issues with this. BA is finally able to be himself and is doing what he wants. Much love to the dude.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Omars_Dad on September 05, 2018, 11:28:35 AM
The SOTY serial killer stare BA is gone. nolimitsoldier is dead. Bthurstonanderson the socialite who is obsessed with himself is all that's left.

Give the dude a fucking break, he pretended to be someone he wasn't his whole life. let the dude live
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 05, 2018, 11:35:19 AM
The SOTY serial killer stare BA is gone. nolimitsoldier is dead. Bthurstonanderson the socialite who is obsessed with himself is all that's left.

Give the dude a fucking break, he pretended to be someone he wasn't his whole life. let the dude live

I understand, was not responsible for it, and am not preventing him from doing anything. I don't want him to pretend to be anything but New Coke tastes like shit to me. How about you give opinions that are in line with the theme of the thread a fucking break
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: stevedave on September 05, 2018, 11:43:45 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl0Z2yAAizM/

doesn't count, no longer pro.  although that shit IS fucking lame as all hell.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on September 05, 2018, 11:46:17 AM
BAís one of my favorites, but heís become one of those social media users that announces a big hiatus that lasts less than a day.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Surf-goth on September 05, 2018, 11:46:48 AM
http://www.instagram.com/p/BnUfwvQhbk9/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (http://www.instagram.com/p/BnUfwvQhbk9/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)

I seriously love dogs and beer. Smacky i miss you babyboy!
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: feedmeseymour on September 05, 2018, 11:47:11 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl0Z2yAAizM/

doesn't count, no longer pro.  although that shit IS fucking lame as all hell.
pro or not, that video makes me want to stop smoking weed and read a book.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: GAY on September 05, 2018, 12:01:21 PM
BA's skateboarding career is definitely in its denouement phase.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Cherb on September 05, 2018, 12:05:17 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl0Z2yAAizM/

doesn't count, no longer pro.  although that shit IS fucking lame as all hell.
pro or not, that video makes me want to stop smoking weed and read a book.
Smoke weed then read a book fam.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Far from relevant on September 05, 2018, 12:08:15 PM
I kind of agree with the BA post, I mean good for him for coming out but I think its just a little too much gay for the average straight male.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: feedmeseymour on September 05, 2018, 12:10:02 PM
Smoke weed then read a book fam.

i only watch bill and teds excellent adventure when i smoke the "rudeboy nuggy"
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 05, 2018, 12:13:03 PM
I kind of agree with the BA post, I mean good for him for coming out but I think its just a little too much gay for the average straight male.

Has nothing to do with him being gay. Swap him for literally anyone else on Earth posting the same exact thing and it's still corny as fuck.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: doomstation55 on September 05, 2018, 12:15:23 PM
No mention of MJ's new car or whatever that bullshit was? I guess it wasn't lame because he successfully trolled a bunch of people. Or maybe that made it more lame?

Also the Steve Berra airplane window.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Far from relevant on September 05, 2018, 12:25:04 PM
I kind of agree with the BA post, I mean good for him for coming out but I think its just a little too much gay for the average straight male.

Has nothing to do with him being gay. Swap him for literally anyone else on Earth posting the same exact thing and it's still corny as fuck.

I agree.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on September 05, 2018, 12:32:08 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl0Z2yAAizM/

doesn't count, no longer pro.  although that shit IS fucking lame as all hell.

i can't work out who this is
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Beeda Weeda on September 05, 2018, 12:42:06 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl0Z2yAAizM/

doesn't count, no longer pro.  although that shit IS fucking lame as all hell.

i can't work out who this is
the biggest kook who ever existed, complete joke
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: alonelikeastone on September 05, 2018, 01:28:29 PM
& so what is wrong with the BA post?
 
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Sidewalk Funk. on September 05, 2018, 01:30:26 PM
Endless content available for this thread
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: bo bice on September 05, 2018, 01:40:59 PM
I kind of agree with the BA post, I mean good for him for coming out but I think its just a little too much gay for the average straight male. my sexual insecurity 


so donít follow him ya dweeb
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: bogolden on September 05, 2018, 01:45:46 PM
No mention of MJ's new car or whatever that bullshit was? I guess it wasn't lame because he successfully trolled a bunch of people. Or maybe that made it more lame?

Also the Steve Berra airplane window.

What?? Is this like when he was posting a selfie everyday?
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: TITANIUM NIPPLES on September 05, 2018, 01:50:02 PM
Biebel is such a fucking kook.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Mount St. Hermdog on September 05, 2018, 01:50:57 PM
Shouts out to BA's husband for revving the confidence up, I back it
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: doomstation55 on September 05, 2018, 01:56:23 PM
No mention of MJ's new car or whatever that bullshit was? I guess it wasn't lame because he successfully trolled a bunch of people. Or maybe that made it more lame?

Also the Steve Berra airplane window.

What?? Is this like when he was posting a selfie everyday?

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=65625.0
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on September 05, 2018, 02:05:01 PM
I kind of agree with the BA post, I mean good for him for coming out but I think its just a little too much gay for the average straight male.

Has nothing to do with him being gay. Swap him for literally anyone else on Earth posting the same exact thing and it's still corny as fuck.

I agree.

thats it. Nothing against BA, his other posts are fine.

It is easy to find things for this tread but perfect ones would be if a pro slips one time thinking something is cool or deep.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: MOUNTAIN on September 05, 2018, 03:06:26 PM
& so what is wrong with the BA post?
No enough cock hanging out the shorts
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: verylowimpact on September 05, 2018, 03:46:58 PM
Ill start

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRLfx1gEz2/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson (https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRLfx1gEz2/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson)

BA gives off the 'i'm officially out of the closet but not sure how I feel about it midlife crisis vibe' from his IG these days.

It's slightly awkward.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on September 05, 2018, 03:48:47 PM
That fit sucks.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: verylowimpact on September 05, 2018, 03:59:03 PM
Endless content available for this thread

So fucking true. IG will go down as a time piece as one of the biggest documentations of shameless human embarrassments ever existed.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Get the strap on September 05, 2018, 04:21:47 PM
Instagram controlling our culture really bothers me it's like we have no culture, our culture is Instagram culture. Its totally physcho. I'm sure someone is going to chime in and convince me I'm wrong and Instagram is a necessity, which just verifies skaters are insanely addicted to IG.

Remember when it was widely accepted the industry is ran by high school drop outs and/or having a criminal record, and also commonly said, "If I wasn't doing this I'd be flipping burgers."

Now that instagram turned all those people into narcissists, they just stand on their social media soap box kooking it, being way too stuborn to admit they have developed a mental problem using Instagram too much.

"Its over-saturated, too much footage, I can't remember any clips" Then repeat again the next day x how many years now? We're all fucking lab rats. Just look up social media whistle blowers, they designed the apps to simulate crack cocaine.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: streetsoup on September 05, 2018, 04:26:23 PM
The worst is when a pro/any skater posts to their story saying something like, "New post! Go show some love, give some likes, etc" with a segment of the video included in the story to "tease" you.

"New post! Go like and comment"
puke
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: smellsdead on September 05, 2018, 05:02:43 PM
Instagram controlling our culture really bothers me it's like we have no culture, our culture is Instagram culture. Its totally physcho. I'm sure someone is going to chime in and convince me I'm wrong and Instagram is a necessity, which just verifies skaters are insanely addicted to IG.

Remember when it was widely accepted the industry is ran by high school drop outs and/or having a criminal record, and also commonly said, "If I wasn't doing this I'd be flipping burgers."

Now that instagram turned all those people into narcissists, they just stand on their social media soap box kooking it, being way too stuborn to admit they have developed a mental problem using Instagram too much.

"Its over-saturated, too much footage, I can't remember any clips" Then repeat again the next day x how many years now? We're all fucking lab rats. Just look up social media whistle blowers, they designed the apps to simulate crack cocaine.

i agree here

my homie was trying to scroll through instagram and show me shit while he was driving and actually thought there was nothing wrong with it

hell in a handbasket
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Owen on September 05, 2018, 05:16:57 PM
Ill start

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRLfx1gEz2/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson (https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRLfx1gEz2/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson)

Confirmed. BA is a never nude. 
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: dirty ol man on September 06, 2018, 01:42:11 PM
Ill start

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRLfx1gEz2/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson (https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRLfx1gEz2/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson)

Confirmed. BA is a never nude.

THIS

Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: MASTiF on September 06, 2018, 02:08:23 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tv6r-kRLwIk/TajQnpoqcJI/AAAAAAAAALY/j1lp-i3Zy_Y/s640/Picture+1.png)
There are dozens of us!!
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on September 06, 2018, 02:24:08 PM
travesura...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmKV1ZeAYdG/?hl=en&taken-by=leoromero (https://www.instagram.com/p/BmKV1ZeAYdG/?hl=en&taken-by=leoromero)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 06, 2018, 03:09:59 PM
Why is he posting the torsos of dead 12 year olds
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on September 06, 2018, 05:51:46 PM
this could potentially be my new favourite thread
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: FLstrange on September 06, 2018, 05:59:50 PM
leo got some tiny nips
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Jeff Groucho on September 06, 2018, 06:07:14 PM
Ill start

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRLfx1gEz2/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson (https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRLfx1gEz2/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson)


that fit is only fire if you get fucked in the ass. if DLoy was rocking that shit, people would be up in arms.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: haydtang on September 06, 2018, 06:15:13 PM
http://www.instagram.com/p/BnUfwvQhbk9/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (http://www.instagram.com/p/BnUfwvQhbk9/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)

doesnt biebel have autism anyways
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: snowman600 on September 06, 2018, 06:16:43 PM
BA's skateboarding career is definitely in its denouement phase.

Denouement, sounds like a gay bar for seniors or something  ;)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: TheVisitor on September 06, 2018, 06:59:31 PM
Instagram controlling our culture really bothers me it's like we have no culture, our culture is Instagram culture. Its totally physcho. I'm sure someone is going to chime in and convince me I'm wrong and Instagram is a necessity, which just verifies skaters are insanely addicted to IG.

Remember when it was widely accepted the industry is ran by high school drop outs and/or having a criminal record, and also commonly said, "If I wasn't doing this I'd be flipping burgers."

Now that instagram turned all those people into narcissists, they just stand on their social media soap box kooking it, being way too stuborn to admit they have developed a mental problem using Instagram too much.

"Its over-saturated, too much footage, I can't remember any clips" Then repeat again the next day x how many years now? We're all fucking lab rats. Just look up social media whistle blowers, they designed the apps to simulate crack cocaine.

This post is 100% spot on. I've been reevaluating my IG use myself and have started to become a bit disillusioned with how narcissistic a lot of the pro's I used to look up to as a kid present themselves on social media. But as you've pointed out, the apps have been designed to be this addicting, so can you really blame that skate industry for falling for the trap? I imagine skateboarding hasn't been the only subculture to be negatively impacted by social media.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: ManMelt on September 06, 2018, 07:04:55 PM
Spanly is pretty good at The Instagram. I rather enjoy his posts.

Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Wizard Fight on September 06, 2018, 08:16:26 PM
http://www.instagram.com/p/BnUfwvQhbk9/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (http://www.instagram.com/p/BnUfwvQhbk9/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)

At least they got the dog dick in the shot.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Dead Ringers on September 06, 2018, 08:27:56 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnUzrx_BqWG/?taken-by=mikeytaylor

Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Jeff Groucho on September 06, 2018, 08:40:18 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnUzrx_BqWG/?taken-by=mikeytaylor

mikey taylor is such a bitchass. his marriage is on the rocks due to him being on his phone too much so he decides to turn to instagram for help. honestly if i was his wife i would be cheating on him by now........ with a black dude.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 06, 2018, 09:15:08 PM
Mikey,spit the hay out of your mouth and go smash on your wife. Then go gram' it.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: KoRnholio8 on September 07, 2018, 01:21:10 AM
mikey on #humblebrag
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: BALARGUE on September 07, 2018, 02:40:06 AM
That recent story from Raven giving spitfire wheels to a scooter kid (i don't get it) and telling him to never ride bones and go grab a skateboard.
retarded
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: hey pickle on September 07, 2018, 03:52:12 AM
Spanly is pretty good at The Instagram. I rather enjoy his posts.


likwise with jerry. perfect curation
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Shuh on September 07, 2018, 04:17:03 AM
That recent story from Raven giving spitfire wheels to a scooter kid (i don't get it) and telling him to never ride bones and go grab a skateboard.
retarded

He is so close to loosing it..
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on September 07, 2018, 04:29:47 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl0Z2yAAizM/

death


Well, this guy is just a complete clown to begin with, so by default, him using social media for anything is detrimental to himself.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: feedmeseymour on September 07, 2018, 05:14:54 AM
still bummed mikey turned the flying strangers instagram into his podcast thing. rip so many good photos.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Robert Baratheon on September 07, 2018, 05:30:21 AM
Mikey,spit the hay out of your mouth and go smash on your wife. Then go gram' it.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: cosmicgypsies on September 07, 2018, 05:46:05 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnUzrx_BqWG/?taken-by=mikeytaylor

fool couldnt even balance his dream trick on the berrics let alone a real estate business
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: nopes on September 07, 2018, 05:50:07 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnUzrx_BqWG/?taken-by=mikeytaylor

fool couldnt even balance his dream trick on the berrics let alone a real estate business

this looks like a picture from a crate and barrel catalog
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: georgethecat on September 07, 2018, 06:12:05 AM
Mikey Taylor's posturing like he's running a tech startup when really he's just flipping the odd house is hilarious. Also, he appears to think that balancing work and family, an act so common as to be a defining feature of modern adult life, is somehow unique to him.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 07, 2018, 07:38:27 AM
Balancing working and having children is hard that's why there's almost 8,000,000,000 people on this planet
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Pigeon on September 07, 2018, 07:46:09 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnUzrx_BqWG/?taken-by=mikeytaylor

fool couldnt even balance his dream trick on the berrics let alone a real estate business

this looks like a picture from a crate and barrel catalog
It looks like heís doing acid for the first time.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Zumiez And Xanax on September 07, 2018, 09:53:12 AM
didn't this guy 'hate' instagram in 2016?

(https://i.gyazo.com/8275d085f1105f4a5426a529186bff63.gif)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Garrett Steinke on September 07, 2018, 09:59:36 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl0Z2yAAizM/
Imagine being older than 14 and still thinking smoking weed was sick
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: GAY on September 07, 2018, 10:03:23 AM
BA's skateboarding career is definitely in its denouement phase.

Denouement, sounds like a gay bar for seniors or something  ;)

Ha! Sure does. Gaynouement.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: GAY on September 07, 2018, 10:04:14 AM
Ill start

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRLfx1gEz2/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson (https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRLfx1gEz2/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson)


that fit is only fire if you get fucked in the ass. if DLoy was rocking that shit, people would be up in arms.

I get fucked in the ass and you wouldn't catch me dead in this horrible getup. Kook city all the way.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: TITANIUM NIPPLES on September 07, 2018, 10:14:45 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnUzrx_BqWG/?taken-by=mikeytaylor

fool couldnt even balance his dream trick on the berrics let alone a real estate business

this looks like a picture from a crate and barrel catalog
It looks like heís doing acid for the first time.

hahahahahaha

"hey bro, take a few pics of me 'doing business' so that I can post them to instagram"
What an absolute douche.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: MASTiF on September 07, 2018, 10:21:02 AM
I didn't know I could like Mikey Taylor less but here we are
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Gino's Back 180 Nosegrind on September 07, 2018, 11:40:59 AM
Mikey Taylor is a dork and Leo has tiny nips. We all knew this by 2006 at the very latest
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Pretty Serious on September 07, 2018, 12:27:19 PM
Story of my life, get up my confidence to go to da club only to be shown up by professional pussy slayers like these guys.  Biebs trying to tone down those teeth with nicotine stain and no Budweiser in sight.  These "lame" posts are actually the most insightful ones.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnVHT5VBA_e/?taken-by=brandonbiebel
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Bristol_Palin on September 07, 2018, 12:59:15 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnUzrx_BqWG/?taken-by=mikeytaylor

If enough of us tag Mikey in this Brian Sumner post we can help God, help Brian Sumner, Help Mikey save his marriage

http://www.instagram.com/p/BjQMcsynqM8/?taken-by=briansumner
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on September 07, 2018, 01:51:35 PM
DANGER DANGER

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmPRK5un2if/?hl=en&taken-by=chazortiz (https://www.instagram.com/p/BmPRK5un2if/?hl=en&taken-by=chazortiz)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: SIMPLY on September 07, 2018, 01:52:27 PM
love tony forever, but nyjah has some dope acting skills:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnPv58ZA2Q5/?taken-by=tonyhawk
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Ankle_Lift on September 07, 2018, 07:41:01 PM
love tony forever, but nyjah has some dope acting skills:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnPv58ZA2Q5/?taken-by=tonyhawk

Imagine having to wear a Monster energy drink hatall the time?
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on September 07, 2018, 08:09:03 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkB6wgrAaEj/?hl=en&taken-by=sinnerofficial

Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: FakieFlipCG on September 07, 2018, 08:13:49 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlyM9mzAuo2/?taken-by=boojohnson

Maybe my distaste should be aimed at whoever made the video, but the lil' stance change and "powerslide" are especially cringe-y
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Budgie Lasek on September 07, 2018, 08:24:54 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnUzrx_BqWG/?taken-by=mikeytaylor

If enough of us tag Mikey in this Brian Sumner post we can help God, help Brian Sumner, Help Mikey save his marriage

http://www.instagram.com/p/BjQMcsynqM8/?taken-by=briansumner

God speak sounds just as ridiculous to me as flat earth nonsense. I wonder if humankind will ever collectively (or mostly) move past that regressive concept?   
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: TITANIUM NIPPLES on September 07, 2018, 08:29:15 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlyM9mzAuo2/?taken-by=boojohnson

Maybe my distaste should be aimed at whoever made the video, but the lil' stance change and "powerslide" are especially cringe-y

HOly shit "shot by". Please tell me that it's actually his own bullshit "media company".
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: HisDudest on September 07, 2018, 08:59:28 PM
I honestly think Brian Anderson might be gay
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Jeff Groucho on September 07, 2018, 10:44:09 PM
DANGER DANGER

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmPRK5un2if/?hl=en&taken-by=chazortiz (https://www.instagram.com/p/BmPRK5un2if/?hl=en&taken-by=chazortiz)

damn im gonna second whoever said it first, but this thread is on track to be fucking fabulicious!
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Owen on September 08, 2018, 01:31:11 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnUzrx_BqWG/?taken-by=mikeytaylor

If enough of us tag Mikey in this Brian Sumner post we can help God, help Brian Sumner, Help Mikey save his marriage

http://www.instagram.com/p/BjQMcsynqM8/?taken-by=briansumner

God speak sounds just as ridiculous to me as flat earth nonsense. I wonder if humankind will ever collectively (or mostly) move past that regressive concept?

His bride? Brian Sumner is God's bitch confirmed
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: DBOONFOREVER on September 08, 2018, 02:07:04 AM


https://www.instagram.com/p/BnVHT5VBA_e/?taken-by=brandonbiebel

Jesus, that guy next to him looks so dead inside.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on September 08, 2018, 10:19:22 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BneN3xeHhn-/?hl=en&taken-by=williamstrobeck (https://www.instagram.com/p/BneN3xeHhn-/?hl=en&taken-by=williamstrobeck)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: friendly dave on September 08, 2018, 07:13:31 PM
This is like the opposite of the "lifestyle hammers" thread. I love it.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on September 08, 2018, 07:36:24 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BneN3xeHhn-/?hl=en&taken-by=williamstrobeck (https://www.instagram.com/p/BneN3xeHhn-/?hl=en&taken-by=williamstrobeck)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmwNDTsHdCM/?hl=en&taken-by=williamstrobeck
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Sick Duck on September 08, 2018, 09:47:38 PM


https://www.instagram.com/p/BnVHT5VBA_e/?taken-by=brandonbiebel

Jesus, that guy next to him looks so dead inside.
I think thatís the look heís going for
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Disco234 on September 08, 2018, 10:54:18 PM
(https://imageshack.com/i/pm9RNs9Rj)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: sweatin on September 08, 2018, 11:12:21 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BneN3xeHhn-/?hl=en&taken-by=williamstrobeck (https://www.instagram.com/p/BneN3xeHhn-/?hl=en&taken-by=williamstrobeck)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmwNDTsHdCM/?hl=en&taken-by=williamstrobeck
Strobeck's account is a gold mine of lame posts.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: coyote2425 on September 09, 2018, 09:47:28 AM
this could potentially be my new favourite thread
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on September 09, 2018, 09:54:37 AM
I kinda feel sorry for this Pablo guy. He was kinda good looking few years ago and played on that card, but now he turned into someone that looks like ugly women but still they try to portray him like he is hot. sad.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Bloody Matt on September 09, 2018, 10:00:58 AM
The SOTY serial killer stare BA is gone. nolimitsoldier is dead. Bthurstonanderson the socialite who is obsessed with himself is all that's left.

Sadly true
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Zumiez And Xanax on September 09, 2018, 10:21:13 AM
is wes kremer the only notable pro without insta?
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: anon on September 09, 2018, 11:55:28 AM
is wes kremer the only notable pro without insta?
JJ
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Gino's Back 180 Nosegrind on September 09, 2018, 12:31:05 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BneN3xeHhn-/?hl=en&taken-by=williamstrobeck (https://www.instagram.com/p/BneN3xeHhn-/?hl=en&taken-by=williamstrobeck)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmwNDTsHdCM/?hl=en&taken-by=williamstrobeck
Strobeck's account is a gold mine of lame posts.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence"
- Every person with SP as their initials
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: shitdick22 on September 09, 2018, 01:08:13 PM
is wes kremer the only notable pro without insta?
JJ
VA
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Dr Waffles on September 11, 2018, 03:43:23 PM
bump because this thread is great.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: augustmoon on September 11, 2018, 03:55:07 PM
ya boy went to Biebel's man to get those sparkly whites.

http://www.instagram.com/p/BnmPqidg6pr/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

(https://imageshack.com/i/pm9RNs9Rj)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Burt Ward on September 11, 2018, 04:25:32 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlyM9mzAuo2/?taken-by=boojohnson

Maybe my distaste should be aimed at whoever made the video, but the lil' stance change and "powerslide" are especially cringe-y

HOly shit "shot by". Please tell me that it's actually his own bullshit "media company".

Looks like he got too stoned to powerslide properly.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Trashcon on September 11, 2018, 08:23:58 PM
Any post from Evan Hernandez. Had to block him.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: DannyDee on September 11, 2018, 10:02:00 PM
is wes kremer the only notable pro without insta?
JJ
VA
Unless he's running the Girl and Crailtap account as his own Rick Howard. He doesn't have a personal one he uses.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Paletta on September 11, 2018, 11:19:23 PM
is wes kremer the only notable pro without insta?
JJ
VA
Unless he's running the Girl and Crailtap account as his own Rick Howard. He doesn't have a personal one he uses.

Plus its debatable that he is a notable pro these days
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: common logic on September 12, 2018, 12:35:57 AM
mikey actually tried to capitalise on meditation of all things. a centuries old, eastern philosphy treatment adopted by western medicine for the treatment of  patients dealing with anxiety, depression and trauma among other conditions. id have a link and post had i not deleted insta due to my own personal issues with certain said issues. go five posts deep into his insta to see whats up.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: friendly dave on September 12, 2018, 01:35:19 AM
What the fuck are you talking about?
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 12, 2018, 06:30:25 AM
What the fuck are you talking about?
He's speaking in riddles like he's Rumplestiltskin or something
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Switch_fsflip_noseslide on September 12, 2018, 07:19:56 AM
is wes kremer the only notable pro without insta?
Vincent Alvarez
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: brucewillis on September 12, 2018, 08:14:53 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl0Z2yAAizM/
he's the cringiest
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: heckler on September 12, 2018, 08:17:44 AM
is wes kremer the only notable pro without insta?
Vincent Alvarez
Jake Johnson, Max Palmer
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 12, 2018, 08:34:54 AM
is wes kremer the only notable pro without insta?
Vincent Alvarez
Jake Johnson, Max Palmer

Max Palmer should get some free vistaprint business cards that say "Max Palmer - Notable Pro"
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: calvinsdream on September 12, 2018, 08:57:13 AM
The SOTY serial killer stare BA is gone. nolimitsoldier is dead. Bthurstonanderson the socialite who is obsessed with himself is all that's left.

Sadly true

BA's fire island photos > sean pablos career
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: GAY on September 12, 2018, 08:57:41 AM
The SOTY serial killer stare BA is gone. nolimitsoldier is dead. Bthurstonanderson the socialite who is obsessed with himself is all that's left.

Sadly true

BA's fire island photos > sean pablos career

Also, sadly, true.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: GAY on September 12, 2018, 08:58:40 AM
mikey actually tried to capitalise on meditation of all things. a centuries old, eastern philosphy treatment adopted by western medicine for the treatment of  patients dealing with anxiety, depression and trauma among other conditions. id have a link and post had i not deleted insta due to my own personal issues with certain said issues. go five posts deep into his insta to see whats up.

You got issues inside of issues an' shit.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: doctorkickflip on September 12, 2018, 09:26:54 AM
Story of my life, get up my confidence to go to da club only to be shown up by professional pussy slayers like these guys.  Biebs trying to tone down those teeth with nicotine stain and no Budweiser in sight.  These "lame" posts are actually the most insightful ones.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnVHT5VBA_e/?taken-by=brandonbiebel

Dude needs to stop smoking. He's only like one or two years older than me but looks ten years older even tho he works out like a maniac! Smoking ages you big time, evidence right there in this gram.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: RIDEFLANNELV2 on September 12, 2018, 09:39:18 AM
^Yeah. Anyone who claims to be into "fitness" and still smokes is a fucking moron.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 12, 2018, 09:45:04 AM
I don't know. Joe Pesci thinks cigarettes being bad for you is a bunch of bullshit and he seems to have his feet on the ground.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on September 14, 2018, 12:52:46 PM
make sure to swipe

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpAL0xgIwm/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson (https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpAL0xgIwm/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: tart.mommy on September 14, 2018, 01:01:33 PM
make sure to swipe

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpAL0xgIwm/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson (https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpAL0xgIwm/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson)
calvin klein, sick
he's what we in the queer community would call a Rainbow Capitalist
which i guess goes hand in hand that he's pretty much a... gulp... Kook now  :(
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: GAY on September 14, 2018, 01:04:28 PM
I remember when my dad found out that I was gay and threw me out of the house. I was like, "Well I guess I'm out of the closet now," and I kind of went all crazy queeny. Like, wearing freedom rings around my neck and wearing Don't Panic t-shirts and acting sassy. I think I felt like I needed a new family and to belong in that new family I'd need to dress a certain way and act a certain way, like certain things and go to certain places. Fortunately, that turned out to be a phase (not being gay, but acting gay, if that makes sense). I realized I didn't need to be anything different than I'd always been and I could still be queer. So I got scuzzy and crusty and baggy and saggy again and have always been okay with the way I present myself as a homo gay queer.
All of that to say that it seems like BA is going through something similar and I wonder if he's lost forever or if he'll come back from the rodeo?
And who am I to say what he should or shouldn't wear? I'm nobody. Still it's interesting to watch.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 14, 2018, 01:21:29 PM
I remember when my dad found out that I was gay and threw me out of the house. I was like, "Well I guess I'm out of the closet now," and I kind of went all crazy queeny. Like, wearing freedom rings around my neck and wearing Don't Panic t-shirts and acting sassy. I think I felt like I needed a new family and to belong in that new family I'd need to dress a certain way and act a certain way, like certain things and go to certain places. Fortunately, that turned out to be a phase (not being gay, but acting gay, if that makes sense). I realized I didn't need to be anything different than I'd always been and I could still be queer. So I got scuzzy and crusty and baggy and saggy again and have always been okay with the way I present myself as a homo gay queer.
All of that to say that it seems like BA is going through something similar and I wonder if he's lost forever or if he'll come back from the rodeo?
And who am I to say what he should or shouldn't wear? I'm nobody. Still it's interesting to watch.

I'm not saying he should or shouldn't wear anything or that he should stop seeking attention like a pop singer. I'm saying I was interested in Travis Bickle doing smith grinds and not Paris Hilton taking selfies. If that's the real uncaged BA cool but I unfollowed.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: tart.mommy on September 14, 2018, 01:27:15 PM
I remember when my dad found out that I was gay and threw me out of the house. I was like, "Well I guess I'm out of the closet now," and I kind of went all crazy queeny. Like, wearing freedom rings around my neck and wearing Don't Panic t-shirts and acting sassy. I think I felt like I needed a new family and to belong in that new family I'd need to dress a certain way and act a certain way, like certain things and go to certain places. Fortunately, that turned out to be a phase (not being gay, but acting gay, if that makes sense). I realized I didn't need to be anything different than I'd always been and I could still be queer. So I got scuzzy and crusty and baggy and saggy again and have always been okay with the way I present myself as a homo gay queer.
All of that to say that it seems like BA is going through something similar and I wonder if he's lost forever or if he'll come back from the rodeo?
And who am I to say what he should or shouldn't wear? I'm nobody. Still it's interesting to watch.
that's very real both in experience and observation, i feel that big time. oof, nobody or not that's pretty spot on. i feel like he's gonna start making confrontational posts to no one, real blown-out pictures with captions like U CAN FUCK OFF I'M HOT AS HELL or whatever. just more and more off the deep end  :-[ idk the whole purging of his IG page too... it's pretty weird. rodeo man launches off
cis gay men are weird creatures tho, so maybe he's just gonna be an edgy twink til the cows come home. different strokes (no pun intended?)
also yeah SFB u suck but i feel u too. lol. i wanna see some skating too. tho his tush is nice, it's def not cute to be a IG celeb in training. that's a universal kook move i suppose
*looks thru own selfies* whoops
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: GAY on September 14, 2018, 01:30:06 PM
I remember when my dad found out that I was gay and threw me out of the house. I was like, "Well I guess I'm out of the closet now," and I kind of went all crazy queeny. Like, wearing freedom rings around my neck and wearing Don't Panic t-shirts and acting sassy. I think I felt like I needed a new family and to belong in that new family I'd need to dress a certain way and act a certain way, like certain things and go to certain places. Fortunately, that turned out to be a phase (not being gay, but acting gay, if that makes sense). I realized I didn't need to be anything different than I'd always been and I could still be queer. So I got scuzzy and crusty and baggy and saggy again and have always been okay with the way I present myself as a homo gay queer.
All of that to say that it seems like BA is going through something similar and I wonder if he's lost forever or if he'll come back from the rodeo?
And who am I to say what he should or shouldn't wear? I'm nobody. Still it's interesting to watch.

I'm not saying he should or shouldn't wear anything or that he should stop seeking attention like a pop singer. I'm saying I was interested in Travis Bickle doing smith grinds and not Paris Hilton taking selfies. If that's the real uncaged BA cool but I unfollowed.

Oh I get it. I unfollowed BA a while back. So I guess through my actions I'm telling him to change clothes please.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: somedudefromnj on September 14, 2018, 01:57:04 PM
damn so those four dudes the only ones on IG kookin it? Fucks with it
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Zumiez And Xanax on September 14, 2018, 02:05:01 PM
BA is crushing it
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: FROTHY on September 14, 2018, 03:01:57 PM
make sure to swipe

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpAL0xgIwm/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson (https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpAL0xgIwm/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson)
calvin klein, sick
he's what we in the queer community would call a Rainbow Capitalist
which i guess goes hand in hand that he's pretty much a... gulp... Kook now  :(
This was gay selfie that broke the unfollow camel's back
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on September 14, 2018, 04:56:21 PM
Iím just hopeful for some more BA footy. I like that little New York edit he did a while back when he first got on Anti Hero. I can handle all of his inta posts if he post say 1 insta clip every 10-15 selfies. Iíd be fine with that.

Also does Biebel even skate anymore? All he posts is him going to the gym 3 times a day.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Disco234 on September 14, 2018, 05:29:02 PM
Hot diggity dog

(https://imageshack.com/i/poy1PCSAj)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: feedmeseymour on September 15, 2018, 06:53:02 AM


Ba kinda looking like the Amish dude from kingpin

(https://y.yarn.co/b03e6d8b-7e3b-4be7-a33c-64bb7475fab5_screenshot.jpg)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: GAY on September 15, 2018, 07:18:03 AM
Hot diggity dog

(https://imageshack.com/i/poy1PCSAj)

BA is turning into the singer from Creed.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: nonickname on September 15, 2018, 07:22:33 AM
I was going to say Hansel from Zoolander but Im old and have no idea how to add a pic
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: TITANIUM NIPPLES on September 15, 2018, 01:21:32 PM
Hot diggity dog

(https://imageshack.com/i/poy1PCSAj)

(https://static.stereogum.com/uploads/2014/09/Christopher-Owens-Never-Wanna-See-That-Look-Again-video-640x421.jpg)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: RIDEFLANNELV2 on September 15, 2018, 02:12:51 PM
^Hahahahaha. I miss Girls.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: sid vicious on September 15, 2018, 03:44:37 PM
is wes kremer the only notable pro without insta?
Gonz dill Gino??
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Allen. on September 15, 2018, 04:00:36 PM
is wes kremer the only notable pro without insta?
Gonz dill Gino??

@ginoiannuccipoets
@faflatgroundentertainment
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: brettpancake on September 16, 2018, 01:36:13 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlyM9mzAuo2/?taken-by=boojohnson

He's kinda like Wiz Khalifas understudy
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Pigeon on September 16, 2018, 07:56:41 AM
^He is sponsored by Weedmaps, so why doesnít he just get some fucking pre-rolls delivered?
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Mount St. Hermdog on September 16, 2018, 08:03:17 AM
^He is sponsored by Weedmaps, so why doesnít he just get some fucking pre-rolls delivered?
Pre rolls are for cops
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: johnes on September 16, 2018, 09:42:53 AM


Ba kinda looking like the Amish dude from kingpin

(https://y.yarn.co/b03e6d8b-7e3b-4be7-a33c-64bb7475fab5_screenshot.jpg)
Hot diggity dog

(https://imageshack.com/i/poy1PCSAj)

(https://static.stereogum.com/uploads/2014/09/Christopher-Owens-Never-Wanna-See-That-Look-Again-video-640x421.jpg)

I lold at both of these, I wish Chris Owens had a better catalog after he stopped doing Girls (pun fun)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: reptar_bar on September 16, 2018, 01:27:18 PM
Story of my life, get up my confidence to go to da club only to be shown up by professional pussy slayers like these guys.  Biebs trying to tone down those teeth with nicotine stain and no Budweiser in sight.  These "lame" posts are actually the most insightful ones.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnVHT5VBA_e/?taken-by=brandonbiebel

Dude needs to stop smoking. He's only like one or two years older than me but looks ten years older even tho he works out like a maniac! Smoking ages you big time, evidence right there in this gram.

man those dudes look smart as fuck
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: spungo on September 17, 2018, 05:59:01 AM
Fred Gall doesnt' even have an email much less an IG
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Weededed on September 17, 2018, 07:52:26 AM
Fred Gall doesnt' even have an email much less an IG

Bullshit! @freddygall
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: muckmcfuckbuck on September 17, 2018, 08:46:03 AM

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He gets worse and worse everyday.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Jumping Beans on September 17, 2018, 09:13:45 AM
Was gonna post the BA/Christopher Owens comparison myself, stoked Iím not the only one who saw it.  Girls was great but Iím also into the newer shit, hopefully heís doing alright and puts out more music.

Thereís a shockingly low numbers of lame insta pics in this thread considering how lame some pros are.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: JB on September 17, 2018, 01:23:46 PM
http://www.instagram.com/p/Bn1VK4tDF_3/?taken-by=marcjohnson

boo fuckitty hoo, MJ.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: TITANIUM NIPPLES on September 17, 2018, 02:05:13 PM
Maybe Marc should concentrate on sucking more corporate dick, you know, like Biebel, Atiba, and countless other losers.
That way he can still be an insufferable twat, but get paid a few dollars to shill for shitty products.
It's the American Way.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: FROTHY on September 17, 2018, 03:31:24 PM
So the reason nobody calls MJ back is because he isn't a good filmer? That's wild
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: GAY on September 17, 2018, 04:56:58 PM
Yes, they're avoiding you because you don't film clips. That's definitely why they're avoiding you.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Jeff Groucho on September 17, 2018, 05:06:15 PM
http://www.instagram.com/p/Bn1VK4tDF_3/?taken-by=marcjohnson

boo fuckitty hoo, MJ.

honestly this is a pretty good post by MJ. Im on a Vincent Gallo kick right now and the artistic quality of this instavideo speaks to me.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Dead Ringers on September 17, 2018, 05:38:11 PM
The Atiba/Kelsey Grammer content was pretty good.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: straight fucking edge on September 17, 2018, 05:50:16 PM
marc johnson just threatened that he would “fuck me up” on that post
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Big Skatefase on September 17, 2018, 06:06:39 PM
some people really shouldn't have social media.

it's crazy how many pros are ruining their pre-social media image.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on September 17, 2018, 07:16:34 PM
MJ is just itching to be heard, only thing is nobody wants to listen anymore. Low key Jabs at Carroll on the previous post and comments too.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn1QjCEFTXA/?hl=en&taken-by=marcjohnson

Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Disco234 on September 17, 2018, 07:20:12 PM
MJ is just itching to be heard, only thing is nobody wants to listen anymore. Low key Jabs at Carroll on the previous post and comments too.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn1QjCEFTXA/?hl=en&taken-by=marcjohnson

Oh oh oh this mother fucker mad. Scary Angry
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on September 17, 2018, 07:21:38 PM
MJ is just itching to be heard, only thing is nobody wants to listen anymore. Low key Jabs at Carroll on the previous post and comments too.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn1QjCEFTXA/?hl=en&taken-by=marcjohnson

Oh oh oh this mother fucker mad. Scary Angry

Shots fired


(https://i.imgur.com/KuZOLl6.jpg)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: jakeumms on September 17, 2018, 07:37:06 PM
Brrap Brrap

That video post was a dud but the shirt ain't bad tho.

I wonder if Marc's ever given therapy a real shot?
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on September 17, 2018, 08:14:19 PM
Hey Marc, maybe it's just you?
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: camel filters on September 17, 2018, 09:52:16 PM
MJ is just itching to be heard, only thing is nobody wants to listen anymore. Low key Jabs at Carroll on the previous post and comments too.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn1QjCEFTXA/?hl=en&taken-by=marcjohnson

Oh oh oh this mother fucker mad. Scary Angry

Shots fired


(https://i.imgur.com/KuZOLl6.jpg)
I'm so confused by the title vs author placement on those spines.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Robert Baratheon on September 18, 2018, 03:42:37 AM
Didnít he accuse Emerica of fraud too?
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 18, 2018, 04:23:36 AM
Didnít he accuse Emerica of fraud too?
He accused himself too
(http://i66.tinypic.com/2e5mvk2.jpg)
Lest we forget
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: brettpancake on September 18, 2018, 05:18:38 AM
is wes kremer the only notable pro without insta?
Vincent Alvarez
Jake Johnson, Max Palmer
Aidan Mackey
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: brettpancake on September 18, 2018, 05:26:32 AM
is wes kremer the only notable pro without insta?
Gonz dill Gino??

@ginoiannuccipoets
@faflatgroundentertainment
And @tiaromano is basically Gonz
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 18, 2018, 07:43:09 AM


Ba kinda looking like the Amish dude from kingpin

(https://y.yarn.co/b03e6d8b-7e3b-4be7-a33c-64bb7475fab5_screenshot.jpg)

Hahahahahaha!  Holy shit
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: quadcuff on September 18, 2018, 07:47:36 AM
Yes, they're avoiding you because you don't film clips. That's definitely why they're avoiding you.

i think marc and gershon should hang out
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: GAY on September 18, 2018, 05:25:09 PM
Yes, they're avoiding you because you don't film clips. That's definitely why they're avoiding you.

i think marc and gershon should hang out

Or even get married. The name Marc Mosley has a nice ring to it. As does Gershon Johnson. They could do the name swap either way.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: feedmeseymour on September 18, 2018, 08:13:35 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BntzY_yBTsI/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=12gqgfpdux2s7
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: shripshrapper on September 18, 2018, 08:29:24 PM
Story of my life, get up my confidence to go to da club only to be shown up by professional pussy slayers like these guys.  Biebs trying to tone down those teeth with nicotine stain and no Budweiser in sight.  These "lame" posts are actually the most insightful ones.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnVHT5VBA_e/?taken-by=brandonbiebel

Dude needs to stop smoking. He's only like one or two years older than me but looks ten years older even tho he works out like a maniac! Smoking ages you big time, evidence right there in this gram.

man those dudes look smart as fuck

them fools are real as fuck
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: boogs on September 18, 2018, 08:33:08 PM
some people really shouldn't have social media.

it's crazy how many pros are ruining their pre-social media image.
motherfuckers don't know how to act
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: augustmoon on September 18, 2018, 08:46:22 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BntzY_yBTsI/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=12gqgfpdux2s7

this is actually pretty funny if you've seen all of the sincere ones people are posting that this is making fun of
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: cosmicgypsies on September 19, 2018, 04:32:06 AM
Story of my life, get up my confidence to go to da club only to be shown up by professional pussy slayers like these guys.  Biebs trying to tone down those teeth with nicotine stain and no Budweiser in sight.  These "lame" posts are actually the most insightful ones.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnVHT5VBA_e/?taken-by=brandonbiebel

man i looked up the other fool on instagram and he looks like a discount vin diesel/b-grade bond villain

Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Suit Up! on September 19, 2018, 04:42:58 AM
What the fuck did Biebel do to his teeth? He looks more douche like than ever, and thatís really saying something.

Actually, just looking through his instagram then made me really upset, almost mad that a grown man could be so into themselves.

Iím gonna delete my instagram now.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on September 19, 2018, 05:18:43 AM
What the fuck did Biebel do to his teeth? He looks more douche like than ever, and thatís really saying something.

Actually, just looking through his instagram then made me really upset, almost mad that a grown man could be so into themselves.

Iím gonna delete my instagram now.

(https://i.imgur.com/OqUPoCJ.gif)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: feedmeseymour on September 19, 2018, 05:24:15 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BntzY_yBTsI/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=12gqgfpdux2s7

this is actually pretty funny if you've seen all of the sincere ones people are posting that this is making fun of


luckily i dont follow people that post sincere videos like that, it is funny but offputting. did anyone tag nora per request of welcome to find a good girl?
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: augustmoon on September 19, 2018, 08:25:40 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BntzY_yBTsI/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=12gqgfpdux2s7

this is actually pretty funny if you've seen all of the sincere ones people are posting that this is making fun of


luckily i dont follow people that post sincere videos like that, it is funny but offputting. did anyone tag nora per request of welcome to find a good girl?

cringe city

http://www.instagram.com/p/BnjeJDll3BC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Roisto on September 19, 2018, 08:51:54 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BntzY_yBTsI/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=12gqgfpdux2s7

this is actually pretty funny if you've seen all of the sincere ones people are posting that this is making fun of


luckily i dont follow people that post sincere videos like that, it is funny but offputting. did anyone tag nora per request of welcome to find a good girl?

cringe city

http://www.instagram.com/p/BnjeJDll3BC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

What the fuck did I just watch?  ???
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: MintySandwhich on September 19, 2018, 09:10:47 AM
Holy shit, most of those dudes look this is the first time wearing a button up or tie, and they're going to court.
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Mystical Leader on September 21, 2018, 01:50:03 AM
Holy shit, most of those dudes look this is the first time wearing a button up or tie, and they're going to court.

Hahah lol
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Far from relevant on September 21, 2018, 06:09:55 AM
Every post by Marc Johnson since he got on addidas
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 21, 2018, 06:13:54 AM
Every post by Marc Johnson since he got on addidas
Every dude that used to put out content daily instantly stopped once they had that swoosh/three stripes check.Guy and Marc specifically,because Daewon still kills it and produces
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Skateboard Shuffle on September 21, 2018, 11:23:25 AM
make sure to swipe

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpAL0xgIwm/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson (https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpAL0xgIwm/?hl=en&taken-by=bthurstonanderson)

Buffalo Bill vibes.

"It puts the lotion on its skin."
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: bo bice on September 21, 2018, 11:59:18 AM
Every post by Marc Johnson since he got on addidas
Every dude that used to put out content daily instantly stopped once they had that swoosh/three stripes check.Guy and Marc specifically,because Daewon still kills it and produces

this. Guy was posting crazy nbd ledge dancers like every other day until the minute he got swooshed
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Owen on September 21, 2018, 07:16:36 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn91lMwjxG9/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=6c4ni666x1pj

Surely he could of got both of these tricks better
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: nocomply900 on September 21, 2018, 08:11:02 PM
Holy shit, most of those dudes look this is the first time wearing a button up or tie, and they're going to court.

Hahah lol

Hahahaha omg
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on September 22, 2018, 07:40:17 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BoBuW6kHxKY/?hl=en&taken-by=atibaphoto (https://www.instagram.com/p/BoBuW6kHxKY/?hl=en&taken-by=atibaphoto)
Title: Re: lame instagram posts by pros
Post by: Disco234 on September 22, 2018, 08:24:09 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn91lMwjxG9/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=6c4ni666x1pj

Surely he could of got both of these tricks better

Doesnít he have friends that he could reach out to in private or is he that suicidal that everyone has detached? Suicide watch would be a good bouncy ball company name

Edit*