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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Gideon Choi on September 07, 2018, 02:06:55 PM
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And these are pictures of her after having a kid with some other dude.
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Yeah because its smart to base a long term relationship solely off looks.
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Holy fuck dude this is how you spend your free time?
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Torey's current chick, looks like she cooks so that's good
(https://i.imgur.com/EBFRCgw.png)
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If a girl is hot I let her treat me however she wants and if she wants to slap me or cheat on me I definitely won't break up with her because she's hot so I better not fuck this up.
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Maybe she was just a shitty girlfriend. Why would he dump her if she wasn't
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The dude Almost always has a Plan B, so he can be Thankful for that. Maybe he just didn’t buy her a Diamond soon enough and she thought all he wanted to do was Skate More.
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This is good Slap.
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who fucking cares
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The dude Almost always has a Plan B, so he can be Thankful for that. Maybe he just didn’t buy her a Diamond soon enough and she thought all he wanted to do was Skate More.
I guess Torey figures there's always another Shorty that he can share a Red Bull with, but also grip that Grizzly beard of his while they Venture out trying new positions in bed.
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Well if she had a kid with another dood, sounds like he chose wisely
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The dude Almost always has a Plan B, so he can be Thankful for that. Maybe he just didn’t buy her a Diamond soon enough and she thought all he wanted to do was Skate More.
I guess Torey figures there's always another Shorty that he can share a Red Bull with, but also grip that Grizzly beard of his while they Venture out trying new positions in bed.
Maybe next time he'll try dating a Frog for some hot Otherness.
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The dude Almost always has a Plan B, so he can be Thankful for that. Maybe he just didn’t buy her a Diamond soon enough and she thought all he wanted to do was Skate More.
I guess Torey figures there's always another Shorty that he can share a Red Bull with, but also grip that Grizzly beard of his while they Venture out trying new positions in bed.
Maybe next time he'll try dating a Frog for some hot Otherness.
.....Maybe he should Skate More GET IT??????? BECAUSE HE FUCKING RODE FOR DVS OMG
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i heard she dumped him because he refused to take off his pom pom beanie during sex.
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The dude Almost always has a Plan B, so he can be Thankful for that. Maybe he just didn’t buy her a Diamond soon enough and she thought all he wanted to do was Skate More.
I guess Torey figures there's always another Shorty that he can share a Red Bull with, but also grip that Grizzly beard of his while they Venture out trying new positions in bed.
Maybe next time he'll try dating a Frog for some hot Otherness.
.....Maybe he should Skate More GET IT??????? BECAUSE HE FUCKING RODE FOR DVS OMG
please explain the rest of the references, oh wise one
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The dude Almost always has a Plan B, so he can be Thankful for that. Maybe he just didn’t buy her a Diamond soon enough and she thought all he wanted to do was Skate More.
I guess Torey figures there's always another Shorty that he can share a Red Bull with, but also grip that Grizzly beard of his while they Venture out trying new positions in bed.
Maybe next time he'll try dating a Frog for some hot Otherness.
.....Maybe he should Skate More GET IT??????? BECAUSE HE FUCKING RODE FOR DVS OMG
More posts like that and your rep is going to be on the Dekline.
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Torey's current chick, looks like she cooks so that's good
(https://i.imgur.com/EBFRCgw.png)
No seasoning tho 😬
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shay maria's on vans girls
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probably a case of "dont stick your dick in crazy" ?
for anyone needing further research:
https://www.instagram.com/kozyshay/
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Didn't Chris Cole wife say that during one of the street league she yelled "I'll let you fuck me in the ass" if he landed a Nollie flip. Makes you wonder why you would dump that.
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I'd choose his new chick a million times over. The yellow fever is strong with this one..
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Didn't Chris Cole wife say that during one of the street league she yelled "I'll let you fuck me in the ass" if he landed a Nollie flip. Makes you wonder why you would dump that.
Chris dumped red???
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Didn't Chris Cole wife say that during one of the street league she yelled "I'll let you fuck me in the ass" if he landed a Nollie flip. Makes you wonder why you would dump that.
Chris dumped red???
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he said that she was a slut. hopefully he got out of there before getting an std
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he said that she was a slut. hopefully he got out of there before getting an std
She said his arms flew around too much when he came
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She dumped him because he always wanted to draw the grizzly bear logo on her back after he came.
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he said that she was a slut. hopefully he got out of there before getting an std
touché 😜
Honestly though, if he tossed that salad that’s a bit of a life hammer right there!
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he said that she was a slut. hopefully he got out of there before getting an std
Honestly though, if he tossed that salad that’s a bit of a life hammer right there!
Agreed!
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Torey's current chick, looks like she cooks so that's good
(https://i.imgur.com/EBFRCgw.png)
looks like he fucked down
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Torey's current chick, looks like she cooks so that's good
(https://i.imgur.com/EBFRCgw.png)
Torey just wants a chill girl
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Torey's current chick, looks like she cooks so that's good
(https://i.imgur.com/EBFRCgw.png)
Torey just wants a chill girl
na no way that shay bitch looks like she's annoying as fuck and her farts smell something peculiar. his new chick looks more down to earth and normal, she cooks, she probably lets him fuck her face down when ever he wants and she definitely will age better. then again thats just me judging someone by their instagram presence......
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he said that she was a slut. hopefully he got out of there before getting an std
+100
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The angle of her in the green tank top is doable but all the rest her pics look haggard.
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he said that she was a slut. hopefully he got out of there before getting an std
do you think he took the beanie off during or kept it on for photo incentive?
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he said that she was a slut. hopefully he got out of there before getting an std
do you think he took the beanie off during or kept it on for photo incentive?
As discussed early on,that pom beanie stays on!
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she's not hot she's just naked
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These dudes share their girls anyways wasn’t she some other pros girl? Didn’t mike mo prod and him date the same chick?
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Fuck the Torey hate.
I remember seeing some interview where he said he wished he skated like AO. Back that.
Wears a redbull beanie non stop so he can afford to take his girl to Paris. Back a lil romance.
And of course his arms are going to swing around if he is sliding along ledges for 4km. Back the windmill.
Honestly the only reason Tory isn't liked on this forum is because he is low key a great dude. You keep doing you Torey.
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Remember when Tay posted a prolapse picture of a guy that looked like Torey? Good times!
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Remember when Tay posted a prolapse picture of a guy that looked like Torey? Good times!
Hope she’s doing well honestly.
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he said that she was a slut. hopefully he got out of there before getting an std
haaaaaahahaaaa
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she's not hot she's just naked
oh, well in that case lets see one of your exes
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Didn't Chris Cole wife say that during one of the street league she yelled "I'll let you fuck me in the ass" if he landed a Nollie flip. Makes you wonder why you would dump that.
Brb. Working on my nollie flips.
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I met his ex years ago, she was hot but she had an extremely raspy voice.
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I met his ex years ago, she was hot but she had an extremely raspy voice.
what the hell does that have to do with the price of cheese?
also,new girl looks like she'd scrub up real good. yall judgemental as fuck basing off one single photograph.
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I met his ex years ago, she was hot but she had an extremely raspy voice.
what the hell does that have to do with the price of cheese?
also,new girl looks like she'd scrub up real good. yall judgemental as fuck basing off one single photograph.
yeah she is actually quite cute and that other photo doesn't do justice at all, i think someone was just trying to make the contrast between them seem more extreme
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlE2jFOFGDv/?hl=en&taken-by=toreypudwill
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Yea his new girl is super cute and seems mad chill. I'm backing it.
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Backing the new girl
Very beautiful, apparently cooks and doesnt look like shed fuck your neighbor for a new purse
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Didn't Chris Cole wife say that during one of the street league she yelled "I'll let you fuck me in the ass" if he landed a Nollie flip. Makes you wonder why you would dump that.
Chris dumped red???
Lol Where’d this tidbit of info arise from?
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Backing the new girl
Very beautiful, apparently cooks and doesnt look like shed fuck your neighbor for a new purse
This, someday the children here will learn what a real woman is. The new one looks like she has more to offer than a warm orifice at night.
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Backing the new girl
Very beautiful, apparently cooks and doesnt look like shed fuck your neighbor for a new purse
This, someday the children here will learn what a real woman is. The new one looks like she has more to offer than a warm orifice at night.
the only flaw i see in this new girl is the fact that she's willing to date torey pudwill.
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Backing the new girl
Very beautiful, apparently cooks and doesnt look like shed fuck your neighbor for a new purse
This, someday the children here will learn what a real woman is. The new one looks like she has more to offer than a warm orifice at night.
the only flaw i see in this new girl is the fact that she's willing to date torey pudwill.
True, but hey we all got flaws.
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Backing the new girl
Very beautiful, apparently cooks and doesnt look like shed fuck your neighbor for a new purse
This, someday the children here will learn what a real woman is. The new one looks like she has more to offer than a warm orifice at night.
Literally no one said she was ugly, she was described only as "chill" but then everyone immediately assumes the other girl is a vapid whore with nothing to offer simply because she looks like and is a model... sounds about right.
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Couldn’t resist
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Couldn’t resist
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Damn dill crusted turkey! Top chef
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BlE2jFOFGDv/?hl=en&taken-by=toreypudwill
TOREY PUDWILL IN NO BEANIE SHOCKER!
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(http://s3.amazonaws.com/allaboutjazz/photos/profile/KennyG.jpg)
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didn't recognize her in the pics but knew the name. new girl used to run around in the streetwear scene and do music
https://earmilk.com/2012/10/17/bago-i-forget-you/
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I was already convinced half of the posters on slap don’t skate but after reading the comments in this thread I’d wager that the same amount of you seldom have consexual sex without a financial transaction involved.
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id rather post skate clips than pics of any of my exes
and i'm horrendous at skateboarding
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I was already convinced half of the posters on slap don’t skate but after reading the comments in this thread I’d wager that the same amount of you seldom have consexual sex without a financial transaction involved.
gnar'd cuz I'm still salty Bo Bice didn't win American Idol
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I was already convinced half of the posters on slap don’t skate but after reading the comments in this thread I’d wager that the same amount of you seldom have consexual sex without a financial transaction involved.
SLAP incels comfirmed
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what does Evan Smith have to do with this?
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why is Torey's ex wearing the finger of Sauron?
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I'm not saying she was a psycho, but, she was a psycho...
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lurk level 9000 dude
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torey had the first relevant web part, nothing but infinite respects for him and his skating
uh, also? of course she cooks, every adult has to cook to survive. do you guys date ppl who dont cook?
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torey had the first relevant web part, nothing but infinite respects for him and his skating
uh, also? of course she cooks, every adult has to cook to survive. do you guys date ppl who dont cook?
relevant
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I know many of you aren't very photogenic, nor eat burgers in front of In-N-Out, so here's a picture of both:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmHrOo0nC5B/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Also, Torey's Asian gf looks like Kyoko from Ex-Machina. Stay away from sharp objects and don't let her and the other cyborg group bro
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torey had the first relevant web part, nothing but infinite respects for him and his skating
uh, also? of course she cooks, every adult has to cook to survive. do you guys date ppl who dont cook?
You realize Dylan Rieder's Gravis video "Dylan." came out a whole year before Big Bang and that was way more impactful
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Whatever you said is super relevant now
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Just checked his fiances ig.
She's a definite upgrade than his ig famous model ex. Nice hapa girl for sure! Congrats on them and their marriage!
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probably a case of "dont stick your dick in crazy" ?
for anyone needing further research:
https://www.instagram.com/kozyshay/
Don’t wife/have babies with crazy. Sticking your dick in crazy is ok